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Family / Re: A Yahooboy Wants To Marry My Daughter. What Should I Do? Elderly Man Asks (vid) by sharpwriter(m): 10:17pm On Mar 30
MightySparrow:


Besides, my daughter gave me a shocker of my life when, one day she told me, ' why all these hassles of education; why can't someone look for a rich guy and marry and be enjoying?

I was shocked to my marrow.



Why?

This is a medical student in the University!
Ii must tell you, I think being in that profession itself is a pride that should not be tempted by a yahoo boy.

Let's hear your own wisdom.
Lol cheesy cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by sharpwriter(m): 6:22pm On Mar 30
HenryWilliams:


Ode .so in your small mind, only death can remove the crown off her head abi?
Shut up òpònú, what do you know about the internal affairs in faraway kingdom of UK... Why didn't anything remove the crown off her head, what else would remove the crown as long as she lives, even sickness and old age didn't remove it... Why don't you go and tell Charles now that he's sick to off the crown.

Or is it everyday you see a monarch abdicate the throne just because he or she is old?

So the old woman shouldn't live again just because she get son angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by sharpwriter(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30
Aurelius1:
Typical Nigerian mindset ! Always quick to accuse others of their misfortune.
Lol, you no see as him talk as if hin be the babaláwo wey run the parole for the woman cheesy clowns
Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by sharpwriter(m): 1:21pm On Mar 30
HenryWilliams:
I just pity this old man.
From the moment he took Camilla as his mistress/wife..his life had turned upside down..
Nothing good ever happened after that..
Then his mother..
My gosh..that woman wicked..
Kept the throne well into her nineties..
Denied her son the kingship for decades..
Now Charles can't even enjoy the title.
His will be Probably be one of the shortest reigns in English history.
I'd advise him to abdicate the throne to his son and take care of his health and die honorably..
When humans speak a times, they speak like toddlers. So the mama has power of life and death to determine when she would die or if she would live or if she would remain strong and weak in old age.

Small time now, you people would denigrate fate and destiny angry

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Travel / Re: 2 U.S Army Helicopters Crash Within 48 Hours, Killing Soldiers (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 11:20am On Mar 30
shocked

E be like say this thing neva stop for Yankee o

Broz Apoptosis, abeg wetin you hear say dey hapin for the States nah shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Moment 87-Year-Old Obasanjo Jumped Down The Stage At An Event (Video) by sharpwriter(m): 11:18am On Mar 30
Kenmatt:
I didn't see the Video.

But OBJ should take it easy with all these his "gra gra" so that it will be said that he is not just Hale and hearty but strong and kicking.

Papa, you're old for goodness sake. Just take it cool.
You talk my mind finish grin
Some Yẹ̀yẹ́ people now go dey call us bad belle, when what we're simply doing is that we are giving baba advice like son to father grin
Crime / Re: Teenage Boy Stabs His 15-Year-Old Friend To Death In Bauchi by sharpwriter(m): 10:59am On Mar 30
angry angry
Isa stab Isa
Isa - Isa =0
One to the great beyond, and one to life prison or gallows, therefore none of them is around, Thus, Isa =f(0)

angry cry

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Celebrities / Re: 50cents Thought About Nigeria and Africa. by sharpwriter(m): 8:41am On Mar 30
APOPTOSIS:
Whoever wrote this really visited AFRICA.
The person is absolutely Correct.
Each time I tell my Black American colleagues how life is unfair to many black Africans in Sub Saharan Africa, they think I'm lying and wouldn't want them to accompany me to Africa. I tell them the reason Nigerians do well in the United States is simple....
America has set the pace for them. You have no single reason not to make it as a Nigerian except you are still battling document issue and unhealthy.
They wonder how Nigerians come in with Nylon bags and leave with millions. There's hardly any condition a Nigerian would meet in the USA & not survive it, simply because Nigeria would have happened to u severally.
I have vowed to bring at least one each time I visit Africa
I plead to be the first intake this year, do I have a yes?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by sharpwriter(m): 4:52pm On Mar 29
questioner:
Looking back, I have a had 4 threesomes. Since I am not disposed to paying (directly) for sex, they all happened spontaneously, which added to the excitement.
Two happened in my house, one in my hotel room while on a trip and the last in the girl's house (with her lesbo roomie).

The first two still send tingles down my spine whenever I think about them.
Let me tell you about the second one - 100% true story, names and locations might have been changed slightly to conceal identity

To be continued...
Oga, where av you been nau? People are waiting for you. We're enjoying your story. So do quick come.

