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Celebrities › Re: “I Thought It Was The End”: Nollywood Legend Ogogo Reveals 7-year Battle With Ch by sharpwriter(m): 4:25pm On Jul 08, 2025
SporaD8:
He became so emaciated that Rumourmongers, Gossip Mills, Badbelles and the likes all claim he was trying to push drugs but the ingest drugs unfortunately boost in his tommy!

Ha! Ayee toto, Ayee akamara!
Yes, I remember
Till today, that info still looks like it was real grin
Crime › Re: Lonely Nigerian Man In The Uk Rapes Pony, Avoids Jail by sharpwriter(m): 11:52am On Jul 07, 2025
HenryWilliams:
The court heard how a dog lead was found discarded at the scene, which was used to restrain the animal. Concerns were raised among locals after the incident, with one man reporting finding a dog lead on a cow.
Cassieopia's owner, Christine Woolley, blasted Ogeare as a "horrible man" and stated that her ponies are her "whole life", and his actions have "ruined my trust in society".

When they want to really nail and finish the Blackman..they start using words like this.
Yes. What he did was wrong and disgusting..werin be all grammar?
Lol... Relax bàbá. It's a grammar and big English to you, but it isn't to them. It is their language and it is as natural as speaking your igbo/Yorùbá or Hausa or whichever indigenous language you speak in Nigeria.

It is fluent for them, but big in your ears... We only think we talk and think as English natives just because they colonized us and we speak English from our childhood.

No too vex grin
Politics › Re: 2027: Issues Coalition Must Address To Stand A Chance – Datti Baba-Ahmed by sharpwriter(m): 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2025
Nicoddemus:
People are underestimating Tinubu. Even Nigeria’s military rulers didn’t do what he’s doing. From councillor to president, this man has appointed, disappointed, installed, and removed at will. He is powerful. And they think with kid gloves they can remove this man from power words on marble

They must hold Timbulu by the blokos first if they want to defeat him angry
And what is that blokos grin

20 more characters needed
Celebrities › Re: 2baba Apologises To Natasha After Viral ‘men Not Built For One Woman’ Comment by sharpwriter(m): 2:08pm On Jul 03, 2025
pocohantas:
She said it herself that she is "Nee Idibia". 🤨
Oh! I remember.. Lol.. You're wicked, why mocking her now grin
Celebrities › Re: 2baba Apologises To Natasha After Viral ‘men Not Built For One Woman’ Comment by sharpwriter(m): 6:02am On Jul 03, 2025
pocohantas:
Yea, she is his peace of mind. He should try and be her peace of mind too. Imagine the husband of a whole Honourable Natasha nee Idibia, making such callous statement. I commend her for putting him in place. Nobody must come between them. I stand for Tuface and Natasha baby. Annie would learn how to keep a home.
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Nee Igbinedion
Politics › Re: ADC Team Looks Formidable - Ganduje's Ex-Aide, Dawisu Hails Coalition by sharpwriter(m): 5:50am On Jul 03, 2025
Sirjamo:
2023 we had 3 main opposition parties

Pdp Lp Nnpp

2027 we gonna have 3 opposition parties

Pdp Adc Nnpp

Nothing changes. The 3 fools are still going to share votes that should be casted for a single party.

By the of the election in 2027. We go still hear these lines on tv:

Having satisfied the requirements of the law, and scoring the highest number of votes. Bola Ahmed Tinubu is hereby returned elected.
You are on point. They need to merge every big party into one to defeat Tinubu, even at that, it won't be any close near easy. If not they are still playing around.
Politics › Re: Cartoon: Fubara Is Already Tired Of The Fight, Wike Wants To Continue (Pic) by sharpwriter(m): 5:15pm On Jun 30, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
Person wey design this picture deserves a Ballon D'or. Indeed, they should start "EATING "😢
Follow Mike Asukwo on Facebook, he's a political cartoon genius, and very hilarious with his craft. grin
Politics › Re: Northern Elders To Tinubu: Declare State Of Emergency In North Over Insecurity by sharpwriter(m): 2:32pm On Jun 29, 2025
ufotunang:
Even if it does not end it.. at least It will reduce the insecurity in the north
Dey play... Half of Nigeria state to be suddenly governed by the military? This can even ease up a coup against the president in favour of the north.

Àbí na now their eyes open? Was Buhari's time not worse, but now they suddenly remembered that north has security problems.

Let them go and pray!
Celebrities › Re: My Second Marriage To Sandra Onyebuchenuya Has Ended - Frank Edoho Speaks by sharpwriter(m): 8:23pm On Jun 28, 2025
Commentor:
He marry dark skin.
E no work.

He marry yellow paw paw.

E no work.

