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Stvpid coach, Stvpid players mtchewww.. 😠😡😡

Way to go... That's how the Christians of the dark and middle ages did it.

uniquetechng:
Be unique, don't follow the crowd

Your posts dey give me joy... Don't ever reduce the quality of your posts.

Nice and aggressive pimping.. Sweet clean ride.

Make we dey admire from afar😄 .. May God show us mercy to afford such clean rides. 😢🙏😔

altteemy:
Holla, I've gone through your posts and it seems you're still in the clear as a newly married couple. The food is just part of the aftershoot, the main aspect is communication. We will discuss both.

On the food, rather than hear you provided rubbish, agree on her making all the meals while you take the lion share on dropping money for it. That way, she can't reject what she made by herself and you should be ready to eat whatever is being presented to you. Sometimes, separation of duties helps prevent some unnecessary issues. This way, she will be able to cook items that will seat well with her stomach. You can even use this as a chance to do a food timetable together.

P.S if she has H.pylori ulcer, Holla me and I can provide you with an assured cure.

On communication, video shorts might have become your goto solace and it is affecting you both. Create time to do things together. Watch movies, play games, go for outings and plan the future of things together.

You might want to lead with you opening up with you saying what you want and she gives you hers as well.

If you see something exciting online, show her and let her share her funny viewings with you when you're not there.

There are things she loves, involve yourself with them. Learn. With time, she too, following your leading will open up. Smile more.

Coming from another introvert, she probably also doesn't want to speak out to disturb* you as well.

Wishing you well - Teemy

Boss, please help with the cure of that H. Pylori ulcer, abeg please

royalfly:
Mark it today. I have seen this before. I pray she is different but from all you have said, you are married to yourself and dont understand why people here are twisting what you said or trying to downplay it like you dont know what you talking about. My advice is be prepared, like someone said which is a practical truth, for the ladies of this days, marraige na 50 50 o. I pray she realise that it takes 2 to tangle. I dont know why people here are saying do this do that.. people have done this do that and yet when she was ready to leave, she left like nothing ever existed. Just watch to ensure that she is not a manipulative person or a lier, if you notice this run forget that introvert talk. Everyone knows what they are doing. Quiet or introvert knows what good communication is in marraige. My 1 cent. I have seen it start like this before. Exactly like this. If what i know is right. This woman dont love you, she may latter do, i pray. But if stylishly or investigatively try to find out if she loves you at all that can help going forward. You may soon hear her say, she thinks she made a mistake. God bless good women and those that eork with an open heart. Bye

What would you do when you hear your wife say she made a mistake marrying you ?

lailo:
Mumu people full this forum abeg. Someone said he has called and talked to her privately several times and people are still saying.....call her and sit her down
The lady tell u say Im deaf? You are trying to wake a dead horse
You go wake am tire
What people dont know is this is just the same pattern with girls.
1. The lady wanted marriage at all cost and agree to all conditions set by the guy before marriage, despite him telling her he is from a poor background. At that time, e no matter to her since she sha wan get married
2. The honeymoon is finished and reality has set in. She now wants a rich man and this dude is a struggling guy. The girl is now comparing him with other rich dudes out there who in the first place didnt see her worthy enough to marry when she bin dey hussle for husband.
3. She is now not impressed with what the guy is offering her. She want odogwu with deep pocket and feels she has made a terrible mistake agreeing to marry this innocent dude.
4. She will eventually use silence and bad attitude kill the guy and provoke him to voice out he is no more interest in the marriage.
5. The lady is the one who wants to leave the marriage but trust women, they will never be accountable to anything. She will provoke the guy instead to do the breaking of the marriage so that they wont put blame on her
E be like say these people just dey learn from women.
My brother, nothing do u, u are ok, but u are on a loooooooooong thing......

You don talk am finish comrade.. You sure understand dem gals, and I'm sure you're talking from a realm of rich experience.
These gals, a lot of them are dreamers who never accepts their realities and by so doing they begin to misbehave.
May God help the guy and also give him tolerance and improve his finances and show him mercy, because when pikin enter, tinz wey soft for am now, go dey harder, he's really on a long tin and hin go find out soon, yeah, very soon

OriOko88:
Why does Dembele always quickly runs away from the field after half time. Wetin he dey rush go do in the dressing room. Same thing at PSG

Renewal of Otumokpo

helinues:
Jokes of the century. Igboho's help is not needed and he should stay out if he likes himself

From your comments on this media, you have many times given hints on the kinda person you are.
I can assure you that you can't have a good ending.

