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Car Talk › Re: First Timer Going For Volkswagen Passat 2010-2015 by sharpwriter(m): 9:52pm On Aug 08, 2025
lionphil:
Dem dey tell you to stay off but your ori kukun will not allow you because dem dey give you at a giveaway price... Oju rẹ ma bọ́.
Hahahahahahaha... Leave am, experience go teach am, and he will learn the hard way grin grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Don’t Travel To Abroad If You Have High Sex Drive Please by sharpwriter(m): 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2025
luminouz:
Talk of Canada..not the US. Pussy dey everywhere for US
It could also depend on state. I have seen guys in Texas lament that girls dey hoard kitty, except for serious relationship wey fit lead to marriage grin
And once dem see you're not ready to commit, dem go japa. Na ear say sha, I never go Yankee before cheesy grin
Crime › Re: UK Based 33 Yr Old Nigerian Man Sentenced To 5 Yrs For Rape by sharpwriter(m): 4:05pm On Aug 08, 2025
dimejalex:
This Uk woman are wicked the guy didn’t rape her why are this people always like this God 🥲🥲😭
Why are you also lamenting what they're like? What are you looking for in their country and why do you idolize them as if they are gods?

If it is a must you must go there, avoid their troubles.
Crime › Re: UK Based 33 Yr Old Nigerian Man Sentenced To 5 Yrs For Rape by sharpwriter(m): 3:48pm On Aug 08, 2025
Dancebreaker:
Yes, some of our guys nor dey use their brain.

I don't enter a lift if the only person inside it is a woman. A woman threatened me with false accusation before. I only corrected her bad behaviour o.

She gloated that as a woman, everyone will believe her. A Naija woman for that matter. Black women in UK can be worse than oyinbo sef. Avoid any situation that puts both of you alone together. Once there are no witnesses, they will believe the woman.

Just nor loose guard for any woman, of any colour or creed abroad.
Which kain life come be dat wey you abroad guys dey live angry angry angry Are y'all in prison?

Doesn't feel normal to be running away from women like they're plagues. Weird society, I sympathize with you people. cry cry cheesy grin
Health › Re: Chikungunya Virus Breaks Out In China, 8,000 Persons Infected (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 4:01pm On Aug 06, 2025
Wetin be dix... Kí tún leléyí? shocked shocked grin
Romance › Re: Olamide Reveals His Favorite Food And It’s Not A Nigerian Food (photos) by sharpwriter(m): 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2025
mercysamuelson:
That's him. For me, na my Naija food I dey eat for Yankee. Nothing concern me with Broccoli. I hardly eat many of the food here. Its strictly my Naija food. I only ate Broccoli once and I don't like it. Even the fried chicken, I dey run. I make my chicken myself . My wife eat their foods and I concentrate on my own food too.
Ẹ̀gbọ́n, that thing wey dey your front for dp no look like our food o grin cheesy grin😩
Politics › Re: True Federalism: Listen To The Patriots’ Call - Punch Editorial by sharpwriter(m): 12:24pm On Aug 02, 2025
Amerengues2:
True Federalism is a mirage presently! I pray God do something about this country. Now i understand when someone said that, after God created Nigeria, He went to the backyard to laugh
When did God create Nigeria?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Protests Hit Côte D’ivoire As 83-year-old President Ouattara Declares Fourt by sharpwriter(m): 5:29pm On Jul 30, 2025
Definitely not different from Gbagbo that was ousted out for him to take the leadership of the country.
Crime › Re: Flood: Displaced Hippos Kill One, Attack Communities In Adamawa by sharpwriter(m): 12:23am On Jul 29, 2025
lordm:
This animal go sweet sha, with enough oil. It will be good for banga soup
Lol.. I can imagine it being grilled with enough pepper and being stepped down with fresh palm-wine, in fact with fresh jollof rice... Yeeepa 😋😋😋😜
Romance › Re: What I noticed about 90% of Tiktok girls by sharpwriter(m): 12:18am On Jul 29, 2025
shortgun:
grin grin
Carry your L and go sleep cheesy
Don't mind him.
Romance › Re: What I noticed about 90% of Tiktok girls by sharpwriter(m): 12:17am On Jul 29, 2025
SultanOfPuna:
Imagine if you are hungry and I keep teasing you with a plate of jollof with fish goat meat and chicken
Guy rest and lick your wounds in silence wink grin
Why you dey angry?

