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Aikon:


One word for this please!

Management

Its glaring that Wike is the most popular among them and he holds the party structure, in addition to being the Aso rock choice.





To pray like a politician, I will say

May God let Peterside Dakuku and Ezenwo Nyesom Wike win the governorship election next year.

ammyluv2002:
Lord, pls come quick! The wickedness in the world is just too much for us to handle

Let us be seriously prepared for Christ second coming. This world is going to end soon.

Gluckdude:
Just when we thought that nothing weirder could come out of Japan, this happened: The condom cookbook.

Yes, you read that right. A cookbook centred around condoms.

According to Kotaku, the book is called Condom Meals I Want To Make For You and contains 11 utterly delicious condom-based recipes like “Condom Meat Stuffing”, “Condom Escargot (snails) Cooked with Butter” plus desserts like “Condom Cookies.” The book aims to show the durability of
condoms and believes that this could potentially lead to the spread of condoms in cooking. It also has a serious side – Japanese men are the third worst in the world for using condoms, and the book was also created to help promote safe sex.

Scroll down to see more photos. Would you eat a meal cooked in a condom, guys? I can’t stop laughing.

for more photos: http://darlingtonblog.com/2014/12/04/would-you-eat-rice-cooked-in-a-condom-photos/

I'm speechless.

sukkot:
yes. that will prevent you from using it to wipe your a-s-s, as useless as they are these days

I wonder why my own certificate is still very useful in this 21st century. It must be filled with divine anointing for Exellence.

alhabeeb:
@pple, pls does any 1 av ds issue" the email account you try to reach does nt exist" when the referee replied to the mail sent . 2 of mine referees complained bitterly of that,despite their several attempts to send report.

Its just network issue my brother, it will latter go. The portal has been programmed, they dont have to type any email, they will just cliq the "Submit" button at the bottom of the page. so tell them to keep trying or they should change the browser they are using.

Goodluck

Gooci:
hello.
av printed out the final copy of registration. i will going to ife this week to get my transcript and also take to funaab mysef on friday. i want to know wat oda documents to take along. trancript+print out after registeration+ wat again

thanks

Photocopies of all your credentials you filled online.

MAJOR
First degree certificate
O'level result
NYSC certificate
Bank Payment teller
Reference/invoice slip

MINOR
State of Origin
Birth certificate
Passport

Jgbengs:
Thanks senator. Well explained. But how is one suppose to know which proposal to write when he hasn't even started lectures yet alone, having a supervisor?

Firstly be acquainted with the various field of your course, choose the one you will like to base your M. Agric project on, you may then consult any of your undergraduate lecturers to explain and guide you on what to write as research proposal if you don't have any idea.




Please note: Its what you write at the point of application, you will finally study during electives courses, and carry out as research when the time comes, you cannot change it. they will just attach you to a supervisor in that field based on your application.

teemanbastos:
http://www.punchng.com/news/fayemi-fayose-shake-hands-in-public/

If politicians can hawk locust bean to deceive the masses, what will ordinary shaking of hands cause them.





APC and PDP deceiving us since 1999.

MillionDollars:
Most times, I have been made to believe gambling is a sin.

Since it's a sin, do i still need to pay tithe from my winnings, since the bible says we should pay our 10% from our incomes? (State stating the wrongs from the right).

Help 'us' out with your thoughts!

NO! NO!!NO!!!
-Gambling
-Prostitution
-Stealing. etc
Are not to be tithe. Why?




The gift of a sinner is an abomination before God.


Take it or not, i don't ague.

MizMyColi:
Ignorance is not an excuse, it can be a choice tho'
It's never too late to live your dreams.
For where there is life, there is hope.






Back then in Uniben, I heard of an eighty sumtin years old man, studying law.

I left a 70 years plus then in school studying medicine when i graduated 4 years ago. people and strong decision sha.

Before 12:00am I say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY 7th December.

orlaryhincah:
Likewise some would save dem now.

You caught them right handed, some of them that don't have any of these pictures would have saved them.



Ladies no dey carry last!!!

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

I think I'm more interested in speedy health recovery of tosyn2much, than this topic.




