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samincredible44:
I will like to see who will contest against the gods.contest against the gods and die

I wish it is pastor that will contest against the man ...the battle go sweet...just that most men of God don't participate in politics like....

@op did the new baby survive ?sorry for the loss oooo

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

so you think you can't make your own money too without boyfriend money ?do you even know whether you are destined to be richer than your own husband in the future ?I pity you because rich can go broke too if you are after only money

@op capital NO ,it's not possible. vice president as examples must have seen something as a Christian but he will rather keep shut because he still want his job. Though he don't have constitution power to change some things due to his position but the truth is he must have seen something that if he can't change, he's suppose to resign but hell NO ,that position dey sweet him

CrazyCrane:
Humans are complicated they do things dogs can't understand like leave .
I anticipate her returns whenever she leaves,I feel joyful seeing her come home,I could smell the day on her and I had this same routine daily.
Yeah! I got my collar today it looks nice on me but I hate the leash,I hate when I'm restrained.
I never knew she was preparing me for the vet tomorrow, humans are full of deception.
It was morning again and I was full of life,I'm yet to start my new job because no one has rang the doorbell.
Mom told me we should go for a walk and I was happy.
We entered a moving object again, I could remember my first journey all over again, the car honk, the smell of people, the fresh air.
I felt mom was going to hand me over to someone else just like they did previously.
We got to a place and I saw other dogs feeling reluctant to move with their owners then I looked up and it was a vet sign, Mom tricked me
I got my third vaccine,now I don't feel well,I feel nauseous.
She gave me water and we went home. I'm glad I wasn't handed over to someone else. I felt weak when I got home, I could feel mom's worries and she told me not to worry that everything will be okay and I believed her,I told her I'm fine deep inside me but she couldn't hear me.

us that your lap?you must be beautiful n tall though.

you sell dogs too?

hmm


PS: there is no mandatory scriptures saying accept Jesus on this thread now but if it's Friday on Muslim topics .....

Chuky7:
Four months ago before the covid 19 pandemic, a company I was working for (On contract basis) flew me and my team members to our destination of work and back when the work was done.

During this flight I saw this pretty fair skinned Flight Attendant. She was just so astonishing beautiful and diligent, always smiling at everyone (obviously being the nature of her work)

I guess she had a magic touch on because I couldn't get my mind off her. She only had contact with me once, when I requested a change of seat so I could view the sky. I told her she was gorgeous and good at her work. She smiled and asked what I do I told her am into tech. She said she knew nothing about tech but would love to learn a thing or two. That moment she left to attend to other passengers.

We got to our destination. The plane landed and passengers were getting off.

I looked around for her as I stood up but didn't see her. I even asked one of her fellow flight attendant if she knew her but she couldn't recognize who I spoke of. So I left it that way.

She just stuck in my mind until now..
I’ve searched from Google, facebook and instagram and even some dating websites. Nothing.

Of course i sent an email to the Airline to
Praise them for their service and codedly asked for her contact number. Unfortunately they told me the info is Private and they can only share the email to him when she's off duty.

I am hoping on trying all the possible way to find her. I bought some flight tickets of her airline for
traveling.

Am just hoping i can meet her again and get her number myself.

How I hate myself for not being smart and fast enough to ask for her contact details before I alight from the plane. I even forgot her name and I do not know how am I going to locate her.

I love meeting people all around the world and in spontaneous places. Other than the normal. That really gets my blood rushing (I guess that's why I have so much interest in her)

How you suggest I find her?...

Has anyone had similar experience... Maybe in the air or in some crazy location

be ready to dispense if you truly need her contact. place bounty on her, "anyone who can help you get her contact or how you can meet her you will give the person...." you can go to that flight company again and talk to few people but you can tip them ooo, so they take you serious and you might be lucky someone know her whereabouts or how you can jam her

no be Salzburg player finished him am that tym

Radrusopsa:
One

I pity people who will do business with you, u just registered today

Divine89:
Hello everybody. I am Nigerian based in France. My English it is not 100% perfect but I will try to make it possible for you to understand me with the help of google french to English translator and my story is also long sorry for that.

