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J UNIT:
me not making it is like saying that shaz is not a pU*SY

[color=olive]Meaning you are never gonna make it.[/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . need to let off some stress, b[/color]

[color=olive]And oops. . did i forget to say that y'all have to compile ya bars together to make one _giant verse. . That's the way it iz.[/color]

[color=olive]Left for me, the deadline would have been 20 minutes ago but just for y'all that say you 'were busy'.[/color]

[color=olive]Hahahahaha. . you actually, seriously and honestly call that a verse, talk less of a diss? Knot ya shoelaces and quit trippin'.[/color]

[color=olive]@Brid,

Mehn, i tire.[/color]

[color=olive]They want to have a go at Shaz. They drop 3 bars against Shaz here.

[center]Deadline: 26th October, 2008.[/center]

They
J Unit
Makavele
Dyabman[center]SHAZ![/center]
Schizoid
Ur-killer[/color]

[color=olive]We should call this a volume 1, lol . . They VS Shaz[/color]

[color=olive]How the eff does 'd.ick' rhyme with 'mock'. . and okay, i feel like letting the steam off. .

Makavele
Ur-killer
Schizoid
Dyabman
J Unit. .

Get ya headz together and try to beat one. . drop 3bars each. . Deadline: 26th October.[/color]

[color=olive]Ahh, save us the essays, honestly, if u put this much effort in ya WAEC, you wouldnt have bagged an F9.[/color]

[color=olive]@Sauron,

Lol. . it is well. [/color]

[color=olive]@Chessguru,
I got it. Thanks. But no matter how many times you send it, there'll be only one reply. I'm still pondering on the thread. Thanks for the reminder.[/color]

[color=olive]@Wordsmith,
12:00 is Midday, T-rex wanted in at 21:30, not 9:30.

@Tianshie,
Thanks a mil.

@All,
Can we proceed please? Any offposts from now on will be DELETED, I strongly advise.[/color]

Gamine:
Hey Chessguru.

Nawa o, i didnt know this game was a dangerous one until my friend got shot
because of a chess tournament.
Please how safe are these tournaments in Nigeria.

A friend of mine, who i used to play with in school, left my school for the UK

he got involved in chess as usual and entered for a tournament.

Only for him to get to the finals and some people tell him to lose

he thought they were joking and when he won, he got shot twice.

Luckily he survived and his parents took him out of the UK to Ukraine, sharply

he is schooling there now.

i just wonder if such stuffz happen in Nigeria too, its scary mehn!

[color=olive]Wow. . that's serious. Well, a game is a game anywhere. It could happen everywhere.[/color]

[color=olive]I play some PC games too. . I just hate the occasional seizures. They get on my nerves.[/color]

[color=olive]Tianshie and Saucekid,

# EACH NETCEE HAS JUST 36 HOURS TO DROP THEIR VERSE STARTING FROM 23:37 GMT, 8TH OCTOBER, 2008 OR THEY FORFEIT THEIR MATCH.

That's the rules stated int the beginning, not me. Sorry, you lost your chance: Deadline 10TH OCTOBER, 2008 12:00 GMT was extended till 13TH OCTOBER, 2008. What else do ya want?[/color]

[color=olive]No one gave deadlines till 13th October and the deadline was 36 hours after the tourney started. The deadline was even extended to last night 23:59. Only extra grace was added today. Sorry, you didn't make it in time but the rules and fixtures stand.[/color]

[color=olive]Next round's fixtures:

1. Malthuss vs Crude
2. Wordsmith vs Mailmalc
3. Sauron vs Ganjamind
4. MC Brave vs Alexpissu

[center]Good luck guys. You've got 48 hours starting from now.[/center][/color]

[color=olive]Hmmn. .Brid /. Lolokay, to speed things up, they're both through to the next round.

Okay, here are the results:

[center]Makavele vs Alexpissu - Alexpissu. No show by Makavele
Crude vs Worldbest - Crude. No show by Worldbest
Malthuss vs Tianshie - Malthuss. No show by Tianshie
Ganjamind vs MailMalc - Ganjamind & MailMalc.
T-Rex vs Wordsmith - Wordsmith. No show by T-Rex
Saucekid vs McBrave - Mc Brave. No show by Saucekid
J-Unit vs Sauron - Sauron (Hannibal). Knock out.[/center][/color]

[color=olive]@ SAuron, they are all included. .

Nameplays are in Wordplays (no one here ever does nameplays, tho)
VOcab is really unnecessary in rap categories, I may spit the dictionary and make no sense, d'you get me?
Complexity has been there from day one
Punchlines are the 'STINGS'[/color]

[color=olive]Peeps are so relcutant to drop so guys, I'm so sorry you didn't get a 1-year waiting period for you to drop your verses.