Anyway, this topic is quite interesting. @op, you did a good findings.

agarawu23:
When your neighbours think they can have a garrage and park their jeeps, my man don't loose hope joor.

Life is all about packaging.

lovelyronke20:
Wizkid's handsome son Boluwatife and His mom attended a wedding today and he was seen wearing a white agbada. Pics of his mom below:

http://www.temisblog.com/2014/12/photos-wizkids-son-rocking-agbada.html

At what age must he had impregnated this innocent lady? diaris God oooooo.

changes1:
why Na?

Double wahala for dead body and him owner...

See what t0t0 has been causing since this week...

RIP to the dead.

I tire for all these moderators with "man kill wife for cheating news since last week".



Is that the trend now on nairaland? they have rested from "10 type of people you will meet in hell fire" topics. Happy weekend.

If its insanity, may the Lord heal her.

Dahkogrin007:
I Know 98% Will Still Fail This Simple Mathematics

Going by this computer functions; Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V,


Ans= 17.



I pray nobody get me.

Noneroone:
It may sound a little bit misleading,
because this problem is not only limited
to Nigerian schools. It’s a worldwide
phenomenon occasioned by teachers,
lecturers and instructors who make no
effort to update themselves and add to
what they already know. These lies – at
least some of them – were facts at some
point in time, but things have since moved
on. Truths become lies as new discoveries
are being made.
Here are 16 lies that are still dished out the
world over even as you read this:

There are six classes of food: I was taught –
and I know most of you were taught – that
there are 6 classes of food, namely,
proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins, fats and
oil, minerals and water. It is no longer the
case. Officially, there are now SEVEN classes
of food: proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins
(or vegetables), fibers, fats and oil, minerals
and water. Fiber is derived from plants and
it was initially left out by nutritionists
because it seemingly does not add any
nutrient to the body. What fiber does that it
alters the way our gastrointestinal tract
absorbs food. Fiber itself is indigestible; it is
broken down in the large intestine not by
the body’s digestive system, but by the
trillions of bacteria that live there.

There are nine planets in the solar
system : Astronomers are regularly
discovering new planets all over the
universe. However, the number of planets in
our own solar system has been reduced
from nine to eight. This is due to the
declassification of Pluto as a planet. Pluto
was officially downgraded by astronomers
at the 26th General Assembly of the
International Astronomical Union which
was held in Prague, Czech Republic, in
2006. It is now a dwarf planet.
Astronomers found out that it is merely a
huge ball of ice and rock orbiting the Sun in
an area known as the Kuiper Belt. The
Kuiper Belt is located beyond the planet
Neptune (which is now the farthest planet
in the solar system) and it contains over
70,000 icy objects similar to Pluto. Pluto
happens to be one of the biggest of these
icy objects, but it’s not the biggest. The
biggest is Eris. Eris, a dwarf planet, is the
largest object in the Kuiper Belt. It’s about
25% more massive than Pluto.

There are four oceans: That was until the
year 2000 when the International
Hydrographic Organization concluded that
a distinct body of sea that completely
surrounds the continent Antarctica will be
the Earth’s fifth ocean. The exact
geographic coordinates of the salty water
are yet to be agreed upon, but most
sources will tell you that it lies to the south
of Australia, New Zealand and the tip of the
South American continent.

There are three states of matter: There are
several states of matter, in fact. According
to physicists, in addition to solid, liquid and
gaseous, plasma can be observed in
everyday life. Actually, scientists claim that
plasma is the most abundant form of
matter in the universe, because most of the
stars, including our own Sun, are in a
plasma state. Other states of matter include
the neutron-degenerate matter, Bose-
Einstein condensates, liquid crystals,
superfluids, quark-gluon plasmas, quantum
hall state, supersolid, string-net liquid,
superglass and dark matter. But these
forms of matter are very rare and some of
them have not been observed, but are
believed to exist.

Humans have only five senses: It turns out
that sight, hearing, touch, smell and taste
are not the only sensory responses human
beings exhibit. Human sensory receptors
can also respond to pain (nociception),
changes in temperature (thermoception),
changes in balance (equilibrioception),
position (proprioception), magnetic
direction (magnetoception) and the
passage of time (chronoception).


