₦airaland Forum

andrewbaba44:
You mean prime emenike at karabukspor or spartak moscow or fenerbache

I am sure ighalo will tore those leagues apart with goals

which Ighalo?

or another, probably not the one I know...

The one that flopped at Udinese or the one that was just there in Granada or the half season wonder at Watford or the one that relocated to China?

Icon4s:
Oga I have posted it here before:
Emenike: 9 goals in 37 matches
Ighalo: 16 goals in 35 matches.

Or which other major yardstick do you want to use to measure "delivery" of strikers

I will take a prime Emenike over Ighalo anyday.

I hope this will not lead to another discord in the team cos I don't want to pass through this shit especially in this new year.

Skmoda360:
It will never happen my brother ...last last your generations go wipe if you are not careful wizard oshi....

Says an ape from Nigeria.

Finnestgreat:
sori 4 d woman dat gave birth to u

The US only see you as one chimpanzee from Africa.

uninspired07:
Muslims are all terrorists waiting to be activated. You’re all waiting for your imams to turn you into suicide bombers & the world is waiting for you.

Its obvious to me now that you were not smart as i initially thought.

You don't deserve a response.

Finnestgreat:
really.sori 4 u

You can go and sorry for ur father.

uninspired07:
You’re an imminent danger to all non Muslims around you & you need to be watched 24/7.

You will meet your waterloo very soon.

Am a Christian for your information.

I don't support evil and as a student of history, I know the US anticidents in the past for promoting political instability in the middle East, Gulf war of the late 80s/early 90s, the illegal invasion of Iraq with the allied forces couple with their fights against terror in Afghanistan, not to talk of the part they played in Libya which are a suffering the ripple effect here in Nigeria.


God punish the US.

uninspired07:
I hope the CIA can track the ip of the person I am quoting & profile him into the 5 eyes surveillance initiative.

Thank you.

The US is the biggest terrorist.

They will meet their Waterloo soon, very soon.

With their He-goat of a president.

Finnestgreat:
U neva pray make countries like iran be wiped out na USA u dey pray dat dey should be wiped out olodo,if dey give u visa make u go USA,won't u go.Anofia

Thunder fire visa.

Unam ikot.

I want the US to be given a dose of their own medicine. And one day, they will meet their match.

Ole Gunnar Solsjaers last game.

wow, wow wow........ Nigeria is long gone.

Tookool:
Yet they can't differentiate between countries and it's capital

So, is that your yard stick?

Tookool:
This guys are simply illiterates, uneducated and unsophisticated .....How can you think Turkey, Iraq is in Africa? Angola, Capital of Nigeria . Don't this guys read books? If you don't know about any other African country, you should atleast know a few things about Nigeria ....it's unarguably the GIANT of Africa

Russians are very well educated.

AngryIgboMan:
Uber clearly stated it in there rider app that "Stops should be kept at 3 minutes!"
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Honestly not aware of this info.

All I sha ask for is a top 4 finish.

wahalahi, this boy don take over. Olamide and co will battle for 2nd fiddle.

unbitchable:
ibos are also marlians!! but na NL ibos dey abuse marlians pass.

Maad ooo!

if u no

Honestly, the first person I heard Naira Marley from na confirm Igbo guy.

He's name his Bentley Okafor.

Agugbadin:
If you disclose the place you will save the life of other people. We no it must be South East, but be specific to save other people. From history we know a tribe in Abia and Akwaibom state still practice cannibalism. They share boundaries and are neighbors. Ngwa and Annag respectively.

Gbam.

scantee:
If you read the statement very well you will understand that, such did not happen in South East..

According to Mr ibu, he said they were shocked that he was able to understand their language as he replied them, meaning since he is igbo there is no how those men will be shocked he understands igbo, since they know he is an igbo man

So those quoting S. East should think twice before commenting, if actually the story is not just fiction.

Baba keep kwayet, parts of Ngwa and neighbouring parts of Akwa Ibom, they eat humans codedly. I knew that long time ago cos have been to those parts of the country several times.

Joeblackdedon:
my aaccout was block becouse of that since Sunday my rating drop to 4.43 for the 3rd time sand message to the they said I should wait to hear from they driver Bolt Operations team.this is the message.



Hello Josephine,

Thank you for your response.

