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Mulan for the story, Lion King for the songs.

Will pictures of the said beautiful bank babes be posted here for us to assess?

Piracy is the main problem. Good movies cost more to make, but in Nigeria you can't make the money back.

Awon kan waye wa sise - Some people came to the world to work.
Awon kan waye wa jaiye - Some people came to the world to chop chop.

"Why so serious?" (I'm yet to watch it but I got the script somewhere. I have to watch it soon!)

The top reality shows in Nigeria, based on Nairaland traffic:
- Big Brother Africa (despite the required DSTV subscription)
- Gulder Ultimate Search (the first, but declining)
- Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (educative)
- Big Brother Nigeria

From here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-4.0/sort-views.html

Hope this helps?

I think it's safe to say I think this browser is much better than Firefox, IE, and Safari.  The first thing that strikes you is how efficiently it uses your display area.  And you can save sessions.

The Google Browser installer is deceptive.  It masquerades as a 475kb download but it's larger than that. 

The problem with Opera is that the shortcuts are different from IE and firefox.  Otherwise it's really fast, too.

If you want him to stop hiding it from you, then you need to accept that he sorta still likes his ex.
If you want him to stop lying to you, then you need to start accepting the truth like a woman.

She's the prettiest housemate. If she openly said she does not like people, then she's not pretending.

Every graduate did not finish with first class in a viable course. If this is the best job these graduates can find, then please let them do it with dignity. I don't see the problem. Someone has to do the cleaning, and maybe as graduates they will do a better job of cleaning than illiterates.

Eyah. Sorry. ATM malfunction coupled with typical bad customer service. Maybe you clicked twice?

http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/

Crash proof. Tab oriented. Speed improvements. Smart UI with Google Search. Wow!

Another Nairaland party?

Market Report
August 29. 2008
Source: Nigeria Stock Market


A turnover of 3.36 billion shares worth N38.7 billion in 43,801 deals was recorded this week, in contrast to a total of 3.82 billion shares valued at N32.94 billion exchanged last week in 56,511 deals.



There were no transactions in the Federal Government Development Stocks, State Government Bonds and Industrial Loans/Preference Stocks sectors.



The Banking subsector was the most active during the week (measured by turnover volume), with 1.75 billion shares worth N28.91 billion exchanged by investors in 20,934 deals. Volume in the Banking subsector was largely driven by activity in the shares of Afribank Nigeria Plc, Skye Bank Plc and Fidelity Bank Plc. Trading in the shares of the three banks accounted for 839.41 million shares, representing 48% of the subsector’s turnover.



The Insurance subsector, boosted by activity in the shares of Investment & Allied Assurance Plc, followed on the week’s activity chart with a turnover of 1.03 billion shares valued at N1.3 billion in 5,375 deals.



Last week, the Banking subsector led on the activity chart and was followed by the Insurance subsector.



Price Movement:

The All-Share Index rose by 7.74% to close on Friday at 47,789.20. The market capitalization of the 210 First -Tier equities closed higher at N9.74 trillion.



Eighty - Seven (87) stocks appreciated in price during the week, higher than the eleven (11) in the preceding week. Chevron Oil Nigeria Plc led on the gainers’ table with a gain of N75.46 to close at N441.00 per share while Total Nigeria Plc followed with N15.34 to close at N221.55 per share. Other price gainers in the Top 10 category include:



• Nestle Nigeria Plc - N8.52



• Guinness Nigeria Plc - N5.88



• Flour Mills of Nigeria Plc - N5.66



• Julius Berger Nigeria Plc - N5.52



• United Bank for Africa Plc - N4.52



• Intercontinental Bank Plc - N3.93



• Zenith Bank Plc - N3.87



• Nigerian Breweries Plc - N3.79



Forty (40) stocks depreciated in price during the week, lower than the eighty – seven (87) in the preceding week. Mobil Oil Nigeria Plc led on the price losers’ table, dropping by N46.31 to close at N355.69 per share while Oando Plc followed with a loss of N7.36 to close at N127.26 per share. Other price losers in the Top 10 category include:



• Skye Shelter Fund Plc - N5.84



• Longman Nigeria Plc - N1.66





• R.T. Briscoe (Nigeria) Plc - N1.42



• Chemical & Allied Products Plc - N1.00



• John Holt Plc - N0.92



• Neimeth International Pharmaceuticals Plc - N0.86



• Nigerian Enamelware Co. Plc - N0.79



• Cutix Plc - N0.76



Ten equity prices were adjusted for dividend and or bonus as recommended by the Board of Directors. Ekocorp Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.15 per share. National Sports Lottery Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.10 per share. Aso Savings & Loans Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.05 per share. Ashaka Cement Plc was adjusted for bonus of 1 for 6. PZ Cussons Nigeria Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.62 per share. IPWA Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.02 per share. Neimeth International Pharmaceutical Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.12 per share and bonus of 1 for 4.



Union Homes Savings & Loans Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.10 per share and bonus of 1 for 4. UNIC Insurance Plc was adjusted for dividend of N0.05 per share. Dangote Sugar Refinery Plc was adjusted for an interim dividend of N0.85 per share.



…Supplementary Listings

A total of 284,375,000 shares were added to the shares outstanding in the name of Ashaka Cement Plc following the bonus of 1 for 6. A total of 164,315,179 shares were added to the shares outstanding in the name of Neimeth International Pharmaceutical Plc following the bonus of 1 for 4. A total of 1,562,500,000 shares were added to the shares outstanding in the name of Union Homes Savings & Loans Plc following the bonus of 1 for 4.