Humans evolved from apes: This is a great
lie and misconception that has been here
with us since the day Charles Darwin
published his controversial “On the Origin
of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or
the Preservation of Favoured Races in the
Struggle for Life.” According to this well-
known biological framework, human
beings and the modern-day apes evolved
from a single, now-extinct ancestor. As time
passed by, these ancestors of ours began to
evolve differently based on climatic,
nutritional, geographical and social
changes.

Mount Everest is the highest place on
earth :
Mount Everest is the highest
mountain in the world quite alright, but it’s
not the part of the world that is closest to
outer space. Here how it works: the Earth
does not have a perfectly round structure
like the world globes you’ll find in most
schools. Geographers call this anomaly an
oblate spheroid, which means that the
earth has a bulge towards the equator. As a
result of this bulge, places close to the
equator are


http://saharareporters.com/2014/12/05/16-errors-are-still-taught-nigerian-schools-today-chinedu-rylan

So educational. but do you know that a man cannot just wake up one day and change what is in the syllabus, until it is been passed and ratify by board of educationists involve. It will also depend on the stage of learning, university students will quickly comprehend if you start teaching them we have 10 sense organs than primary school pupils.

May God save Nigeria future leaders.

ibson99:
Are u kidding? Like this pretty girl in this pix has been banged multiple times. Why is her privacy not protected that you are showing us her face.

The same reason why i doubt this story.

what will now become of Rabiu Kwanwasho if he fails to win APC Presidential ticket.

blesie:
I just wish to share my honeymoon bitter and sweet experience for you and also get inspiration.

A little Intro to how it all started: So i met this guy during the course of work in my former office and he started chasing me, my colleagues then ask me not to agree that he looks like a player. He looks like one that never get a No for an answer, so me and my colleagues use him to have a good lunch, dinner or whenever we just feel like going to that cinema, he won't ever dissapoint, he'll take us there, a year after i left the company but he kept on chasing, so one day i was passing through some difficult times in my career, i felt like resigning but he came to me and advise me wisely, he told me how to tackle the challenges and when i did, it works perfectly so i started liking him, so i called him that we can date if only he will adhere to my conditions, he asked me to list the conditions and i did as stated below:
1) No Sex
2) No romance
3) No Kissing
Infact no touches.

He agreed with so much pains in his eyes, but after 6 months of dating, we begin to hug anyway and light kisses.

But through out the relationship, i was always walking with shoulders held very high up there, thinking that shebi he's the one begging me, i will scream and always want things done my way.

For a year, i misbehave alot but after i begin to be the girl he would want me to be, i wasnt really shouting or screaming anymore but i was still so full of pride, but i started loving him very well.

On the first week of August he proposed, and we got married over 2 weeks ago, the wedding went well everyone was happy but after all the happiness, dancing, eating and greetings by friends and family, i found out later i was left with him in the car and the driver.

We went into the hotel room that evening and he started answering calls, so i use that opportunity to rush to the bathroom and took my bath, after i finish bathing, lying down on the bed and thinking of how sex will look like, he tapped my leg and said i should come and bath him, i was like, bath you? how na, he said i should not waste his time, i wanted to say something again and he opened his eyes, the way he has not opened it before so i was scared, i jump off bed to the bathroom and started pouring water on him, he ask if i was in my right senses in a very fierce way, i shake my head saying yes, he said he doesnt think so that if i was i will be unclad by now, so i told him i wasnt going to bath him anymore, i left, went to the bed and lie, he completed the bath and came to meet me in the room.

He held me and said, yes i married you, he didnt say anything again he just stared at me, then dragged me closer and started kissing me, then he said i should UnCloth him, what was surprising to me though was that his stuff was now 300% bigger than what i saw while i try to bath him, i thought maybe he had used something on it so i started to shift back, he pulled me back and i never knew how powerful he was until that evening, cos his hands just seem to be pulling me like im an ant, at that point i tried to fight him but he practically raped me, i screamed and shouted my life out but it seems he is enjoying the shout so i started to remain calm and then he said hold me, hold me very tight and i remember my mom telling me, do whatever he says to make him happy, so i grabbed him with two hands very tight to my body and as i did, i also started enjoying the sex so i started calling him baby.