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Landscape Of Gombe State , North East, Nigeria by sharpwriter(m): 3:52pm On Mar 29
kenny714433:
I'm looking at these pictures and imagining something. Just imagine you decide to climb up that rock.
You are at the top and about to take some cool pictures. Immediately, some malnourished kids witb gun and knives start telling you...

Kai, I go kam dawn or I go shoot you down... And your eyes go shine like 😳

You are still processing what he's trying to say.. And you hear "tikum" in your occiput.

You are trying to hold your occiput and all of a sudden angel Gabriel ask you what were you looking for in Gombe? Oya go this way.

You move that way and see your ancestors that died years ago.
Hahahahahahaha ..... you are really cracking me up cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Business / Re: Who Can Monetize Facebook Group And Page by sharpwriter(m): 1:33pm On Mar 28
dailytells:
I have a Facebook group that has 50k followers. I want to use it for business and make money from it. Who can help.
The Facebook is upto 5years old. I want to use it in advertisement. I also have a page of 45k followers.

Please what should I do. Thanks
You want person to help you do it (social media manager) or you wanna do it yourself? What kinda business are you into?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had A Menage A Trois? My Experiences Were Too Crazy To Believe. by sharpwriter(m): 12:06pm On Mar 28
gaby:
Kontinuuuu
Ha! Ẹ̀gbọ́n cheesy grin
Agriculture / Re: This Cow Was Sold For One Million, One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (video) by sharpwriter(m): 10:56am On Mar 28
LadyRosa:


Lol!
Even when I was single, I still buy from abattoir because I find it very cheap,and I'm a meat lover. I store meat upto 4 months, most of the time I dry it very well, like very dry.

Abattoirs are not pleasant trust me, but I'm already used to it. As a teen, years back,My father dey carry me go there go buy meat, and na for my head him go carry the bag put. Very heavy shiitt!
Education / Re: Cyril Ndifon: 16 Nude Videos Found In Suspended UNICAL Dean’s Phone by sharpwriter(m): 6:31pm On Feb 13
markidoo:
You raped my Sis in 2015 August precisely As a Final Year Student that she was by then and she fought you legally to the point that you were suspended from the University, trust Tribalism, Cross Riverians Said you're their first Law Rapist of A Professor and you were reinstated despite the Court orders and ICPC restrains. 8 yrs letter you committed the same crime against numerous young ladoes that never knew about my sister's case. KARMA 👏😁 HAS LOCATED YOU, ROT IN JAIL WITH NO BENEFITS COS YOU'LL BE DISHONORABLY DISMISSED. Check my 2015 thread here about this same case here on Nairaland
I juat read your story. So sad .... sorry for what happened to your sis. From what you wrote and this current news, it is apparent that the man is an animal that should be kept away from human society, not to now talk of seeing him within the confine of an academic institution.
Politics / Re: Kwara Varsity Deputy Bursar Dies Watching Super Eagles AFCON Semi-finals by sharpwriter(m): 3:39pm On Feb 08
richiemcgold:

Na wa o. Me sef make I just say na luck I get yesterday.

The way my heart they do me during that match, e be like say e wan fail. I never felt like that in my life. My heart come dey beat so fast and loud. E dey do like ji-gbi-ji-gbi, gbi-gbi-gbi! I no fit stand, I no fit siddon; I was seriously on edge throughout the penalty shootout. Yet I no wan commot my eyes for TV. I can't believe it say I still get passion for Nigeria like dis o. The thing surprise me.
Did you bet? grin
Crime / Re: Bandits Who Kidnapped 63 Women In Katsina Release Video Of The Bride & Women by sharpwriter(m): 9:58am On Feb 07
madridguy:
The FG should do something about this bastards before it is too late.
Since how many years? Since Jonathan, it's been happening, it's already more than ten years. So that your before it's too late mantra doesn't count. The country is gone. Even an angel can't fix it coz of the system. Unless the system is destroyed and reorganized, your hope or faith in the country will always be a mirage.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Tells Crowd He Recently Met With Mitterrand, President Who Died In 1996 by sharpwriter(m): 2:11pm On Feb 06
Astra101:
Might be true grin
Lol.. Maybe Mitterand na Akudaaya (living dead) grin
Sports / Re: The Moment Jose Piesero Went To South Africa Himself To Scot For Nwabali(photo) by sharpwriter(m): 10:54pm On Feb 04
Christian36:
Honestly, that man made me to hate SE.
grin cheesy na Yẹ̀yẹ́ man... There was this news then that he didn't want to stay in Nigeria to coach. He wanted to be coming (traveling) down from Germany to Nigeria anytime he has coaching sessions with the players. grin I can't even remember whether the stvpid NFF agreed then.
Sports / Re: The Moment Jose Piesero Went To South Africa Himself To Scot For Nwabali(photo) by sharpwriter(m): 7:00pm On Feb 04
Tesenak20:



