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Celebrities / Re: See Davido In New York For NBA Match As He Supports New York Knicks by sharpwriter(m): 5:33am On Apr 14
Make guy man no enter helicopter for there o shocked
Travel / Re: The Boat Driver Don Break The Remaining Table Leg Of What Actually Happened. by sharpwriter(m): 2:25pm On Apr 13
Ha! This is serious o shocked
Romance / Re: This Is The Real Reason Why Kakas Wife Divorce Him In 2015 by sharpwriter(m): 11:36am On Apr 13
pixey:
Kaka is one of the few men any woman will die for.He is a sigma male and not a SIMP. Simps are just undisciplined men that lacked focus.That lady is just a kid in the form of a woman with very low IQ and does not understand the kind of man she has.
Those days when I learned Kaka's wife na singer, I felt that settings wasn't right. With his kind of person (pastor like), he just suppose marry one simple civil servant, teacher, lecturer, medical doctor etc. I think Kaka also wanted to go the celebrity way marrying actresses, singers, models, but of course it seldoms end well.

Dude should have just enjoyed his peaceful life with a woman with his kind of character. A good girl from his church would have been better.

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Health / Re: Emmanuel Chidiebere Onyeomereneche Dies In Damgrete Hotel Umuahia Swimming Pool by sharpwriter(m): 10:10am On Apr 12
Julibet:


Before you open your mouth and defend a dysfunctional system, show me a state with rapid response team for emergencies. I'm sure you know 911 bah ? Go and ask the average Nigerian their emergency line.

I no even get mouth to argue with you lots. Keep defending nonsense.
Nobody is defending a dysfunctional system, I'm only telling you the reality. When you also get into that functional system, you may realize one day that not every day is functional. Life ain't no paradise, even the beauties, especially the artificial ones are illusions.

Stay safe and take precautions, coz nobody really cares!
Health / Re: Emmanuel Chidiebere Onyeomereneche Dies In Damgrete Hotel Umuahia Swimming Pool by sharpwriter(m): 9:49am On Apr 12
Julibet:
What's all these? Couldn't the hotel cordone off the premises and at least drain the pool till it's fixed?

What kind of country is this for crying out loud? Citizens don't even have rapid response to emergencies.

And no arrest would be made, no fines imposed, nothing nothing...

The average Nigerian life is truly worth nothing to the government.
Abeg, make we stop dey open mouth waah! So because Nigeria na third world country, e mean say all these no dey happen for Yankee abi? See the links below and also Google it yourself. Check the number of those who drowns every year in the United States and United Kingdom etc.

These casualties will always happen, na we go pray and also take precautions not to be a victim.

The redeemed pastor and his two children that drowned in a swimming pool in Spain, shey na naija e happen too bá?

Go and listen to TC Okafor's experience yesterday when Junior Pope died, he said there is marine police in the community and they blamed the actors for what happened because their police station has life jackets available for rent together with security available but the "nothing dey happen attitude" coupled with stinginess of the actors and producers won't let them do the right thing.

Nigeria may be bad, it doesn't mean some necessities aren't put in place. You have to be in a place and understand the situation before you judge.

Please open your eyes, casualties are one of the realities of life. Shey all those wey dey die for US etc. shey e mean say life dey cheap for the place too? Guy, sh!t happens.

It's understandable that many of us are angry with the country but until we travel and see life elsewhere, we will understand that earth ain't no paradise.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.stopdrowningnow.org/drowning-statistics/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj89oCYoryFAxURzAIHHbUnA4cQFnoECAMQBg&usg=AOvVaw1-QiMObZu327NGYTqZ8LYN


https://www.nairaland.com/8031441/gabriel-diya-son-daughter-drown

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Romance / Re: I Met This Lagos Yoruba Jewish Boy In Canada by sharpwriter(m): 7:01pm On Apr 11
Ilamina:
He always wear that jewish cap on his head like white people

I am proudly Christian not jewish

Living in lagos is not perfect, you go there and become jewish. .you wld think everyone there are perfect Christian

When I move too lagos I will make sure I will maintain my Anglican/protestant roots
I don't know who is more of a clout chaser than you or mamagee; both of you are clowns.

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Crime / Re: New Photo Of Bobrisky Leaves Tongues Wagging (photo) by sharpwriter(m): 6:17pm On Apr 11
Mrsoft3:
Nigeria police mad o, so them turn this woman to man back again
Lol.... Naija police na confirm correctional center.

