₦airaland Forum

okafor juliet: the greatest lie i have ever heard is "I LOVE YOU"

i heard dat line so many times. Tables have turned,am d one doing all d lying and am so good at it nw.

lepasharon: have you guys noticed that pastors children are always messed up?

u took d word right out of my mouth.why do these kids bring shame to their parent.no one is perfect,dat i knw ,but for a pastor's child gettn pregnant @14 got divorced@25, hmmm, what message does d father have for teenager and youth who bliv some much in him. Lord have mercy.

1 shortblackboy: the woman said she's not a witch that she didn't know wat came over her wen she said all thos things and she could not remember wat happened at the church
http://www.punchng.com/?s=tb+joshua+kingson+wife

it is v.possible.one has to b carefull who u allow to lay hands on yr head.i find it difficult to trust certain pastors.

Na wa ooo.why all dis vexing over speaking chinese nahh?d student maybe forced to learn and speak chinese but it will b only for a while,una knw say chinco product no dey last abi?lets look at d brighter side,these kids get to speak in tongue right from pry school.

engineerd: Anything in wigs nowadays in Nigeria passes as fine. The lady looks like a gaddamn she*male with some phat a S S nose. I don die!

bad belle,no b person marry obasanjo??no b person marry iyabo?? No b person marry mercy johnson?? Kai i rate u 90% for badbellrizim

Metalgoong: Don't worry, she will soon tell you how stupid and ignorant you Nigerian women are, and how you Nigerian women are the cause of how those chauvinistic, misogynistic, bad , and wicked Nigerian men are treating you all . . lol

Nice post though.

u just siad nigerian women( i am an indivdidual) i speak and act for myself.i dnt have to act like u or nigerians,i am me cos u dnt run my emotions and thinking for me. "YES I AM A NIGERIAN" but we all think and see things diffently cos not d same mama gave birth to us all.( address d individual dnt generalise)am sure where u come from u've got good and bad people.

Kobojunkie: The above is insensitive and not grounded in reality.

No matter how pompous, filled-with-self, confident you are, as long as you are human, REJECTION hits you about the same way it hits others. Only we all deal with it in different ways. Rejection knows no gender.

this is d part where i would say "love is blind" but guess what?my love is wearing a sharp glasses so i can see well and clear. Sometimes d sign r there but we choose to ignore beliving it will get better and on d long run its get worst.i dnt have to wait to b rejected,once i see and feel d signs i reject d person.a strong woman should learn to controll her emotions and not her emotions controlling her. Gudluck kobo.

dasparrow: @Post

This too shall pass. Just take each day one step at a time. The Lord is your strength.

As for all the insensitive nairalanders talking trash to the poster, God is watching you. Just because this is an online forum does not mean you have to display your heartlessness here. Then again, I have long known that most Nigerians can be so insensitive. Why do you think I keep most Nigerians at bay? Mtshew!

everyone's is entitle to their own opinion. There are 2 sides to a story.u've heard the op's side what about d ex? she got married to a divorcee,did she find out what TRULY happened with his previous marriage? What if she lacked some qualities(no one's perfect), what if she nagged him or wasnt good in bed,cooking or any other thing? was she willing to correct it? A man is d head of a family while d woman is d neck of a family,they both need eachother to stand.not everything u say online,d op cant tell u d whole story or did u or me live with them to knw if all she says are correct

afam4eva: You got over it the moment you signed the divorce papers.

i agree with u dear,its only a woman who doesnt knw her wot that will feel rejected when her man leaves. That is why no woman should subject herself to b a housewive. Sorry to say but life goes on. Ladies IT'S TIME WE ALL STOP MEN FROM PLAYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS.gudluck to her.

[quote author=na2day!]^ ^ God help her pastors o!
Any man of God that lay hands on her, has just touched an high tension cable [/quote]judge not dat u be not judge.ye who has no sin should cast d first stone. Cossy if u r happy with d way u are,good for u.who are mine to judge u.

yomz1e: Hmm, yet we still don't know what caused the original crash on June 3, but the ban has been lifted. Everything in Nigeria is coded and done behind closed doors. There should be a public outcry, I doubt if the families of the deceased were told the black/ white truth. FG are more interested in the revenue it generates for thier coffers. Why is this country so bad at everything? why do we continue to suffer in silence? What guidelines have the FG laid down for air operators after the crash? So many Why's and what's.

