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Chelseafan1:
You have enjoyed my attention enough, I am done obliging you..

Goodluck kiddo.

Bykebyke, Messi's number 1 fan would not hate on CR7 ds much.

Go and give Messi the Ballon d'or even when he lost the league and couldn't score a goal in a crucial UCL quarter finals.

Run along dear. Oponunaldo waits for you in bed

SeekinAttention:
. Weyrey!!

Ronaldo scores 4 goals against Bayern freaking Munich even when the pressure was on to send his team to UCL semis

Messi missed 5 good chances against Juventus to let his team down when they needed him the most

Cr7 trumps Messhit

This is one of ur daddy most famous logic, beat that, weyrey

Why won't u call that declining bald fool sensible Mr Dayo?

Hmnnn. I see so much logic. Messi carries the team on his back all season...team shits on him by conceding 3 goals in Turin and expect him to score hayrick against Italian ogbontarigi defenders.

On the other hand, Madrid shits on various oppositions all season, with oponunaldo running around wanking his balls. Bayern gets a red card, oponunaldo scores... Builds five star hotel in offside position and scores. All of a sudden.... He's a hero.

Clap for yourself. You get sense

Chelseafan1:
Only a kid obviously suffering from dementia will think Chelsea qualified for this season's UCL, am I surprised? hell No.

Goodluck with the bolded, while at it, remember to clean up his hairy ass with your tongue.

Oh no, I assure you... My mind is ever sound. I was just wondering why you were so particular about oponunaldo's goals in the UCL, then I remembered your team didn't qualify this year.

I'm only sucking messi's dick and not his ass for crying out loud. Since you are particular about oponunaldo's ass, you could sure use the same advice.

SeekinAttention:
Ronaldo scores important goal in important matches - he is the best, ask ramudeen dayokunu ramuzaki.... Messi was hidden like Hazard for 180 mins (ask ramuzaki) and wasted 5 good chances in crucial moment to let his team down like John Terry (ask rahmandeen).. He is a failure (Confirm from ur daddy balddeuter)..

Real Madrid is a team and it is their joy Sergio Ramos scores for them in crucial moment ( u think he is Iniedo )

As long as u agree to that apari's logic above, u don't have to think Hilary twice that Ronaldo TRUMPS Messhit!!

Now run kiddo!

First, Mr dayo dey everly argue with facts. Even when he hates on hazard, he argues based on goals and assists which shows how sensible he is...

On your own part, exactly the opposite! Which important goals has oponunaldo scored this season except for the ones against Bayern and 2 late goals in laliga in one match like that?
Messi has been the defining factor for Barcelona this season. He trumps oponunaldo all-round. If I will have to check and upload stats to prove it, then I will. If you cannot prove it, you can do yourself a favour and shut the hell up

Lana1:
Lol. What is this mumu saying??
So any1who doesn't support Barca is a hater?? Coming from people who spent half of yesterday and d day b4 yapping about C.Ro and Madrid and how Bayern should ve won instead of worrying about their own team. Lol. STFU abeg.

We were here after una use ojoro on PSG. Nobody die. And We ll be here long after today to celebrate more Barca defeats.
U on the other hand, i hope u can survive a trophyless season seeing Madrid winning a double and C.Ro winning anoda Balon d'or

You are an e-rat and one of the haters. Coman beat me

Barca went trophyless under Martino, did the treble the following season . I no get heart attack. The thing wey just dey vex me be say messi deserves better.

Anyway, you and chelshit fan can do a three some with oponunaldo should Madrid do the double.

Chelseafan1:
Small boy, go and rest your fingers. Oponurova, you were typing too much nonsense, I had to call you out.

Ronaldo scored 5 sweet goals to send Madrid thru, how many did MSN score?

Answer me and stop sucking Messi's dick.


Learn from this noble man and quit being a nincompoop. He is a sensible Barça fan unlike you oponurova.

I'd rather suck messi's dick than Bleep oponunaldo's ass.

Messi shits on oponunaldo all season long. Take it, or commit suicide. SN and the whole barca team have been lackluster, my point all along.... Madrid have been very good...even most times they didn't need oponunaldo. But your gay partner shows up against a robbed Bayern side, and his sperm starts drooling all over your face.

