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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant And I Am Jobless With No Cash by sharpwriter(m): 5:28pm On Aug 18, 2023
Wetin come concern us? Abi we help you administer prick
Foreign Affairs / Re: Christian Terrorist Wage War Of Terror On Uganda (pics) by sharpwriter(m): 3:40pm On Aug 18, 2023
Hmmn... these people really got dark complexion mehn
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Leads Inter Miami Into Their First EVER Final by sharpwriter(m): 12:35pm On Aug 16, 2023
Almiron:
my bro, I know you’d have do the needful by creating the topic as usual kudos. Don’t mind those penadogs, they were shamelessly celebrating an inconsequential trophy the other day like say dem win World Cup.

Tbh, I never knew Inter Miami will beat Union, cos they’re one of the best team in the MLS, oh boy as I dey watch the match e come be like friendly. They reduced Philly to dust.

Philadelphia Union is best team of MLS from a decade & was also a best team of tournament, have conceded only 4 goals in leagues cup, lost only 1 home game in last 35 matches & then Leo Messi magic happened they have already conceded 3 goals at the HT, another reason why he's the GOAT!

They're still in last place in MLS' Eastern Conference. The Goat Effect
Well, I no dey watch MLS... But since Messi joined, I've always watched the highlights and it's very impressive. However, me thinks that that Philadelphia goal keeper is a disaster angry

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Education / Re: Sexual Assault: Prof Ndifom - A Victims Tale by sharpwriter(m): 10:45pm On Aug 15, 2023
Figger:
No be lie oh, he was a senior lecturer with a very spacious office, so he demarcated it, that's how he carved out the room and put a bed in it. He too like woman die, he also does sorting specifically for the male students. When he eventually took ill, no hospital could diagnosize what was wrong with him, bloated feet plus swollen face, na so him take go shortly after. We celebrated his death like we won a lottery Lol 🤣
Chai... He don offend elders among the girlz grin
Or maybe na outside school offence sef. It is shameful to the dead whose death isn't mourned but happily approved by the living; must have been a terrible human angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Kangaroo Challenges A Man To A Fight: A Very Hilarious Scene by sharpwriter(m): 7:05pm On Aug 15, 2023
donbachi:
Naso the oil from the neck for dey drop "kpoi-kpoi" by now.for Naija guy kitchen.
cheesy cheesy grin

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Education / Re: Sexual Assault: Prof Ndifom - A Victims Tale by sharpwriter(m): 6:53pm On Aug 15, 2023
Figger:
Reminds me of one Randy lecturer in my Dept. those days whose office had an inner room with a bed in it. So infamous for sleeping with students until he met his Waterloo, he died in the most miserable way.
Inner chambers keh? shocked how did he die?
Education / Re: What Exams Do You Think He's Writing. by sharpwriter(m): 5:52pm On Aug 14, 2023
OriOko88:

Lol.. Maybe its a promotional exam,and he knows if he repeats,his parents won't sponsor his education again.. Like that's his last chance grin grin
cheesy
Education / Re: What Exams Do You Think He's Writing. by sharpwriter(m): 4:52pm On Aug 14, 2023
OriOko88:
grin
I believe he's writing further math or Physics.

Geometry and Business mathematics showed me shege during my days then.

Waves and Optics,another topic in physics almost sent me nuts then also. O Level physics and Further math tough walahi. grin
Lol.. Abegi... Is he the only one in that hall? See how relaxed others are. The koko be say that guy na loner. He no see person to copy from. Those sweats are silently crying "o lord, into thy hands I commit my papers." cheesy grin
He's really on a hotseat fiddling about, and not knowing the right things to write. Check his paper, it will be scanty and full of multiple canceling and rubbish. grin

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Religion / Re: Nairalander's Church Picnic In Russia: Photos by sharpwriter(m): 5:22pm On Aug 13, 2023
mushroomFarm:
This is the city of Yakutsk.
I study in one of the top 100 medical schools in the world.
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But for this picnic we went to a farming region in the state of Yakutia (Yakutsk where I study is the capital) the state of Yakutia is about three times the size of Nigeria by land mass. I am not sure how far this picnic site is from the city but we were doing 120 to 140km/hour for about an hour before getting there.
shocked shocked Yakutsk keh? shocked you mean you're in the coldest city in the world? How was your first winter like in Russia? And how do you people generally cope in winter?
I'm asking coz I dey consider Canada tinz, but I dey always scared inside when people always say prepare for canada cold. It was recently I knew that that some parts of Russia is colder than Canada and people don't make a fuss about it. But they always rant about Canada cold.

