MrAbufayed:

See your gender,lol...he is not a patient man, simple life after discovering she was cheating,send few thousands of naira home they'll do justice, she'll just sleep and not wake up, autopsy will not be able to reveal the cause of death

wicked man... Lol

gaby:
This is evil.

Anything wey the woman she make she take.

A man as destroyed as this with no self-control can wreck havoc.

Abi the woman pack all her family members with her for the UK?

At some point, some people just say "eff it" and go on a murder-suicide spree.

This is evil.

I have one very close to me who's wife is messing around and is frustrated that the man is still keeping calm even with all her misbehaviors. She doesn't even hide it anymore.

Brother gentle dey swallow sheet because of him 4 properties.

Bros I hail o... This friend of yours sir, which country dem dey? Shey na this Nigeria

Honestfrend:

U get bad mouth..

No mind me

Beverages:

Messi Decision to go to Miami was influenced by his Family too.

We've seen players been bankrupt and broke after the end of their football career. Why not go for the money and invest for yourself and generation to come?

All these monies only comes once in ones lifetime.
Comes next season, his value in the trnfr mkt will start to dwindle and reduce.

You make hale while the sun shines.

I'm not arguing with you about this.... I meant na our way for naija. If na me ńkọ́? Na Saudi here I come o. How I go reject that money when I no dey craze

eleniyan2020:
Family and friends na thief...don't move at this age bro!

Oshimen sef na the first person for family... Guy go flex, do big boy... Him too go chop, no be say e go dey work for others. He's the alpha and omega of his bank account and he knows what goes in and comes out of there.

Emu4life:
Owo ni Koko.
You wey been dey Naija dey hustle, u don't even know where your next meal will come from. Now you got opportunity abroad and some idiots are telling you to play for Passion? Na Passion we go chop
Victor, tell them to pay you €300M per annum. Go secure the bag, go and become a Billionaire in Dollars then you can comeback and play for Nasarawa United 'for Passion'.

His value for years to come will even surpass local league... Dude still got age on his side. Hin go still enter USA for MLS sef.

Naija family no dey carry last... It's about securing the future.. Calculate am like mathematics

Our thoughts: who whiteman's trophies help ... Thunder fire passion

Olat4421:
What kind of nonsense is dis at dis civilized age someone is still a president of a country since 1982, even at d still d age of 90 still don’t want to leave dere , why are African leaders so arrogant,why is African a shit

That's why the only language they understand is force and violence, not reasoning.

funshint:

Please if "Yahweh" tells your Pastor to burn you, will you offer yourself up as a burnt offering?

You didn't understand his sacarsm

cenaman:
Channel tv

I go soon channel my palm into your cheeks 😏

Sweetvie:
I don't know why people sell their properties just to travel abroad that's full of uncertainty.

Where do you think most of them got the money to japa in the first place? Of course from the property sales. A risk they are willing to take because of promises and sentiments of the first world, that's all. They may now get there and start seeing shege. Na dem sabi.

fairplay90:
What is really happening?

No be play something again o

Lol.. E reach make person ask true true .. You don dey fear bá?

Sukkot wetin dey happen ooo

Mantilla:
Just wondering why France won't let Niger be.

Go and read about France and her colonialism and those who fought against them for independence, you'll understand them more.

b4ball:

I 100% agree with you that it takes collaboration with a Blackman to be exploited by the east and west.

However the case of francophone countries is on another league. Every black man should lend a voice and call out France. What kind of independence do you have when you have no control over your military, no control over your foreign policy, no control over your foreign reserves, no control over your central bank, no control over your mineral resources? You just take what is given to you as handouts?

Lol... People too like to dey deceive themselves... That's no independence, that is camouflage

zedegit:


You sabi swim?

Haba! no o ... what is it about swimming in this context?

APOPTOSIS:
America never forgives.
Avoid Crime at all cost.
It's truly a land of opportunities.
That's one country I know where someone can walk in with an empty wallet, a bottle of groundnuts and torn clothes and leave with genuinely acquired wealth.

Just avoid Crime and keep raking the money gradually. It may seem tough at the beginning, of which such is expected for any country but you must surely smile in the end. What I made in America in one year was more than what I made in Nigeria after 10 years of working in the Federal civil service. So pathetic Ogaaa.
I pray you recover from this mental distortion.

2 Things God will surely tell u to avoid in the U.S.
1st...Avoid Bad women @ all cost ( If possible all ladies)
Finally......Avoid Bad Company and Crime.
Thereafter, watch yourself glow with pride...

