₦airaland Forum

Xilsbridalhouse:
Think might be the sunshades or his tinted glasses which isn’t helpful for reading. Anyways, I think you se right kinda - Maybe Nigerians should cancel democracy and switch to monarchy.

Àbí o... Old eyes reading with sun shade glasses... Help me tell am say no be every time person dey do wuzup guy o

press9jatv:
Mr F9 is here demonstrating his F9 to the World.

Assuming without conceding to the "doctoring" claim on the viral video clip of Osun state Governor in United Kingdom where he found it difficult to read an already scripted speech of his while meeting the envoy of the prime Minister of UK 🇬🇧 Government , was the action of those on both the right and left sides doctored too?

Let's call a spade, a spade.... The man is incompetent in some areas. Everything is not money, you need self upgrading just for days like this.

Even if he no sabi book, is that the place for elderly man with old eyes to be reading with sun shade glasses ? How he wan take see very well

Celestialsword:
This how politics is played.

Northern president, northern electoral umpire.

South West president, south west electoral umpire.

This was Good luck Jonathan greatest undoing, when he refused to change the INEC chairman and replace him with an Ijaw man

The thing pain me... Only God knows who Jonathan's advisers were. The other thing was if Jonathan himself was even ready to win the election

See the mess Nigerians dey today. guy dey play gentle

[quote author=HenryWilliams post=134907122][/quote]I don answer the guy... You forgot to mention komodo dragons to him. Their videos on YouTube devouring full grown goats in a jiffy, with the cries of those goats ain't pleasant at all. Those things are terrible when fully grown.

HenryWilliams:
Whatever they do .
They shouldn't bring back prehistoric reptiles.
I'm talking about the Raptor family..
Those reptiles are very smart.
This is real life studies not JURASSIC PARK shite.
They breed just like crocodiles, laying eggs in dozens..they are apex predators..very fast and well coordinated in packs.
Abeg ..
I don't know why white people will just suddenly start playing God with their biology set..
These animals are extinct for a reason.
They have no place in today's ecosystem..
Let them be.

Exactly, if not we are playing with real life horror movies.... E no dey funny.

Some people are already mentioning dragons. Dem no sabi say those things are best experienced and viewed from the movies. Their real life experience no good at all

Love800:
Am not sure a dinasour can come back. No surrogate animal presently resemble it!
In this case of the wolf, a dog was use to re-introduce it back to the world. Dogs are similar to wolf family. Which animal is similar to dinasour?

Depending on the type of dinosaur such as Tyrannosaurus,... crocodile, alligators and especially komodo dragons and monitor lizards resemble dem.

Note that Tyrannosaurus are vicious flesh eaters like the komodo dragons... The Jurassic Park movie sequels can help you understand more.

That's another horror waiting to be unleashed if considered

themanderon:
These guys would soon create something that will destroy humanity for good.

Their humanity
. It will destroy dem first, just like COVID 19, and just like Africa was spared den, we would be spared. They didn't even get through much with Ebola, so no panic 😉

koladata:
she came to my house , I cooked rice for her while she was pressing phone , she even requested for my hotspot . Though she offered to help with the cooking but I said no once and she went back to her phone .

When rice and stew was done , i served her,,, then decent portion of the rice with stew fell between the chair and the wall where she placed the rice, I saw it but acted like i didn't see it. Instead of this babe to take broom and get it out , she lockup.

When she was about to leave , i took broom in her presence and went directly to the hidden spot of the rice to bring it out , she was shocked.

That was the end of the relationship

lol what can i call this? Dirty? Nonchalant?? Bad Upbringing Or all of the above?

Arostar2023:
Who knows what these people already have in their labs. I won't be surprised if they have already attempted cloning human beings, dinosaurs and so on in their labs.

And vampires and zombies and werewolves

2cribz:
He doesn't know what he signed up for. The job is a huge pay but has a lot of damage. Ubcan get bombed at war front,get your limbs cut,face bombed,etc,pstd,suicide,etc.....I got two fam friends that did this shit,one hands got bombed after 6years,the other has mental problem all from pstd. Avoid us army,navy ,u can mange fbi n cia

Are you for real about those family friends?

Also, do you know how CIA recruits in other countries?

Fiscus105:
I pray Alaafin won't declare Aare Ona kakanfo void too.

A prophecy said it would happen.... Arms crossed.. The tin go too give me joy

ZombieDredd:
choiii

na wa oooo.

so i go keep head make FFK of all people dey impart demons abi wetin?

these church people are truly blind and all of them go enter ditch.

you cant mock God

Na true you talk my man see my comment above.

lol lol lol

People mumu for this life walahi... Which spiritual positive virtue does someone like ffk have that will make person go bow head before am to lay hands on?

If these people no careful, dem go go home loaded with demons of lies, double tonguedness and gluttony

No be dem fault sha, that four walls of building called church have a way of bending even the most intelligent person to the dictates of folly and idiocy, even when one knows the truth internally, you won't still be able to voice it out, because the doctrines silence voices of truth.