When I was 9 years old I joined my uncle, my mum's younger brother in France. He declared me as his daughter. During that time he only had one child, 2 years old. He and the wife were so loving to me. I never lacked anything in their house.

But when I turned 12, I went to secondary school. I met some bad friends there. This is where the problem started.I became a very difficult child. I will go to school come home late. My uncle will beat and beat me but I never listened. I smoked my first cigarette at 12 and had my first sex at 13 and I started running away from home to stay with boyfriends. Sometimes I can go for a week and when uncle reporta me missing, the police will be looking for me, then they will bring me back home.

Then at 14 I went to school and lied to my teacher that my uncle was abusing me. I told them he was beating me with belts, electric wire, they don’t give me foods and I really said a lot of bad things about them doing to me to make my teacher believe my story so they could take me away from them because I wanted freedom and my teacher believed me and reported to the police and child protection, they are people who take away abused children from their parents. They took custody of me and my uncle three children, the youngest was 6 months old to their care and they gave us to this white lady to care for us and my uncle and wife were arrested for child abuse and the police were doing some investigation.

After spending 1yr 9 months in care of the white lady I dropped out school. They found out that I was a difficult child that I lied to get freedom so they have decided to give my uncle his children back to him while I stayed in care of white people but my uncle had sworn because I made him lost his children for 1yr 9 months that I will never found happiness in my life and I will never enjoy the fruit of my labour which it is true as I am typing this.

I have given birth to 6 children by 6 men and none of the children is living with me. The first one was taken away from me at 2 months old because I beat her up and fractured her hands and I also tested positive for heroinn (drugs), so that did not stop me from giving birth second child was removed from my care 4 hours after birth she also tested positive for heroin the same way my other children were removed at birth too so I carry on with my lifestyles. I did not care about my children at that time all I care about was sex, alcohol and drugs this is what I wanted and I have been to prison several times for selling drugs and fraudsters. The longest I have spent in prison was 2 years then after i left prison, I met with this sister who introduced me to this church she attended so I went along with her, the pastor told me to confess my sin to him and promised it will be a secret between I, him and God which I did repented and accepted Jesus as my saviour. To be honest, my life did changed a lot, I fell the peace in my heart , enjoyed going to church every Sunday but this pastor went tell his wife my life story and the wife told everyone in church my life story and started using it against me so it made me so angry that I left the church in November 2017 without looking back. I have decided not to attend any church again. I have stopped alcohol, taking drugs and sleeping with men I no longer do it. I prayed at home, read my bible and behaving good and it's almost 2 years I havnt slept with a man and i went to look for my uncle asking him for forgiveness but he has refused and I send him many text messages begging him to forgive and I still no heard anything from him or the wife even their children I have tried to ask them forgiveness they have blocked me and they all want nothing to do with me even my own parents and siblings in Africa they have rejected me, none of them want to talk to me, my parents said i am dead to them, it is so painful I cry everyday in my prayers, as for my children 4 of them are adopted with new family. I can't see them again maybe until they are 18 years old If they want to know me if they don't want I will have no choice to accept it and my 2 youngest children i am only allowed to see them once a year in a children play centre with someone supervise because they don't let me to be alone with them and soon I will stop visiting them because they are planning to adopt them to a new family too that will mean I will have nobody on this earth.

I regret my mistake so bad I wish I could change it but it will no be impossible. I can't have more children because they will be removed from me like the others and I am only 31years old. I don't know if my repentance was genius because my family has refused to forgive me and my question goes like this if they never forgive me will I ever found happiness again or I will just have to accept it until I died?