Boss, which channel you take enter. ... me wanna enter too nah, abeg

Westerhoffe:


She's even claiming to be a minor.

No mind the idiot ... she no get home training.

kereman1:


Even my hod aef no sabo book

Lol

Lol ... wahala department

CaptainFM1:
We carry orijo and everyone in the class score 100/100 in an objective test. And the orijo na that wooden yellow ruler we used. Bullet proof orijo wey no invigilator go code.

As the wooden ruler dey calibrated already, we just use the numbers on it as the questions number in multiple of 10. The first millimeter is (a), 2nd is (b) 3rd is (c), 4th is (d) while 5th is (e).

On each question, we just use needle or any sharp object to punch the appropriate scale corresponding to the answer.

Nobody suspect anything, 1hr paper, we were done in 20mins.

Chai! Criminals!

kereman1:
Another one, my department was one of the most unserious dept in futo, from students to hod, student come 5hours early just to keep seat for friends, we call it formation, our then departmental sec gen, obinna, was already at our exam centre at 5:30am to set formation, for a 9am exam, me and tolu got there by 6am, obinna had sellected the juicy Blindspot for his formation, he claimed over 20seats claiming that, it was for him, his guys and some mercineries, me and tolu wanted to be in the formation but obinna refuse, we beat up obinna before his colleagues came over, las las we still join the formation.

Guy, e sure me say you no sabi book

shantti:
I remember when they removed a mechanical engineering student from his hall and put only him in our hall(chemical engineering). The guy became the only mechanical engineering students seating in the midst of chemical engineers and our hall was very very strict unlike theirs and the guy didn't study cos he hoped on doing malpractice. For over an hour this guy was looking confused and kept on staring at his paper. When it was 30 mins to go he had no other option but to start copying from my answer booklets even though we were writing different exams 😂😂😂😂





He even borrowed pencil and ruler and neatly drew all the diagrams he saw in my booklets. 😂😂😂😂


When he was through he examined it and showed it to me and asked shey it's okay , I nodded and he jejely submitted his book 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol .... exam can be a real torture and oppression the tin don turn him to craze man

Many unforgettable moments since childhood. But the one wey I remember as an adult was when I was in the exam hall doing ECO 301, and for complete 45 minutes, I couldn't write anything and time was going, I knew nothing there. I was looking at others writing (well albeit there nonsense coz na "E" almost everyone get at the end of the day ) and I didn't know anything. I was lucky my guy was beside me just at least I could write something. Those were the days of S.U. tinx, I no know wen I begin copy the nonsense from my guy to fill my booklet, at least I was extremely relieved.

2nd one: In NYSC we did a certificate course (Management). During the Financial accting exam, I knew nothing there also; now, since the beginning of the first paper before that day, there had been an empty seat (an absentee candidate, only God knows why) beside me (sometimes adjacent due to seat arrangement).
So, one of my guy from PPA (they studied accounting in their HND from poly and knew it well) was far behind me in seat arrangement. And miraculously because of his troublesomeness at the back, an invigilator uprooted him from where he was and brought him to seat adjacent me just a little at my front. GOD CAME TO DELIVER ME !

He just looked at me and asked how far, I shook my head, and sharply he just dey show me little by little, na so I take finish 4 questions o if not, maybe I would have resat for that paper.

Lastly on a more lighter mood, one guy (one of the big boys for class though jovial, but we believe the guy dey smoke hemp small small despite his white teeth; hin fit look you and grin sudddenly with his white teeth in a silly way). This day we sat for an exam, an a deeper life man caught him, stood him up and asked why he was talking, the guy replied the man, "UHMN, SORRY SIR, WE WERE JUST RUBBING MINDS TOGETHER." I really laughed heartily inside. The man just shouted at him to get away I no kno whether he later released him back, I quickly faced my work.

Westerhoffe:
Try this in Nigerian school and see what happens… panel straight...

Teacher wey dey angry with hin salary, the amount of slaps that girl go chop ehn
I also imagine say if na naija police be dat

Think9ja:
Whether we like it or not, Nigeria is dead and gone. The country cannot and will not work.

Let no man deceive you that one idiot politician has the solution to Nigeria.

For example, how do you implement a policy like this?

Just work hard and give your children a good life but generally, the country cannot and will not work.

The British destroyed many generations the day they pronounced Nigeria as a country.

Nigeria was built on a faulty foundation so no magic can make the building stand.

The only solution to Nigeria is a disintegration. And I'm talking about disintegration into many pieces.

Souls are dying and wasting away everyday as a result of this current setup.

This is the truth many don't want to face ... their minds are locked and deluded and can't logically examine the situation on ground from many angles and sectors.

