versatilelad:

Is this for real, woah. Sounds interesting. Lord may your will be done

This one you come happy pass.

I thought you said you're asking for a friend ?

BRATISLAVA:


I didn't know you're a resident of the graveyard. Thanks for the heads-up.

And even if you switch that round, and round, to every female you think I have, you will continue to amuse me from there.

Well, now you know.

slickbak:
The only difference is the monochrome and colour copies of the picture.

Increase the vawulence!

BRATISLAVA:


Yet you're attracted to her.

Yes, the same way I'm attracted to your grandmother

Who be this hoe-low-show?

Tinubufit:
Stealing people money still going public to announce it.

That is eh, I just tire o

Stallionhorse:
600k?? Oga no dey lie.. Nigerians always think mentioning huge amount of money there spend makes them look rich. Person go buy shoe 3500 him go say nah 12k must we inflate prices of things to look rich?? Oga I wish your wife full recovery but that 600k part nah lie..

Full body CT scan only is N200k

Let's not talk about internal injuries found.

That's why you haven't achieved anything since you became the governor.

If Benue indigenes wanted fasting and praying, they would have voted in a priest.

wordbank:
Still snapdragon and android nothing else

If its android OS, then no need.

We need a completely new OS.

We're tired of android, iOS, symbian, and windows mobile.

We need something completely different.

Something futuristic.

dodoatirice:
This morning, i shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got there I’ll never know

Check whether you still have a penis.

You might have mistakenly shot off your penis

Af0nja:


Lol, I think he is stoned

Correct guy

You gerrit

Stoners will not understand.

They no dey advertise garri for market.

E dey advertise itself.

Actually I became an atheist after all my prayers were repeatedly unanswered for years.

That was when I was praying to a white man called Jesus (a black man praying to a white man. What a joke.)

Then I came across our African traditional religion and saw that there is actually God.

Everyone should embrace African religion, odinana.

It's the religion of our forefathers that we should not abandon.

Theunbothered:
Putin boys how far?

Putin and his foolish followers can now shut up, idiots the lot of you.

Too early to rejoice.

OhMyG0d:
A lot of you folks doesn't understand what being blacklisted entails. All what you lots are fixated on is "who wan travel to Russia b4".
Did you lots understand what those people on both Russia's and Europe blacklists are in right now?
You think it's all about banning them from entering each other's countries.
Maybe you should asked Abrahimovic and other Russian billionaires, or ask Joe Biden son, Hunter Biden, what Russia's blacklist had done to him.
You lots need to learn and research more beyond this local politics and knowledge you all parade about bro.

Good one lad.

All those people commenting don't know what's going on in the world.

KevMitnick:
When you elect a relic as your president, he is bound to appoint other fossils to very important positions. As long as these relics and fossils continue to rule and preside over important issues in the country, we will continue to go backwards and retrogress geometrically.
Unfortunately, young people are in the forefront of supporting such appointments. Fooools.

Karemarealty288:


It's like you are Putin's quartermaster?

I hate both Ukraine and Russia.

I'm just studying the war.

Chinjo2:
All these months they kept quiet so that Russia can exhaust their ammo. Now they are ready to hit. WW3

Except that Russia knew their plans all along.

Why do you think the war was prolonged?

Russia used less ammo.

They even used outdated ammo because the US wanted to study their weapons.

But they have forgotten that Russia is many steps ahead.

Back in the days, I do airtight smoking.

Close all sorts and windows and smoke till infinity.

That way, you breathe out weed and breath in weed.

Seems uncomfortable at first, cos of the heat, but needs getting used to.

Case closed.

The eagle has landed.

By practicing what you preach.

Preaching is by actions, not words.

doggedfighter:
Why should she?



Since a woman brings nothing to the table, she shouldn't.




.

Wonderful, then they can both live under the bridge when the landlord chases them away.

akinremiayomide:
sometime ,you fool will come to this forum to type rubbish.
You Buffon should be thinking of elevating your wretched parent from poverty but NO,you are here on nairaland trying to divide yorubas along religion line .
It seems you pained about the unity among yorubas irrespective of religion

Make I tell you,my fiancé is a Muslim,my parents are pleased with it.
You heard religion riot in SW before??
My church here was built by an Alhaja along side with some landlords irrespective of their religion.everyone contributed without discrimination.
Can such happen is alaigbo or backward dungeon called edo you are from??

Someone of you are agent of destruction but you won’t succeed in SW by God grace

Your father would read this comment shake his head for your stupidity.well he might be shallow minded like you who knows

Who we go ask?

Story teller

Tecnophone:
na your type dey Park a car worth millions for rented apartment. Shame.

Everything na choice

BESTScientist1:
I almost called him out too, rather than have us speedily upgrade their vocabulary at a reasonable cost, they'd prefer to have themselves disgraced online.

R.I.P English

English will be missed.

English is survived by those who prefer to speak it instead of speaking their mother tongue.

kuntash:


Leave English and get the message ..


Our problems have never been English ... Wole & Chinua are Nigerians but with a president having certificate not recognized ...

The earlier we start addressing core issues the more likely we can move forward ..... Else na kokoko

R.I.P English

English will be missed.

English is survived by those who prefer to speak it instead of speaking their mother tongue.

aribisala0:
English Police

We are not English

R.I.P English

English will be missed.

English is survived by those who prefer to speak it instead of speaking their mother tongue.

drololaaof:

We are not brits ,english is a borrowed language ,you can see that the end of the writing was 'broken' english. He might make the mistake due to eagerness and not looking at bar for spelling mistake. It is the idea that we need here not Grammar or phonetics .

R.I.P English.

English will be missed.

Akuruoulo:
na ur papa be English ?

R.I.P English.

English will be missed.

Lovelife433:
waka

R.I.P English.

English will be missed.

Lovelife433:
shaggy u are bastard, what concern is dis guy typo with you? Animal.

R.I.P English.

English will be missed.