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OneNaija:
yes you are right , Dog is running after bone and then bone must open her legs so the dog can come in to say Hello

Laugh my lil behind off
U guyz r takn this thing way 2 seriously. Lol!! Cnt u see we luv our dogs?

We are not running after dogs, dogs are running after everything that is moving their way.

Naturez:
Yes Mama, you must be 111 years old  

No, more than that my child.
Since no1 wants to be older here let me enjoy being the older poster

Naturez:
Yes Mama, you must be 111 years old 

No, more than that my child.
Since no1 wants to be older here let me enjoy being the older poster

Since Im older than every1 here I demand respect.
When i say something you all say "Yes Mama"

@poster
U still askn what u shud do when da guy is askn you to pay up 100,000?
If i were u, I wud run as fast as my legs can carry me from him. Pay for what?
LOL! Some guyz are so funny. He dey make u maga now. By the time he is finish
with u, u will be so damn broke bcz after u pay this one he will accuse u of sleeping
with ur colleque and demand u pay 200,000 and after that i will be something else & the
money will keep on going up & ur bank balance will keep going down,

So pple like this cheatin thing coz u dnt wana let the thread die.
I'm wit Mama Ngozi on this one, TOO OLD 4 THIS SHIT!

We will stop calling them dogs when they stop calling us bitches.
To those who call us bitches, we will stop bitching when you stop barking.

Fair enough?

DaudaAbu:
Oya gal, cheer up now.

Even na cheering down u need, just cheer down,

Am sure she cheered up already, Lol!

@poster
Its really sad but won't kill you. Take it from, been there, done that, got the T-shirt. There is really no short cut on this one but time really does heal.
It might help for you not to see him or even contact him while you still feeling the way you are feeling right now. We can tell you to go out with friend and do a lot of stuff to be busy but the bottom line is what might have worked for me might not work for you. For instance, I didn't feel like going out at all when i was dealing with my break-up(which im still am) instead i wanted to be alone even my friends were complaining that I'm shutting them out but that gave me a lot of time to myself and really discover who I was and what I wanted in life and I realised that I'm gona be fine without him coz really he was not giving me what I deserved.

So my advise is, give time to yourself, do what makes you happy, look at the bright side at least now you don't have to worry about if he is gona approve or be cool with whatever you wana do and be patient in time you will get over it. Before you know it you will forget even his name, Lol!!!

DaudaAbu:
Been singl means u still hav a b/f (thats BEDFRIEND, dont get me wrong) but still hoping that som1 beta can stil come along,

if not well, u stick to the b/f.

How can 1 be "single" when 1 have a bf?
When did a bf turn 2 "BEDFRIEND"?

Recoverd:
Brilliant, Bt make sure your lover is either married or in a deep relationship. Its best u get invold with someone who has a lot to loose, that way, he or she wil be extremly careful. Plus, no need hidding him or her from ur man. Some times its better if they are frends. If ur goin to hide him 4rm ur man/woman, then make sure u memorize hs/hr num, never send txt msgs, If u must, call d person 1st just so u hear d voice b4 sendin, then delete at 1ce, buying a phone that u can lock really helps in relatnshps like dis. That way, no 1 can even check ur misd calls. If ur lover is single, then make sure hs d type whos nt always in town, cus 1day just out of curiosity, he wil want to know wer u stay.

Lol!!! Another 1,

Tracey121:
And she was right dude its not cheating blv me, coz when u feel like u havent meet the person, U have to go out there and look for him and u will never know which corner u will find him[b] so u better not leave any stone unturned[/b], I cant settle for less or dwell for what I know is not mine, so keep moving foward and if it means dragging some ppl with u then do that even if they are 5 as long as u know ur limits, it might just be what is written on ur book of life u came to play

Laugh my lil behind off Dont u think that's selfishness, no wonda pple are so corrupt these days its pple like you who corrupt them,

@touchmeder
I don tire 4 this gal oo,

Tracey121:
No honey, I dont cheat, a person is cheating when s/he is seeing someone whereas s/he is in a serious or committed r/s or maybe married, otherwise ur not cheating if ur not serious about the r/s regardless of what ur partner thinks or how s/he sees the r/s as long as u know ur limits and u know ur not committed, I means when ur in an affair/fling u have to keep looking for that special some1 n u'll never know where n when u will find him so No Babes I dont cheat, I am just looking for the right one and in all the 5 I have none of them meet the standards not even close, LOL

If u save them as Baby, my luv, honey, wateva u call them & they blv they in a r/s wit u then u r cheatin.
Keep it up!!!