By the way, where's chelshit in the UCL? I thought they qualified o

Xkalaban:
For real bro. That Penaldo guy is so fvcking overrated. Aside his free kicks, I don't see anything that makes him more spectacular than an Ibrahimovic or a Lewandoski for that matter. Hommie be diving to the floor at the slightest contact, doing tappings after someone like Modric or Mercelo wld do the main work & scoring offside goals. There's no honor in that.

You sef fvck up. Which free kick? Person wey dey score 2 free kicks in 3 years, shey na player be day one?

bykebyke:
He is a queer who camps in the box for 90 mins scoring nothing but tap ins & headers.


Anyone who thinks he is G.O.A.T has a sickness.

So you get sense? Thank God o
E-rats can goan die

SeekinAttention:
I know Messhit is the greatest footballer of all time.
But he will sell all his personal accolades, his team trophies, his teammates, Camp Kunu, and all up Barka fans for an INTERNATIONAL TROPHY

Let's play a game. It's called shut up!!!

SeekinAttention:
La Liga - Madrid leading with a game in hand
UCL- Madrid in the semis, with Ronaldo scoringover 3 goals to comfortably rape Bayern, meanwhile Messhit along with his 2 idiots can't even score a goal against Juventus!


U are a fool

Another e-rat!!!
Messi has scored Barca's most important goals this season. Remove messi's goals, barca would be wanking their balls in 5th place. Oponunaldo scores offside goals against ten men in UCL, after being absent since the beginning of the UCL commencement and e-rats will begin to gnash upandan.

In the laliga, madridiots look to Sergio Ramos to deliver key points in the dying minutes.... So I don't exactly see your point.

Messi trumps oponunaldo this season. If you cannot prove it, jerk your senses off or kee yasef

Chelseafan1:
Just shut your stinking gob already!! !! You admire Ronaldo yet you had those bullshit to say about him in ur initial post?

You are not an agbero but you started with the insultive words first, you must be mad!!

Take a cue from the mature Barca fans on here rather than boring us with your foolishness, who cares if Neymar and Suarez are letting Messi down, he had several attempts to score yesterday but kept on wasting them, I don't expect you to know this.

Come and push me outta this thread, if nairaland na ur family property, you go tell me. Apoda arindin kid.

Go and bury your face in tears, your team is out already, shove your senseless hate-induced opinions about the game up your anal sphincters.....

And who are you to tell me that I spoke bulls hit about oponunaldo? When you e-rats were busy calling iniesta an eunuch, and messi a midget, didn't we all take it as part of football pun?

You're a chelshit fan, but you dey carry oponunaldo matter ontop your head like say he dey give you him yansh fvck.

You call barca player names, does it mean you don't respect whatever they've achieved in their career?
Did i mention you in my posts before you called your ancestors a shameless barca fan?

You should be ashamed of yourself actually. If with your mature mind, you would turn football pun into personal attack and claim to be mature...then I cannot help you.

sebod:
What we have seen so far this season with the coach messing up each time Madrid drop points is enough to tell us that we are not destined to win the league. Madrid are leading us by 3 points while still having a game at hand.
Neymar is not playing the classico and you will agree with me that Messi has always been a shadow of himself in the past few ones. So whose gonna bail us out against them? What gives us assurance that we would also win the other matches even if Madrid drop points again if what we have seen already is anything to go by?

I can never bet on Atleti again to win the UCL at the expense of Madrid, twice they had the chance, and guess what? They blew it. Poor ref decisions and mother luck have been favouring Madrid in the UCL in these past seasons, so I don't expect this year to be different.

You know what? I'd be glad to eat my words in case the opposite happens

Bro my point exactly.

We know that for the past nine years, ballondor has been between oponunaldo and messi. We know that despite oponunaldo's brilliance, messi is his god. The times messi won the ballondor 4 times consecutively, barca had the best years under pep guardiola...with xavi, iniesta and a brilliant team. We know that messi's efforts were not messed up by his team mates.

Then what happened? The team went down in flames.... I no even wan dey talk am. Whether or not messi had a great season, barca as a team were just playing nonsense. Oponunaldo who's good at tapping those opportunities began to do so... However, Madrid went on a revolution. They deservedly played better and won trophies, while barca was shitting their pants. Naturally oponunaldo would win the world best, and e-diots would start comparing him to messi.

