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Missmossy:
Lol





You may be the only one who noticed that.

itsdumebi:
This politics don go nuclear......lol!
http://www.itsdumebi.com/checkout-photos-gej-branded-phones-orji-uzor-kalus-slok-mobile/

blackCITIZEN:
WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE INSANE::
FIRST OF ALL, if you take this message too personal... You are insane
Trying to disqualify someone who has contested 3times for presidency on his 4th appearance... you are insane
To read a coup carried out in 1985 to disqualify your opponent in 2015... You are A JOKE..
To tell us that stealing is not corruption... You must be insane..
To insist on probing opposition states, when you know stealing is not corruption..... I don't know if you are insane
To tell us that "IF $20B IS MISSING AMERICA WILL KNOW" shey america na our WATCHDOG... Well, you are inSSSSS...
To tell us that "How much did Jim Nwobodo STOLE"... you are insane...
To tell us that "I rather kill myself than to commit suicide" You are insane..
To tell us that some states will not vote in presidential election, and still trying to become their president INCASE you win.. U are NOT SERIOUS
To tell South-east that u are an igbo man n ur name is Azikiwe in 2011, and the North that IBB is your father in 2015... You are A CROOK or a BASTARD
You insist that someone is not CLUELESS after reading all this..... Your own CASE IS DIFFERENT
You got annoyed after reading this post.... You are insane
You keep voting PDP every time and still expect CHANGE to come.... It's very obvious you are insane












YOU dont like or share this post.... You are insane

femi4:
I hate Man u and any other team that supports Man u

bxcode:
Haters club

KriTic24A:
Thieves and rogues all of them!!!
Chasing power up and down everywhere.
What guarantee is there now that should he eventually gets elected on the platform of LP, that his dog will not return to his vomit as usual by going back to his former party?

Yazmin:
I believe it completely.
More than 31 buses full of labourers union members just.......sorry my MB has finished.
BRB to complete the sentence.

Bishop4bella:
Is it by force to become Oyo governor at all cost and least one a governor is forever called governor or you are not satisfied with your looted. Do you want to come back to renew your name.

Let's see what will happen in this your new party.

freshness2020:
If this is true den good for the pdp...he is no longer an asset to us! We don't want bleached politics!

LORDI:
has the match ended.

bxcode:
Did somebody observe when I said keep calm?
2-1.....one more to go
Haters gon drink soured kunu tonight

bxcode:
Did somebody observe when I said keep calm?
2-1.....one more to go
Haters gon drink soured kunu tonight

Jidefido:
Hey bruv, I am sorry but really I didn't copy anything from you. Had no idea you had posted it. So I didn't steal it pls

CoachDX:
Blogging has lost its value!

Jidefido:
Absolutely you lack manners. You called me a thief when I didn't steal from you. You can rant on as long as you want. I got this as a BC and decided to post it cos i loved it. I never claimed to write it in the first place

edaloba:
After 2 years on nairaland, I hit the FP for the first time. According to ma mum: 'beru ba dupe agbami si ' I will like to thank ma service provider for unlimited data, and nepa for bring lyt 4 me to charge ma phone. And I won't refuse to show ma gratitude to God for this achievement. I see this as signs of Good thingz coming my way.

Scrypt:
Hmmmm, Witty! Good job OP. Whats your source anyway?

Jidefido:
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning... that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; take charge.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent...

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, when you marry, if you live a bachelor-life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending your money on those tiny leg grlss that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you even when there was no money, not those always asking for more.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mum father’s house, to call her out, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, whenever your girl changes, if it's because of money, then she wont be a good wife.

13. My son, your mother, rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, make her see reasons to change until u get tired.

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, handle your issues.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a
mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-
lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your
woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her somuch.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning
should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any
man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all
the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her,
what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has
made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for
once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to
you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming
to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife
achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and
having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

A word is Enough for the Wise ---

dannydaniels:
If en don tirya for life make em kill emself and see weather death will not remember where he lives immediately

Mishydoo:
"Lost hope to die"?!....wow! Nva blivd I wld ever hear someome say this!

Mishydoo:
"Lost hope to die"?!....wow! Nva blivd I wld ever hear someome say this!

Bantino:
Woow

xynerise:
AFTER all the noise they made

storyforthegods:
please help me I am confused what is drogba is it an animal?? we don't know what it means here in China