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CelebritiesRe: Imam Abdulrahman Ahmad Reacts As Etinosa Threatens To Mess The Quran Up by shaklisco(m): 5:55pm On Dec 03, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

"If the law enforcement agencies don’t act on unwarranted provocation; then they should also not act when the repercussions start to come"

Moda fuckkker don't even think of it

I love this girl
Etionsa my kind of woman
Nobody can touch you

A woman who doesn't give a fuckkkkk about what people say


A woman who is not an hypocrite

A woman who is intelligent and smoke weed
may almighty God give you such a woman as daughter �
SportsRe: Jose Mourinho Becomes Second Highest-Paid Manager In The World by shaklisco(m): 7:21am On Nov 21, 2019
Baztardmods:
He will still fail at Spurs just as he did in Man U and Chelsea
Mourinho never fail at Chelsea check the record sir.
Car TalkRe: God by shaklisco(m): 2:13am On Nov 15, 2019
charcoal:
Who knows where they sell this mini bus (korope) in Lagos . Been wanting to buy around next year.
bucknor side at oshodi/isolo local government Lagos.
Car TalkPlease Help I Need A Car For Uber/taxtify by shaklisco(op): 1:52am On Nov 15, 2019
Good morning everyone,I need a car for rental or Higher purchase and I promise to be a good guy at the end, anybody who have the power to help should help a brother please 08054597967.
Car TalkRe: Uber/taxify/oga Taxi Driver Needed by shaklisco(m): 1:39am On Nov 15, 2019
please am interested and I promise to be good guy 08054597967.
Car TalkRe: Uber/taxify/oga Taxi Driver Needed by shaklisco(m): 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2019
otopxy:
Are you a competent driver, who have years of experiences in driving in Lagos with automobile companies like Uber, Taxify or Oga Taxi and is looking for a car to drive on one of such platforms? kindly email or quote me.
my name is olamide,I will be very glad if I can do business with you,08054597967.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shaklisco(m): 1:17pm On Nov 01, 2019
dru23:
Am going to address this for the last time.. Am a business man first. Before I give any car out ,I have to interview you and feel comfortable with you .... In the past I dealt with crazy drivers, I had to lock some up ,some even owe me money till now, a lot of them took my kindness for weakness.. Let me give u an example, I spoke to a uber driver on this forum, he said he needs a car .. I called him spoke to him got his whatapps etc .. I now send him the picture of the cars via whatapps.. The guy never reply me till now to say yes or No. And am aware that he read my message.. I didnt get any feedback from this person at all ..meaning he didn't send me ..which is ok ,a lot of people don't know how to build good network .. Some feel that I own them something, I don't owe nobody poo but respect, you respect me I respect you...
And from my experience, I believe that Nigerians are their own worse enemy..... This is a tough business that we are in ,you just have to shine your eyes.. I choose my drivers carefully, I dont have to do oga on top etc .. When u see me trust me you getting the real deal ....
sir,don't let ungrateful people stop you from helping those that really need help,sir I need a job and I can drive very well,I will really appreciate car rental or HP for Uber,God bless you more. Here is my WhatsApp number 08054597967.
AutosRe: Are Kia Forte And Hyundai Elantra Good For Uber Business? by shaklisco(m): 9:39am On Oct 27, 2019
mcforbes:
I have a 2009 Hyundai Elantra and 2010 Kia Forte. I want to start Uber business by engaging drivers to drive for me on hire purchase. I hear that Toyota Corolla is the best for that business but I don't have the money to buy a new car. Are my two cars, especially the Hyundai Elantra good for the business?
pls sir help me I am interested,you call me on this number 08054597967 thanks.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Gets New Sparring Partner Ahead Of Rematch With Andy Ruiz Jnr by shaklisco(m): 8:00am On Oct 25, 2019
meobizy:
This guy should do quick and take his second loss let Nigerians abandon him as usual.
the likes of you scared away temmy Abraham,mumu.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Gets New Sparring Partner Ahead Of Rematch With Andy Ruiz Jnr by shaklisco(m): 7:58am On Oct 25, 2019
meobizy:
This guy should do quick and take his second loss let Nigerians abandon him as usual.
never it will never happen.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels: What I Love About Ned Nwoko And My Life As A Billionaire's Wife by shaklisco(m): 3:07pm On Oct 22, 2019
chinwezdasilva:
You no get joy, but come to think of it na marriage abi na ur heart, how you take know say she dey lie... Hate everywhere I'm just minding my business
how u take mind ur business when u quote him?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Pastor David Wilson Deserves Headies Award by shaklisco(m): 8:59am On Oct 20, 2019
is it only me that never watch the video,anybody with a link to have a clue?
TravelRe: You Can't Use Riders Permit As Your Drivers License - FRSC by shaklisco(m): 7:57pm On Oct 17, 2019
noted.
CareerRe: Please I Need Advise On This Important Issue. by shaklisco(op): 7:45pm On Oct 07, 2019
Kooldon:
Stick to the company and build up ur sells. At the company, you are not the one bearing the risk when compared to a Car at hire purchase.
Uber is sweeter if and only if it is ur personal car.
thank u so much
CareerRe: Please I Need Advise On This Important Issue. by shaklisco(op): 4:08pm On Oct 07, 2019
paiz:
relax men are coming
I hope so
CareerPlease I Need Advise On This Important Issue. by shaklisco(op): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2019
please pardon me on my typo error, So i join this multinational company producing consumable goods as a tricycle sales executive (TSE)and my salary is 29,500 while my 100% incentive is 34,500 making my total take home as 64,000 that is if I was able to meet up with my 100% incentive, but unfortunately for the past last three months I join the company I was able to meet up with only 50 to 60% due to the product is being new in the market,that make my total take home reduce to less than 45k, fueling of the tricycle is being taking care of differently. my issue is this, I have an offer of getting a car at higher purchase for Uber business,now am confuse my be I should continue building my career with with company or I should switch to Uber, but my problem is I don't know how lucrative Uber is, I stay in Lagos. I will appreciate any advice from my fellow nairalander,and mod please help me move it to front page God bless you all as u help me.
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Fights 8 Security Guards At WWE Smackdown To Confront Wrestler(Photos by shaklisco(m): 4:25pm On Oct 05, 2019
Adelivinggreat:
I got a marketing job with custodian insurance. Please is there someone who has had experience on marketing for insurance. Should I take the job or not
get ready for serious waka
NYSCRe: Lady Denied Her NYSC Certificate For Schooling In Benin Republic by shaklisco(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03, 2019
PopeFlatino:
Please who can lend me 2k to payback 6k next week cry....I don't think I can survive til Thursday next week I swear