This season is not an exception. Messi out of the UCL, laliga race would not stand a chance of his efforts been rewarded as the world's best while oponunaldo who's not really been at his best wins that ballondor should real Madrid do the double.


By the way, even if oponunaldo wins his fifth ballondor, the football world still crowns messi king of football. So...no qualms.

E-rats can quote me and die!!!

Chelseafan1:
Aye e ma baje danu ni, look at this fool, you are kid, infact, a senseless one at that, go fuccck yourself animal..

Your hate for Ronaldo will eventually you.

Get out of my mentions.... Idiot!!!!

Lol.

Typical Chelsea fan. Agbero!!!!
I do not hate oponunaldo, his drive for success gives me utmost respect for him! It doesn't mean I can't speak the truth that messi has so far trumped him this season so far, and that he's not probably going to win the world's best because of a lackluster team...while for oponunaldo, it's the opposite. Madrid have quality squad depth, and very good replacements for BBC. Oponunaldo has not been particularly at his best this season. If you cannot comprehend this with your manly mind, then it's obvious who's the kid.

You take a moment, and leave barca thread. You're clearly an e-rat and a hater. Go to your thread and jerk your brains off. Next!

Chelseafan1:
Typical rants of a kid!!!

Did the ref not favour your fucccked team against PSG? Who went about calling for Messi's head, tell me.?

Why couldn't any player score doz 5 goals but Ronaldo? Have you thought about it?

Now that your team can't score a goal against Juve home and away and Ronaldo scored 5 sweet goals, what are you gonna do about it?

Is it Ronaldo 's fault that Neymar and Suarez have been shitty, is it his fault that Messi kept wasting chances yesterday or didn't you see Sebod' s comment?

I am just trying to understand you and what your rant is all about.

For starters, never in your life call me a kid again. If you cannot typically speak your opinions and engage in reasonable argument you might as well shut up.

You said MSN were consistent, and made oponunaldo look superhuman by saying Benzema was shit, and bale had been injured lots of times.

In actual fact, messi has trumped oponunaldo all season long...the facts speak for themselves... Against PSG, barca scored five clean goals and a controversial penalty.... Without a red card. Against Bayern, real scored 4 clear goals, two controversial ones, and two reds!!! This argument is not even about who got favoured or not by the referee. It's about who's been the better player this season, it's about who's stood up most when the team woefully failed.

The football world knows its messi. My anger is to wards the team, failing him continually when he's so much deserved better.

You can go suck oponunaldo's cockk for all I care

Chelseafan1:
You are shameless, if you have any iota of shame left in you, you wouldn't be on Ronaldo 's case, learn from Debroslink.

Barca has MSN fit almost all season, Madrid has BBC, u and I know Bale has been battling with injury, Benzema has been useless, Ronaldo has been Ronaldo, he has made sure Madrid got to where they are...Quarter finals alone, he scored 5 sweet goals home and away against Bayern Munich of all teams, just a single goal, none of MSN could score.

Hate all you like, CR7 is going to equal Messi's 5 Ballon d'or. At his age, he is still delivering goals and assists.


Na pple like you no let Nigeria progress sef.

Spits!!!
MSN? As far as I'm concerned, messi has been the most consistent player upfront all season. Neymar and Suarez have not been as clinical as the team needs them to be at times (2015 season comes to mind). Iniesta had been shiiting on his pants all season long. Barca's midfield cannot string accurate passes for more than 10 seconds. Our defense?


Messi has scored the most important goals for Barcelona this season. For madridiots, Ramos has been their salvation (especially in the league). Oponunaldo took advantage of two red cards in both legs to score five goals(with two offsides). So what the fvck is your problem?

If hatred will blind you to see the truth, then it is you who should bury your shameless head in oponunaldo's ass...seeing your love for his gay ass.

The times messi missed on ballondor were when he was injured and barca messed him up. Oponunaldo tapped on those times,and that's a fact.

You can accept, or go kee yasef

Lordemperoris100:
YOUR PAINS IS VERY DELICIOUS

PLS CAN U HUG ANY NEARBY TRANSFORMER

If you really don't have much to say, wouldn't silence be a better option?

