It's 2022.

Mind your business.

Una dey craze.

You guys killed an Igbo woman with her kids in Abuja.

Now we have retaliated.

Thunder fire Una.

Sweetplum:
The blood moon I no see am

I actually saw it

If you like, lick all the dry sh1t from Fulani nyansh, you will never be president.

paulolee:
omor..these people no get joy atall, them jus arrange meeting sharply and both parties agreed as if marriage[b] don turn business deal[/b]..
wish the new couples happy married life..

You know whether na business deal?

You don't know that motive behind the marriage in the first place.

Ghester:
You are a disgusting human

How is he disgusting?

Non STDs, no money for hair, peace of mind, sex anytime you want.

I should also get a sex doll.

My wife will probably kill me.

Hahaha

Do they have any idea who they are talking to?

You're telling a NEPA certificate holder to fix school disruptions

Tenshades:


Bison User here...

The phone mad...I put it inside water d second day i bought it from Jumia and took pictures with underwater camera.

Still rocking it since March 2021

Nice one bro.

That's why I said the phone is hyper rugged

Ruggedity is its identity.

richmind2019:
Just tell us you support umahi instead of using the name of God to deceive Igbo youths.

He's only using the name of God to deceive himself bro, not us.

This man is a joker

Her body count just increased overnight.

The rate of paedophilic activities in Nigeria should be a thing of concern.

It's getting too much.

The guy could have been smashing both the wife and the girlfriend in the same house.

Stress free.

But he let emotions spoil it for him.

How long do you have as a governor?

pennywys:

Oyibo Sabi play nonsense play
Imagine having a savage play with a while beast.
That served him real good

Does that look like oyibo to you?

Next time when he sees a lion (caged or not), his brain wil reset.

Uniquetani1:
Most boys on this forum are misogynist and also ill-mannered. Many of them castigating ladies here are woman wrapper in reality but forming redpillers online.

Likewise most girls here.

Every girl forming feminist online but the rate of oloshoism is increasing daily.

Nikrose:
Sex is overrated you say? but your fellow men can do anything just to have sex

From raping babies to goats

Yes sex is very overrated.

The baby and goat rapist don't know it yet.

HITsquad:
you are ugly as a motherfucker bro! you look like you jumped out of an old naira note!

but the good news is... man no dey wor wor!

Haba na!

Umidigi Bison.

A hyper rugged phone.

Waterproof, drop proof.

Uniquetani1:
.

I swear

WTF did I just see ? ? ? ? ? ?

BlackHawk202:
Your English sucks

R.I.P English.

It will be missed.

sukkot:
its my way of paying tithes. i dont give tithes to rich pastors but yet i see the need to help those who are struggling sometimes. this is how i help people who are struggling. i pay them what they want without asking for discount but first i would access the situation
1- you are hardworking and trying your best
2-of course you will be offering me something in return which i would then overpay for..

Then why post it on nairaland?

pyyxxaro:
OP you de craze

Apparently he doesn't know what skin cut is.

Or he's just dey craze

Nikrose:
Worry about the brokeness in your lineage first, and how I can help you out of it

I don't argue with brokeness to avoid the wind blowing towards me.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


I don't just Know why I don't like showing off and I hate attention too

Because you're broke and looking for attention at all cost.

I've told you to hire a PR team to work for you.

You don't know how to advertise yourself.

The 2nd person on the right is very surprised at the guns layed in front of him.

See how he's looking at the guns.

He can't believe it.

Now you see why police will keep dying in Imo state?

You keep arresting the wrong people while the right people are free.

HITsquad:
potential sugar mummy!!!

Sugar mommy is supposed to be a rich older woman

Emphasis on RICH

The OP has a broke older woman : broke personality.

Csami:
1billion dollars!? Op, you don smoke that thing again

Lol

The $1b is not for her only.

It's for all 49,900 contestants.

That's roughly $20k per contestant, if shared equally.

But it will not t be shared equally because there's a winner, a runner-up and a second runner up

So, her share might be roughly $100k.

OP just made the headline sensational

What's speechless about this?

Mayng01:
And finally, the village people don catch the proprietor

And the boy na collateral damage