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[color=olive]You're welcome [/color]

Tgirl4real:
Have u had one before

[color=olive]Yes. On paper . . lol[/color]

[color=olive]Daynike should be 'Denike[/color]

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[color=olive]Okay, for the meaning of LOL, check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL AND/OR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdYys6SpZjE&feature=related .

LOL means Laughing out Loud, although there might be other variations, e.g. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lol[/color]

[color=olive]Congrats.[/color]

[color=olive]@Tinuk,

You can't post on the Nairaland home page. Only the Administrator can.[/color]

[color=olive]I don't get you. And whatever it is, I'll sort it on the forum.[/color]

OLDSYNC VS MAKAVELE

Bleep, Bleep, am back with my axe, ready to mark this veil,
Am stuck into this a*se, rock steady to make tha fool wail,
[color=olive]You just dissed ya self[/color]

Y'all know I've got my respect, that's still a reason y'all hail,
I kick shit easily, I don't mind if it stinks to dig out a dead one,
[color=olive]gfhjhggvjhiuhfxpgsp. . sorry[/color]

I need to kill easily that is why am paired with this misfed con,
Makavele aint a nu looser to me, he only won the battle against his bi*ches,
[color=olive]Where's the rhyme and the flow? And no disses or elements employed.[/color]

I'm not too happy that am only adding your win to my riches,
Edosio called men out for a show, a ni99a without attitude is coughing
[color=olive]enh??[/color]

Am still vexed, that I lost the chance to use Tai Chi(tIANSHIE) as a stepping stone,
Now the damage on your face will be like that on Katrina zone,
[color=olive]omG . . sync, what's wrong witcha?[/color]

Sure man, I aint got no clone, I kill all creatures, even those with bones,
Never got much time to use on this chicken, I need a battle with beef
[color=olive]*somebody wake me up*[/color]

I'm from the west, i diss you like we dissed deaf with leaf,
Fore i take my leave, i need to make an arrangement for u a bus with a flag of leaf
[color=olive]Rhyme with the same word??[/color]

Thief can excape my wrath better don't Bleep witha king that disgraces thiefs in public
[color=olive]Incomplete closer . .No SIR![/color]

MAKAVELE @oldsync

i'll diss you in no good manner, because the fakesync, you's the epitome of BABARISM
u need to step your this-illusioned game, that's why you're nicknamed PHANTISM
[color=olive]nothing on me[/color]

early in the /MORNING/ when u'll still be /SLEEPING/ me be doing ma' /DISSING/
i do it without /CEASING/ to u it ain't /PLEASIN/ you's a faker dropping lines without /REASON/
[color=olive]erm. . slashes? they didnt count . . and these are empty lines.[/color]

am da greatest lyrical boxer, even mike tyson can't stand 1 punchLINE
oldsync is fake, he got spanked and pouts his lips saying: punch MINE
[color=olive]Erm . . [/color]

i've got 99999 lives, been shot at by bleeping wackstas, yet i LIVETH
erase u from history, spit on your grave n' inscribe: Fakesync whom da Maka KILLETH
[color=olive]irrelevant[/color]

am so full of flows, am capable of causing a dynamic ECLIPSE
send out disses like laser beams, u'll get peforated like a patient wit ulcer PEPSIS
[color=olive]okay - one metaphor[/color]

i'll glue your neck to the basement, and let go off the guillotine, get ready for EXECUTION
kick ya butt straight to hell, no hope for next life, even Jesus won't grant a RESURRECTION
[color=olive]no![/color]

i deal da real /PUNCHES/, no time for lame /BUNCHES/, ma' lines are superior like HI-FI
even 3.5g of dope won't make you syncronize, my game's got connectivity like WI-FI
[color=olive]lame[/color]

am the ruthless executioner, while your'e on my list of fakers bout to get KILLED
your claiming valor, but have only got paper-tiger, u don't stand a chance even after doping DEAL
[color=olive]sgdfgcfv8tut7354t3x6r65675 v567v5 7t6t576 vt76c 576 t7[/color]

am dusting your ass pretty fast, u gon' be selling ex-punchlines on da HILLS
you's a fake actor, aint getting a part in this thriller, so how u gon' pay your BILLS?
[color=olive]*yawn*[/color]