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
there is only one person that you could blame for this and thats YOU.
if all the girl you meet are liars then you have to look at yourself and ask what is it about you that attracts lying skanks.
maybe you should change your technique or where you find these monsters.

also, if i understand correctly you are "bitching" because you went on a second date and spent some money on her?! i mean, if you are upset because of one little date then i would say that you are the one who need help.
get serious after 2 dates!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
why dont you ask them before the date so that you dont even have to take them anywhere? or even better why dont you go on a date where you dont have to spend anything, like a park etc.

I like the way u alwayz tell it as it is.

Back 2 topic, its not only gals who lie abt bein single when u 1st meet them even guys do that. I have neva, i mean neva met a guy who told me that he has a gf, they always pop up when i am alredi in a r/s wit dem. Its either he jus broke wit her or shez in another far away town or something. So its da same thing!

Tracey121:
He must have been a bad liar sweetie ha!!!! right now I am dating 5 ppl and I saved all their numbers in my phone book as "Baby", "Love", "Love of my life" u name it and then when they see that I saved their names as that they loose interest to go to my msges coz they know that I wont save them as Baby and all the crap if there was some1 else, last week I was with one of them and left him with my phone, the next thing when I come back he was all smiling with my phone in his hands, reading the msg I sent to one of my guys and he thought I sent it to him coz it says Baby, and when he dial his number Baby is written on the screen so he asked how come he didnt get the msg, told him it was probably undelivered, easy as ABC and XYZ LOL,

And u say u dont cheat, Now da truth is cumn out.
Whrz justwise? cum & read dis, Lol!!!

IFELEKE:
Yeah, it's better imagined than witnessed.

Lol, Why do u think i ended up joing the lying down on the mat wit ur tummy, bcz i ddnt wana witness what he would have done 2 me if disconnected the play station, Lmao!!!

justwise:
I guess u talking from experience, u and Tracey know one or two things abt this  cheating game, ahaha

Neva cheated sweety but i damn gud in catching cheaters so i kinda know all the tricks they use, they say if u wana catch a thief think like 1.

Tracey121:
Dont even start associating me with that b1tch hey, whatever she does is Despicable and another thing I dont cheat, never cheated, never have a serious r/s but flings with no wings and no no no, Not one nights stand, my Pupu is too way precious to be tasted by any opposite sex I come across with, LOL

I dont think the "b1tch" is addressed to me so I will excuse u,

Tracey121:
So since ur one woman who have tried everything in this world I assume u have tried that too and u got busted, tragedy

i havent tried them dear but my ex taught me a thing or 2 about cheating since i used 2 catch him everytime & that in the list is not it, feel me?

yjay:
I really dont get that cos either ways he has ur number & not ruling out the possibility that he cld call u at home

Dont even try the list sweety otherwise u will get busted 1st attempt, lol!

Tracey121:
Yah ur right sweetie we all need closure but sometimes its not worth it, worse when it involves such assholes, but the thought of calling him makes me shiver

I know what you mean, Reason why I dont load my fone anymore its because I dont wana call my ex and if I do load it(& since its 4 contract they load it 4 me) when I get the urge 2 call him, I call my gf's so that I will finish it. I worked well in 4months, Lol!!! Talk about pride, hey

@justwise
did u say 2 women? Lol!! some men lost count on counting how many they have,

@Tracey121
In this 40 yrs i'v known u, I can proudly say "Liar", Lol!!

izeek:
@sista in-law saga
[b]the problem with us guys is that from the onset of arelationship, we tend to treat our ladies like eggs.
not like amsaying its wrong, but this ladies get soo used to the idea of being handled as eggs, dey refuse to accept any other form of treatmen[/b]t.
ur sister must have been used to being handled like a queen, and now that he wants to handle her like the the ordinary lady she is,
she is feeling like he wants to maltreat her.

what i just feel is ladies should know that u dont get queely treatment at all times.
and hey when me dey watch footie, i dont like being disturbed.

and hey not every fight with the wife means paving way for another.

