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Ebonyeyes:
Hmmm all D--ks look the same, it has a head, shaft and two balls .

Very funny!

totorimi:
What is good is good, I know one mans meat can be another man's poison but then we all know the qualities we need in a woman. In Naija or Africa as a whole a wife is expected to be God fearing, love children, able to keep the home through her feminism in addition having high culinary skills. That way we can all tell that she is a true Naija daughter that learnt a lot from the mother. A girlfriend will waste your money a wife will save your money. A gf will bring you disease a wifey will keep you safe from disease.

And yet d so called husband material will leave d wife @ home wu save his money & luk 4 those gf wuz gona waist his money wn he feels d urge 2 spend it. Again bring his wife those diseases he go collect from d gf.
Face it guyz, men dont knw wt they want. He will want a wife material(all those they mentioned above) and still want d gf material on d side 2 fulfill his othr desires.

sexyLeamon:
maybe u think of your ex too much. if u keep looking at everyman u meet to find a comparison to your ex, u will always find something that connect  to your ex. and if u keep doing so, u will never find anyone. To me, I base my opinions of each person on that person's own merits and don't compare to any exes, it seems a little defeatist to me to compare.

Its not like im comparin d two, its jus those i listed on him dt reminds me so much abt d part of my life im tryin very hard 2 4get.

Missy B:
Would You refuse to marry because the ''To-be'' hubby has a 'D' just like Your Ex?

Ask me dt again!

candylips:
^^^^ haha

Its not funny o!

I've been out the dating game for 6 months and wasn't planning to go back any time soon. I met this guy couple of days back. He is very much interested in me, he is charming, handsome and nice . I kinda like him, and even considering giving him a chance but the problem is he almost look alike my ex boyfriend, his smile, the way he speaks(so soft) just like my ex boyfriend.
Now guyz I'm confused if i should go out wit this guy or its a recipe for disaster.

George abeg allow this thread 2 die,

albridge:
as a guy your job as boyfriend is to give your woman lots of money. as a lady your job is to give your guy lots of sex and food to eat.

& wt kinda r/s is dt? R u payin for d sex & food. Lol!

koolchicco:
Babes I concurr with u._{Am just dissing dat yeye man.}

Thank you!

Bcoz he said d truth , I ges u disagree.
Well d only duty I have as some1's gf is 2 luv him if dts wt i told & promised him.

candylips:
a gf really doesn't have any duty. it is a wife that does

Thank you!

shooze:
dear ex

Where do i start brought your wedding iv the other day and i smiled cos so many things went through my head

Where was she the nights i knelt down and prayed for God to get you out of the issues you had at work?
Where was she the endless fasts i did just to make you a better person?
Where was she the days i cried and pleaded with your boss to move you out of the hell hole and move you to a better location?
Where was she the days i cleaned, washed , cooked and took care of you?
Where was she the days i stood by you and through all the battles i fought on your behalf?

I hope i find it in my heart to totally forgive you because i know its only in letting go completely can i move on with my life . I wish you all the best in life

Shuuuu!

STORM2:
Guys, guys, guys! Honestly, what kind of girls do u go out with. Nobody, and i mean nobody likes to get hurt. No chick loves a man that hurts her. If u beat up or hurt a girl and she loved u more for it then sth huge is really wrong with her. Would u like it if your girl hurt u every second?

Im wondarin 2 coz it seems they mix wit d wrong crowd. If u beat a LADY(notice I didn't say a GAL) & she stays wit u its prolly shez scared of leavin u nt dt she luvs more.

@poster
If a man loves a woman, he doesn't cheat on her, treat her wit respect, doesn't get annoyed wit every lil thing she does. I'm not going 2 say doesn't hurt her coz that one is impossible we all hurt people we love one way or the other but if he does he should be able to realize it and know how to make things right. I don't think that's asking much, I don't expect a guy to treat me like a queen or move heaven and earth for me but I do expect those I listed at least.

candylips:
are u sure

jus as i knw my name

galatico:
1. Gossip
2. Lies
3. Cheating
4. Unseriousness
5. She'll never call you, instead she'll flash and expect you to call her always
6. Jumps into conclusion whenever she sees you with another female she concludes, you're dating her.
7. She'll never let you know when you hurt her mistakenly.
8.Excessive demand: I need this, I need that, even when its not necessary,
9. She wants to spend all your money and won't want to help when you're down
10. Gives silly excuses

No bi me oo. Lol! 

breaka:
sexybabes

AH how r u sure!