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Crime / Re: New Photo Of Bobrisky Leaves Tongues Wagging (photo) by sharpwriter(m): 6:16pm On Apr 11
Eweeeeh! Shey na the person wey say make dem dey call am baby girl be dix

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Celebrities / Re: Is Actor Junior Pope Really Dead? by sharpwriter(m): 7:13pm On Apr 10
EreluRoz:
So 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I actually watched his video this morning lamenting on the risk they take in doing movies
I just watched the video ... only if he knew that trip would be his last... the way he was cautioning the boat driver could be termed some form of uneasiness or premonition in his spirit albeit looks weak, but alas! the worst happened. No one knows whether it was when they were going or returning. cry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by sharpwriter(m): 9:33am On Apr 10
sukkot:
of course Jesus is black. But God is energy
Baba how far? Long time..... Where av you been?
Celebrities / Re: May Edochie Allegedly Acquires Multimillion Mansion At Banana Island by sharpwriter(m): 6:10am On Apr 10
Beverlyjean:
Reality is not Nollywood....stop dreaming ...a detached house at banana goes for about 1billion , minimum..... where she see 1b .... stop deceiving urselves abeg
Hi Beverly.... I got some questions to ask you to gain more wisdom and experience, can I mention you a dead thread?
Romance / Re: Which Of Them Is Ur Spec by sharpwriter(m): 5:25am On Apr 10
betonnaira:
Don't be shy
Both of them, I no send.... I eat all snakes grin

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by sharpwriter(m): 8:31pm On Apr 08
phabulous88:


My last IELTS was 83k in October 2022. Now it’s 266k

Omo!

The value of CAD is still the CAD; na naira dey loose value.

All the best guys.
Yeeepa shocked

Thank you bro. I appreciate
Politics / Re: How Many Units Of Electricity Can 5,000 Naira Buy In Your Area by sharpwriter(m): 7:37pm On Apr 08
stevebond007:


Same here, which Band u dy
Wetin dem dey call band Biko explain, and how do I know it?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by sharpwriter(m): 6:13pm On Apr 08
Please what is the price of IELTS and WES currently?
I'm asking for the express entry program..
Travel / Re: What's The Best Offline Skill To Get Before Traveling To Canada? Any Idea by sharpwriter(m): 6:12pm On Apr 08
ednut1:
this one don smoke igbo
Bro. Please what is the price of IELTS and WES currently?
Celebrities / Re: Don Lemon Weds Tim Malone (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 4:49pm On Apr 08
Cantonese:
As you wake up for bed in the morning, you see fellow man with beards besides you wey greet you say “hello sweet heart, how are you”? Or “did you enjoy our special moment last night”? So tay the fellow man give you kiss for lips? How person go feel? No be to take solid blow level then person mouth?
Hahahahaha cheesy cheesy i am seriously laughing here

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Travel / Re: Man Deported After Confessing His Immigration Status To UK Catholic Priest by sharpwriter(m): 2:01pm On Apr 08
Lol... Some people still mumu cheesy anyways that's if the story is true.

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Politics / Re: How Many Units Of Electricity Can 5,000 Naira Buy In Your Area by sharpwriter(m): 12:54pm On Apr 08
ify2016:
How many units is #5000 for ikeja electricity because am currently on band B and was given 85 units.

A friend of mine on band A said he was given 30 units for 5,000.

How much do they charge in your Area per unit and which band?
69 units, initially before this tariff hike, it was 81 angry angry
BEDC Ekiti

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Romance / Re: Omo i wan deactivate...... by sharpwriter(m): 5:45am On Apr 07
Wrakeim:

yea
I see... Please how much is IELTS and WES presently?
Romance / Re: Omo i wan deactivate...... by sharpwriter(m): 5:38am On Apr 07
Ishilove:

What really is your problem?? You are spamming my mentions with your insanity.
My sweetie, pretty yellow pawpaw with yam legs kiss kiss kiss wink

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Romance / Re: Omo i wan deactivate...... by sharpwriter(m): 6:16pm On Apr 06
Wrakeim:

i no gree spend am bosz
Lol ... you still be student ba?
Romance / Re: Omo i wan deactivate...... by sharpwriter(m): 3:19pm On Apr 06
Wrakeim:

brothel here costs like $100
no be me abeg
Short time or overnight? Is hundred dollars now too much to spend on your konji in Canada once in a while?