Brother, this period is different.
E remain for him to marry chocolate and problems may be solved. cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Check Her Out! How Goodlooking Is She? by sharpwriter(m): 6:50am On Jun 27, 2025
mamageeiscool:
How good looking is she?

Do You Like Her? And opinions
Yes, she's cool and pretty and I like her.. So what's the deal?
Family › Re: I Hate My Marriage Because I Can't Travel Around For Fun As When Single - Lady by sharpwriter(m): 11:29am On Jun 26, 2025
ediko5:
Seriously ladies are really confused beings. Funny part is they believe they are readily available men to rush them for marriage immediately they are out of their marriage with kids.

If you see the kind of desperation these set of ladies exhibit while hunting for husband eh and the same lady will be tired of the marriage within 2 years because of NOTHING.

I had a lady friend who got married at the age of 37 and within 6 months when I had a discussion with her, she told me she's already tired of her marriage and she was asking me the benefits of marriage cos she doesn't see anything special about marriage. I inquired from her if there's any major issue or abuse from the husband, she said NO but she's not just connected to the marriage. This is someone that have been hustling including prayer and fasting looking for a man.
Na why I no dey pity dem again. They deserve to suffer. What they share testimony for today is what they curse tomorrow. Tell me why God won't punish them.
Science/Technology › Re: Please What Kind Of Snake Is This??? (photo) by sharpwriter(m): 6:13pm On Jun 22, 2025
Meektunz:
This snake was killed in my compound this morning. It really got everyone scared, infact since i came back from church i kept checking my room to see if there's another one. What specie of snake is this?
That's very tasty and delicious if you know how to prepare it. kiss
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Soliciting To Go And Help Iran. by sharpwriter(m): 6:03pm On Jun 22, 2025
SmartPolician:
There are too many dundees in this geographic expression called Nigeria!
Lol... When you think that humans have really advanced in this modern age, a second look at some of them in ideas and reasoning will tell you clearly that their intelligence quotient is lower than that of cave men cheesy grin cheesy
Politics › Re: ‘Use Cattle Or Die’ – Lakurawa Warns Kebbi Farmers Against Modern Equipment by sharpwriter(m): 7:37pm On Jun 21, 2025
RollinTNDA:
Dear Netenyahu,

I know we are thousands of miles far away from each other.
All I want to say is, once you have finished dealing with Iran.

Please and Please

Create a market where you can export your High Military Technology to different corners of the world that are still battling Jihadisht Terrorism.

96% of Jihadisim in this world is sponsored by Iran.

By cutting the head of the snake.
Israel, mankind will always support you.

We desperately need your services. To flush out these parasites.

Yours Sincerely
Nigeria
Tag them on Twitter (X), they will be glad you did grin cheesy
Politics › Re: "FEARLESS PRIEST Confronts Akpabio: God Will Judge You! – Tension In Church!" by sharpwriter(m): 1:41pm On Jun 21, 2025
AMINDA:
Lol. Look at Akpabio, Akume, and others feeling attacked. God will indeed judge us all!
Lol... You no see that criminal prophet, Jeremiah Funfeyin also? cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Narcissist Lady by sharpwriter(m): 11:19am On Jun 20, 2025
doctore212:
No.


But had one olosho in Challange Ibadan who was proud to be one.

In fact he made me use my school fees to open a salon for her.

That singular act cost me my graduation. She later graduated but na barber work I dey do
You can't be serious shocked shocked
Are you joking?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: UK Deploys BAE Typhoon Jets And Voyager Tankers As Iran Threatens by sharpwriter(m): 1:42pm On Jun 18, 2025
Subtle ww3 grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na so e dey take start.
Romance › Re: Which Of These Female Natural Beauty You Like Most? by sharpwriter(m): 7:24pm On Jun 16, 2025
2 Folds on neck ooooooooooooooooooooo wink kiss
It's a good hint that all that needs to shoot out will do wella kiss
Education › Re: Teachers, Kindly Share Your Private Home Lesson Experience. by sharpwriter(m): 2:46pm On Jun 14, 2025
shocked
Ah ah! Why Una too get corrupt mind like this cheesy grin
Career › Re: "Dignity In Labour;" Doing Odd Jobs To Survive Harsh Economic Realities by sharpwriter(m): 5:46pm On Jun 11, 2025
Gboom:
Japa from time immemorial is not for everybody. A niece just returned after 4 years look lean and not the usual self meanwhile, she left for UK just after she finished her youth service. I have some of my school mates that travelled to UK for over 20 years now that still envy me whenever we weigh the level we are
Lol cheesy grin hand don touch am.
It ain't easy. After preparing for a great life just after youth service, she go think say she dey go paradise grin
If dem tell her then make she no go, she go think say the person na enemy of progress.

