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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!! Ladies Will Use Your Sparm To Do This (photos) by seunowokade(op): 2:53pm On Dec 24, 2015

Strawman:
OP please stop lying!

Sperm can only survive outside the body for AT MOST an hour. Unless when the guy cums, the woman immediately gets up and runs to a lab to do all those procedures under an hour, it's not going to work.

Are you a medical Doctor? undecided

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!! Ladies Will Use Your Sparm To Do This (photos) by seunowokade(op): 2:51pm On Dec 24, 2015

Bigloaf:
that sperm plenty o. na twins be dat o. guys take caution of whatever you are doing.

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Romance › Guys Beware!! Ladies Will Use Your Sparm To Do This (photos) by seunowokade(op): 9:20am On Dec 24, 2015

There’s been an ongoing trend where unmarried women steal the sperm of man (men) they’ve slept with and freeze it. Just in case they need it when they are ready to have kids, but can’t seem to find a good partner

I thought this was a joke until a woman I recently counseled told me she tried to do it, but got caught.
I have noticed, both young men and women aren’t interested in marriage as they once were. Instead, they prefer staying bf/g. Some women have embraced their careers and ignored the idea of marriage. Could it be because div0rce rates continue to rise? Or times have changed?

Let me explain how it is stolen:
After s*x, they use a turkey baster to take the sp*rm from the c0nd0m, put it in a container and store it in the freezer at their home.

Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sp3rm and insert it into their womanliness or else they will see their doctors and ins*emin@te them and get pr3gn@nt. I don’t know if the method works, but I am just hearing that lots of women are now doing it.

This is a turkey baster:
For those of you asking how this can happen without the man knowing:

The woman takes the c0nd0m after s*x and pulls the sp*rm out with the turkey baster. This is happening and has been happening for quite some times.

My advice to men is: make sure you dispose your condom by yourself, otherwise you are in trouble.

Anyways, my questions here are for men:

Would it really bother you if a w0man steals your sp3rm? later getting into responsibilities you never wished for?

http://pix.wojublog.com/2015/12/22/guys-beware-ladies-will-use-your-sparm-to-do-this-photos-and-gist-here/

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 6:37pm On Dec 22, 2015

DeeOneBangin:

Kudos

Education › Re: Buhari Declares Free Higher Education by seunowokade(m): 6:36pm On Dec 22, 2015

hopelink1:
Technical lie

Bcs it's not a bad news abi?

Crime › BREAKING:4 Feared Dead,30 Injured,50 Houses Burnt As Nupes Sack Yoruba Community by seunowokade(op): 2:28pm On Dec 21, 2015

ILORIN – No fewer than 50 houses have been reportedly burnt,30 persons injured, while four persons were feared killed in the resumed communal clash between the people of Share and Tsaragi despite the curfew imposed by Kwara state government.

Vanguard reliably gathered that another 30 people sustained serious injuries in Share town in Ifelodun local government council of Kwara state on Sunday following the invasion of the town by people suspected to be irate Nupe youths of Tsaragi despite the curfew imposed by 6 the state government.

Already, soldiers from Sobi Army Baracks, Ilorin have been drafted to the warring towns so as to support the anti-riot policemen drafted to the town on Saturday when the crisis resumed.

“The Kwara State Government warns that anyone found with illegal arms and ammunition or disrupting peace and public order in both communities will be dealt with in line with the laws of the land.”

Also, churches ,mission houses, schools with the equipped ICT facilities were reportedly burnt during the incident

http://naijapropa.com/breaking-4-feared-dead30-injured50-houses-burnt-as-nupes-sack-yoruba-community-in-kwara/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork

Sports › Wayne Rooney Made His 500th Appearance Yesterday (picture) by seunowokade(op): 11:55am On Dec 20, 2015

After Wayne Rooney made his 500th appearance for the club against Norwich, check out the stats behind his Reds career to date...

Crime › Re: Graduate Posts Girl’s Nude Pictures Online, Teenager Alleges Rape (pictured) by seunowokade(m): 11:13pm On Dec 18, 2015

Orikinla:
. I have seen more than two young pretty Lagos babes "mumushily" follow an Abo-ki street shoemaker into a house to get their shoes he told them he kept inside. And that is how several "mumu" Nigerian babes have been lured and raped like idiots.

Crime › Re: Graduate Posts Girl’s Nude Pictures Online, Teenager Alleges Rape (pictured) by seunowokade(m): 9:47am On Dec 18, 2015

Mikollon1:
Are you 100% sure he uploaded the pictures himself?

If he was not the one who uploaded the pictures, why blackmail? Asking for recharge card and 10,000 naira after...

Family › Re: Immigration Officer’s Wife Battered For Shunning Love Advances by seunowokade(m): 9:42am On Dec 18, 2015

naijaobi:
This story doesn't add up at all. According to the story, the man has been asking her out and she refused. Yet she went to meet him inside a room with bed

Some women get mind sah

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Crime › Re: Graduate Posts Girl’s Nude Pictures Online, Teenager Alleges Rape (pictured) by seunowokade(m): 9:22am On Dec 18, 2015

This girl must be so dull or she may be telling some lies. How can u just follow a total stranger to unknown place just to see a picture (Cake) on a phone. So, she can't asked the guy to upload it and send it to her on WhatsApp or Facebook messenger?

And for the stupid guy, He is a very wicked soul to have done this, and he also have some females in his family like his mother, sisters... He must have been doing this to some girls in the past who don't have courage to expose him.

Sometimes you feel some set of people are devil itself with their crude actions

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 5:52am On Dec 18, 2015

alextayo:
Me sef try

Wow!

Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Response To Fani Kayode For Defending Linda Ikeji by seunowokade(m): 10:21pm On Dec 15, 2015

searchiing4love:
[b]It is now crystal clear that Linda Ikeji's source of wealth is dirty and questionable due to her weak defense on allegations levelled against her concerning the #Dasuki gate scandal. I believe her blogging business is just a smoke screen to cover up her shady deals and political romance with Abuja big wigs. No sane mind would be convinced that linda maintains that life of affluence through selling of ads and blogging. As far as I'm concerned her blog and traffic is over hyped and is no match for Nairaland in publicity and traffic. Judging by traffic, the owner of Nairaland should have bought a private jet if it was easy as Linda portrays it to be. Most people attacked Linda's accusers on ethnic and tribal sentiments forgetting that in every rumor their is an iota of truth. Linda's show off on the newly acquired property in the most expensive area of Lagos on social media is enough reasons why the authorities need to beam their search lights on her. Blogging can never buy you a house in banana island no matter how hard you try to sugar coat your earnings. Don't forget that irrespective of what she earns, she spends money too and also portrays herself as the bread winner of her family meaning more responsibilities on her income. All this responsibilities and assets on that multicolored haggard website in the name of blogging Hell no. I won't be surprised if she is finally implicated in this arms saga. It shall never be well with anyone who benefited from this blood money cos I lost a dear friend in battle early this year and it saddens me to read about these millions and billions flying around [/b]

You really talk sense

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Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2015

StPete:

E no easy to reach here o. Weldon

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 8:44pm On Dec 13, 2015*

Any one playing Odus? Snapshots pls

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 8:41pm On Dec 13, 2015

HyDef:
Well, I play with my Internet off, so I don't use it most of the time.

Nice one!

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 7:07pm On Dec 13, 2015

abimbawealth:
Me sef try na

Kudos

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 7:03pm On Dec 13, 2015

HyDef:
Beat 405 just now.

Great!
U no dey use ur Gold? 41? shocked

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:48pm On Dec 13, 2015

lomprico:
All of una no get work na.

But all work no play make lomprico a dull boy
grin

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:41pm On Dec 13, 2015

Rexphobia:
Yawn

Wow, u are King of Saga
Come, u no dey seep? grin

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:39pm On Dec 13, 2015

HyDef:

Anyone play Candy Crush Soda Saga? I'm on 405 there.

Yeah! On 395

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:37pm On Dec 13, 2015

HyDef:

Anyone play Candy Crush Soda Saga? I'm on 405 there.

Yeah!

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:22pm On Dec 13, 2015

officialteemi:
level 12??

Na person dey level 2. You tried self

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Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:13pm On Dec 13, 2015

HyDef:
No need posting my 350 then...

Post it my man, not necessarily highest levels.

350? You really rock, kudos

Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 2:06pm On Dec 13, 2015

Cheat: Hate waiting after exhausting all your 5 moves (Backdate your phone time and reload Candy Crush Saga, Go back to time settings and set it back to current time) e.g 11:46 am, change it to 03:46pm. Note: Always reload Candy Crush Saga before returning the time to current time. Hope it helps?

No Data needed!

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Gaming › Re: CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 1:54pm On Dec 13, 2015

shaboti:
Beat this

Good job, What of Odus?

Gaming › CANDY CRUSH SAGA: What Level Are You? (snapshots) by seunowokade(op): 1:40pm On Dec 13, 2015*

This thread is for Candy Crush Saga players. Are you really addicted? Share your current level with Snapshots here and let have fun with possible Cheats from Nairalander Candy Crush Saga Gurus!!!

Here I am, 500 (Odus; 237) as at today 13, Sunday, December 2005!

DROP YOURS AND LET ROLL IT

Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by seunowokade(m): 9:17am On Dec 13, 2015

JoyPaulLaw:
If you can give a solid evidence how u have a brain and how things both living and non-living came into existence then....I will provide you a concrete evidence.

But he believe say witch dey their village, he need to snap them since he get camera chico phone this time for evidence angry

Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by seunowokade(m): 9:10am On Dec 13, 2015

That no 2 get has it be... You may be wrong
Remember they called him TEACHER, Abi person wey no go school go they teach or write? undecided

Computers › Re: 15 Keyboard Shortcuts Every Computer Geek Should Know by seunowokade(m): 5:26pm On Dec 11, 2015

JeffreyJamez:
Nice one OP

ALT+CTRL+DEL for Task Manager

While holding down ALT+CTRL; tap DEL twice to reboot your computer

Computers › Re: How To Enable Hibernate Mode Feature On Windows 8/8.1 Shutdown Options by seunowokade(m): 10:48am On Dec 11, 2015

Tonnniey:
Still rocking my windows 98. Will save this for the future

You don't mean it

Crime › Maritime Academy Boss Dies After Minister Ordered Probe Of N18bn Expenditure by seunowokade(op): 4:33pm On Dec 10, 2015*

The Rector of the Maritime Academy of Nigeria, Joshua Okpo, is dead.

Okpo is said to have died of a yet unknown cause today, December 9, 2015, while on a business trip to Abuja, according to Premium Times.

His death comes just weeks after Transport Minister, Rotimi Amaechi ordered a probe into the academy’s affairs.

Okpo was also reportedly expected to appear before the National Assembly today to discuss the academy’s budget.

He was said to have been found dead at his residence in Abuja after his absence at the Assembly led staff to go searching for him.

Amaechi ordered the probe with regards to N18 billion in payments made to the institution by the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA) in the last five years after allegations of financial recklessness and large scale fraud were levelled against Okpo.

http://pulse.ng/local/amaechi-maritime-academy-boss-dies-after-minister-ordered-probe-of-n18bn-expenditure-id4445285.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=art-amaechi-maritime-academy-boss-2015-12-09

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