Cc: BESTScientist1 hope you see the comment I quoted, don't decieve yourself.

netmillionaires:
This pastor doesn't know why people don't want to give nowadays. A guy came to me cuddling a muslim rosary and begged for money. I gave him #500 which was the only change on me at the moment. I had a dream that night about someone trying to drag me off with a slavery chain. I woke up a neck pain the next day and there was rashes round my neck. The skin was peeling off.

About two weeks later I was about to cross to get some groceries when another guy stopped to ask for transport fare. I was like "Eh guy I no want wahala o". I crossed and then a thought came to my mind. Why don't you ask him to enter the bus and then pay the conductor directly. I crossed to meet the guy but couldn't find him. The same occur last month when a guy ask for transport to Oshodi and I gave him #500. I had to keep praying after giving him the money.

Mrniceguy001:
May God punish the UK. Especially this new prime minister. How do you create an avenue and even authenticate it with a possible Visa category - only for you to turn your back on the many you've collected money from....

May God punish all Nigerian politicians who couldn't use the money we had at our disposal when the colonial masters left to build a great Nigeria.

It is well.

I laugh. You still deluded bá? A great Nigeria indeed. This is the original problem: until you people awaken your consciousness (especially educated folks) that Nigeria is artificial and that there are many nations more than fit to be full fledged countries on their own being merged together, the slavery and problems in Nigeria will continue till eternity.

If the foundation had been good initially, the problem won't start in 1966 and continue even till now. The fathers that fought for independence though brilliant were too myopic and negligent not to agree to the total separation in 1960,even though they had the hint and included a secession clause, but someone like Zik proposed for total merging and it's a pity that it's even his tribe that is receiving woto woto today from Nigerian principalities and powers.

pocohantas:


I love Yoruba movies a lot, so inadvertently I keep up with them or their drama just shows up in my face. I don't think the guy wants to fck her up. I think he graced the wedding hoping to cash out later, but it didn't work out as planned. Even on the wedding day, he was forced to dance and hug his new wife.

Farida is 50+. Why does she need that self-funded big wedding? I keep telling these women not to overplay their independence, but they don't hear. It comes off like you are compensating for a feminine quality that you lack. Yenyenyen, I pay my own bills. Overly indepent women tend to get the worst of men. Allow men be men and stop the nonsense.

Lol... So guy man reluctantly danced and hugged. He's a bad actor! If he's got such inimical intent, then he should have given his best performance..

pocohantas:
The guy sure has his reasons.
But it doesn't change the fact that he isn't a responsible fellow, just like Farida. I think this is her 3rd husband or so. She was warned but she kept attacking everyone.

How do you marry your bestie's ex?
Your bestie sef has been in and out of various marriages. Dated popular FUJI musicians.

All these Lagos socialites have a poor sense of men. That is why fine London old boys association dey use their eyes see shege. This includes the actresses. Once they have money, it is to fix gold tooth and be going from one party to another with expensive aso ebi. Recycling the same men like Pasuma and MC Oluomo. Fighting over these men on Instagram and at parties.

Imagine the late Alaafin's queen is dating Portable. A queen?? God abeg!

If at this age you don't know how to get and keep a man, it is gone. A Nigerian man that knows his onions doesn't need your travel history. Except na gigolo you dey with.

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The Farida lady is courteous to customers though. Been to her shop on Akerele for pedicure. Very affordable and stellar service.

Hmmmm.. Women.. How you dey take get all these info. Anyways, methinks this guy just wanna punish am (treat her fuk up and waste her money) . Or is he just knowing all these negativities about her? He wasn't in for any marriage in the first place. He already planned to ditch her.

tnerro1:
.if they don’t want to cancel this NYSC, then let the northerners serve in the north and help their own people while the southerners does the same thing 😔😔😡

Manage the problem ... It is one Nigeria

Myrepublic:
Na personality sha.. I know of a family,that the woman was already a C.E.O before she met her man.. Infact she met the man ,when he went to do I.T in her company.. Na so the woman toast am.. You need to come and see how the woman respect him till date.. I have never seen couple loving each other like these two,in this our present day society. Some women get better heart o,while some na idiots too..

You are right about some ... but this CEO of yours maybe don see shege for men hand for past, and she dey look for husband desperately and had also been advised to be humble. And then this man she married also shows that he is a good man coz if na some, dem go don manipulate how to take all her properties and render her useless pretending to love her. Life sometimes no suppose hard.

M.Ed. Educational Administration/Leadership

sukkot:
Hmmm

Wetin o 😏