[center]GANJAMIND vs MAILMALC
Ganjamind[/center][/color]

lyrically I'm like anthrax to d MAIL i leave d MAC(malc) DEAD
someone beta tell this cat this aint AMERICAN IDOL I'm too corrosive for lite RAP HEADS
[color=olive]I need to understand the 'forced' wordplay in the first line. Other than that, that bar is a cool opener.[/color]

xplosive like JAR HEAD on d mic when i WRAP(rap) cats i bury like MUMMY
even if d mail was SPALDIN he aint got d BALLZ to make it through d loop of this TOURNIE
[color=olive]wow. .ok, now this is it, practically, nice wordplays.[/color]

prayin for a missed match probably whinnin y he got paired wit d mind
too late to decline when u meet d wrath of ganja its ur fate that is defined
[color=olive]Hmmn . . cool[/color]

spit words that SLICE cats like KIMBO malc never bled no one xcept his period blud he shed(pussy!!!)
he d type of fella that wants a HOLIDAY in war but i Bleep JAY n put this broad to BED
[color=olive]lol. . cool[/color]

lyrical euthanasia I'm givin ya i get rid of whack netcees like bad habbits
look dawg ur style is gabbage wit more knock offs dan d chinese market
[color=olive]Well dope.[/color]

my lyrics re like crack to rap addicts spit d good isht rap fiends gotta blast it
look BOY I'm BAD as BIG on d mic don't need hype to SHINE my flows r classic
[color=olive]Alliterations. . but too much hype[/color]

lyrically drastic this cat so whack even if he was an open show i bet a seat he barely sold
d mail gotta b kiddin me thinkin he darth vader in d star wars episode
[color=olive]LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. . wow[/color]

hommie this is star warz d rap thread Bleep d jedi we red eye up in this murder bleeper
word to brid hope u got a circus thread for clowns like this sucker,
[color=olive]Nice closer, G[/color]

[center][color=olive]Mailmalc[/center][/color]

Upgradin ur MEMORY won't SAVE u d favour 'because u took the wrong drastic measures
*LOL, i POP* lyrical trigger to R.I.P this minor nigga like one, two STATIC MAJORs
[color=olive]Didn't really rhyme, plus you can't say 'LOL', it's an action, not a word. . apart from that, itz a kul opener[/color]

your whole slugs like that inscription on 'petrol trucks' are 'highly Inflammable'
so when u MATCH me i throw STICKS , ignite it to consume u because my skill's Incredible
[color=olive]multis are a bit forced. . and you gave him props 'highly inflammable'. . that's against you[/color]

i am WAY so sick that i have become a disease on NAVIGATION screens
ur balls so small even after magnifyin it, call me a lyrical terminator & here's your termination script
[color=olive]Okay, wordplays here too. . flow's off, terminator is repeated in one line - dumbs down the bar.[/color]

Ganja's mind is shaky that is why he never stays on point like a trembling aim
better-refrain because i'm BEGINNING to think this is the END of your game
[color=olive]lol, damn fam. . okay, one tip - you didn't need to highlight the wordplay in this line.[/color]

r ma let my instincts deal wit this, Ganjamind is an icon representing the DUMBest lyricist
so weneva i TALK sh*t i'm only telling his FAKE ass i am who hip hop's REALest is
[color=olive]nice multi. . forced wordplays[/color]

you's like an ancient scene me is bringing fresh drama like a movie premier
now ur LAME shine's looking dimmer, that is cause malc' never be loosin his STAND
[color=olive]no rhymes. weak bar[/color]

none of your weak moves ever catches mailmalc off guard because 2/4/7 he stays scheming
Ganjamind wins! Mailmalc Lose! hahahaha Ganjamind is day dreaming
[color=olive]filler bar[/color]

the fact is that the DIFFERENCE between you and wackness is the SAME thing
so 'brid & Shaz gon kick u out because 'retards' they sure no longer be retaining
[color=olive]ok. . could have been worded better tho.

My Opinion

Y'all should work on ya flows.

My Vote
Metaphors - Both
Sting - Ganjamind
Rhyming - Both
Wordplays - Ganjamind, made more impact
Delivery - Both
Creativity & Originality - Both

[center]Ganjamind took this round. Good luck guys.[/center][/color]

[color=olive]Lol. .okay, ksmallz go on.

The first round verses deadline has been waaaay extended, y'all have till 00:00 13th OCtober GMT[/color]

[color=olive]David! Quit dullin'.[/color]

[color=olive][center]J UNIT vs HANNIBAL

J Unit[/center][/color]

Ladies and Gentlemen, stand up, it is J UNIT
Star wars pro elite, let me start off this tourney with sauron’s defeat
[color=olive]Nothing much here.[/color]

When I spit, NIGGAZ get sore(sau), when I spit NIGGAZ start to run(ron)
Let me mix up a rap cocktail, it’s called the elimination of sauron
[color=olive]Not a wordplay, dude, I ain't feeling this.[/color]

Went to rap school, came out with straight A’s, nigga u a drop out
I’ve raised the bar already, nigga you going to fall out
[color=olive]Lol at the 2nd line, you got jokes.[/color]

Kid, you ain’t got no game, no flow, no hoes, and no dough
Sauron can't you see, you might as well go home
[color=olive]NAh![/color]