That's why I always tell the guy upfront that "Dont do what u won't be able to till the end of this r/s" coz if he stops then that's when trouble comes.

Now back to the topic,
Her own is beta, my ex & hiz friends used to watch soccer and even play it on that play station which is more the same as the real soccer in terms of duration, it takes 90min as the real soccer & even have extra time if no1 scores. I didnt like it but I ended up playing it with him. You know what they say "If you cant beat them, join them".

IFELEKE:
now let me divulge a little.
Armed robbers came to attack me at home during the champions league final between my Barcelona and Man Utd. I had my attention focused on the match(while on floor cooperating with them as they looted) through out the ordeal and i got injured when I vehemently resisted the disconnection of my decoder.
I didnt know where the courage came from but i successfully resisted it and saw the match to an end. . .a bitter-sweet experience it was.
Now Sam & izeek
What do you think i would have done if the distractions were to come from my girl?

I can just imagine what you would have done, Lol!

justwise:
lol thats y i never bothere to try cos i'm a bad liar,

That's good for you.
When I used to have a man i used to catch him by the time he start exchanging numbers wit some1 else b4 he even cheats. Lol!!!

Tracey121:
Oh My God, what does a person have to do to get rid of inarticulate dumb asses in this world

Excatly, if u need that list that means you shudn't be cheating in the 1st place,

justwise:
Now u see my point? Told u that ladies does it better

I think so 2, Coz men get caught everytime they try, Lol!

Jus kiss da poor gal & then u wil knw wt she wnts,
She tried evrytn possible 2 pass da msg & u still ask pple here!
BTW do u wnt her? I dnt wana ask u same question u'v bn askd "hw old r u?"

sexylogan:

@sexybabes,
keep us posted on new developments.

New development? I met up wit him, we kinda talked, hez da kinda guy wu dsnt like 2 tok abt past, wts done is done can we move on type of guy, so i also decided not 2 dwell in da past. He tried convincing me dt he luvs me & cnt live witout me bt da tym i was with him he got 2 calls which i thnk was frm a lady, i assume she wnted 2 meet wit him coz he was like "i cnt ryt nw" & i assume she asked why & he was like "bcz i cnt" & drop da fone, now i suspect its a new gf & i ddnt ask him. I think mayb they met in dis 4months we were apart, if why he wntd me bak while he knwz dt hez busy i dnt knw only him knwz. So i decided not 2 b wit him coz i cnt keep on lookin ova my shoulder evrytym. God knwz i luv dis guy bt i can do on my own, Im enjoyin bein single @ da moment not stressn abt bf wahala.
He stil cols now &  then but Im gona stick on my decision. I think i got closure & at least i know that he does miss me,  Lol!

@Tracey
T-gal, Im nt an expect in dis r/s issue myself bt I wil tel u dt dnt evn bothr 2 stress urself ova da guy dt deleted u on FB bcz of jus cigars.
Bt 4 me, I like 2 hv closure coz it helps u 2 move on. Mayb u cud jus meet up wit him & found out why, dt shud give u closure & makn sure dt he dsnt cum bak lyin aftr a while & say he ddnt dump u. Coz if he tels u straight up in ur face dt means he wont hv an excuse lata on.

MRbrownJAY:
3) you cannot say that. you again have to look at each individual.
- if a man asks his wife for something in the bedroom and she refuses stating that SHE doesnt like it then she is right, but she shouldnt blame her husband if he goes and look for it from someone else. who is the selfish/heartless one in this picture? the wife could be seen as the selfish one who only want to care for her needs and not those of her spouse.

I have come to realise that a man will cheat no matter how much sex you give to him, you can do everything for him but he will still cheat if he wants to. I hear your reasoning but there are men who just do it for the fun of it, they don't need a reason at all. All they need is an opportunity.

biola44:
it aint funny!

Sori oooooo

TheSeeker:
When you fill a form online what do they ask about your status? Single, married, divorced or widow? When someone talks to you, like an old friend, what do they ask about your status? They'd say "Are you married?" What will your most direct response be? "No, I'm not," or "Yes, I am,". In view of this, in my own eyes, I'm single because I'm yet to marry. When I have a girlfriend, I'm still single. OK, what do you say when a guy has two girlfriends? He's double?

If you have a galfrnd, that means you are not single you are in a r/s. I dont knw abt when you have 2, Lol!!!!