But the irony of it all is that Berti Vogts was the most useless coach we ever had. In his time, the whole team was in disarray, no pattern, no success, only draw draw like draw soup grin
Very stupid coach angry

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Health / Re: Side Effects Of Dudu Osun Soap You Should Know Before Using It by sharpwriter(m): 11:05am On Feb 04
Ohraykon:
Una don come, kolo mentality people, but you believe oyinbo soap is better abi? Una dey craze, you know the chemicals these people put in their products even their food. May the spirit of sankara fight you to stupor!!!
Don't mind him, na Yẹ̀yẹ́ person. Since I returned to using dudu osun, i just have this peace whenever I'm bathing grin

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Health / Re: Side Effects Of Dudu Osun Soap You Should Know Before Using It by sharpwriter(m): 10:59am On Feb 04
ReviewAnything:


This does not mean it's without side effects. The article is to let you know possible side effects not condemning the soap
It has no side effect.. Just say you want view for your funny blog. Today is Sunday, therefore I prophesy, receive views in Jesus name angry

Health / Re: Side Effects Of Dudu Osun Soap You Should Know Before Using It by sharpwriter(m): 11:10pm On Feb 03
The best soap wey dey last well well... Good returns for money spent wink
Politics / Re: Hunters, Amotekun Brutalized And Arrest Ekiti Kidnappers (graphic video) by sharpwriter(m): 10:58pm On Feb 03
Botragelad:
Any idea on how I could access the video?
Click that Facebook link there.
Romance / Re: Guys, I'hv Being Battling Typhoid For Weeks, I Need Prayers! by sharpwriter(m): 3:43pm On Feb 03
Testiebobo:
Guys, i'hv being battling typhoid for weeks, i need prayers!
I am seriously sick since all this while. It started from malaria and developed to typhoid. I'hv being managing the typhoid with some prescriptions like antibiotics and chlramphenical(chloromycel). In this current economical hardship, one is seriously sick. I swear nothing is better than a sound health. I NEED PRAYERS!
Quit chloramphenicol... CIPROTAB (Ciprofloxacin) is your best bet.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by sharpwriter(m): 6:03pm On Feb 02
Lankybaby:
Link to watch the match not the one asking to download vpn
https://afr.waterfalldate.com/football/2526021-nigeria-vs-angola.html
Celebrities / Re: Lady In Utter Shock As Mountain Lion Breaks Into Her Home In Canada by sharpwriter(m): 9:01pm On Jan 31
bigdawg7:
ain't gon lie i never heard of mountain lion we learn everyday tho
Mountain lion simply means Puma! You never hear that one before too?

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Sports / Re: AFCON: We're Happy Senegal Is Out, We Missed Jackson's Goals So Much- Pochettin by sharpwriter(m): 4:38pm On Jan 31
Unguarded yarns angry
Politics / Re: Breaking News!! Ethnic Crises And Killings Break Out In Delta! Kill Each Other ! by sharpwriter(m): 6:28am On Jan 29
Blitzking:
An you can see, those clamouring for nigeria to break up are liars and deceivers those guys ordinarily should be brothers but what can u see? greed..those clamouring for division want to become emperors of the new formed state..what we need are strong institutions.if possible sef the whole Africa should be one whole nation.
You are really a backward thinking person and very well under colonial spell and hypnosis. Read what you wrote again if it means anything to you. If possible whole of Africa àbí? So that we can live in crisis and commotion everyday without peace. Go and stop whatever you're drinking. How old are you? And what is your definition of a nation?
Sports / Re: Every Country Wants A Player Like Him - Asamoah Gyan Hails Osimhen by sharpwriter(m): 11:29am On Jan 28
Isokoboy:
I was not surprise by oshy speed sha...person wey sell pure water for lagos road....
Lol... The way he runs always make me laugh. With long legs like antelope, before you know it, he don run reach you comot ball for your legs, he com get stamina join. cheesy cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: I Heard If You Join Ogboni by sharpwriter(m): 10:02pm On Jan 27
Anny69:
Why do you think I am?
Just asking baby

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