Please please my brothers cry
visit branch loan
CareerRe: Please Help,don't Know May Be To Continue My Sales Job Or To Switch To Uber by shaklisco(op): 1:27pm On Oct 02, 2019
Ladylite:
Uber, bolt etc are more lucrative than tricycle. If you own a good car you could make above 100k monthly after maintenance o
thanks am greatful
CareerPlease Help,don't Know May Be To Continue My Sales Job Or To Switch To Uber by shaklisco(op): 10:12am On Oct 02, 2019
please pardon me on my typo error, So i join this multinational company producing consumables goods as a tricycle sales executive (TSE)and my salary is 29,500 while my 100% incentive is 34,500 making my total take home as 64,000 that is if I was able to meet up with my 100% incentive, but unfortunately for the past last three months I join the company I was able to meet up with only 50 to 60% due to the product is being new in the market,that make my total take home reduce to less than 45k, fueling of the tricycle is being taking care of differently. my issue is this, I have an offer of getting a car at higher purchase for Uber business,now am confuse my be I should continue building my career with with company or I should switch to Uber, but my problem is I don't know how lucrative Uber is, I stay in Lagos. I will appreciate any advice from my fellow nairalander,and mod please help me move it to front page God bless you all as u help me.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham Shares Family Photo To Celebrate Nigeria @ 59 by shaklisco(m): 7:07pm On Oct 01, 2019
BAAKUS1447:
[color=#000000]Beautiful family!!
They should take care of that young lady. She looks odd