Lana1:
That can only happen if i was a Madrid fan!

But u on the other hand ll probably just commit suicide if Barca went trophyless and Madrid come do league and UCL double

Obviously, one of the e-rat hater with unending rants.
Barca just had to save lives by losing out to juventus. I guess dozens of you people would've lined the 3rd mainland bridge to take a dive if barca had consecutively done a ramontanda (abi wetin dem dey call am?)

Go back to your mumu EPL and cheer lukaku to victory.

sebod:
Madrid aren't going trophy less bro, they are almost guaranteed of winning at least the league. Can we beat them in the classico with their doggedness and sheer determination? I doubt it.
Their bench alone is enough to cause us trouble.

Madrid would have also scored as many goals against that Juve, so they are favourites for the UCL.

Those idiots are winning the league only if Enrique and those stupid players let them. We haven't lost against the top 4 this season, na malaga and co they rape our yansh. They have the quality, buy they've come this far through determination and not necessarily because they've been outstanding. They've won half of their matches really late into stoppage time. Na just because say barca dey fvck up. And it's annoying because messi does deserve better. He's been amazing this season to contend for the world's best.

Anyway, there's all to play for at the bernabeu. For UCL, make Atletico just win am or else ...I go strip naked to swear for them

SeekinAttention:
Barka fans 2014: Atletico for UCL, Real wins Ororo world best
Barka fans 2016: Atletico for UCL, Real wins Ororo world best
Barka fans 2017: Atletico for UCL, .................................... (complete it)


Una go soon die

Ororo ko, epo pupa ni. It's not you people's fault na, na because barca sef dey fvck up. The e-diot oponunaldo is good at tapping advantage when barca fvcks messi up. We all know who's the greatest footballer of all time. E-rats can goan die

Lana1:
Madrid ll win this UCL and some people here ll die. Fact!!

It is you that will die of heart attack by the time Madrid goes trophy less

May God punish that referee and his afin balls!

Terrible officiating in my opinion.
MSN were very useless in front of goal abeg. Juventus only started cutting out balls in the end when we started playing cross and nod. I wasn't all that impressed with juve's defense because there were up to five clear cut chances. They were just firing blanks like they overloaded their boots with concrete or so.

Not Enrique's fault this time, but I don't understand why he brought mascherano for sergi. Anyway, he's leaving at the end of season.

Atletico for UCL glory. Fvck oponunaldo and e-rats.

Lordemperoris100:
Qualify first na

Chelseafan1:
Don't get your hopes high, your team cannot go beyond this stage, anyhow una wan do am, una dey comot ds nyt..don't start thinking you would see another Ballon d'psg or Ballon d'juv performance kankan.

Uefalona must die tonight, where's Prophet weedtaker when you need him.

SeekinAttention:
Don't be so pained...
We're u not happy when Madrid was drawn Bayern, saying they can't overcome. Now ur team can't even beat Juventus to advance while Madrid is on course to win UCL and La Liga.
Why are u so jealous?

The fact is, u will get disqualified tonight, get beaten on Sunday at the clasico that will give Real Madrid the league.
Then Madrid will also win the champions league, and Ororo will top it by equalling Messhit's WPOTY! Which will pain u up barkas to the bone...

Don't moan yet, there is a still a lot coming for u up Barka dundees

E-rats can wail from now till before the end of the match. But I promise you this; should Barcelona qualify, I will demolish all of una if I hear uefalona.

As Barcelona go thrash juventus 5-1 today, make I hear any e-rat, e-goat, e-diot tell me say barca use ojoro.

Against PSG, we put 6 past them with 11 men. Madridiot couldn't comfortably beat Bayern with 11 men. They had to depend on red cards to beat Bayern in both legs, and the useless haters cannot call for petition to replay the match(especially second leg). No call for refree probe when oponunaldo built 5 star hotel for offside position and Vidal was wrongly yellow carded.

May God punish anybody that shouts uefalona should barca advance tonight.

Radarada

Match official was shocked Andre Gomez was subbed in.

bykebyke:
I would have replied this at a length..but then you said Iniesta has been completely missing this season.