I will fly any plane that's going to my destination, once I live my house, my life belongs to God.

this is d part where i wish ghost stories where true.atleast one ghost would tell us how and why it happened since the govt; are tryn hard to bury dis issue.

kalufelix: yhu made a lot of sense buh yhu shud learn how to talk

no mind d guy jaree,na him b mo ron. Must people insult to make their point?? Some people sef trully lack MANNER OF APPROACH.

MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!

am sure u would have a sister or daughter,u could call her (or them)bitch and she would respond smilling. Mtchewwwww

MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!

am sure u would have a sister or daughter,u could call her bitch and she would respond smilling. Mtchewwwww

MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!

am sure u would have a sister or daughter,u could call bitch and she would respond smilling. Mtchewwwww

ajaxtea: in adition 2 dis, i ha8 ladies wearin short skirt, bum-shorts, mini-pencil skirt, tall ladies wearin high heeld shoes.

pls b realistic,u dnt like miniskirt but if a gurl wears it and pass u am sure yr eyez will pop out.just imagining what yr babe looks like.

seunfly: for peaple who does not undestand yoruba IDI ARERE means Flat big yansh, Idi AYURE mean yansh that saw can cut. While my own is 4 ogbomoso i has Orita naira (naira junction) oja wazo( 50 naira market) for ilorin, adabata( we buy shoe) opomalu( pillar of cow) ita kure( varander of this is death) ogbomosho under G, isale oro( lower part of fat/nylon) while ibadan orita aperin( juntion of we kill elephanta)

v.funny name thou.this will b more intresting if nairalanders can also interpret in english for those of us that dnt understand some local language.

yeye4live: I hate den dat wear bra ,its supose 2b left open so it can dangle side ways,up n down ...

na now i knw say u no well.u get serious fever.

bigtalla: I hate it when am having a great view around 1pm and suddenly a girl walks past me having Shirly/Nixoderm or some other whitish thing on her face.. That alone can spoil my day.. Like, for real, what is that sh*t u applied lastnight still doing on your face in the afternoon?

yeap,true talk but u got me laughing too.

yemi2plus2: I hate ladies wit small breast.

haba,it is d lord's doing they didnt create themselves.As for me i hate too much make up especially d once ladies rub on d chick wat is it called....

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Teju is beautiful while the lady is handsome......[/quote]chei o boy u get bad mouth oo.d wife is ok nahhh.

I don laugh tire with all dis kind names wen i dey hear especially d names from mushin..

ebamma: when the best man becomes the bad man

@ebamma,dis one wen u no talk garri matter 2day hope we are safe oo.

Y are most nairalanders like this??u leave d real topic and start yarbing eachother.because d guy beats up his nom doesnt mean everyone from his village does.if a nairalander was caught stealing doesnt mean all nairalanders are theives.pls u all should grow up.

ebamma: if this dwarf fit put woman belle,that's a miracle

dat was harsh,u didnt have to call him a dwarf,remember he didnt create himself moreover dis dwarf as u call him has achieve what u cant in a long tym.carefull wt yr words

@op dis full newpaper page u posted is just to tell us d man is dead. We could still have understood the message wt a summary. R.I.P armstorng.

maclatunji: It looks like a snake but isn't a snake obviously!

if it is not a snake then what is it

Rudewaterz: this is awesome! If I ever find a woman this beautiful I'd marry her. . .in a heart-beat! What a creature!

are u okay??r u sure yr tempreture is not going too high dat is making u type dis thing.what is it about dis creature that is turning u on and making u imagine it was a babe. I no fit laugh.

Silvawazza: THE SNAKE LOOKS LIKE DICK....LOL

joystick u say??hmmm we would need some volunters to go near dis creature and let us knw if it really is or feels like a joystick.

Idowuogbo: Quite simple...

Take me buka

Buy me Okrika

Visit Fela shrine

Weekly Igbo(weed) allowance

Sex- 2wice a day

Kappish......

. Babe, u no go kill person oo.u r a very bad sharp babe.