Isn't that obvious?

Y Did She Gave Me Her Number

Correction. She never gave you her number, you gave her yours.
Now you will have to wait for her to call you. Reason why she didn't
give you her no & flashed you with private no was prolly she didn't
want you to call her, maybe she was just being polite & wanted to
get you off her face(it happens hey, even give them wrong no's). 

I noticed that most people shy away from their duties as someone’s Boyfriend and Girlfriend. By GF/BF I mean anybody you are in a committed relationship with (with or without sex). Of course for the married/engaged couples, it goes beyond duty; it becomes a responsibility.

For a guy, these are the things he would expect from a GF.

1. Help make his meals: Even if she doesn’t know how to cook, she should ensure he always has food to eat. Either by making him cook and store or by getting a cook for me. Either way, his feeding should be her responsibility. Of course the guy does the funding!!

Did u say responsibility? You are not serious. As much as I love cooking I am not his wife. Yes if we are staying together that means I will be cooking for myself as well. Must I go out of my way to his house just to cook his meal?

2. Help keep his house clean: Now I know this is hard for most ladies to understand but guys operate better in a clean environment. Even though he’s a bachelor, his apartment should always reflect the presence of a woman in his life. If you can’t clean, get help!!

That's not my duty. I can pick up dirty things on the floor or even spring clean his whole house if I'm in a mood to do so when I come visit not that I will have to come special for my duty, if not he has to do on his own after all its his house not mine

3. Help with his Laundry: Okay, that’s a no-go area for most girls but the truth is that, guys expect it. It’s not right to sit back and watch you BF wash his clothes. A lady should ensure that her guy is at his best appearance always! If you can’t wash, take them to the cleaner and pick them up! Of course he should foot the bill.

What am I? His maid? I can help him with his laundry sometimes when his not feeling well maybe or maybe have something important or urgent to do or maybe when I'm doing mine his laundry is at my place also. Notice that I said HELP that means it ain't my duty nor is it my responsibility just to help my bf out occasionally

4. Help with his personal hygiene: Well some guys can be pigs you know. It’s a girl’s responsibility to ensure her guy gets a timely haircut, manicure/pedicure, shave and other things that come with looking good.

Must I tell him when to take his shower now? Or must I take him to the barber shops as well?

5. Host his friends: Guys like to host their friends once in a while and as his GF, you should try your best to be there for him. Don’t just write it off as a guy’s thing . .  be there to serve the drinks, serve the snacks/meals, make the small talks, and know when to leave if they want to get down to the guys talk. Just being there makes him happy that you can blend into his life!!

I can sit with him and his friends. Host them? Now that pushing it, don't you think?

6. Be with him: As a GF, as far as the r/ship involves sex, it’s your duty to satisfy your BF. Sometimes, it’s not even about the sex, it’s about knowing he can hold you in his arms all night long. A guy needs comfort from a girl, so as his girl, you should let him know you are there! That’s very important.

Sex now is a duty? I fear oo. As much as I like to make love with my bf all night long I wouldn't want him to see it as something I have to do every time he gets it up

As a girl, these are the things I expect from my BF.

