₦airaland Forum

Pat081:
They too should be in one place what are they look for ?any way that is good for him

Party jollof

We now want the largest pot of a Abasha or ẹ̀wà àgọ̀nyìn

KingDashx:
Agreed
Carton of indomie wey I buy and crate of eggs omo na so the girl carry half of everything still carry my best polo wey I take dey do fine boy😢

I sympathize with you little brother 😂🤣🤣
Go and join Gehgeh or MKO class.

It is obvious you are cool headed which is good, and also love her, good also. But girls like that don't have full love for you, and they highly take advantage of gentle and cool headed guys and they don't care about your feelings after every daring actions.

Someone like you could have given her anything in your capacity if she asked nicely or reason with you, not ransacking your stuffs and storage like a bandit .

When I was in 200l, one girl I toasted (who no gree o or let's say talking stage) daringly changed the phone case of my Nokia 1100 by removing my own beautiful glass button case and replacing it with her own very dirty follow come own. Even the follow come of my own I removed was better than hers.. Till I finished using Nokia 1100 and buying another phone, I didn't come across the type of that glass button phone case she removed and robbed me of the thing pain me till today, reason I cut her off (she later asked me why I ran away from her). I hate people behaving like scoundrels, not minding the feelings of another person especially women who believe they can do anything just because they got yansh and breasts.

I was still young and mumu then, bottom line is that a lot of girls know how to take advantage of gentle boys. So as a guy, you must be firm and strong willed with them. Don't look at their Angelic face. State your displeasure if they make you uncomfortable or foolish. After all everyone dey sh!t, no one is fully pure.

GOFRONT:
Na konji go send back our brothers from abroad las las.....

On one thread like that, One guy who was smart enough to travel abroad messaged his guys, informing them about the availability of job Vacancies abroad but guess what!!!..............These guys were busy contemplating applying for the jobs cos of Non availability of Pvssies over there!!

Konji and hidden poverty, if not, why can't he pay the Prostitute her money.

Lanruze:
Yes na, they are dirty pick pockets and petty thieves known to constitute nuisance even in the UK.

Na the dude boastfulness and arrogance they vex me. Poor country Romania

maybe na blood thing, e dey their gene. Everywhere sha get hin own wàhálà for this world.

Houseofglam7:
Looks like she was summoned from the deepest part of hades!!!!

🤣🤣🤣Really cracked me up

Lanruze:
That funny dude Daddy Freeze will not stop boasting of this third world EU country with the aggregation of the "Gypsy" because his mother is a romanian.

Cover face Baba freeze hope you can see your country according to Prof.

Lol.. At least he inherited his oyinbo mulatto skin from there.
In fact, who are these gypsies I hear about anytime Romania is mentioned. I learned that dem sabi thief and pickpocket wella.

Houseofglam7:
Jeez! They’re gonna need more than couples counseling.
That woman clearly needs an exorcist!!!!!!!

Lol.. You can see the demon of death lit up in her eyes

Akpacha:
Wetin be this one again. Tifnubu don de make people eat anything for this kontree

Dey play. Are you indomie generation? Something we don dey eat since 1995

jetguy:
I can't remember the last time I slept complete straight 3- hours, but I still the fight royal rumble with SAPA....

I believe, one day single alert from nowhere will make me sleep like a baby sha...🤒

I hope you are monitoring your B. P.
Make you go dey check am o

thesicilian:
What a big mistake this guy is about to make for his political career

Career? What career do you speak of? What is there to be attained that he hasn't already? Definitely not world president. But if he wants more in his career, what would he have gone for if not the presidential seat, which of course he has one more right to sit upon?

The only negativity you can speak about is the amount of money he would spend for campaign, that's if there isn't some sponsors and God fathers willing to do that.

He is still within the career and that's the presidential seat, but manifesting it is the obstacle and headache he has to battle with.

aieromon:
Immediately

Thank you

aieromon:
https://nationalpopulation.gov.ng/

https://attestation.nationalpopulation.gov.ng/welcome

Please, how long does it take to get approved?

fergie001:
Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai on ChannelsTV PoliticsToday

Wicked man... You are the most evil of them all. People were killed mercilessly under your watch
Even Buhari is better than you. Do or die politics is your trademark.
We've not forgotten how you threatened foreign observers that they would return in bodybags.
Monster!

Right from pry school sef.

Immortal invisible God.

But the most nostalgic is: Jerusalem on High

Same reason there is an eruption and violent protest presently in Jakarta, Indonesia.

Police killed one bike man there, here police don send okada man to the great beyond 😢😔😔

Make dem go take Goodluck Jonathan, he's still alive. I no know why you dey tell us. 😏😒

SocialJustice:
Why you dey beef me? Who even tell you say I like leave Nigeria? Person can not talk again? 😂😂😂

You that your eyes is outside, it's the new sickness among Nigerians (not only youths), even if they tell them say fire dey burn people outside, say ojuju calabar dey chop person flesh, Nigerians no wan hear anything, the slogan na "we go still go there go see with our eyes"
I wish everyone good luck sir 😄✌🏼✌🏾

SocialJustice:
Why are you crying? 😂😂😂 I have said my own.

