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not funny/

@poster so u are God now to decide people fate? nonsense.

SeXyBoNE:
This will never be our portion in Jesus Name, AMEN!

You just got married, and on your way to prepare for your honeymoon, armed robbers hijacked you and your wife, raped her right in your face. Right now she is pregnant.

If you are to be the Husband, What will you do

Or if you are the wife, what will you do as well?

Hell to 2 the No tell me dis is fake about the pregnancy,That's very hard to even comment on, I'd talk to her ask her what she wants, I'd consider an abortion or adoption so that she and you are not constantly reminded of the situation omg am so sorry am truly sorry.

kill pass

rokiatu:
oh wow you will soon get a wife.

abi na di*ck I go eat rite?

true love doesn't come fas, as a matter of fact, not everyone get true love.

My friend, falling in love with a married woman is not immoral. But going beyond that will lead you to immorality. Another thing is,that woman has her own responsibility to her husband and children (if she has). And you do not want to put yourself in trouble,would you?If you stay with her or leave her, what are the good points and bad points?Weigh the points and decide.

BAHAHAHAH!! dude- I have never heard someone say "how can I be a womanizer?"-

being a womanizer shouldnt be a goal in life. lol some people are dumb geezzzzzzzz

The whole bad boys/nice guys is a dumb dichotomy, as many bad boys are wannabee showoffs and most nice guys aren't really nice after all.
Some people like the thrill of a challenge and an ego boost so they settle for bad guys. Niceness is a decision; serial killers have been nice to someone at one point in their lives. People who try to be nice or act clingy in order to make someone love them most aren't nice, they're wimpy and/or manipulative. you wouldn't know till you start a relationship with them.

P.S am tired of this nice guys/bad boys threads.

rayzbay:
roshan,why is it because ave not visited nairaland in the past 2 weeks that u ave been neglected

neglected ma butt, the guy is always in my heart na

lance4luv:
PLEASE,I'M SORRY ABOUT MY PROFILE! Thats not the real me! And that definitly has nothin to do with my b.p! But all the same thanks very very much! You are all truly caring! God bless you all a million times with your hearts desires! SAY 'AMEN'! , check later

put the real u jore that pic is just

NambyPamby:
Damn! I thought I thought I was sick for bleeping a 62 year old woman.

AccoPen:
You definitely are. Yours is sickness. . . . . . Poster's is insanity.

spot on!

hug

after viewing ur profile, I can see Y ur blood level is up.

SRK, Kajol back in Vogue
Aneesha Baig, NDTV Correspondent
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 (Mumbai)





A couple that sets the screen on fire, a couple who can make make a million hearts beat faster, and a couple who's always in vogue, Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol.

The killer chemistry of the Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge couple is back and they embody the power of two. No other couple could have been more perfect for appearing on the second anniversary cover of Vogue magazine in India.

Shah Rukh said it is a 'relief' that he was finally picked to be on the cover of Vogue. He told NDTV, "I'm very excited I'm the Vogue cover. My wife was on the Vogue cover when it started off, and that's something everyone in the house teases me about that I have not made it to a cover that my wife did. So this is my claim to fame, and hopefully now I'll be looked up to in my house."

Despite the different camera, Kajol too had a good time, she said, "I expected it to be a lot tougher than it actually was, but everybody really rallied together and made us look fashionable, so we didn't have to try too hard."

It certainly is a casting coup- in more ways than one, because however hard it may be to believe this, neither of the two fit comfortably into their modeling shoes. They both insist that the differences between the still and moving camera are manifold and needless to say, in front of the movie camera, they are nothing short of perfect.

And a modest SRK said the reason he doesn't do too many cover shoots is simply because, "(he's) no good at it."

Both swear the differences between still and moving camera are manifold, so do they have a few fallback faces when faced with a lens they do not love?

Says SRK, "We are not the best people to be posing, we don't pout, we don't know how to smile, we don't know which side to look. We do silly things, we laugh, we joke, we kept looking in the wrong direction."

And what makes them the hottest couple? Well they are hardly in the mood to deliberate on that. Kajol said, "We have done so many films together that have done well, and they happen to be love stories, I think it is great. I don't understand it myseof so I can't explain it."

There are still many months left for the release of My Name is Khan, their comeback movie as a couple, and till then, this will have to do for the fans.

rayzbay:
good to be back on nairaland after some weeks without it

welcome dis thread missed u

rokiatu:
wow SRK and Akshay together, what a great setting

I know, I can't wait4 blue.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-329226.0.html

akym:
Instead she go attend class during lectures. . . . . . . to be continue.

I guess dis is enough hun

evil666:
have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.

Death! am freaking Death! which planet are u from man? nairaland all sort of people come here DAMN!

I only like number 9 on dat list

uhhh so sad I wish u all the best.

dave247:
MY GIRL AND I ARE NOT THAT CLOSE BECAUSE SHE THE HOMELY TYPE, WE DO OUR THING SECRECTLY SO THAT HER FAMILY MEMEBER WOULDN'T KNOW. THERE IS THIS HER COMPOUND GIRL THAT WE TWO ARE CLOSE AND I THINK SHE LIKE ME, SINCERELY SPEAKING, I KISS AND SUCK HER BREAST. MANY TIME I HAVE TOLD HER THAT WE CAN'T DATE AND I WANT US TO STOP THE ACT. I NEED ADIVE WEATHER TO TELL MY GIRL ABOUT IT OR NOT? PLEASE HELP ME DAVE. YOU CAN MAIL ME TOO DAVE_MAIL247@YAHOO.COM

bloody cheater leave the poor girl alone, u don't deserve her.

where is the link?