Please, advise me in a Christian way maybe if there's more I can do and also prayed for me so my family will be able to forgive me and also pray for my two children that nobody will adopt them so I can get custody of them and i promised to be a good mother to them, please I am begging you in the name of God.

u deserved everything happening to you now, when you reach 35 or 40years then you can have peace and get everything back

dukeprince50:
U said single mom, why don't u go ahead and marry her if u have the cash. Since she's not married or she's probably divorced.
Personally I have no problem with single moms but those their children is something I really can't take my mind, like training the child to secondary school or university level and later one useless man with wrinkled balls will tell u "those are my kids"
Since u said u are very rich, u should move somewhere very far with ur family, probably move to Canada and make sure the children never set eyes on their father, ever again.
If u don't have the cash to move out of the country, I'll advice u to give the children to their father but still give them the little support u could as a step father but do not take full responsibility of another man's action

moving to Canada ? I think DNA will be done to ascertain whether he's the biological father but with some adoption document ,it might be possible Canada or USA accept them to travel with you(though not sure)

senatordave1:
Wow,the infection rate is getting lower.before Friday,it will get up to 1000

don't allow anyone fool you, how many people did they tested daily ?have you been tested by those ncdc ? those lazy people didn't test plenty people b4 they come up with such figure

Casemiro:
So there's this this shy chick I used to meet in one shop like that, and I developed interest in Her.



We exchanged contacts and all that and we've been flowing well on whatsapp.
She is this church type and have been refusing to visit, but I was shocked when she agreed during this lockdown.


Since no work for sometime now, she agreed and she has been in my flat for two days now.



If it's others we'll get down to business even if they're reluctant a bit.
This girl is something different, I mean why did she come? To discuss telemundo?



I have tried everything in my head but she just won't release the cookie. like WTF!!
I am a kinda guy that won't use force on a lady and I have limits to persuading a girl and even after resisting, with my sweet words and other tactics they give in.

She doesn't want to leave and I am confused


please what practical ways do you suggest to get this skinny fair Bae laid?


I don't want tomorrow now she'll say I raped her

if she allow you to suck her nipples then na you no push hard, suck her nipples for like 10min for night then put your second hand into her pants to finger her, once you are allow to finger her, she will allow you off her pants or she off it herself. but be close to her, like discuss personal thing

thank you jesus

PS: so Muslim can comment here without been forced to accept some kind of Shi.t because if it's Muslims thread, it will bring something like "accept Allah as ....." ,it is well anyway

Kennytopp55:
Too bad, killing an unarmed citizen. Meanwhile today is my birthday guys show some love 0216980425 Gtb. God bless

birthday shouldn't be avenue to beg or ask for money, it's common these days, I don't know why. especially girl, they are fonds of Shi.t like that. if you are good person to your friends, they will do the needful for you

Evercurious:
Apologies oga. But it doesnt work the way you make it seem. Don jazzy or celeb.. It just doesn't work that way

anything is possible in Nigeria when you know someone inside, remember this is Nigeria.

silento:
Worst nude of the decade a nude person can't get a hard on from it that one na nude?

check instablog, it's there. It's just rude to save such thing that is why I don't screenshot it

Evercurious:
So.sorry to say 'small pikin dey worry you'.. Don't you think so?

will be 33 this year bitc.h ,show some respect

thatigboman:
bank wount even listen to don jazzy. Na dash. The guy will just say he thought don jazzy decided to dash him 450k. Na dash. Nothing contractual

u think there won't be some kind of conversation he will show bank? it won't hard for people like DON to speak to manager of the branch and get it sorted. do you know millions of naira people like him leave in his account, bank will not want to fall his hand

Kingpee2:
We have few of these kinda people in Nigeria ...I doubt if I can do this ...

it's not hard for someone like DON to enter bank n complain about transaction then bank will freeze receiver account until you show up n explain part of your story. what the guy do it's normal thing, unless he want to be ingrate, someone dash you money and you .....

shogsman:
You’re ignorant,so you think money is the issue here.

have you now see am not ignorant ?did all this rich come out n contribute money like i suggested?just that the money will not be utilised very well in Nigeria case and will help people till cure is found and perhaps subsidised the price of the drug when it's finally found

HustleMind12:
Please brothers and sister, this time is a very dangerous time and hunger is so high, I don't mind doing anything just to get a meal on the table even if its once in a day, please help me anything you give will be so much appreciated even if its just 200 naira, hunger virus is deadlier...please help save a life
6236149855,,,fidelity bank,,, God bless u!