Who cares, the place is waiting for you Mr. ITK

SocialJustice:
Stop comparing a country with £13/hr minimum wage to £31/month minimum wage.

The day I go get the grace to cut off Nigeria and persistent foolery, I will be so happy.

Even people that have travelled, instead of thinking of how to grow and excel, poverty mentality from Nigeria is still holding strong.

Oga, stop your arrogance, there is a reason for the saying, "who no go, no go know".

So you think Nigerians that have gone ahead of you are foolish and stvpid! bá? Eh?

In all your doings, pray for grace and mercy, come back am up with Self-discipline and yet it still doesn't guarantee you outstanding success, but it's just the better way to go if you are hustling legit.

Those who have gone ahead of you had better plans, but oyinbo system is a master trickster that outsmarted them.

So be humble, focus, pray and discipline yourself when you travel since you have a goal, not to be bashing your seniors in a terrain that you are yet to step your foot on.

kingxsamz:
Who is this cI0wn?
The average American can earn more than $500 in a month which is 769 thousand naira upwards. How many people in Nigeria even earns up to 200 thousand naira per month?

Stop this nonsense 😡😡
This topic is over flogged but I just had to wade into this.

$500 purchasing power in the United States is not the same with N769 thousand in Nigeria.

In the USA, you earn in dollars and spend your dollars there. In Nigeria, you earn your naira and spend it here.

Your argument only makes sense if every dollar earned in the United States is being spent here in Nigeria in foreign exchange (naira).

N769, 000 will give you more purchasing power in Nigeria than $500 will give you in the United States.

Even as bad as the economy is, N200, 000 to N300,000 monthly as salary in less expensive cities or town will earn you better living in Nigeria than $1000 monthly in the United States not to talk of N700, 000 plus.

Mostly, in American cities, even the average $1500 monthly ain't enough for a family of 2 or 3 and that's why it's often referenced that they do additional one or two jobs to keep afloat.

Nevertheless, they abroad have advantages of more open jobs due to high industrialization, and credit system economy, but stop comparing purchasing power of low dollar amount and high naira rate.

This is what you get when think the white man's land is everything. So much for the so called "good life for the kids".

Badadvisor:
He no fit japa, he get alot of child support cases like 3 or 4 from different women and they already published a letter for his arrest any day he leaves Nigeria to the western world

Chai... Baba is in soup
Self-discipline is underrated.

MistyDense:
Being wanting to ask this question for a very long time now, but each time I wanted to, there's no one to ask.

Am I the only experiencing this or have I lost my sense of smell?

There's a way hypo bleach smells when it touches your fingers and same smell can be likened to that of the Sperm/semen.

Doctors on nairaland, could you please explain the phenomenon behind this?

You have not lost your sense of smell. That's the perfect similar smell ➡️ Bleach!
I remember I used to tell people then that it smells like JIK bleach and that it does look like mucus 😉🫣😂

Skippyvibes:
So i caught this bush rat at my mum's little backyard farm today and guess what it was devoured sooooo delicious

no hating please

Wey pictures?

29 more characters neededddddddd

Good one, maybe the station will regain sanity that those northern governments have made a luxury in the place.

We haven't had a good and proactive DG there since the days of Tony Iredia.

lionphil:
Dem dey tell you to stay off but your ori kukun will not allow you because dem dey give you at a giveaway price... Oju rẹ ma bọ́.

Hahahahahahaha... Leave am, experience go teach am, and he will learn the hard way

luminouz:
Talk of Canada..not the US. Pussy dey everywhere for US

It could also depend on state. I have seen guys in Texas lament that girls dey hoard kitty, except for serious relationship wey fit lead to marriage
And once dem see you're not ready to commit, dem go japa. Na ear say sha, I never go Yankee before

dimejalex:
This Uk woman are wicked the guy didn’t rape her why are this people always like this God 🥲🥲😭

Why are you also lamenting what they're like? What are you looking for in their country and why do you idolize them as if they are gods?

If it is a must you must go there, avoid their troubles.

Dancebreaker:
Yes, some of our guys nor dey use their brain.

I don't enter a lift if the only person inside it is a woman. A woman threatened me with false accusation before. I only corrected her bad behaviour o.

She gloated that as a woman, everyone will believe her. A Naija woman for that matter. Black women in UK can be worse than oyinbo sef. Avoid any situation that puts both of you alone together. Once there are no witnesses, they will believe the woman.

Just nor loose guard for any woman, of any colour or creed abroad.

Which kain life come be dat wey you abroad guys dey live Are y'all in prison?

Doesn't feel normal to be running away from women like they're plagues. Weird society, I sympathize with you people.

Wetin be dix... Kí tún leléyí?

mercysamuelson:
That's him. For me, na my Naija food I dey eat for Yankee. Nothing concern me with Broccoli. I hardly eat many of the food here. Its strictly my Naija food. I only ate Broccoli once and I don't like it. Even the fried chicken, I dey run. I make my chicken myself . My wife eat their foods and I concentrate on my own food too.

Ẹ̀gbọ́n, that thing wey dey your front for dp no look like our food o 😩