Happy New Month Nairalanders[/color]
not house help but husband first daughter
CelebritiesRe: Actor Yemi Solade And Wife Celebrates Wedding Anniversary,shares Romantic Photos by shaklisco(m): 8:41am On Sep 21, 2019
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
I WILL NOT PLAY BET9JA VIRTUAL AGAIN
amen may God help you�
TravelRe: American Visa Application Fee Increased For Nigerians by shaklisco(m): 9:56pm On Aug 27, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Stay in ya shithole country

they don't want no scammers and fraudsters
ntoooooor

they should even increase it more so that only affluent people would be able to travel abroad and not all these hungry, struggling wannabe fraudsters with ulterior motives cheesy cheesy cheesy
mumu
FamilyRe: Tanzanian Authorities To Publish Names Of Married Men To Protect Single Women by shaklisco(m): 9:22am On Aug 15, 2019
rexdont:
Drivers Urgently needed.
Oregun and Maryland (Lagos).
Very attractive pay.
hw much is the pay?
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Davido With Tacko Fall, NBA Tallest Player by shaklisco(m): 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2019
Sellfish:
It is well smiley

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
60k?
TravelRe: Lagos Begins Night Road Construction Across The State, See Their Timetable by shaklisco(m): 10:22am On Jul 18, 2019
stzy:
Please whomever gave those contractors working on Cele - Oshodi express way contract... God shall do to you what they are doing to mankind.

I hae never seen clueless contractors like that... Since they started work.. we are still yet to understand what is it they are doing... are they laying pipings for telecommunications companies or pipes for oil and gas companies or are they improving the height of the road divider or doing the road contruction?

the worst part is their road diversion strategy... How do you divert traffic to a smaller lane which is yet to be fixed(e.g balet bus stop, ilasa bus stop and now mandilas bus stop.

Please Baba Sanwo Olu… remember to look holistically at Isolo LCDA... all our roads are in an amazingly bad state.

thank you
God bless you for what you just said,they are making life unbearable for the commuter.
IslamRe: 'Abdullah Ibn Salam: From Judaism To Islam by shaklisco(m): 10:11am On Jun 28, 2019
AbuTwins:
Al-Hussein Ibn Salaam was one of the scholars of the Jews who lived in Yathrib, now known as Madeenah. All the people of the town had the greatest respect for him. Everyone, no matter what his religion was, treated him with reverence. He had a high reputation for piety, righteousness, and straightforwardness.
Al-Hussein lived a tranquil and peaceful, yet serious and purposeful life. He divided his time evenly between four separate activities: worshiping and preaching at the synagogue, working in his palm grove, irrigating and cultivating his trees, and studying the Torah. Whenever Al-Hussein read the Torah he would spend long periods of time reflecting on the passages that prophesied about the appearance of the Seal of the Prophets, a Prophet who would arise out of Makkah to complete the message of all of the Prophets who came prior to him.
Al-Hussein would search for details concerning the awaited Prophet, such as details about what he would look like, how he could be known, and other many signs. He would tremble with joy when reading that the Prophet would leave the town in which he received his call and migrate to Yathrib where he would make his new home. Every time Al-Hussein read this or thought about it, he would pray that Allah would let him live long enough to have the pleasure of meeting the Prophet, and be one of the first to declare his belief in him.

It was the way of Allah Almighty to answer the prayer of Al-Hussein and allow him to live to a very advanced age, even beyond lifetime of the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ). He had the good fortune to meet him and spend time learning from him, and he believed in the revelation that had been sent to the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ). Let us listen to A-Hussein as he tells his own story of how he became a Muslim, for his words are the most accurate reflection of what he was feeling.
He narrated from his memory as follows: "When I first heard stories of the appearance of a Prophet, I sought out further information about his name, his genealogy, characteristics, and where and how he had started calling others to Islam. I compared what I heard about him with what was written in our scriptures, and came to a conclusion that he was truly a Prophet. I kept this information to myself and did not share it with the other rabbis or scholars.