After the first round, it was like i had an accident, i was so tired i couldnt stand up, i couldnt even hold a paper i was breathing fast, it felt like i will die, i ask him to get me lucozade or something to regain my energy, he gave me drink and i just wanted to sleep off, he came waking me up and wanted to start another thing, i screamed at him and he said look at me very well, you see all that up shoulder you use to display while we were dating? you've got to drop it at the wedding reception because if you take it to the wedding, you will just be crying, do you know how many years you make me impotent, should i analyse the insult you gave me and all of that, now respect yourself, stand up and do the needful.

Fear crib me like i have made a mistake, i cried and ran down to the bed to UnCloth he said no way, now i want it standing, i tried to imagine how somebody will stand to have sex but before i could finish thinking, he's dragged me out of bed and there it goes, painful and annoying i was just crying.

After he finished that, i went on my knee to beg him for forgivenness for all the shout and scream i use to shout at him that i was ready to make a new turn, he said fine, that the new turn will mean that i will now respect and do everything he wants me to, i said yes i will do.

Then he said, come on suck this, you won't imagine what he ask me to suck , how in the world can a husband be so wicked

I said not this, he said ok, seems you are not ready to comply, he came for me and i bit him, fought him, he allowed me beat him after i finish beating him, he raped me and its really hurting me like i want to die.

Now everyday he made me suck him, all the bad things one could dream of is what he likes, if he ask me to do something and i refuse he wont beat me, instead he will come for me and rape me.

I am so tired, i don't know why one man will want to have sex up to countles times in a day, i was just wondering.

UNTILL HE CAME TO REVEAL TO ME TODAY THAT HE IS PUNISHING ME FOR WHAT I DID TO HIM OVER THE YEARS.

He finds joy in doing it and im so pained, is he going to change, should i report him to our pastor or my parent?

He will soon get tire.





Going by one Economic model; utility (satisfaction) will continue to increase with increase commodity (intimate) till it reaches a maximum point, after which the satisfaction will continue to depreciate, just endure till he reaches his maximum satisfaction. by then you will be the one dragging him for intimate.




This is the advice i can give you as an Economist.

Politics and record finding since 1960.




but he is not the first, Tinubu is from Iragbiji in Osun state and he ruled Lagos for 8 years.

Seanixking:
Tonto trying to keep her head above Waters....
Be happy u gat Hater coz if u were Nobody u wuldn't have make FP on Nairaland and i wuldn't have read this POO....
Anyway FTC is nw my Birthright,so i dnt really care abuh it even wen some pple r dyin for this space...
#sean

So she can wear a decent outfit, this must be a nollywood scene, where she is to dress according to script.

pinkycute:
Choose your position and explain how comfortable you are when posting DAT style


Well, my is number 2 and 7


And I hardly feel uncomfortable wit number 7 but number 2 is my favorite posting and I can see heaven while laying down DAT way

Now is your turn!!...
Oya choose

No 1 when i was a kid, I change between No 2 & 5 now.

akoaki:
Please do not fall for this scam. I have been a victim before.

No be only you my brother.




Ifaoni on Nairaland comes to mind. I pray he repent soon, before the anger of God befall him.

Who say this is end time gospel song? I know nothing about that, but listen to it at your own risk.

Uduagha has a good political calculation. He will have his political son as governor, and he will be appointed minister by his fellow Ijaw man. 2 gains is better than one.

God bless Nelson Mandela, any where he is. History is very interesting.




Wait oooo, I can see many people in those pictures of 1990, when i was less than 10 years, that are still our leaders today after 24 years, some are still contesting for one office or the other. My question is






When is the tomorrow our teachers told us over 20 years ago, we are leaders of?

RIP the cheating wife. Let me sleep now.





Nairalanders, please wake me up anytime the man by himself walks to the police station.

Nigeria Police and comedian are just the same.