Only the stubborn ones find their voices without fear.

FFK keh? Lemme laugh again hio hio hio hahaha

This is what they call "manna from heaven." 💃🕺

May his soul rest in peace!

MORIERA:
Ahhhhhh auntie ahhhhh fear God nau.. This your excuse is not excusing abeg

The lady is right. It is one of female's strategy to politely do away with unwanted toasters. And if the toaster carry bar and pays any of the billing without flinching just to have her, he becomes a Maga and ATM!

No time

KnowledgePower7:
My cousin dey complain for years about his wife. He married her a Virgin.
And he keep boasting about it until he found out why aunty was a virgin.

Turns out Aunty has medical condition that causes dryness and overtightness of vagiana.
Her health condition is why she didnt have sex and remain virgin.

He complain that sex was extremely painful for her..
That is almost gave her trauma
And she refuse to have sex till God knows when

Has KY jelly finished in the market? Your cousin wouldn't have exhausted up to half of the KY jelly before the thing go enter with smooth running to and fro 😩😏

Greatness09:
Not me drinking 5 alive pulpy and reading this 😃😃😃

E still dey but not as prominent as before. And the main one we knew was 5 alive citrus burst, before pulpy orange and other flavor.

I googled it now, they are packaged in both bottles and paper box. But I ve only seen pulpy in bottles only.

Ceenachi:
Which 5 Alive die and disappear
Nah you kill em

I dunno your state or location but here in lagos...5 Alive full my side, I even drank one yesterday before going to bed

Where I fell out with 5 alive was when they changed the packaging to that mostly white branding. The former design got me more than the new one. It was as if it wasn't attractive any longer.

And then it seemed that the slightly bitter and sweet taste of the old 5 alive is no longer there. I don't know if I'm imagining things sha or maybe I've lost my sharp childhood taste buds.

Yeeepa.. Owo ooo... Ajé ooo, oguguniso oniso booji, nibo lo wà ooo

God when

jazzman7711:
You are WRONG.

We are stronger as the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Sure it’s not cool that the English created the country.

But the south was really only shielded by the forest, or they could have been overrun by northerners long before the British invaded, and we would have been just one empire.

I think we were destined to be one nation.

All this talk of breaking up into mushroom countries no one’s heard of, is just ridiculous.

We are not stronger.... Remove lies from your eyes and face reality of what is happening.

You will never have peace in Nigeria if the evil of 1914 is not removed.

You're stronger together àbí? Will your 250 million population confidently face the likes of Israel in a war?

What has contributed to sabotage of development in Nigeria if not that the country is heterogenous.... Different tongues, culture, mindset and values and you think the white man did you good by merging you all together?

These are what they didn't do in their lands..... Most European countries that you all term developed are in 5, 10, 15, even 3, 4 million population and they clearly avoided mix up. These are countries you so called African giants can't face in battle and you are talking of strength.

What weakness is more than disunity of a society, that which you all have been struggling with since 1960?

So you think an Igbo or Yoruba president will think of doing good and some fulanis or hausa strong men will allow it especially when it reduces their cut of national cake?

Even the Britain that gave you this contraption are only united by monarch only (united kingdom) ... They all have different governments and are independent by region which have different prime ministers and country flags. Go and check it...

And they are better positioned than you people lying to yourselves because they all speak English, one language though with different accents.

Guy, dey think well abeg... And who told you forest protected the south. The south that have never be overrun in centuries. Also, who told you that all the north are one and are of one descent?

Was it not until the British came with cunny cunny and looked at the majority tribe in the north that made them give power to hausa/fulani? It was then that they were majorly recognized. As at before, everyone know him papa land, they could war with other northern tribes if they so wish, but they don't bring their madness to the south because the south are filled with different countries.

In 1840 when the fulani were delving deep into Yoruba land. The warriors of the Yoruba country successfully drove them back and defeated them despite their many onslaughts, so which place was overrun as if they never attempted it?

If you care about your own safety (I don't know if you are a southerner or not), it is common sense for you to know that the south is now flawlessly opened to attack now than when there was no Nigeria. We've been mixed up, and so any of their elites could take power, become the president just like Buhari and a cunny, silent underground war continues. Their bandits are seldomly arrested, but even you that do self defense could be jailed.

And even our own southern president can't effectively curtail their evils because they've been mixed with us, in our forests, by law of citizenry which gives them right to be in any part of Nigeria.

All these are happening before your eyes and you're talking about strength and development, dey play.

Oyinbos don't deceive themselves and that's one of reasons they are better than us.

Finally, before you talk of rest, enjoyment and development, talk security. Oyinbos understand this and that's why it is difficult to enter their lands, they give you visas, documents, expiry dates of visit etc.

And this is a major right that the northerners together with the laws of the land have taken away from every peaceful southerner and middle beltan.

