If we can abandon a road for bandits and kidnappers to be taking over. Then there is nothing more in Nigeria. Even senators and big dudes don't ride motor again on Kaduna abuja express road, they will just take flight or train. Same also on birnin gwari, tegina, Kaduna axis. You will have to go and spent almost twelve hours before reaching kano just because of bandits.

Nothing concerns me, nothing concerns me attitude till everything crumbles and collapses.

Also govt needs to break that niger state into smaller states or piece it off to other state. Because how will bandits not be hiding there where the state is as big as a country in Africa?

Also surveillance and intelligence too needs to be recouped. Nigeria is not even up to New Mexico,Colorado and Arizona all combined in Land mass.

#MayGodSaveUs!

Aren't you collecting security votes and monthly salaries?

Weren't you voted in by the people as the chief security officer of the state? You deserve to be spanked "bulala" on your buttocks for coming out and saying trash.

You have failed, how many times have you tried before saying you have failed. Have you tried one million times? Don't you know its lives of people that are at stake? You have failed and you can say it with your mouth? If your son or daughter comes back from school with report sheet and you ask him or her and he or she replies "I have failed" and he or she is smiling and jumping up, I have failed, I have failed, I have failed, what will you do. Faillire is not an option.

Look inwards and seek redress. With every problem lies a solution.
#MayGodSaveUs!

Many of them live in abuja. They don't even know where the bandits are operating. All they know is what they read on social media and watch on channels TV.

Insecurity is always domestic and not foreign, an outsider cannot continue to be tormenting you for a long time if he doesn't know your area like you.

Also big names and king pins are profiteering from insecurity issue in Nigeria. So they would rather pour more fuel to the fire than quench it.

#MayGodSaveUs!

A lot of problems are facing Nigeria. But a few of it is poverty and economic crisis. A hungry man is an angry man.

Cattle rearers are taking up arms to defend themselves whilst grazing. Guys in the bush of Niger state and Kaduna are taking up arms and start to kidnap people. Govt is drinking coffee on twitter and channels TV as usual.

Your rich neighbour changes jeeps like clothes. His children shop in Dubai everday and you have not eaten this morning. Why won't there be insecurity?

The gap between the rich and the poor is like comparing God with Satan. And the govt is spraying deodorants on poverty, giving N5000, N20000 and N30000 to graduates calling it social investment programs.

Monies that were later relooted by the rich dudes.
This is still season one. Keep watching!
#MayGodSaveUs!

Monkey dey work.baboon dey chop. Have you eaten this morning? Rich man don't shout only the poor does.


Keep making noises on the media, rich dudes are receiving their alert as we are speaking. Nigeria doesn't exist anymore, its just me alone and me alone.
#MayGodSaveUs!

From this post I.just learned that you can get or gain a lot of things from our Nigerian ladies

Boobs, pxssy, sexually transmitted infections, heartbreaks and suicide.

Doff my hat in respect for the pxssy cartel. What a man was not able to do, they did it perfectly. Salute!

Sports betting to resume again

Fear Nigerian women, they won't hear later we will be reading stories like

1. Man drinks sniper after been betrayed by girlfriend

2. Man jumps from third mainland bridge after fighting with wife

3. Man kills himself after divorce.

Want to commit suicide today? Toast a Nigerian lady being broke, the kind rewiring she go give your brain, you will be looking for rope to tie to your ceiling fan.

Marriage is not a death sentence but many have died after marriage. To fxck a woman is no big deal, but women have many body counts they can't even remember. Gather all the women in your street and interview them all, they will still say they are virgins. He who fxcks and run lives to fxck another day.
Greeting to the ladies, I love you!!!

Apart from boobs and pxssy, do Nigerian ladies have any other thing to offer you?

RIP to the dead though

Oya Start Blaming Buhari

It is buhari' s fault

Have We not told man not to worship the devil? That he is an avowed enemy?

You want to oppress and impress just for a few years and be suffering the rest in your grave? All just for some silicon boobs and asses?

May God save us

One hour is a very long period in politics because no one knows what will happen and also anything can happen.

Both of them oshiomole and obaseki, both of them fxck up big time. But who will suffer most are the people. Where two elephants are fighting, the grass suffers it. No more people oriented politics, just only me, only me. Welcome to Nigeria

Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop since 1910.

Welcome to Nigeria

Tuale to Nigerian Ladies ooh!!
I salute una!!!
What a man cannot do, a woman can do BETTER!!

Eights years as VP, what were you doing?

Welcome to Nigeria. Where cattle rearers carry guns and ride Bentleys.

Monkey dey work baboon dey chop as usual. We know what she is saying.

Dead men tell no tales. Only the living does. Time is a very patient warrior. Let's all be patient

Suffering and smiling as usual.

Who suffers the most, the north, who has millions of children roaming the streets begging? The north. Who collects the largest chunck of the country's revenue? The north, yet we don't see any human capital or impactful infrastructural development. Its bokoharam today, kidnapping tomorrow, banditry next tomorrow.

Those agitating for Biafra and oduduwa were rigght, Lord lugard made a huge mistake

Because he wanted to insert the tip and you said no, so that means he shouldn't explore other fresh pxssies outside yours?


Is his d!ck created to only fxck your pxssy?
Grow up woman!

I didn't read all your post but just know these few things about the eye

The eye is over 70% water and need water or essentially lubricant like chloramphenicol to lubricate it well well

Also don't miss the morning sunlight its very good for the eyes. That is don't stay indoors in the morning around 7-11am, go outside and receive the morning sun, they are very good for the eyes.

If anything like dust or insect enter your eyes. Don't rub it with your hands, just flush it with clean pure water. Let the water reach the eye balls and it will bring out the dirt small small later on as ipin.


Don't pour salt, sugar, or other things like palm oil or groundnut oil inside your eyes. Your eyes is not a laboratory for experiments.

Visit an eye clinic for eye check whether you need glasses or you don't.

Also avoid smoky environment, don't stay near smoke, they are not good for the eyes.

Always get a bottle of clean water nearby you. This is for cleaning your eyes, Don't use clothes or bare hand to be rubbing your eyes. Just flush it with water. That's all

SEE A DOCTOR FOR THR REST

If you live or have lived in the North, then you will know that many of them themselves in the north are not united with one another. Drug abuse, brainwashing,poverty, religious fantiscm and many other issues have divided and destroyed many of them.

They can't easily propulse a united cause again in the north, their leaders know this and they are sapping very well from it to their disadvantage.

Only a fool will think "an alien" like buhari and "Mr whatever" will fall from the sky and slove all their problems bedeveling them for years in 8years.

The north has failed itself, Nigeria is just barely crawling, one step forward progress, three steps backward retrogress.

May God save us all.

Naira Marley for president 2023.

Marlians ti take over

Like for Azeez Fashola, Share for Bubu Jubril

This guy may be singing trash and Nonsense's but when it comes to controversy, he knows how to play his game. Kudos to his management team too. He's got a good one.

You want to collect money from a Nigerian lady.

Keep dreaming buddy.

Please dont rape her

She is a virgin

Please don't rape them.

They are virgins!!

Please don't rape me.

I am a virgin

Waaashere!!

Survival of the fittest.

Street guys don't fight anymore. Its the turn of the agbada wearing guys.

Welcome to Nigeria!

The only thing a woman wants from a man is his money not your NEPA electric pole size d!ck.

The moment you start realising that, the much better and much easier your life will be. They don't care if you die, or if you live, just drop the green notes and leave.

Are you still searching for love. I pray you find it!

If you touch her now she will be shouting you raped her. Better run for your dear life.

May be porstitutes, whor.es and oloshos too will be shouting rape now