I don't reply to myths

You should air your views o. It's a free world. Ignore whatever myth and air whatever you think is responsible for iniesta's performances

jonsnow92:
Guy dont let us expose our dirty linen in public..Whereas you are right about the age and all..My point is the system affects him defensively hence the reason for the switch to 4 in the midfield to cover for ageing Iniesta and immobile Busquets...I'm talking about Iniesta's game play generally..Iniesta I know is a big game player, Iniesta I know takes games by the scruff of the neck and kill games.. The Normal Iniesta was made for games against Juve..Iniesta would look for spaces that weren't there and create them..Now all he does is pass to the safest option..Its weird talking about Iniesta like this but its the sad truth..He tries though,He really tries to roll back the years but he just can't.. Painful!

Finally... Somebody sees what I have been seeing about iniesta!!!
We know our midfield is nonsense. But at least we've seen busquets drop a 10/10 performance couple of times this season, despite the other instances where he went to sleep. We've seen Neymar and Suarez deliver too despite the occasional wobbly performances. Iniesta has just totally gone to sleep. I refuse to believe this is an age thing because unlike xavi, iniesta is known for manoeuvering the middle of the park, and especially inspires extraordinary plays in difficult moments... This season, he's been completely missing. Whether it is lack of confidence, or loss of form I don't understand... But it is definitely not only Enrique's style that has caused it.

Two years ago, he provided first assist for the goal against juventus under the same Enrique. He has made the best XI consecutively under Enrique, so the blame is totally not on Enrique here.
I have tried not to be sentimental in talking about iniesta, but the truth every clue must know is that the magician has been awful this season. It is evident that Neymar tops our assist chart due to a very lacklustre playmaking iniesta. Besides he is Barca's captain, and under him... We have been shipwrecked the most times this season since I can last remember.

Byke byke has not been objective enough to realize this. Perhaps hr realises it, but chooses the easier way around accepting the truth by playing the blame game

bykebyke:
I'm not expecting any of what I wrote there to happen.


The only scenario I see happening is Deulofeu and and an average Bellerin coming in.

Why on earth would barca want bellerin ntori oloun?
Which kain mumu signing be that one? Since that idiot was linked for a move to barca, he has been playing none sense for assnal...isn't that enough reason to leave his hairy ass? Sometimes I wonder if signing good players is so hard...

bykebyke:
OUTS.
Mathieu.
Mascherano
Rafinha
Rakitic
Jordi Alba
Digne
Arda Turan


IN
Grimaldo
Thiago/Verratti
Deulofeu
Coach with a functioning brain.


How can such a large squad of ours lack quality is what amazes me.

Wallahi Robert Fernandez needs to be sacked.

You spent all summer looking for a backup striker that was not needed,only to start playing him in a RW position.


Idiot thought Squad depth meant having up to 6players on the bench and filled the Barcelona team with dross.


I don't want us to comeback from this.


If this is the loss that resets the brain of our President... Then so fücking be it.


FORZA JUVE.

Guy. Why you no mention Paco?
Meanwhile.... The only thing this idiota enjoys is the yanshing he gets at Turin.

Mascherano, Suarez, Neymar: Flops
Gomes really plays DMF well.


Barca lost because Dybala stepped up, and Suarez didn't.

UCL match day
Time:8pm
Venue: Turin, Italy


... Balls are full.... Orgasm loading

See boys dey vex upandan .

Thank God say I no even watch the match, maybe I for enter lagoon from on top 3rd mainland bridge sef

I keep saying there's nothing wrong in squad rotation, but it's only effective when the squad depth is competitive. Barca's bench cannot beat Gombe united with the likes of that useless Gomes and co. Just imagine if Gomes were isco/thiago/coutinho, paco was munir/Pedro... As it stands, barca cannot do without MSN ooo. In fact, they should just give all of the MSN injury. Na trophy less 2.0 we dey go so.

And to be honest, I'm the only barca player I know of that doesn't like neymar's play style... I don start to like am small small after PSG game...but as for wetin the useless oponu do tonight, #Neymarout

bykebyke:
Coutinho gets more game time than Isco.

He is likely to have better stats.

There's an option where you can compare stats and number of minutes don't make a difference. Na like average per game or so... Can't really remember