You as a man, if you have a family, please invite your friends, few families, people of other tongue to come and live with you in your house with your wife and children, let them have access to your family secrets and properties and documents, let their children compete with your own children in your house (no matter how big) and let's see if you will have a peaceful environment and live in peace!

haybhi1:
Dear Yoruba, wake up and maximize your potentials. There's so much in store for us. We're limiting ourselves. We're represented well in Sounth America(Brazil, Cuba, Chile and so on), West Africa(Nigeria, Benin, Ghana and so on), sizable population in North America and Britain. That's 4 different continents outta the 6 well-habitable continents.

Let's take this opportunity to soar. Let's sell our arts and produces to the world and fly as high.Don't be daft. The past is gone. The present and future lie in our hands. If we now have more people in strongly developing and developed countries as a result of slave trade, so be it! Now is the time to use that to our advantage. We have to stop reeling over slavery that's long gone and can't attract any good off pity. Let's be responsible and take accountability serious.

There's a reason Yoruba have the most of any Nigerian tribe among the richest in USA and possibly UK. Now is time take advantage off the past to recreate the future for us, Yorubas, alone, because no one else is there when we were grinding. I very desperately want to see us soar so high.

Get that into your skull.

You can't tap fully into it until you leave this evil contraption dubiously created by Lugard!

CosmeticChemist:
😂

Na every day New terrorist group dey emerge from north.

Sara suka.

😂

The next one wey dey come na shuku shuku

slimmax:
Whe david confront goliath na laff them laff am, see as e end. E go shock you when pikin go kill you with pencil

Lol Lol... true yarn.
While I don't subscribe to backing down at a woman's fight challenge, someone needs to be careful because when you see people in great fits of rage (be it man or woman, but in this context women), they could be difficult to restrain even with people around.

This occurs especially when the woman has perceived the opponent (man) as weak and has no respect for him, hence the defiance, and thus, strengthening their rage and attack. I have seen some women fight like wild cats in roforofo fights and even after being defeated by the men, it wasn't easy for the men as they breathe with stress

Also, because they are women, some men underestimate their capabilities... While most women will be defeated and succumb to men's strength, some women are exceptionally strong.

Imagine someone with weapon in a fit of rage, you must be careful and keen and sure of yourself before you engage such.

Finally, I won't advise a chronic ògógóró and akpeteshi drinker with feather weight body to engage in such fights, because the woman go just carry am comot ground nack am yakata for ground in public

Feldie:
Shut up your mouth there. The only thing that concerns you people is sex and seed and tithes. What good have you done to the society? You make millions every month, how many people have you provided with free Healthcare or water or electricity?

If you search for this man on YouTube, you will see how he's been arresting people up and down for trivial and sometimes unproven cases. Very very wicked man
Social media is really fighting their empire and exposing them.

Bookhub:
What are the consequences na what if she is the one that left you,Africans and over religiosity,ever since I stopped going to all these churches I get peace of mind

Peace of mind is the goal bro 💯☑️

thorpido:
Well motivational speakers keep speaking about multiple streams of income.Guess that is what she is following.

Just being sarcastic.

You are not wrong.. It's just what it is.

Kobojunkie:
Vashti did not fail in her duties. She was instead married to a sick man and refused to debase herself.

With how controversial you are, you still dey make sense at times.

But this your comment shows how stup!d and senseless you are. In fact you dey mad and whatever western ideology that drives your mentality has clearly destroyed you.

To cap it all, you are a destroyer of good things (you may not know this).

Your supposed intelligence is actually foolishness and it is clear that you do not understand the universe wherein you exist not to talk of understanding ancient history in correspondence with the evolvement of the human race from then till the modern times!

To cap it all, you are a destroyer of good things (you may not know this).

CaptainFM1:
N400, 5mins Okada journey I took yesterday, the Okada man tell me the entire harlotry story of his wife.

Na Olosho wife full everywhere now.

Lol.. Share the story please

silibaba:
Especially those guy wey dey keep beards like davido. Single sense no dey most of them head.

Lol.. Hilarious where did you get this?

dalass:
The man is not Yoruba, the wife and children are definitely not Yoruba. But it seems he has kind Yoruba rescuers

Yoruba people no wicked reach this level abeg. Village winch that you people love to marry.. continue. Their plan is to escape poverty by fire by force.. e no matter whether papa or husband or even their children

Thank you jàre.... Some no get data to watch the video and if some get too, the Wickedness in them won't allow them say the truth, they will want to change the narrative.

Kingpele:
Too bad thank God he's still alive.... singing Tpain u did this oneioooo he did this one oooo...Name checkers Association of nairaland...we are not disappointed na them sophisticated West Side that bowed down and roll on the ground to greet thier parents and elders and use one hand to tie them like goat .hungerbad..so aside skullership and ritual, they have added this one to the list of their enterprise....wow....

Shut up! Tinubu's government is bad, we agree... But in this video, the victim and his family are clearly not Yorùbá.... His pidgin sounds igbo. It was Yorùbá people there that suspected what was happening and came to his rescue.