I'm sure your manner of approach was rude and terrible. Abi no be you carry one ashawo for ashewo beer parlor and you were fvcking her, saying debasing and mean tinx to anger her deliberately and spitting saliva around the room at intervals like a cobra angry

So because dem dey show body for content engagement or doing hookups, dem no be human being or person children again. So someone don match your rude energy and you dey angry.

Selfish humans with double standards! angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: 2024 WAFCON Finals (3 - 2) On 26th July 2025 by sharpwriter(m): 11:14pm On Jul 26, 2025
ComeToJesus:
They didn't drop. Other teams improved and caught up..
We should also have improved than where we were... Have you seen Spanish and England teams? Top notch coordination and man like performances. I always dey fear just imagining falcons meet dem. E be like say I go piss for body grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: 2024 WAFCON Finals (3 - 2) On 26th July 2025 by sharpwriter(m): 11:10pm On Jul 26, 2025
coernes:
What a lesson! Never give up in life. Up super falcons.

Okworonkwo, Michelle highly instrumental. 10th African women champions.

Minus corruption and greed leadership, Nigeria is great
I didn't watch the match, was disappointed seeing 2-0 down... Browsing through Facebook, I suddenly saw 2-2... I rushed back go look the match, e do me like dream, still watching e become 3-2 in Nigeria's favor, I said waoh.
Proud of tha girlz! Congrats to them.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: 2024 WAFCON Finals (3 - 2) On 26th July 2025 by sharpwriter(m): 11:06pm On Jul 26, 2025
The thing do Morrocans like dream grin cheesy... Dem lose guard. Dem think e easy to win wafcon 9 times before this final, and it's now 10 grin

Experience beats dem... And it's not even that Falcons's performance is that excellent these days.

Back in the days Falcons always win by 6-0 as a norm, a weaker team suffers 8 goals down. Only Ghana gives tough time, ND we always defeat them by 2-0.

Despite this drop in excellence, Falcons are still very dangerous, which they have demonstrated tonight. Congratulations to them and all Nigeria 🎉🎊🎉💐💯👏
Politics › Re: Nigerians Risk Deportation As UK Scraps Sponsorship For Over 100 Skilled Jobs by sharpwriter(m): 6:20am On Jul 26, 2025
omoredia:
Deport them all. Many of them voted for Tinubu and ran away. They should come and enjoy what they voted for
Kai... Ọmọ, you are wicked ó shocked cheesy grin

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Celebrities › Re: Happy 65th Birthday To Legendary Actor, Charles Okafor by sharpwriter(m): 7:05pm On Jul 23, 2025
Happy birthday to tha legend... Long life and prosperity!
My debut knowledge of him was in the movie "DELIVERANCE." Very scary movie that year.
Romance › Re: Is This Statement True About Ladies. by sharpwriter(m): 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2025
Abbeytoy:
Woman like cr@zy guys….

If you use love tone for them, they run away but if you use dirty or Sexualize them, they run after you.

Talking from experience and I can share screenshots of one now.
Please share... Seeing is believing.
Sports › Re: Endrick Marries Gabriely Miranda (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 7:11pm On Jul 19, 2025
Shimbo96:
18yrs -24yrs... This boy will cry like a baboon soon... I pity him, more reason why they get divorce at a young age
Lol.. And the girl will laugh like HYENA at his stvpidity cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: American CEO, Andy Byron Caught In Compromising Position, Wife Deletes His Name by sharpwriter(m): 8:34am On Jul 19, 2025
Inspectorsuga22:
So hug is now evidence of cheating eh... interesting
Did you see the video? The man hurriedly hid himself the moment they became aware they were in the spotlight.. grin grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2024 WAFCON Quarter finals (5 - 0) On 18th July 2025 by sharpwriter(m): 8:20pm On Jul 18, 2025
rainluv:
Everybody is now hailing the falcons after predicting their loss to Zambia as the fave to win the match 😏
Don't mind them.. People, they only want roses everytime.