Amovingman:
150k boom 🤯 💥

Thanks you Ghana 🙏🏿

Congrats too. How did you carry the odds?

uniquetechng:
Available for inspection and payment

No pictures available for check up.

almarthins:
Aparo

Aparo is Quail as shown in this thread. I was only responding to the wrong Yorùbá translation of the person I quoted as regards Guinea fowl

Oloki:
This advice is dope. I too had it but went the herbal way. What I took was very simple that you can even do it yourself.
But, if you talk here now, niralanders will insult your ancestors.

Please, which herbal product did you take? Let me learn please.

abbasajao:
I think Guinea fowl is 'etu' in yoruba

itù or awó

Jakumo:
Religious fanatics are never connected to reality at all. They have no concept of avoiding risk. They leave everything, including common sense, to their sky daddy

Una no dey hear word. E be like say all of una brain no sabi say we dey at war. If you like no stay una house to pray, dey jump from one bush to another, you hear.

I don't know who told you that God is on many of these mountains anyway. They're mostly strategically positioned business centers and places of doom.

Where to stream free?

Willy2025:
This is very serious. What are the military waiting for? But how are you so sure it is Nigeria? These terrorists have many things in common across Africa. I must agree that our security forces are not doing enough to confront these bandits. I'm wondering why we can't engage foreign mercenaries like Jonathan did to rout Boko Haram then before Buhari cancelled the contract.

Which military? This has been happening since Jonathan days by Boko Haram. Or do you think Boko Harams are different from Bandits? Only that one is filled with Kanuris and the other with Fulanis, and/ mixture of both. But they're all terrorists.
The first beheading i saw online was the beheading of an Air Force officer, should be in Jonathan or Buhari days. We are now shouting Bec it's gotten very close to us.
What an abomination to witness.

This is not enough... Teachers should go on strike till the abducted teachers are freed and till it is clear that security has been restored and provided.

Freshtruth:
when I saw him hanging out with the top rich young billionaires u kw ur life is at risk. Those men can use anything for rituals. Better make u dey ur own jejely wealth na spirit

You mean it's risky to wanna chill with the big boyz 😁...so how did the big boyz become big in the first place? 🤔

nedekid:
Reminds me of my 2 daughters when they were young, a friend visited and gifted them 100k each. Guess what, they came to meet me that they have decided to move to lekki say them don get money now, infact they have made it. Lol

I even thought he has already resigned... No wonder electricity token still costly and electricity erratic... Nonsense man 😡

tiswell:
China will just saturate the automobile market in naija.

Nothing wen dem touch dey ever remain the same

Lol. .. Not bad, as long as they are reliable and fixable. All hail TECNO, infinix, Redmi who made smart phones reachable and affordable.

Tenrack:
you and me na same. Even for street if I see where people gather I no won even know wetin dey happen. I waka my own jeje. It's the same reason. I don't attend parties or go clubbing. Neither do I go to church. The security risk is far too much.

confirm guy

mayor1814:
This man is cuckold, weak and likely sex starved coz normally the old woman sexual energy cannot match his... See d werey as he hold Giorgia Meloni

D woman sef dey look am one kind sey wetin happen baba

Guy may be so sex starved... Who knows

Nostalemate:
Are you alright?
No

Well....

Shout out to all chess players on nairaland earning via the game

I'm not a chess player keh

Samantha, what say ya? 🤔

Gbadugbakun:
I'll choose Victor Agali, Bartholomew Ogbechi and Julius Agahowa.

Haynnie:
I recall my first time using a condom.
I was 19 and it was also my first time trying sex. There is this sweet girl that I've been crushing on since I moved into the area with my cousin. I'm a guy with good relationships with women, but I never wanted to date them because I wasn't ready at that time, not until I came across this beautiful girl.

Fast forward, to the times I became familiar with her and we became close friends. Not going to lie, I've fantasized laying with her, doing all the styles I've learnt from corn movies. I promise myself that when I next see her, I'll tell her how I feel and what I want with her.

During the week I texted her on WhatsApp and told her there's something I wanted to tell her and hope she doesn't mind. She replied “No, tell me.” So I confessed to her how I've been crushing on her and the way she's nice towards me.