Life na confirm fvker
Career › Re: "Dignity In Labour;" Doing Odd Jobs To Survive Harsh Economic Realities by sharpwriter(m): 5:23pm On Jun 11, 2025
SatoshiX:
Same Kelvin that has been called out severally for scäms? 😂 😂 😂 Believe this lamba king at your own periI
I just googled it, and you're right. But atimes it is said that he only promises them COS but no job.

I think the suffering in UK brought out his scamming talents since he knows that Nigerians will do anything to go to anywhere called abroad.

Living in that place sef must be very brutal... The deception about those places concerning green pasture seems above the normal level. angry
Pets › Re: What My Dogs Killed Overnight by sharpwriter(m): 9:35am On Jun 11, 2025
ChybuzzDD:
What's in the intestines of rats that will make the dog mad or die huh

You guys and myths/superstitions! No room for scientific reasoning and analysis!
Not rats... But POUCH RAT specifically.

Get a dog and pouch rat and do the experiment, since you want a confirmation. No be hard thing.
Pets › Re: What My Dogs Killed Overnight by sharpwriter(m): 1:53pm On Jun 10, 2025
Mynd44:
I heard a commotion during the night but I didn't think much of it. The dogs were probably roughhousing and I ignored.

When I went to put the dogs back in their space this morning before my workout, I notice a mass on the floor. It was a very large rodent.

Note, my had was on the floor beside it for size reference and so was the spoon.

I will have someone roast it for them later today so they can reap the fruit of their labor
I hope you don't give those dogs the intestines of that rat, coz they will either run mad or die.
Health › Re: I’m Just Tired Of This (explicit Image) by sharpwriter(m): 11:55pm On Jun 09, 2025
Shalommy:
Chaiii.... guyz! Always irritating. Tueeehhh
Where have you been?
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice, I Am Being Haunted By A Woman by sharpwriter(m): 2:56pm On Jun 07, 2025
happney65:
Eniti o ye kó kó epon fun kó gbe oju
Nonesense
shocked werey re o... Ọmọ ayé grin
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice: A Victim Of Its Own Success? by sharpwriter(m): 9:28pm On Jun 06, 2025
jeffizy:
Kindly market SLTV to me in two sentences, Bro
Lol... Is he doing a course presentation or Copywriting grin cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice: A Victim Of Its Own Success? by sharpwriter(m): 8:51pm On Jun 06, 2025
tuoyoojo:
Dstv lost its edge.. aside from showing programs that were not captivating, they were frequently repeating already aired programs.

One major attribute of business that survive in Nigeria is the ability to adapt. There has been this outcry for them to run a pay per view package but they refused to listen. Remember how mtn and econet give a hundred reasons why they couldn't do per sec billing unto glo came and scattered the table....imagine if mtn stuck to their guns and still keep per min billing

Dstv, had it good then because there was no viable alternative but this is no more 2010, the market has shifted, either you adapt or die
Great submission
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice: A Victim Of Its Own Success? by sharpwriter(m): 7:19pm On Jun 06, 2025
frugal:
What do you watch on dstv though? I sold my dish the moment I installed fiber network in my home.
Please tell us more and enlighten us. How affordable is this fiber net? How can we get it installed at home and how do you use it for viewing your would preferred digital TV channels?
Agriculture › Re: Look At The Cat I Killed In My Poultry Today by sharpwriter(m): 4:42pm On Jun 06, 2025
kay29000:
I don't know the name, but I used to buy it from where I buy my poultry feed. It's like trebbor, and it's grey in color. The woman no longer sells it sha, cos it's very powerful. I've searched other places and can't find it. I was lucky to still have a roll left that I used during this last phase of my attempt at killing the cats.

It's usually in a cylindrical container. You crush it to powder and mix with spciy food.
Is that not phostoxin? Heard it's powerful... Used to store agricultural products, but must be handled with care, if not na death en masse go kill people shocked
Travel › Re: ''Is This The India They've Been Hyping?'' African Guy Tours New Delhi (video) by sharpwriter(m): 7:42pm On Jun 04, 2025
Kemetian:
Many African countries have better living standards and better infrastructure than India.

Many parts of Nigeria are better than India.

I've no idea what makes them feel big when they see black folks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLGPS41bn6Q
Enjoyable video 😍. May God continually bless us with money for unlimited data 😁
Agriculture › Re: See The Huge Snake I Killed In My Farm Today. by sharpwriter(m): 6:25pm On Jun 03, 2025
IamAsiri:
This doesn't bite. It's a python.
Pythons bite, but they are not venomous.
Travel › Re: ''There Is No Life In UK!'' - Nigerians In UK Warn Their Countrymen. by sharpwriter(m): 3:28pm On Jun 02, 2025
ItisWell22:
Damnnnnn

Such level of sarcasm.

But, hope you know some may take this in, wholeheartedly?

It’s well…
grin

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