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by sharpwriter(m): 11:15am On Aug 12, 2023
Wetin dey do all of you? So Lere Paimo no be man or no be human being ni? Na man dey chyke woman, it only falls on I gree or I no gree. Even with his tribal marks, Lere Paimo was an handsome man in his days full of extreme charisma and talent. So how woman no fit gree for am even as an oldie angry

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by sharpwriter(m): 11:08am On Aug 12, 2023
Foodqueen:
Did she really say this
Play the video nah grin
Crime / Re: Omoniyi Boluwatife: Nurse Found Dead With Her Womb Missing In Oyo by sharpwriter(m): 2:02pm On Aug 11, 2023
Expanse2020:

A lady with womb went to a night club does that even make sense to you..see what she has gotten into.... Our parents are struggling to send us to school to become someone in the future but most of us will forgot the purpose of going school after a semester but night clubbing for a school students haba...it's an eyes sore. .
RIP to the dead
Read it again... Don't blame the lady only, also remember to blame the mum that was with her. We all know night party tinz, clubs attract all sort of people, mostly questionable characters even if you claim not all that clubs are bad. It reeks like some sort of indiscipline from the mama's part.

These are the sort of happenings that make one appreciate a quiet and disciplined lifestyle (as against fun that most ladies want) . Look at that lady, she's still very young, so I think she's not too old to receive scoldings. She's just been inducted into nursing. Now, what sort of a mum would just allow her daughter leave her presence and go away at night to club and not stop her.

It looks somehow wrong unless she was asleep when she left or the girl lied her way out. It just doesn't feel right. The girl should still be controllable. However, we can only comment here, we don't really know what happened coz we weren't there. It's just sad.

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Education / Re: 3 Nigerian Students In UK Face Deportation For Paying Their School Fees Late by sharpwriter(m): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2023
MarketDispatch:


That's a Country and Citizens that follow their own rules. Nothing like abeg sir, Ejoor ma, please ma, etc etc.
A lawyer may however appeal on behalf of the Students.
We don hear say make dem vamoose, but why holding on to their money? Dem stil fit put this kain tin for their policy/agreement page sef. Whites are terrible scammers angry
Autos / Re: Registered 2008 Toyota Camry Sport Upgraded To 2010 by sharpwriter(m): 5:15pm On Aug 10, 2023
Looks very cool! Nice pimping! kiss
Travel / Re: Canada Invites Carpenters, Plumbers And Welders From Nigeria, Others by sharpwriter(m): 2:00pm On Aug 09, 2023
sukkot:
no be say I be big boy. My eye just open quick to travel back when everything was cheap. You see me dey travel today now wey ticket be millions ? I just dey my dey jeje for house dey drink garri and Simon granuts ( Ekpa ) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol.... I hear. No let Ekpa catch you o grin

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Travel / Re: Canada Invites Carpenters, Plumbers And Welders From Nigeria, Others by sharpwriter(m): 1:22pm On Aug 09, 2023
sukkot:
wetin dey canada ? convince me lol. life too short bro. make i dey my dey for here.
Lol.... You are really cracking me up here cheesy. I understand you coz you be big boy on your own and you don travel before, no be like us wey never dey privileged. smiley

