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From your question, I wasn't able to determine if what you're looking for is the meaning of ERP or you're looking for where one can learn how to use ERP applications like SAP in Nigeria.

For an introduction to Enterprise Resource Planning (or any other topic, for that matter) we can consult the Wikipedia:
"Enterprise resource planning systems (ERPs) are management information systems that integrate and automate many of the business practices associated with the operations or production aspects of a company."

More, " ERP systems typically handle the manufacturing, logistics, distribution, inventory, shipping, invoicing, and accounting for a company. Enterprise Resource Planning or ERP software can aid in the control of many business activities, like sales, delivery, billing, production, inventory management, and human resources management."

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enterprise_resource_planning

I look forward to hearing more from you on this issue.

Nigeria

Women take hours to get dressed in the morning.

Ok, this is yet another forum game I just dreamed up. The object of the game is to say something funny about people of the opposite sex.

If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women ..."

If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men ..."

Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman and vice versa. Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite sex.

You don't understand.

The contractor is angry with Shell, and not your dad. It's not your dad that's supposed to pay him, right? So your dad has to dissassociate himself from Shell by saying, "well I told my bosses to pay you but they wouldn't listen".

Do you get it now?

London! (we get time o!)

Iceland

You don't have any point. If you like a guy and you don't tell him, you're the one who will suffer! I mean, the guy probably doesn't even like you; he probably has his eyes set somewhere else.

By the way: When I see ladies being proud because of their beauty I just laugh. Unless your into modelling or prostitution (high class, you know what I mean), you have just as much to lose by your beauty as you have to gain. So don't let it get into your head, or soon you'll be 35, still beautiful for your age, and wondering where all the responsible men have gone. (Well they are married and you're not ).

I think it is right to have more than one girlfriend, especially if you have no intention of getting married with any of them.

Why should you allow someone who's going to sump you sooner or later to suck up all your attention and prevent you from starting a relationship with someone else, whom you may actually marry and have children with?

The practice of "commitment without marriage" is just not efficient. I mean it's a waste of precious time . But since ladies insist on it, the men play along in public but do the right thing in private.

Ladies and gentlemen, I also believe that double dating is right!

Flamengo

So, please, boyfriends and husbands, violence is not an option. Remove violence from your bag of relationship tools and the world will be a better place.

Dakar

Mosiate,

What about the relationships you had with your previous boyfriends before the one you asked out? Were they not "bleeped", too? 19 out of 20 relationships in this day and age are "bleeped" because hardly do you find a relationship that ends in marriage. So your story does not prove anything.

A girl can do her thing to catch the right guy but she needs to know that the guy may not love her in return. She has to be ready to accept that.

Maybe the reason everyone thinks Ifeoma is so intelligent is because the others are ... not?

The home should not be a battleground. Husband and wife should be able to accept each other completely. You should be able to count on your spouse to be on your sideat all times. Wife should realise that her husband has a big, big ego (it's a curse) and once she can manage that ego she can control him like a puppy ... husband should never reject food from the wife no matter how angry he is. If wife cannot handle his gargantuan ego, a small girl from outside who can do that will easily steal him away.

Just talkin'

Let me be a little bit sympathetic to oluflo's point of view.

I think our society encourages women to be dependent on men. While men are busy looking for "success", women are busy making their hair, washing clothes, sweeping with their backs bent, cooking without a timer (meaning you have to sit in the kitchen for hours), applying makeup, removing makeup, talking about makeup, et cetera. Women have been known to spend 4-8 hours at the hairdressers on Saturdays.

They are thought to be 'respectful' and pliable, to bend to the wishes of the men in their life. To spend all their time serving others instead of striving for independence. A young lady in my house is supposed to be studying for her SSCE, but she spends more hours on house chores than on her books.

So at any point in time, a woman is more likely to be in financial need than a man. Naturally, they want us to repay them for their 'sacrifices' by bringing money. What do you think?

Men are great: we do not wear high-heeled shoes, and we are not obsessed with our looks.

Sorry o!

