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Mbatagr82: Uni abuja just announced her resumption date ryt now on ray power fm. Resumption date is 1st dec.2013. Says all students are to resume immediately!! Nawa oo.

what about UNIBEN ooo?? Can't wait for that news ooo!!!

Ok

ogugua88: People still use Blackberry? *runs away*

so what are you now feeling like?mtscheew! You better run pass terry G!

Wise pac: if u wan go back to school, cum beg me

stale joor!@pix! Try sumtin else

I rep esan south east LG of edo state

FlowerPower: I would not buy a used bra, but if it is clean there should be no problem. However if you are buying used "bottoms", that does not seem clean.

lmao@ used "
bottom"

Pls explain oooo!!!

Tankx

Better to be alive with ASUU than die elsewhere!

Beta run!.... Scam alert!

Op is really maaaaaad!!! Wat bizness do u have commenting on ur post 1st? And the source u supplied doesn't even exist!.....give us Pix joor or it didn't happen!

Eseose9: I'm from Ewatto, esan south east.Edo state

where in ewatto are you from?

So no one on this thread is from ewatto in esan south east LG of edo state?

lipsyliscious: I tink she's just confused. I'm sure she's pretty young n has nt sorted out her feelings yet. She enjoys d cuddling bt is nt sure wat she wants. If u enjoy d intimacy den stay, with time she will realise wat she wants. BT if u're luking 4 a sure tin den move on, dat will probably make her take a decision faster depending on how much she misses u. At dis point u guys cn hardly go bk to being just friends. It's just an issue of time n confusion.

wooow!!! Most of you lines are what she kept telling me!! She is 18yrs! thanks so much!! I really appreciate your comment!..BTW, are you male of female cuz of the way you hit!

Phemmy99: Of what use will it be for him to take us for a ride??,,,we should even respect d fact that he evn created time just to post the updates...always think before judging people...

mtscheew!! You are a big joke too! Of what use was it for that fake ASUU twitter handle guy to have taken most people like you for a ride? Can't believe you are so naïve to take everyone here on nairaland seriously? Well, its your choice!

miss universe: u mistook his post ,he was pointing at d exclamation sign not the word

I don't think so! What do you think he meant by rather than the other way round?

Dennizeey: moderator truthfully,your english ain't error free...ASUU! ASUU!! ASUU!!! and not the other way round.

so how do you expect him to spell ASUU? Please may be you should help us cuz I'm confuse right now!

Kelechi2020: dull head...what is in his write up that you have to believe?he is not even sure so don't expect pictures...

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Look at you! Gullible fool! Anybody can do what that so called reporter is doing and you are daft enough to believe him!...please to whom brain is given, sense is expected!

complete1: Sorry for the delay i was just trying to get my facts right,we have som unusual arrival at the venue of the supposed meeting hall but until i see fagge i wont say for sure who this people are,i had to take a break so i dont know if we have the minister of finance already at d place

I have been viewing this thread and I just don't believe this your so called reporting!... Well, like we say it here on nairaland...give us pictures or its not happening!

Phranciz: Broda, let her be, ur heartbreak won't be worth it @ the end.

Really? Hmmm! Noted! Thanks

Dear Nairalanders,
I met this 100 level lady who came to live with her coursemate in the hostel I stay in school!This lady is so beautiful I just couldn't get my eyes off her! One thing led to the other, we became friends and as time went by, we became very close friends! Most of the time we are together. If we are not in my room gisting, we are reading in the school library or gone to visit my friends! We became so attached to each other that I fell so much in love with her! I later ask her to be my love and she agreed! She was so happy we are dating that she introduced me to most of her friends as her boyfriend and even her elder sister! But problem began when we started being intimate! Each time we kiss and touch, she will be sad for the whole day! And on some ocassion, she will beg me to just be her friend and that she is not ready for a relationship! But even when I agreed to just be her friend, we still kiss and touch! So far, she is okay with that provided we are not dating! She is still a virgin though but insisted that we can have sex only if we eventually get married even though we are just friends! Its been 8 months now and I'm begining to belive that she doesn't love me enough to date me! Please advise because I'm considering letting her be when ASUU eventually calls off the strike and we are back to school!

Your candid advice will be highly appreciated! Thanks to you all!

[quote author=china-noni]I don tire of hearing ASSU, even for dream na assume, watin happen. I am so used to that name to the extent that I call assu even when I am thinking of something else.[/quote]what is this one saying? When did ASUU become ASSU?....and you claimed to be used to the name! Mtscheews!!! Zombie!

The OP really got the mods on this one! This thread actually made front page because the mods were thinking it was nuhu ribadu! God don catch una!

Izonlucky: Are you guys not tired of this ASUU stuff ASUU! ASUU!! ASUP. nko? Abi dey don calloff strike?

in rick ross' voice " we talking ASUU here, you talking nonsense"

lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.

walahi this has been my modus operandi and it has been working like magic! I have been a modafuckin player and its been fun! Babe you just took this out of my mouth! Thanks for sharing tho!


Guyz this is your best bet if you must get that girl!

I'm just wondering what's up with the mods allowing kids take over this thread thereby derailing it! And to know that most of them are uniben students got me thinking if I'm in the right school! Please fynestboi do the needful! Thanks!

Thanks! I will give it a try tommorow! Please don't delete the above illustration yet!...I do believe I'm aware of the rules! But please in the event of mistakes from me while posting, don't ban me! Thanks

Please may I know if that's all I need to know as regards posting thread

Thanks a lot fynestboi! Please don't delete this as I will want to refer to it when trying to post tommorow!

So after a create the thread, what's next?.. I mean how does it appear on the section?

hello fynestboi, I joined nairaland a long time ago but since then, I have only been viewing threads and commenting! Please I want to move a step further by posting thread as I do believe I have a lot to offer! Iam always here on nairaland viewing threads and I don't think that's enough! Please teach me how to post thread! Your Urgent response will be highly appreciated! Thanks

Afunkybaby: ASUU is the worst ever, they are unbelievable, they postponed a meeting for a whole month, because of the death of a member, so they strike for 4 months and we have to spend 6 months at home, this is so sad, i am so frustrated and angry, what kind of people are these people, they behave like they dont care at all, 6 months gone and wasted, they dare not attempt to strike ever again

I feel your pain my dear cuz I feel the same! Its just so heartless of them to operate the way they do! My mates in private universities will study law for 5yrs and only God knows how many yrs awaits me! Its so pathetic! Let's just keep our fingers cross and pray God intervenes cuz this old folks don't give a damn about our future!

mi xpressive: Abeg gaan yansh down... On anoda thread u said he's ur uncle...now he's ur God father...

no be small nyash down my dear! These guyz are just fooling themselves on this thread! I'm just so disappointed at tunechi!


Please let somebody tell them to give us pictures or shut the ffuck up!!

[quote author=Sir-Tunechi]why the insults guy? Do i know you? Do i like a male in your eyes?... Please, am begging don't confuse me with someone else![/quote]keep decieving yourself! Who doesn't know you have multiple usernames? Mtscheew!

I'm just sorry for the sorry asses that will believe your bullcrap!