My lyrics are like medicine, it would heal you from your lyrical disease
I know my lyrics are tight, but damm, did you have to self-service next to this
[color=olive]Damn! The 2nd line was 'tight'[/color]

Your system about to shutdown, after reading this,my rap is a virus
You don’t need to Bleep any guy, to contact this, gay
[color=olive]Erm. . no![/color]

nigga watch your back, J unit’s wrath could haunt you at anytime
this ain’t boasting, nigga, my rap tastes better than old wine
[color=olive]Okay[/color]

In just 16 bars, I’ve made this nigga despondent
Shaz, Brid, who my next whack opponent
[color=olive]Not a closer, take that from me. Let's see the other verse.[/color]


[center]Hannibal[/center]

The first to get served, i've already heard about your past strife,
And u were boastin about your talents till u got your throat knifed.
[color=olive]Nah. . 'Cept that was a personal, it din't hit[/color]

You are a self proclaimed gay king, but dogg u can't match up to ma schemes.
I can interprete words to dreams, you are just a cat that got happy with Lord Of The Rings!!
[color=olive]Nice multies[/color]

Stop buzzin like a pest, I ma leave u bloodied up by ma bayonets, bloodied corpse displays a mess.
Asking for a rematch, hoping i'D say YES? Sadly-your talent's(like discount, when it comes to skills) "PAY LESS".
[color=olive]The flow was off. Multies were kinda forced.[/color]

J-unit, the word "UNIT" tells me your IQ is a low single digit
Sauron needs one minute to put this slug back to his cesspit.
[color=olive]Vocabs, i notice. Structure is kinda poor.[/color]

You cocky slug . . .but honestly fool, who gets sonned by spiritual words?
Those words ya posted are a child's play excuse for a verse!
[color=olive]Lmao! fab[/color]

let me chill like a villain while i murder this child . . .J-Unit beware, Sauron is wild,
I shoulda let u laugh at ma disses but u would hurt me with ur ugly smile. . .
[color=olive]That's two bars squeezed together as two so your flow is off again. the lines are 'okay'[/color]

You are not worth my time, this' a keystyle that's rippin your hide 'because u is a swine.
And i'm not that kind, But i'D say you are always lickin a gay's slime.
[color=olive]Played concept[/color]

Jizz Unit, i never meant to clog ya chances but dogg, ya won't last in this tourney!!,
Sauron's taken u on a year's journey: i can bet your wifey is mad Hot. Tell her i'D spare a round if she's got money.
[color=olive]I didn't feel this either.

My Opinion

Y'all should work on ya openers and closers.

My Vote
Metaphors - Both
Sting - Hannibal
Rhyming - Hannibal, due to multis
Wordplays - None
Delivery - None
Creativity & Originality - Both

[center]Hannibal took this. Great battle, guys.[/center][/color]

[color=olive]How about now? /[/color]

[color=olive]OMdaze, Sauron, that was a pure over-sight and yeah, no one except you was left out right, J-Unit was on stand-by and the others were not invited, and some that were invited haven't turned up. Accept mi apologies, fam.

[center]NEW TOURNEY FIXTURES: Sauron VS J-Unit[/center][/color]

[color=olive]@Cooldud62*,

Sorry but no mod can change any posts on Nairaland. Wrong accusation![/color]

[color=olive]Hey, cool . .do stay active[/color]

[color=olive]******************************RULES*************************************


* STRICTLY 16 LINES (8 BARS)

* HYBRID AND SHAZ HAVE THE FINAL SAY AS JUDGE OF THE TOURNEY

* NO RE-MATCH

* POINTS/BARS WILL BE SCORED ON THE FOLLOWING BASIS

# METAPHORS & SIMILIES
# STING (THIS WILL REPLACE DISS,IN OTHER WORDS UR DISS HAS TO HIT)
# RHYMING
# WORDPLAYS
# DELIVERY
# CREATIVITY AND ORIGINALITY

* NETCEES ARE OUT OF THE TOURNY ONCE THEY LOSE A MATCH.

* INCASE THERE IS A TIE BETWEEN SHAZ'S AND BRID'S JUDGEMENT, THERE HAS TO BE A REMATCH OF 4 BARS.

* EACH NETCEE HAS JUST 36 HOURS TO DROP THEIR VERSE STARTING FROM 23:37 GMT, 8TH OCTOBER, 2008 OR THEY FORFEIT THEIR MATCH.

[center]We hope this is lucid enough, Happy battling. - 'Brid & Shaz[/center][/color]

[color=olive]Copyright and Authority Note

* THE HYBRID HAS SOLE RIGHT TO THIS THREAD AND THE BATTLE THREAD PROPER.

** SHAZ IS A CO-JUDGE IN THE UP COMING TOURNEY. SHE HAS EQUAL AUTHORITY ON THE THREAD AS HYBRID.

*** IF YOU ARE NOT A PARTICIPANT IN THIS TOURNY, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A POST HERE AS IT WILL BE DELETED.[/color]

[color=olive]For those 'seeing is believing guys', here's proof of how the pairs were picked.[/color]