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Family / Re: The Bigger The Penis The Weaker The Erection. Does This Ring True ? by sharpwriter(m): 9:07pm On Apr 05
KillIgbohoN0W:
Mix coco samba with jekonmo then come back & type this rubbish again.

All these small prick boys seeking validation sef.
4 bottle cork of jekonmo is enough to set my heart racing with chest pain, make person now go add coco samba with am... No be death be that
No go kill person pikin with this bad advice o
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Discovers A New River In Ireland Just Ike Mungo Park by sharpwriter(m): 8:17pm On Apr 04
Eagba:
you be ode.
You be oponu grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Discovers A New River In Ireland Just Ike Mungo Park by sharpwriter(m): 3:14pm On Apr 04
No be only OKWUTE, na OKETE grin cheesy cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Haiti gangs: More than 50,000 flee capital after surge in violence by sharpwriter(m): 11:41am On Apr 04
franchasofficia:
Black man; everywhere he dominates is always riddled with chaos, violence, bloodshed, discrimination, cheating, corruption, wickedness, barbarism, backwardness and stupidity cry


Funny enough, Haiti is made up of mostly runaway black slaves from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria, they make up the majority of Haitian population lipsrsealed
Broz, I rate you more than this, stop disappointing us ... I may not have been in direct and more cordial friendship with you on this forum, but let me tell you, there are lots of shrewd and silent readers on this platform who are familiar with various moniker.

To challenge what you have said, shey Russia/Ukraine war, na black man? Shey this Israel wey dey rage like stormy seas, killing in Gaza, Syria etc, na black men too bá? undecided

All those killings, bodies in body bags littering fields in Mexico and other central and southern American countries, na black man

The Rohingya and Myanmar crisis that have refused to end, na black man cause am?

Please dey know wetin you dey yarn.
Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by sharpwriter(m): 5:37pm On Apr 03
Jewessgratitud3:


Hmm.. I can't even remember besides I don't keep record of wrongs. By the way I'm used to it and have learnt to overlook and not let it get to me.

Sorry I don't take PM's smiley.
Thank you.
You better take PMs, you don't know whether your heartrob is in the path! angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Vows Massive Deportation Operation In Presidential Bid by sharpwriter(m): 3:42pm On Apr 03
Lol
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by sharpwriter(m): 11:41am On Apr 01
Treadway:
dude

We know Aussie is better, there is no need to compare or even convince anyone of that

But while things are shitty o'er here and I do talk about the issues here very often (if you check my history), making the kinda of statement that I hear and read most Nigerians make when they leave these shores to other countries just is not a good look. I don't see even other Africans do this inferiority tirade BS, much less other races. What Australian will read this kinda crap and value or respect you?. And una dey blast Emdee Tiamiyu ooo. You basically are admitting to them ever so passionately and diligently that you are worthless without being there and living there is what gives your life meaning.. like wtf.

Let's package ourselves better abeg. No be to dey drive the hype like say we never see chandelier before. How you go dey talk online say cleaner for one place better pass a well read, accomplished person who rose to the ranks of a Regional manager at Zenith bank?? Does that make any kind of sense at all....and then still turn around to say life is not all about money..classic incoherence.

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is a good reference point, we have diff things that drive us, different things we aspire to, clearly....cos that statement just no make sense or senses....and it is not a good look abeg

A garbage disposal guy in Aussie, Canada, US and Youkay sef is better than a governor in Nigeria. Ment!
Apt and Brilliant submission from a brilliant mind! kiss smiley A very good way to show the truth.

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Education / Re: If You Are Genius, Can You See The Dog Eating A Bone? by sharpwriter(m): 1:34am On Apr 01
brain54:

LOL..

I already know what you would tease me with.

Something to do with my brain. I already thought of that before I posted.

I know what mischievous people are capable of doing here! grin
Hahahaha... cheesy grin
Education / Re: If You Are Genius, Can You See The Dog Eating A Bone? by sharpwriter(m): 9:55pm On Mar 31
brain54:
Where I was looking...

And with what I was seeing... I would never have seen that dog if I looked at that picture everyday for 5 years if someone above didn't mention how to find it.

I hate all these riddles and optical illusion stuffs. I just feel happy and relieved when I am shown the answers or how to solve them!
I am tempted to tease you but I won't, only if you give me permission grin grin

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