We are deeply sorry about this.

We have checked your account and found that it was blocked because your average rating(4.45) was lower than allowed(4.5).

Please note that this is your third low rating block and as such, your account has been blocked indefinitely.

It cannot be unblocked by us. However, if it is reviewed by our Quality Assurance Team, you will be contacted by them.

We wish you all the best.

Best regards,

Abigail from Bolt.

Don't know if they still unblock me......am just worry about everything not now

Then, teleport to Uber.

ofime123:
that is Nigeria for u I carried one yesterday 2.9 surge from ajao estate to orchid hotel I thank my God that it was card trip when I got to her destination the fare was 8600. she insisted she want to see the fare I show her. you need to see the look on her face. I know she must give me 1 star so I quickly gave her my own 1 star too. and I mean that look on her face she felt like crying.

Sharp guy troway face, unto the next trip.

mrsteel:
Please I need to get something sir
If he should collect 2900 naira, will uber also reduce their commission? Or uber commission will apply with surge rate? & again do riders see these surge prices when they order for ride? Because if riders don't see it, I think it is unfair on d part of uber.

They actually do.

AngryIgboMan:
After I posted what I posted, most pilots are calling it "Joke". I laugh at your ignorance in Japanese. Any serious learner should take what I posted very serious. Those areas are that dangerous and bad. I added small comedy to make it look simple. But I can be mean to you if you dare try to damage by source of income by taking me to places like kirikiri or Akute.

This business is all about survival. Riders are trying to kill you by making you go to bad areas. They will all sound nice and sweet and tell you how you are a good driver.

Hear me soul brother. Its all about there selfish interest. If your car or partners car should die, NOBODY GIVES A FUCCK ABOUT YOU. HUNGER WILL KEE YOU. Protect yourself in this Lagos brothers.

Some of you are of the hopeless opinion that when you are nice to riders or people, they will reciprocate by telling you to SUPPLY 1000 TRAILER LOADS OF WHITE SAND FOR SAND FILLING ELEGUSHI BEACH. Let me teach you something Mugu. The average Human being especially a Nigerian not to talk of a Lagosian is always trying to kill you to survive. Thats why your partners don't give a hoot about your welfare. They will compliment you on how you are a good driver and you remit money always. They will tell you how your reward is in heaven. You are always om the road sleeping like an animal by Northwest filling station or admiralty Lekki.

The day anything happens to you (God forbid), they are replacing you immediately with another driver. Its as easy as that. I don't want to detail this.

Regarding missing items, let me teach newbie drivers my policy which I learnt the hard way. My policy has always been;

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

Let me tell 3 stories to buttress my point

Last 2 years, I took a hopeless woman rider from Maryland to Lekki. Her son forgot his school bag in my car. On a normal day, the protocol would have been to drive to Uber or Bolt office and drop the bag there. Two days later being that I was trying to be a nice man then and PROBABLY EXPECTING TO WIN A CONTRACT TO REPAIR IKORODU ROAD FOR BEING A GOOD DRIVER, I drove all the way from Okota to Lekki phase 1 to drop the bag. Guess how much this hopeless woman gave me? 500! She said she is suspecting I live around Lekki and that am just trying to bill her. Can you imagine? I live in Lekki and am doing Uber? How will I pay rent? This very mean woman left me at her gate and went inside. I was just outside looking like a morron.

Another time, another very useless woman requested me from Ojota to Ilupeju. She fogot her make up kit in my car. When I drove down from Iju side to Ilupeju to return her make up kit, this woman just said THANK YOU and entered her car. I was just watching her. She did not even talk anything about my fuel. The thing pepper me die. I called on God and heavens were closed.

The 3rd and last time, a very pathetic, lousy, wretched woman this time around forgot her house keys in my car. She stays at Gbagada. Based on my bad experiences returning missing items, I decided to negotiate price before going. This forlorn Kaput woman was so mean and rude. She was shouting that am selfìsh and that I should have returned the key first before any other thing. I tried to explain say na condition make crayfish bend. This woman swore that she will never listen. When she noticed am not succumbing, she said she will give me 2k. I didn't know it was a format. When I arrived from SURULERE, this woman said I should wait because money is inside. She took her house keys from me, went inside her house and locked it. I was there sitting like a foool for 2 hours. I was calling and calling and calling. She eventually blocked my line.