The day came when the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) left Makkah and headed for Madeenah. When he reached the town and ended his journey at Qubaa, a man came through the town announcing his arrival. I was at the top of a palm tree at that moment caring for it, and my aunt Khaalidah Bint Al-Haarith was seated beneath the tree. When I heard the news, I cried out: "Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!" When my aunt heard this, she said, "What a disappointment you are! By Allah if it had been the Prophet Moses himself coming to us, you could not have been more excited." "Listen Auntie, I swear by Allah, he is the brother of Moses, for he brings the same religion and teaches the same beliefs." I answered. She fell silent for a moment, "Is he the one of whom you used to tell us who would be sent to fulfill what was taught before him as a completion for the messages of his Lord?" she asked. "Yes," I said. "So be it," she agreed.
I immediately went and sought out the Messenger of Allah sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) and found people crowding with each other to get to his door. I squeezed myself between them till I came close to him. The first thing that I could hear him saying was: "O people! Greet each other with peace and feed the hungry, perform the Prayer at night when others are sleeping and you will be sure to enter paradise."

I scrutinized him until I was satisfied, and knew that his was not the face of an untruthful man. I drew closer to him and pronounced the declaration of faith that there is no god but Allah, and that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. Muhammad then turned to me and asked, "What is your name?" I said quickly, "Al-Hussein ibn Salaam." He looked at me and replied, "No, your name will be Abdullaah ibn Salaam." "Yes, Abdullaah Ibn Salaam," I responded. "I swear by the one who sent you with the truth, I do not wish to use any other name from this day forward."

Then I left the Messenger of Allah and went home. I called my wife, children and relatives to believe in Islam, and they all became Muslims, even my aunt, who was quite elderly, accepted Islam. Then, I asked them to keep our conversation secret from the other Jewish people until I told them the time was right. They consented.
Then I returned to the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) and said to him, "Messenger of Allah, many of my people prefer lies to the truth. However, I want you to summon their leaders, and to conceal me from them in one of your rooms. Ask their opinion about my character without informing them that I have become Muslim. Then invite them to accept Islam. If they were to know that I have become a Muslim, they would criticize me, accuse me of having every defect, and slander me."
So the Messenger of Allah sallallaahu`alayhi wa sallam (may Allah exalt his mention) put me into one of his rooms, summoned them and invited them to join Islam. He made faith appealing to them and reminded them that their scriptures contained prophecies of his coming. They began using specious arguments to make truth seem false, and continued to do so until he despaired of their accepting the faith. At that point he asked them, "What is your evaluation of Al-Hussein Ibn Salaam?" They answered, "A chief of ours, and the son of chief of ours. He is an eminent scholar."

The Prophet sallallaahu`alayhi wa sallam (may Allah exalt his mention) questioned them further; "Do you think if he accepted Islam that you would also accept Islam? Astound at the thought, they replied, "Allah forbids! He would never do that!" May Allah protect him from that!" So I came out and addressed them, "My people! Fear Allah, and accept what Muhammad has brought to you. I swear by Allah that you know that he is the Messenger of Allah, and that you can find his name and description in the copies of the Torah in your possession. I bear witness that he is the Messenger of Allah. I believe in him and in what he says and I recognize him for what he is." They responded by addressing the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) harshly, "You liar! He (Al-Hussein) is a low person, born to a low family. He is one of our ignorant people, and born of an ignorant family!!" and they went on defaming me until I said to the Messenger of Allah, "I told you so; most of them are unfaithful. They are treacherous and shameful, do you not see?"

Abdullaah Ibn Salaam turned to his new faith with the eagerness of a thirsty man going to a cool spring of water. He loved the Quran so deeply that he was constantly reciting verses from it. He became so fond of the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) that became closer to him than his shadow. He devoted himself to working to attain Paradise, until the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) himself gave him the good tidings that he would achieve it. The news spread among the Companions, may Allah be pleased with them, until it was known amongst all of them. The story of how the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) gave Abdullaah this piece of news is a story recorded by Qays ibn Ubaadah:

One day Qays was sitting in a study group in the Mosque of the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) in Madeenah. In the group was an old man to whom everyone felt close and comfortable. He gave a beautiful talk to the group. When he had finished and left everyone said, "if anyone wishes to look at one of the inhabitants of Paradise, let him look at that man." Qays asked, "Who is he?" They told him, "Abdullaah ibn Salaam." So Qays swore to himself that he would follow him, and he did. He followed him all the way on the outskirts of Madeenah. Then Qays went up to Abdullaah Ibn Salaam's house and requested permission to enter. He was invited inside and Abdullaah Ibn Salaam asked him, "What do you want, son?" "When you left the Mosque I heard people saying about you, 'If anyone wishes to look at one of the inhabitants of Paradise let him look at that man.' So I followed you so that I would find out how the people knew that you are going to Paradise." said Qays.
"Only Allah knows who is going to Paradise, my son," said Abdullaah Ibn Salaam. "I know," said Qays, "but there must be a reason for them to say that." Abdullaah Ibn Salaam turned to him and said, "I will tell you the story." "Please do," said Qays, 'and may Allah Almighty grant you great reward."

Abdullaah Ibn Salaam began narrating his story: One night I had a dream about a man who came to me and told me to get up. When I got up he led me by the hand. There was a path on the left and I wanted to take it, but the man said to me, "Take this path." So I followed that path, which took me to a grassy, spacious garden. It was cool, refreshing and full of vegetation. In the middle was an iron pole reaching up to the sky and at the top of it was a loop of gold. The man told me, "Climb on it." But I protested, 'I cannot!' Then out of nowhere, a slave appeared! He lifted me up and I began climbing until I reached the top of the pole. I grabbed the hoop with both hands and remained hanging on it until I awakened from the dream. As soon as it was morning, I went to the Messenger of Allah sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) and told him about my dream. He sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) said, "The path which you saw on your left side was that of the companions of the left, and they will be the inhabitants of the Fire. The path that you saw on your right side was the path of the companions of the right and they will be the inhabitants of Paradise. The garden that captivated you with its freshness and greenness was the religion of Islam. The pole that you saw in the middle of the garden was the Prayer, and the ring at the top of it was steadfast faith. You will be one of the people who will hold fast to it the rest of their lives."
And so Abdullaah Ibn Salaam did just that; he found what he had been eagerly searching for and held on to it unwaveringly for the remainder of his life.

May the Peace and Blessings of Almighty Allah be on the Messengers of Allah, his companions and on all those who follow the path of Hanif (Islamic monotheism) till the day of Resurrection.

Credits:Islamweb.net
so interesting thanks op
PoliticsRe: Why Northerners Are Mostly In Better Body Shapes Than Southerners? by shaklisco(m): 7:07pm On Jun 24, 2019
Workingdays:
because of their evil religion and their evil believed (islam). That religion and it believed is eating them up spiritually.
lol,u can't give more than u hv I mean ur brain.
BusinessRe: Breaking: Femi Otedola Leaves Forte Oil As Chairman by shaklisco(m): 5:39pm On Jun 19, 2019
Ijaycool:
Kiaaa

Yorubas and Hausas will make up the list of 20 richest people in Nigeria, no Igbo will smell it.

Guess why?

...

The gap between the rich and poor in Igboland is almost nonexistent. In some other tribes there are very few super rich peeps, then the rest are poor.

Meanwhile amongst the Igbos, everyone is averagely rich, they all strive for the top, no one wants to depend on the other.

Hence the Igbos might collectively be the richest tribe, but individually, they won't smell top 20.

Man City scored the highest number of goals in the premier League, but top 3 highest goal scorers, no single Man City player.

To me that's how a reasonable economy work. Instead of one Alhaji owing a massive estate with 700 buildings, in Ontisha you will see 700 4-storey buildings own by 700 different people.

The goal should be lifting of your brother, not enslaving them.
ur opinion thou,u reason like a fish
SportsRe: Real Madrid Signs Takefusa Kubo For Castilla As 6th Summer Move by shaklisco(m): 2:43pm On Jun 14, 2019
tritt:
We know only one Messi the others are Aba made.
my brother all made na made,aba made na made
HealthRe: My Fiancée Has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS), She Is Always In Pains by shaklisco(m): 11:47am On May 19, 2019
believe in God and everything will be possible,if u don't mind I can help you pray inside honey or water for her to drink insha Allah she will be cure.
HealthRe: My Fiancée Has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS), She Is Always In Pains by shaklisco(m): 11:46am On May 19, 2019
doctor306:
ALS reminds me of EMPIRE wink

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