Ken91:
pls people of nairaland help me, since morning man never tested food, wit high cost of food now i don't have anything with me someone help me pls am dying.
0696724343
access bank. help a brothers today

if you are a student, why not go home? what about family, uncle or aunt, they should be able to take care of you ,for blood(family ) sake

Nicklaus619:
Hello Nairalanders

This is my little experience with access bank today Garki market road and Area 3 Abuja branches.

Time check its 09:45
I was watching movies and lazying around lol
when March salary hit my phone, and as usual I decided to use my usual *901# code to transfer some funds into my beneficiaries account and boom, it wasn't working, I did it like 10 times and it was showing time out error, I got worried and tried it for the last time and it displayed, number not registered, then I was shocked because that's is the same phone number I have always used in making fund transfers and bill payment, then many thought was running wild in my head.

I picked up my self and dashed out to the bank, I arrived the bank at 10:15 am and I meet a crowd and they were observing zero social distancing outside the bank and I was given number 305 :I
I was like kuku kill me, and the sun was burning like hell,

I decided to check out another branch at area 3 garki abuja and I met crowd waiting hopelessly outside I was like what da hell, this is not even day one yet of the covid 19 lock down and it felt like the world is already collapsing ,

I decided to collect another number to wait for my turn and I was given 173, funny enough big men and women with fast cars ain't given number, they just come and walk right in, and the rest of us outside will be raining insult on the security people

It ain't funny though, after what felt like forever, it got to my turn and I did all my transaction and left, time check 2:55pm

Guys the coming days will be very rough, I advice you all to go withdraw all the money u can and restock your kitchen, it will get to a point when it will become almost impossible to make withdrawals as average Nigerian will not want to save but withdraw these coming days and the bank will use network as an excuse not to load money in their ATM or pay through the counter.
Mode abeg move to wider audience to create awareness.

P.s other branches of banks are closing down, it's only few that was left open according to my observation.

what's the bank excuse for not allowing 901 code for transfer to work on phone ?

babyfaceafrica:
Lies.. Alcohol is Bae... Just do it in moderation

MODERATION is my own problems, may God help us

Mikelarteta:
If scientists receives€5000 monthly and Christiano Ronaldo (GOAT) pockets €2M monthly why CR7 no kuku find the Okolovirus cure naa.

scientists should find cure now and they will be richer than Ronaldo combine with Messi cos the whole world is ready to buy what they are about to sell. nobody should bull.shit us with Ronaldo pocket 2m euro monthly. if scientists collect 100k monthly what would dey have done differently since the outbreak

Mikelarteta:
If scientists receives€5000 monthly and Christiano Ronaldo (GOAT) pockets €2M monthly why CR7 no kuku find the Okolovirus cure naa.

scientists should find cure now and they will be richer than Ronaldo combine with Messi cos the whole world is ready to buy what they are about to sell. nobody should bull.shit us with Ronaldo pocket 2m euro monthly. if scientists collect 100k monthly what would dey have done differently since the outbreak

Ngozey:
I don’t know how to start, am very scared right now. I don’t know what to do about this pregnancy.

Actually I stay with my sister, her husband, her baby and her husband's brother who is a year younger than me. We have been sleeping together for sometimes now. Am now 8 weeks pregnant.

I told him he said I should abort before people find out. We went to the hospital together to remove it but the money they are asking us is too much. We are students depending on my sister and brother in law. We are both stuck and confused. Am scared if my sister comes to find, out she will send me back to the village. I don’t want to go back.

I need help please on what to do about it. The pregnancy is only 8 weeks, please no insult.

how much remaining so we can know how much to contribute for you

iammo:
doing well in what sector of the state governance.. my ipob friend kindly mention the things he did in this 365 days


.

provide cars for police and I think he's doing normal for lautech too

tillaman:
Great job men of God am glad y’all are taking precautions God Be with y’all
Those members wey nor fit do transfer nko?? they go take pay offering ?

bull.shit ,I searched for that name and nothing was found on Google about Don Martin death

Enemyofdarkness:
Today is a good day so I feel like dashing out something but everything comes with a price lol.

So I'm giving out recharge cards to 20 persons here that can get this

don't need your card ,but the answer is 7