You even said sef sometime ago say small time, you go begin post your pix with celebs for here.
Abeg bàbá, please make me a big boy too. wink
Travel / Re: Canada Invites Carpenters, Plumbers And Welders From Nigeria, Others by sharpwriter(m): 12:16pm On Aug 09, 2023
sukkot:
ahhh Chief me keee, lailai. if i comot naija its to another african country
Why? angry
Travel / Re: Canada Invites Carpenters, Plumbers And Welders From Nigeria, Others by sharpwriter(m): 11:04am On Aug 09, 2023
sukkot:
nigeria has to be decongested. we need 100 million nigerians to move to canada and we need tinubu to close the niger border so that no immigrunts come in
Baba, are you planning to relocate to Canada?
Romance / Re: What You Don't Know About Moaning During Sex by sharpwriter(m): 8:55am On Aug 09, 2023
talented321:
Why calling me name? Did i wrong u?
Na wa this forum'' people just dey insult people anyhow for no reason
No vex 😌😔🤭
Romance / Re: What You Don't Know About Moaning During Sex by sharpwriter(m): 7:31pm On Aug 08, 2023
talented321:
Babe explain to me' your own pleasure may differ but he not matter i have never make noise since my life when cuming'' i wonder some men always make noise' like
You are a saddist grin
Career / Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by sharpwriter(m): 5:44pm On Aug 08, 2023
willi926:

Na wa ooo grin
In 2012 NYSC Ede Camp, the soldiers and officials had to send all female corpers away from the parade ground on one early morning to go and clean their toilets and hostel environs. They were accused of being too dirty. We males yabbed and booed them off the parade ground.

And funny enough whenever you see them in the morning for parade ground, they all look shinny and cute. Irony of life.

For my hostel side for that camp (I can't speak of other male hostels), we all cooperated as males and contributed money for the cleaners there to help us take care of our toilet. We had little or no problem using it.

Again, ọmọ, na wa o grin

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Career / Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by sharpwriter(m): 5:04pm On Aug 08, 2023
willi926:
I can only imagine. Wen I was traveling, we stopped at ore in ondo state to get something to eat and then ease ourselves, I mistakenly entered the female rest room in one of the restaurant, wat I saw mehnnn, I still wish there was a way I could unsee them. The memory haunted me for weeks. Na so so Omo and nawa ooo, I just dey talk throughout the journey.
Ọmọ, na wah o grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Optometrist Died After Scuffle With Her Husband by sharpwriter(m): 6:09am On Aug 08, 2023
onumadu:
Somebody's daughter wasted just like that.
Do you know how hard it is to train a girl child to become a doctor?
Why do some men kill their wives for heaven's sake?
If the marriage went sour, why not divorce?
Some marriages are not meant to be, and some attractions are FATAL.
I keep advising anyone planning to marry to test his or her would-be spouse on JEALOUSY and POSSESSIVENESS.
The more jealous and possessive a spouse is, the more dangerous that spouse tend to be.
Avoid such people like plague, and NEVER believe that they can change.
Now she is dead. Everything has become irrelevant.
LEAVE AN INCOMPATIBLE MARRIAGE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
And NO, it cannot be salvaged!
Good, you are right about this in marriage ... But many of you still believe in one Nigeria marriage which of course is inimical and not compatible which also can't be salvaged.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by sharpwriter(m): 11:27am On Aug 07, 2023
African lackadaisical syndrome don catch up with them 🤣😁🤣 grin

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Religion / Re: Ogbanje Church Of All Nations Opens In Anambra by sharpwriter(m): 9:25am On Aug 06, 2023
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Romance / Re: Would You Tolerate This Behavior From Your Girlfriend? by sharpwriter(m): 4:02pm On Aug 05, 2023
Exjoker:
Guy, never trust any girl or take them serious again whatsoever... Because they are very good at pretending.

I dated a hooker for over a year without knowing until last month...
Lol... Sorry
So how's life in the dark web
wink
Politics / Re: Niger Coup: Names Of Country That Has Sent Support Troups To Niger Against Ecowa by sharpwriter(m): 2:44pm On Aug 05, 2023
etrange:
Hhmm... Where exactly did Russia pledge full support? Any link? Russia’s Ambassador to Nigeria Alexei Shebarshin said in a comment shared by the embassy that the country opposes a military solution to the conflict and, therefore, has no plans to use its armed forces in Niger. We know Putin says one thing and does another, but so far this is the only official comment from the country. So where did they pledge thier full support? You people should take it easy with this fake news thing, it's getting out of hand.
Lol... Even if Russia won't support, you are not supposed to believe them. So you expect a super country to just come out without diplomacy and open mouth wide gbaga that they are supporting a war o.