Memorandum Listing

The 1,613,768,846 Units of Kakawa Guaranteed Income Fund of N1.00 each at par were admitted on the Daily Official List on Friday, August 29, 2008. It was listed in the Memorandum Listing subsector. Funds granted Memorandum Listing status thus increased to 21.



COMPANY NEWS



CEMENT COMPANY OF NORTHERN NIGERIA PLC: Audited result for the half year ended 30th June 2008 shows Turnover of N4.4 billion as against N4.6 billion in 2007. Profit after tax stood at N610.9 million compared with N189.2 million in 2007. The Directors are recommending an interim dividend of N0.45 per share. The date of closure of register of members is September 4, 2008 while payment date is September 15, 2008.



AFRIBANK NIGERIA PLC: Audited result for the year ended 31st March 2008 shows Gross Earnings of N49.2 billion as against N27.54 billion in 2007. Profit after tax stood at N10.03 billion compared with N5.2 billion in 2007. The Directors are recommending a dividend of N0.50 per share and bonus of 1 for 3. The date of closure of register of members is September 18, 2008 while payment date is September 30, 2008.



FIRST CITY MONUMENT BANK PLC: Audited result for the year ended 30th April 2008 shows Gross Earnings of N52.82 billion as against N25 billion in 2007. Profit after tax stood at N15.11 billion compared with N5.95 billion in 2007. The Directors are recommending a dividend of N0.50 per share. The date of closure of register of members is September 22, 2008 while payment date would be advised later.

UNIVERSITY PRESS PLC: Audited result for the year ended 31st March 2008 shows Turnover of N956.94 million as against N691.75 million in 2007. Profit after tax stood at N163.51 million compared with N109.42 million in 2007. The Directors are recommending a dividend of N0.35 per share. The date of closure of register of members is September 15, 2008 while payment date is September 25, 2008. The 30th Annual General Meeting (AGM) of shareholders is scheduled to hold at Jogor Centre, I Harvester Drive, Liberty Road, Off Ring Road, Ibadan, Oyo State on Thursday, September 25, 2008 by 11.00a.m



FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC: Unaudited result for the first quarter ended 30th June 2008 shows Gross Earnings of N43.3 billion, as against N27.3 billion in the comparable period of 2007. Profit after tax stood at N10.7 billion compared with N5.7 billion in 2007.



AIICO INSURANCE PLC: Unaudited result for the half year ended 30th June 2008 shows Gross Premium of N3.9 billion, as against N1.8 billion in the comparable period of 2007. Profit after tax stood at N581.2 million compared with N246.83 million in 2007.



MUTUAL BENEFITS ASSURANCE PLC: Unaudited result for the half year ended 30th June 2008 shows Gross Premium of N1.6 billion, as against N957.71 million in the comparable period of 2007. Profit after tax stood at N681.4 million compared with N449.51 million in 2007.



LINKAGE ASSURANCE PLC: Unaudited result for the first quarter ended 31st March 2008 shows Gross Premium of N496.53 million, as against N468.5million in the comparable period of 2007. Profit after tax stood at N167.5 million compared with N113.1 million in 2007.



VITAFOAM NIGERIA PLC: Unaudited result for the third quarter ended 30th June 2008 shows Turnover of N6 billion, as against N4.43 billion in the comparable period of 2007. Profit after tax stood at N394.5 million compared with N302.94 million in 2007.



NEIMETH INTERNATIONAL PHARMACEUTICAL PLC: Unaudited result for the first quarter ended 30th June 2008 shows Turnover of N348.9 million, as against N309.72 million in the comparable period of 2007. Profit after tax stood at N20.7 million compared with loss after tax of N58.3 million in 2007.



REPORT ON THE OTC MARKET FOR FGN BONDS

A turnover of 180.31 million units worth N179.14 billion in 1,614 deals was recorded this week, in contrast to a total of 127.4 million units valued at N126.85 billion exchanged in 1,156 deals during the week ended August 21, 2008. The most active bond (measured by turnover volume) was the 3rd FGN Bond 2009 Series 11 with a traded volume of 20.3 million units valued at N21.44 billion in 203 deals

This section is not enjoying the kind of football traffic that the ghanaweb forum enjoys.

n-guage has been banned for posting a disgusting picture on the forum.

when my parents were starving to make sure i went to school and became somebody where was my wife??

Your parents had each other when they were "starving", and they still do. You owe them nothing.

Why are HP Pavillions or any other laptops slow?
Windows Vista and not enough RAM, of course.
If you're running Vista, you need 4gb. Windows XP: 1gb.

60% of the Hps that come these shores are inferior chinese made boxes.

Unless you have a contact in HP who has confirmed your tale, it is a baseless rumor.
Almost all modern laptops are made in Asia, including the ones that are sold in the USA.

If technicians' offices are full of HP laptops, it's because lots of people use them.
The same reason why most technician's offices are full of Windows PCs and not macs.

If you can't accept her religious choices unreservedly, then i guess your relationship is over. Sorry.

tpia, are you sure you're talking about efo riro?

Never underestimate women. Even when they act 'stupid in love', they know exactly what they're doing.