He needs to find a way to settle the disagreement amicably then. That may mean apologizing on behalf of the company, saying "we're looking into it". It may mean asking the company to pay the man, then coming back to tell him, "well, I told my bosses to pay you but the greedy people refused, saying they have already paid you. I'm so sorry; let's just be patient pray that God will minister into their hearts ...".

People keep saying Ifeoma is intelligent. Why

What harm has the proliferation of private schools - primary and secondary - done to the country? As Delarontus said, a lot of people get jobs and a lot of people get to go to school. Private schools have been known to provide better training in general at the primary and secondary school level. What makes university education any different?

We need more private universities. Covenant University has the highest level of course accreditation of all the schools in the country, and we need more of that. More, more, more. More than just seven.

Vodacom and Virgin Group Announce Intention to Launch a Joint Bid for Controlling Stake in V-Mobile Nigeria

Today, Vodacom and Virgin Group confirmed their intention to bring together their extensive expertise in the Mobile Telephony market, and to form a Consortium together to undertake a joint bid for a controlling stake in Nigeria’s V-Mobile.

The members of the new Consortium believe that the combination of Vodacom’s extensive expertise in African Telecommunications markets and Virgin Group’s proven skills in successfully operating in highly competitive markets, will prove to be a very attractive proposition for V-Mobile shareholders, staff and customers, and will ensure that V-Mobile becomes a far stronger company.

Further details will be announced at the appropriate time.

Source: Vodacom press Release | See also: ThisDay

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You know what I think? I think the three companies involved should stop dribbling us. Today it's Virgin, tommorrow Vodacom, next tommorrow they say 'both of them together'. Who knows if they will both withdraw their offers next week?

Does Vmobile need the money so badly, or do the investors just want their cash back?

Just Blaze:
Why should I pay to contribute to your forum?

[color=#aa0000]People are not going to be paying to read or contribute in the forum[/color]. People are going to be paying only if they want to meet new people through the forum. I think that's fair enough..

People in the oil-producing areas can be very violent, so I'd advice your dad to bribe the policemen if he needs to.

"I think our leaders are playing to the gallery; chasing shadows instead of the substance. The important contents of that report, are they in any way true? Has oil impoverished Nigerians? Is corruption endemic and a monster facing us? Are our leaders genuinely working for the interest of the Nigerian people?

"If any of these is 'no' then they should stop disgracing us. The senate and house of reps are on vacation now. They have just shared so much money amongst themselves, and they will forget that many a Nigerian does not have access to that kind of money. They should be guided accordingly.

"Doomsday is by the corner but the difference is that it will consume them and their cronies alone.

Sent in by KING GUZU

In the above excerpt from an Interview titled "Nigeria has been hijacked" from January 2005, John Odah, the NLC General Secretary, argues that there is no reason why Nigeria should not be able to run its own Government-owned refineries.

Well I don't know about that, but I think it's clear that we [I]should[/I] be running our own refiniries in Nigeria, whether publicly or privately owned. Isn't the idea that [I]you[/I] could run your own petroleum refinery kind of cute?

Related topics:
[list][li]"Private Refineries in Nigeria? Almost a Reality!"[/li]
[li]"Crude Oil: A Blessing or a Curse?"[/li][/list]

We will definitely have more games like this to spice up the forum. Special thanks to legry!

140 billion naira doesn't sound like so much money to me.

epud?

It's obviously love that your boyfriend feels to eat ur delicacies

Run away from men who say things like this. When I first read the statement, it seemed like rubbish to me. But when I read it more carefully I realise it is crafted in such a way that a woman, being emotional, might accept it as the truth. Men that say things like this are known as playas - they are experts in the art of manipulation of women.

It is not love that makes your boyfriend want to eat your delicacies. It is hunger, ok? The man is hungry and he doesn't want to cook by himself or spend his money at a joint. Hunger is what makes people hungry, not love. Please.

It is not love that makes him force you to cook meals from you even when you are tired. It is selfishness. Extreme selfishness is what can make a man not care about the feelings of his so-called lover.

Amen . There are things that can be done to redce the editing load that I haven't done yet.