Was it not same thing they said that they won't invade Ukraine? Where are we now and where is Ukraine? It's just common sense to deny such support and speak diplomacy or from the two sides of the mouth.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Review Needed For AI Generated Image I Did For A Client by sharpwriter(m): 1:59pm On Aug 05, 2023
Uyi2017:
Hello guy,

I just need your honest review on this image I designed using an AI Platform. I will greatly appreciate it. God bless you!
Which software did you use?
Travel / Re: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by sharpwriter(m): 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2023
Samirana360:
if ur car mistakenly stop anywhere in Lagos u r in trouble
Lol... This got me laughing.

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Travel / Re: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by sharpwriter(m): 5:56pm On Aug 04, 2023
Nairas2dollars:
Exactly I guess it would be tht school. what happened to me too, my fiancee was a pharmacy student then in UNN, then I flew in Nigeria from U.K and to Enugu. Went to Nsukka lodge at golden valley hotel( u fit know am shaa) so I really wanted to see her that night because it was meant to be a surprise visit though chatted her on Facebook where she was exactly, she said marlima but was surprised why I asked. She thought I was still at U.K via Facebook. I boarded a bike but they didn't allowed the bike cross the gate..the security men....I walked inside the campus looking lost because I schooled at Unilag actually. I met a boy in the campus who directed me but didn't tell me that stadium was risky. Omoh, I was pressing my I phone 12 pro max and it was nearly snatched from me at that uncompleted stadium building but one huge fair guy saved me by shouting "thief oh". The guy later took me to the same marlima though I felt like blessing him and gave transferred 50k to his account. I reached marlima to see my bae and didn't see her at first till I chatted again and she said she was sitting at S.u.b but she was surprised asking me what I was using it for besides that guy that saved me at stadium took me to the s.u.b which wasn't far till I saw her sitting on top of the leg of another man, it was night, she didn't see me. I calmly sat down opposite with my newly found friend, we were just observing she and guy because I wanted to be sure until suddenly she stood up with the guy, they hugged and kissed just once. I was mad! I accosted her, she was so shocked that she started crying. Omoh, I was weak to go back to my hotel and I followed my newly found friend to his house at hill top or hill hop...but the place has name like that..not sure of the exact name. I was depressed that night and the guy explained to me to avoid unn pharmacy girls, that they have pride and not submissive with promiscuous lives. Forget that am a man, I cried that night!
Chai! Bitter pill! Scary to think you were almost mugged because of a girl licking another man's lips... shocked

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Travel / Re: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by sharpwriter(m): 5:28pm On Aug 04, 2023
metalgear11:
Late night driving here in the US is quite common, and I have done many a drive where I get to my destination in the wee hours of the morning. The only downside is the occasional traffic due to road constructions. Most crews do their constructions in the middle of the night.

The one drive that I know really hit me was a day I had to drive from my base to drop my parents up at JFK. Their flight was to depart around midnight. I had a very stressful day at work and by the time we hit the road around 6pm, I was already exhausted. Drove six hours to drop them and headed back immediately. At around 3:30am I started seeing double. At some point I saw myself peering in from outside the car. That's when I knew I had fallen asleep. I jerked awake just in time and found the next service station, where I pulled over to clear my eyes a bit. I managed to get a little shut eye and resumed the journey. Got back at around 6am. I didn't know how I dozed off in the car after parking and I was only woken up around 7:30 when my neighbor knocked on the window with a worried look on his face.
Bros... Dey take am easy o... No kill yasef! cheesy
Politics / Re: Tinubu Writes Senate, Seeks Military Intervention In Niger by sharpwriter(m): 3:39pm On Aug 04, 2023
orohbirodeysmel:

E go shock you o grin
Try me, I no go shock grin

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