₦airaland Forum

Vickyvice:
very dangerous. It's gaboon viper. In ika/Agbor language, it's called ajuani. Rarely bites, but if u touch its tiny tail, e don be for d person, death comes almost Swifty, if no immediate treatment.

Bro the snake is extremely dangerous o.. If bitten death could be in hours if not treated immediately

We dey wait o

Following up..

Pls what's the job description

If there is a perfect example of the worst mistake one has made in their lifetime... It would be that of fani-kayode.

The fool practically digged his own grave and majestically slept in it

There is absolutely no remedy for this mistake of his

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Oga shut the hell up!!! What do you know about a family...? So because he's out of a job his wife and the innocent children should starve abi...? Nonsense. Instead you telling him to get his lazy ass up to scrap around and hustle like a man, you're encouraging him to fold his hands here on Nairaland by looking for sympathy from people of his calibre . Nonsense. Later you'll say you're a man . Tueh !!!

look at this nincompoop.. Am sure you are not even married yet and you are here making such insensitive statement.

Listen it is very normal for a man to have ups and downs in life. O.p just had a small issue of which am sure he's trying to remedy the situation and the wife just went away.

Come to think of it.. Why isn't the wife even working. So she is just idling away her time depending 100% on her husband. She must be very stupid.

She should also get her lazy ass up, get to work, and support her husband

And they still couldn't win

Esseite:
You complain of rising unemployment but you have championed an embargo on government recruitment for years now.

There are drastic measures to take in springing up capitalized micro and SME businesses fully funded by the private sector. The retirement age needs to be reduced across board to force out a certain age and above into the market to create jobs while they still have the energy and capital. Which leaves room for mass recruitment of a younger lack of capital population to be trained younger.

The very bad Nigerian situation has already created a young generation gap of unemployed citizens, there is no way that gap would be closed without drastic measures.

You are a wise man

Choi.. Another guy man don dey chop him wife ooohh!!

So even after you got married you were still seeing this woman.. You are either obsessively obsessed with her or you have gone bananas

It's quite easy.. Just charge below the average price of sewing and if you're good the word will spread around

That we will eventually die someday

You have finally won the battle against your village people.. Your mums prayers have finally paid off

Go and do Thanksgiving in church with something that breathes.

dannyrhymes600:
Lol e possible oh

Starseed:
Had one horrible experience with one guy (then medical student, now a medical doctor) in Mandela hostel block D, UNIPORT. This guy would come into the hostel around 10-11pm when students are about to hit the bed. He would sneak into rooms of unsuspecting victims and steal their valuables.

One night, I caught him sneaking into my neighbor's room to steal his fone. I quickly raised an alarm. We gave him a hot chase. Luckily for him, he got away. He knew I was one of those guys that chased him that night. But we still act like that incident never happened cos he was my senior colleague. He never came to Mandela hostel again. But I still heard of his "stealscapes" in doctor's lounge.

Maybe person swear for am

Na that kind doctor go fit thief person kidney after treating for malaria

dannyrhymes600:
Kleptomaniacs are people who steal uncontrollably, they may not need the item they steal but they just have a strong urge to steal it.

First experience

When I was in junior sec we had this big guy in our class, he steals anything he sets his eyes on. From erasers, pencils, chalks, cane, already used notebooks, sharpeners, dirty socks even launch boxes. He was asked to bring his parents to school on several occasions but his mum never showed up. People nicknamed him ( omo baba elekun ) the crying man's son because his dad crys anytime he was called to the school concerning his son's case. The father looks and smells rich, he even owned a car then, the funny part is, this guy comes to school with 500 naira. 500 naira was real cash back in 2007. When you ask him why he steals he will start crying and ask you if he steals, it was as if he wasn't aware he steals.


Second experience

Around 2013 when I finished senior sec i was enjoying myself at home so most times I was seen roaming about in the barracks with friends. I became friends with this girl whose dad was a master warrant officer. That is a good rank in the Nigerian army. We noticed that anytime she comes to our house something always get missing. My mum called my attention to it but I didn't want to believe she was the one stealing them. She came to our house one day through the kitchen door and few seconds later my mum started looking for the matches ontop of the shelf. As she was going home, she wanted to give me money to buy recharge card and do subscription so we can chat on 2go at night, that was when the matchbox fell from her pocket, I didn't say anything because I was surprised as hell. Next day, she came and we started looking for our TV remote, I just went to their house and collected it from her without saying a word. Babe even stole my lil bro's spoilt palito radio. She is the only child of her father, her mum died when giving birth to her. I nicknamed her sticky fingers. She liked that name till we left the barracks, she said it was the nicest name someone gave her because of her condition. Others call her names like barawo, thief, armed robber and other painful names.

I believe these people need help, if you notice a clepto please don't be harsh to them

You can also share your experiences too

Guy if say u go bleep that babe she fit thief your prick o..

udemzyudex:
Bear with her? Easier said than done, you think he hasn't bear with her enough before posting it here,a pastor for that matter.

Of course nobody is perfect but that doesn't mean we shouldn't work towards getting the best part of us.

This is one of the reason i go against no sex before marriage, those biblical sh1tting talks about premarital sex is bullshit because at the end you will be the only one to carry your cross, you will be the only one to bear the pains.

Knowing your partner sexual prowess should be one of the things to be considered before marrying him/her because lack of sex have destroyed a lot of marriage, some live as siblings now in their house.

So are you suggesting he should divorce his wife?

Slizzords:
Mumuuu man

Ogun roast your left smelly nyash dia

Decryptor:
Tears seeped out of my eyes when I watched that part.

Tokyo was one of the decision makers in the team although she was stubborn, she will be missed.



But she was loved by the group. That inspector mum...I still dey suspect her sha. The part where she hid scissors in her hand...HMMMMM!

No matter how bad a child is they would still be loved by their family.. That doesn't change the fact that they are bad

Well as for the inspector let's wait and see how her own drama unfolds

Minister for bandits affairs.. The earlier this man is arrested and prosecuted the better for nigerians

Pastor nobody is perfect.. You of all people should know that.

If low libido is her only problem then I think you can at least bear with her on that cuz am sure you have your own shortcomings which she overlookes.

At least thank God she is not cheating on you

That girl really bleeped up in the previous seasons so am even kind of relieved she's gone.

So far so good it went well and it seems the inspector that gave birth will be joining them... Mehn I can't wait for December

The lesson I think you are missing is that you shouldn't put all your eggs in a basket (next time try putting some of your money and other valuables in your pocket and the rest in your wallet)

Romanoff:
I very much doubt it o.

So you are not even sure and you are ready to nail the woman to the cross

Romanoff:
If it is really grace, why does she only sell for one hour daily, excluding Wednesdays and why does she make limited quantity?

She might have other engagements.. Na only akara she come sell for this life

taiwotimitt:
Those people dey use juju ooo.....

Person wey no dey go church or mosque dey talk about grace abi....

Dem plenty.......

All those joints is a no go area for me

You might be correct to an extent.. But you don't need to go to a church or a mosque for grace to fall on you

When grace fall upon you people go think say na juju..

iamtardey:
In that situation, it's flirty.

How are you certain it was flirty. It could possibly be that he has a business idea that he probably would like her to key into... Or it might even be possible that she just made it all up

ceejay10:
sense will not kee you