I told her beauty was making my heart melt whenever I see her and I haven't felt this way in many months. I kept giving her the proper flow till she replied, “Are you serious? Why are you telling me now?”
I was confused about what she meant by her last line and I needed clarity. That was when she broke it to me that she recently got into a relationship with a guy from the next street and low-key she had been waiting for me to say my mind to her as she had been feeling me too but just wanted me to make the first move.

“Goodness me! Have I fumbled her already?” I said to myself but something made me continue the conversation with her. I told her that it is unfortunate that I didn't say earlier but I still find her attractive and we can still stay friends if she wants. She responded with, “That kind friend, hmm.” I don't want to decode her text as to what I already have in my mind; as in friends with benefits.

I just wrote okay and accepted I'm going to be left unread after that. Minutes later she wrote to me, asking when I would be available so that she could see me again. I told her I'll be free on the weekends, specifically Saturday. She responded, “Okay, get ready for me” inserting a devil emoji and a naughty one to it.

“Get ready for what??” I asked. She sent a once-view photo and a laughing emoji attached to it. I opened it, and it was a picture of a naked guy and a girl intimately involved in doggy sex. I could feel my member pulsating, reacting to the picture, my heart skipped a beat and I could hear how heavy it thumped in my chest.

I, who hasn't had sex once, am just a fraudulent bad boy showcasing Playboy antics but I haven't done adult stuff before. Here is me having another opportunity to sex and I'm not willing to turn this one down because it's my crush, I took my time responding to her text, asking when she would come around and what else she would want.

“Just get a drink and a pack of condoms” she said. In my mind, “just that??” I quickly sent a text back affirming to her request and went offline. I had to think about it over and over again, I thought I was ready, but no, I'm still with the anxiety to try.

Before that day I had already made up my mind to prepare for the upcoming match I had on Saturday. I was trekking back to my house after coming back from my guy’s place. I saw a pharmacy along the road and I remembered she told me to get condoms. Mind you, it was my first time buying one, but funny I wasn't showing any sign of hesitation, I went into the pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, “No, this is my first time.”

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.

It was empty. “Just a minute,” she said and walked to the door and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, “Do these excite you?” she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

“Well, come on,” she said, 'We don't have much time.”

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown.

“Did you put that condom on?” she asked.

I said, “I sure did,” and held up my thumb to show her!

She told me to get off her and leave her shop.

Wait, did I do anything wrong?

Una no well at all at all... Xx

omikel:
Now, after that, it took its last bath here on earth and it was at this point I discovered it got vitiligoed as a result of excessive heat from the gas. Just look at it in its bath tub, me that wanted to go and bath initially is now bathing something else. O ma se o.
I remembered we were thought something called laceration in Biology practical those days in secondary school, of a truth, no knowledge is waste as I put that into practice here this day. I dissected it symmetrically from neck to anus and carried out some operational procedures carefully like it is been done on human at the theater.

Vitiligo Keh? Many werey dey dis nairaland o 😂

I'm reading this with a smile ☺️ 😊
Bon appetit! 🥩 🍖

israelmao:
Even in his strong state he couldn't.Is it possible in his limpy and crippled state?

No mind am.. Lol
Dey claim Yẹ̀yẹ́ strong man upandan 😂

Bearded man, you better chill. You that still escaped death by whiskers. Has your bombed leg healed already? Person who pass you, pass you. Better be careful to enjoy a long reign.

reddingtonblack:
PROTEST for you as what !!! what you stand for or emancipate for is National interest to begin with

IS sowore fighting for Tribe abi fighting for better Nigeria for ALL, so why should any nationalist protest for a Igboho a public Nuisance, thug that oppress and extort harding working people for money

In ibadan, soka esp. igboho have boiz that go round collecting Money from businesses nd anyone that build on land in that axis, lets not even talk of his crimes for politician boasting about disappearing gun

IF not that Nigeria is an insane Nation, a country ruled by criminal entreprise Should sunday even be allowed to Public comment ..

Nigeria is a shithole, a country that will honor tout over a graduate becos he has money

Everybody slave to money, no sense, a bsc holder will be clapping for Tout because of money

The National interest is a pipedream and a mirage, something already destroyed since 1966, yet you people still believe in it in 2026. Laughable!

Nigeria with the present system ain't going anywhere positive. Sowore, though good in activism and has stood up against many many ills is deceiving himself as regards Nationalism.

Even the Sowore can't be trusted if he becomes the president.