With the way Zambia was hyped, I don dey fear for our girls, only to see them leading by 3-0 when I checked the scores grin
Education › Re: Can You Solve This Mathematics by sharpwriter(m): 10:39am On Jul 15, 2025
I gat 63 people in total


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Career › Re: Why Graduates Are Leaving Lagos For Smaller Cities by sharpwriter(m): 7:23pm On Jul 14, 2025
oyeb15:
Lagos that waste your grandpa ,great grandpa time can also waste your time if u are not careful.
That's why it's safe to return home when are still useful for yourself and queue behind those you left at home.
This is an underrated comment. I have an uncle and an aunt, it is when they returned home their lives started to have meaning.
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Photos Of All Her Exes Vs. The 'odogwu' She's Marrying Now(Photos/Vi by sharpwriter(m): 6:09pm On Jul 14, 2025
advanceDNA:
U are right....

But some men also deceive themselves that such girl actually loves them especially when they start to experience mid life or late life psychological crises
From your best definition and perspective, what is mid-life crises?
Politics › Re: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead! by sharpwriter(m): 8:17pm On Jul 13, 2025
CaseSensitive:
RIP Buhari. Say "Hi" to Fela Kuti. I bet you've both got scores to settle.
I wish Fela is handed a koboko to flog him mercilessly in the great beyond. grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead! by sharpwriter(m): 7:54pm On Jul 13, 2025
Sagefromtheeast:
That was Tinubu and his agbero street gangsters
Under Buhari's watch.
Politics › Re: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead! by sharpwriter(m): 7:07pm On Jul 13, 2025
Bwanasaraw:
I don't think anyone will cry sha. He left a very bad legacy.
Nepotism
Banditry
Scam Refinery rehabilitation
And brutality.. Remember ENDSARS youths he killed.
Travel › Re: Japa: Nigerian Lady Shocked By Crowd At Belarus Embassy In Abuja(Photos/Video) by sharpwriter(m): 10:48am On Jul 13, 2025
Neoteny:
These Japa people are doing it not because of poverty or hardship, but the nonsensical "abroad" mentality prevalent among Nigerians that equate migration with success and enlightenment.

There's this false idea of a non-discriminatory utopia where migration is dead easy, jobs are plentiful begging for applicants, money grows on trees, the locals welcome migrants, the girls swoon at the sight of black men, all the streets are perfectly paved with gold, honey runs from taps, and everything is all fine and dandy.

People who live abroad, or who even went briefly and came back, earn a strange sort of mystic admiration.
You nailed it... Nigeria is the headquarters of crowd mentality. Very gullible and easy to deceive. Just paint some poison for them with nice colors, they will sing your praises and you will win over them psychologically.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Fans Sign Petition Against Signing Madueke From Chelsea by sharpwriter(m): 9:53pm On Jul 11, 2025
seunlayi:
Make dem go carry osinmen, before dem go start dey mumu in front of goal when EPL start
They will wait another one year when his contract with Galatasaray through Napoli will expire, and then he will be free.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Fans Sign Petition Against Signing Madueke From Chelsea by sharpwriter(m): 9:49pm On Jul 11, 2025
EponObi:
Even with all these, no one is mentioning or bidding Osimhen. One day, we go really understand what the issue is. Very weird phenomenon.

Gyokeres, even Rashford, Ademola (that has no business with Barca) are getting interest. But not Osimhen.
He's not free yet, he's signed another one year on loan at Galatasaray because his remaining contract with Napoli remains a year.
Events › Re: Umuada Criticised For 'collecting Tea And Bread During The Burial Of Young Lady' by sharpwriter(m): 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2025
RealLordZeus:
That tradition is very repulsive...
In the SW, usually if you died below 50years, it's oku ofo and won't be celebrated
This is not totally true... It is upheld mostly in the far past, but now, eating (let's not use the word celebrate directly) depends; if the young deceased gives birth to a child or children before death, it is certain in some families that a mini menu menu will be given especially when involves a small formal program being officiated by a priest.

The tempo is minimal. However, for aged oldies that die, hah! Na elaborate and money gulping ceremony and celebration.

@OBALUJONES

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