I left sad, wounded, bruised, hurt and dejected.

When I reached my house, I formulated the policy of

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

If a rider forgets anything, don't call to ask them if they forgot anything. If they call to ask about anything they forgot, don't tell them anything.

If I should look back and see anything lost in my car, AM THROWING IT STRAIGHT INTO THE OCEAN ANYTIME AM ABOVE 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE. I will use it and contribute to the growth of the economy of the marine Kingdom.

If I should tell you valuables I have thrown overboard... You won't believe me. I mean even sensitive documents and highly valuable articles and items. THE FACT IS THAT I DO NOT CARE ANYMORE. People are so mean spirited.... Why should I be nice? Am I Jesus?

I stay around Ajah axis. Should I drive down to Uber or bolt office to submit it, who will pay me? If I return it to riders, they are so mean spirited. Uber or Bolt has no robust system that pays a certain amount for returning items. They don't care. Why should I care?

To the man that saw a missing phone and was blocked... Were you not the one that admitted to seeing a phone? I can't give you business secrets on how I deal with situations like this. Very clean, straight and apt.

To any of you reading this, I pray none of you becomes my rider and foget anything. Believe me its going straight to the Ocean even if its a Laptop.

Afugom ife na uwa. Agbusi gbaa otula, omuru ako. Ukpala okpoko gburu, nti chiri ya. Onye anwu gbara na agba oso ma ohu ijiji. Ana esi na na isi ahu ama uto nsi. Ogom egbulam biko. Where will I even start and stop with this proverbs?

Infact, There is a particular spot I park and throw them. If a diver should dive and go straight down that spot, plenty things are there.

Am not going to use it either because am not a THIEF. Am not returning it too because THERE IS NO GUARANTEE YOU WILL PAY ME.

I BOUGHT MY CAR THROUGH SUFFERING. I FUEL MY CAR THROUGH SUFFERING. YOU DID NOT BUY FUEL FOR ME. I DID NOT COME TO LAGOS TO DIE.

Baba, I support you to a 100.

I chop one star from one useless man I picked around Palm Spring despite the fact I admitted seeing his WiFi.

The make come dey rake for me the following day when I go give am em WiFi, saying why didn't I return it the day before as promised.

I vex wan fight am sef telling him that if I had told him that I didn't see his WiFi wetin em for do?

iswallker:
this woman is over 40 I bet...
she nor see her age mate marry...

Even Linda is not up to 40.

dgitrader:
When u become an adult, u will understand that some dry jokes are not palatable at all

Someone that is close to 40?

Ebenezar2020:


mine is hacking their Facebook accounts and spying theirwhatsapp chats with my phone via WhatsApp Webb.
shared the hacking tricks to my friend and he hacked her friend's account, fiance's Account and one day was tempted to hack into her Aunty's acount monitored her inbox and found out a secret chat with a lab scientist who diagnosed her of hiv and has been hiding to supply the ARV drugs to her...
Funny enough the said aunty was living with them and she kept this as a secret.
I also was tempted to hack into my Aunty's Account and found out she has been pretending to be a prayer warrior cos I found her Sharing nudes to younger guys on Facebook and engaging on raw sex with them

Master pls, how do I learn this trick?

Gentlelife50:
Who rating help? Good rating without money in the bank is nonsense, abi I wan chop d rating ni? Na before boys dey cry because of rating

God punish ratings fada.

Joeblackdedon:
my aaccout was block becouse of that since Sunday my rating drop to 4.43 for the 3rd time sand message to the they said I should wait to hear from they driver Bolt Operations team.this is the message.



Hello Josephine,

Thank you for your response.

We are deeply sorry about this.

We have checked your account and found that it was blocked because your average rating(4.45) was lower than allowed(4.5).

Please note that this is your third low rating block and as such, your account has been blocked indefinitely.

It cannot be unblocked by us. However, if it is reviewed by our Quality Assurance Team, you will be contacted by them.

We wish you all the best.

Best regards,

Abigail from Bolt.

Don't know if they still unblock me......am just worry about everything not now

People get mind o, still they give woman low rating. Trust its the handy work of fellow women like you.

While Trigger dey carry olosho upandan for Cardogan.

He decided to marry a sugar mummy.