1. Handy-man: Okay the word’s a bit derogatory, but if I have a BF, he should be there to fix my things. Electrical faults, plumbing, household appliances and even my car. Even if I have to pay for it, he should be the one to take it to the electrician/mechanic and make sure it gets fixed! If I have to travel a far distance, he should be ready to drive me, if I have a flat tire, he should be ready to change it and get it fixed. Infact, if I need anything done, he should get it done. That’s why we really hare their numbers on speed dial :d

Well I don't expect my bf as a lawyer to be an electrician, plumber, etc as well. As for him driving me around, doesn't he have work to go to? I have a car, I definitely have a drivers license to drive my own car and can change flat tire as well(he can help if his with me not that I will call him out of his way to come change the tire)

2. My escort: Well I can’t go for that wedding/ Party alone! He has to come with me.

Well if he wants to and available to

3. My protector: Okay, before you say another word to me, I’ll have you know that I have a BF :d I actually let a guy go cos he let someone else toast me while I was with him. Before you talk to me, you think of what my BF will do to you!

I can handle those things on my own. For crying out loud I deal with it every time I leave the house. He doesn't have to loose his teeth over such small things.

4. Money: I know you guys don’t want to hear this but it’s the fact! My BF (poorer or richer than I am) pays for my hair and my clothes. Now I don’t expect him to take up totally financial responsibility of me, but if I’m throwing my B/day party, he shd pay for it or at least pay for most of it. He should at least once in a very blue moon, take me and my ladies out! He should pay for some lil things that I need and he should contribute, no matter how small, in anything I do!!

What is he now? My father? I'm capable of taking care of myself including my hair doings, B/day party throwings(he can buy me cake & a pressy if he wants). He doesn't need to take me & my gals out, what will their bfs do if mine has to do that(one of the reasons your friends will see him fit to be their bf)

5. Call me: Now this is a very tick one. If I have a BF, he should be the one calling more often. No matter how busy he is. He should call and check up on me while I’m at work, he should call me when I’m sick, he should call me when he wakes up in the morning and before he sleeps at night. . .  cos I’ll expect him to!

This shouldn't be about who calls who the most. He calls when he feels like calling and I call when I fell like calling to even if my last call was 2 mins ago.

6. Be with me: It’s not just the guys that want sex, we want it too. We also love the feeling of curling up in his arms all night long. We love company, we love knowing he’s there!!

Nice one but still his not obliged to, as long as the feeling is mutual.

in that case may this thread RIP(thought it died long time ago!).

finemocha:
well my bf hates it when i say " honey we need to talk" all my converstions start off like that. he claims he never knows when im mad or just wanting to be more intimate.

Lol! I like dt statement 2,

lamba lamb:
Well, to me 99% of the girls are fucking crazy bitches that knows nothing other than opening there two legs like devil waiting for whom to devour. Thank God dat i dont hav a date! Na Una Sabi!

And u wondering why u dont have a date?

@ topic
For me its a big NO! Me & my frnds we hv a "no dating each other's exes rule".
So it doesnt matter if the r/s was lame or what we just dont go there. Period!

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=96807.msg4498091#msg4498091 date=1252339003]no wat pisses us off abt u[/quote]I luv evrytn abt me!

candylips:
the opposite darling

But u keep lookin 4 us every minute. Lol! I'll say its not d opposite.

U mean wt u guyz luv abt us!

Here i was thinkin pple get more sense!

Enockia:
@ sexybabes

we've broken up she did't av patience

Jus ova FB status or thez more?

Enockia:
she added me i could't aviod her

Nothing wrong 2 accept her request now change ur status 2 b what she wants u 2 do.

I dnt thnk any1 leave undies 4 marking territory, dts stupid.
Its possible 2 4get them thou.

izeek:
yeah right!
and have her nag all day about her not being @ fault right.
abeg ignore the issue, and when she calms down, guess she wud see her fault herself.

& wt happens if she cnt c dt she ws wrong?

izeek:
and why wud i wanna take he blame!
i can only ignore her faults, but not to the point of taking blames. plsssssssssssss.

U shudnt b ignoring her faults either, instead u shud b teln her wn shez wrong & correct her. Dts wt luv is abt.

TheSeeker:
Yeah but for some reason I don't like to hear Jamie Foxx sing - he should just stick to acting

Hez nt dt bad

TheSeeker:
Put all the blame on AKON, he'll definitely take them all.

Lol! or blame it on the a a a alchol.