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And let's face it, most marriages are not solid/enjoyable enough to warrant such a great risk.

The Notebook section of the Gafunk website has some Acer laptops listed, all above 100,00o naira. Thanks to the old TUesday Guardian, Gafunk is perhaps the well-known computer store in Nigeria (Lagos).

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

And there sat our Rosie all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him".

sbucareer, your program is equivalent to the command line copy command. Is this a joke or are yo deliberately misinforming people? But why?

Hello world in C++:

#include <iostream.h>
int main()
{
cout << "Hello, World\n";
return -1;
}

Hello world in python:

print"hello world"

You tell me, are they at all similar?

Jusr remove your id from nairaland if you don't want Nairaland members to contact you.

Try Vmobile support.

I'm not surprised, but isn't there another census thread already?

If they don't have insurance, then they may lose their vehicles entirely and they'll have to pay for damages from their own pockets. That's a greater loss.

I beg to differ. I would never marry a woman who can't choose me over a nation.

I'm waiting to see how you'll make your juice sweeter than Chivita.

She's a desirable international super-model and here you are pitying her. Well I don't think she's skinny. Her body has mass in the right places, so she appears elegant and slim and not skinny like the new Face of Africa Girls.

african

I appreciate your resolve to make your relationship work and the love you have for your precious Nigerian boo. I'm glad that some of our comments may have been useful, and I hope the arrangement you settled on works.

At least he/she came here to ask first. Let's give a warm welcome and congratulate him from escaping from the scam.

Can I use a digital camera (if I can get one) to take pictures of the eclipse?

I confess I suddenly wanna

I don't see how insurance will make people drive more safely, but it's compulsory in Nigeria.

I particularly detest the idea of permanent mutilation of the body - piercings and tattoes. If you want to perform a pointless experiment, then make sure it's easily reversible. Argh!

Before my girlfriend goes to tattoo my name on her back, she should ask me what I feel about it. I don't understand these ideas that surprises are good; they are not. Before you go and make a stupid sacrifice, first of all make sure that it's a sacrfice that your 'love' will appreciate! Most relationships don't last as long as tattoes anyway, so it's stupid. I hate the idea; why should a girl go and mutilate her body for no reason? Take this:

Original thread: What Do You Think About Getting Tattoos?

Any text summary available?

No be wetin I see I go talk?

Updated: I've added [url=http://www.thetidenews.com/article.aspx?qrDate=03/03/2006&qrTitle=Solar%20eclipse:%20Weather%20agency%20advices%20Nigerians&qrColumn=BACK%20PAGE]the link[/url] to your post. Wow, we've got to take pictures of the eclipse!

Source, please.

what do you feel about the current fruit juice brands in the country?

I know that Chivita pineapple juice tastes better freshly squeezed pineapple juice!

I don't trust you. All I know about you is your yahoo email address.

What if we don't trust you. I mean, come on.

See-through tops and skirts, bras and undies are in vogue. Transparent clothes are in!