am bloodthirsty like a vampire waiting to render your SPLEENLESS
da oldsync reps /FAKENESS/ this /NAMELESS/ cat's brain is full of typical /WACKNESS/
[color=olive]i'm really bored, serious[/color]

d fakesync's like engine with only 3 revs: slow, slower n' SLOWEST
come wit a batallion of soldiers, u still wont defeat me, i remain invincible because am da BRAVEST
[color=olive]*skip*[/color]

i;ve got a prison with punchlines bout' to get RELEASED
your sure to get hit n' come up wit da /DISEASE/ that will leave u /DECEASED/
[color=olive]. [/color]

i'll leave u battling for the death row, u cunt-SEEKER/ d*ck GIVER/
bring doom like evil /NEMESIS/, u just read the /GENESIS/ of MAKAVELE the death-DEALER
[color=olive]Do you think using swear words means you've arrived or what? And to be honest, this verse is way below par. Less than expected.

MY PERSONAL VOTE= None.

For posterity reasons:
Metaphor - None
Wordplays - None
Flows - None
Structure - None
Punchlines - None
Rhymes - Makavele
Vocabs - None
Creativity - None
Multis - None

winner -Makavele[/color]

CRUDE@T-REX

Mic-checkin got this fake Giant shitting in his pants
I strike the "G" from this Giant burst the "I" leave him the "Ant"
[color=olive]Nice meta+wordplay[/color]

I know ei' way on the rap labyrinth, like i'm the son of the soil
Check it, i'm most expensive to rap-nation, call me Crude oil
[color=olive]Errrrrrrrrr . .[/color]

Flowing gas-o-line, through my rap-line, and spray your ass
I've got this match i'ma strike it, n burn u to ash
[color=olive]The next line's dope - wordplay[/color]

Leave u lookin like u got entwined with an ignited Nitro
'Fo u freestyle use your Stylo, lest u post bulk of typos
[color=olive]erm . . . [/color]

your tight flow reveals your're tyro, now i'm lyrically psycho
Dont be stupid take heed, go and update your lyrical Silo
[color=olive]lyrical silo - dope - first line, unnecessary[/color]

I did the Math .'. T + Rex = Nil
On your ass i'ma spit tipex n wite u out of this tourney
[color=olive]First line was shit . . like no meaning . . the next was OK[/color]

Here is my liter bin, u can drop some of your tightest there
You're as good as Nothing, it's like i'm battling an open air
[color=olive]'like i'm battling an open air' - dope[/color]

You Sound like guitar without strings, i'ma pluck your vocal Chord
You get kicked arround all the time, u aint got game u're the ball
[color=olive]ok, i guess . . but the closer did not hit hard in my eyes[/color]


T-REX@CRUDE

i'm about to murk this cat/so start countin your loss
imagine an apprentice who wants to battle da boss
[color=olive]pretty elementary wordplay - infact no wordplay because apprentices challenge their bosses and win in real life so . . [/color]

battlin me u know is worse than sucide
this fool is a plus to my list of my lyrical gynocide
[color]Irrelevant[/color]

u aint gat game/ like an empty zoo
i'm too tight mayne/u can't step in my shoe
[color=olive]If flippin is not allowed in the tourney, then this bar earns you a straight DQ. But if it is, why - that was a SICK line - i mean the 'u aint gat game/ like an empty zoo' - dope. the second dampened the bar.[/color]

u sure need a transformer to step up your weak lines
u aint on top but u still gon decline
[color=olive]First one was okay - the next was wack[/color]

when i mic check/then its sure your games over
because u against me is like a beetle to a rover
[color=olive]erm. . .[/color]

plus your delivery is poorer than nipost
in rap u can't move foward like light poles
[color=olive]'delivery is poorer than nipost' - sick. . the next line was sh*t[/color]

i've gat bars to lock hiphop violators lyke u
and i'm a lyrical bot u don't want to screw
[color=olive]hjsdgjgsdklgjsdlkgjgjsdojbvsdobjsdosgfsd . . sorry, that's what happens when i'm bored[/color]

i brought a big trash can were u can spit your garbage
next time u flee/because like earthquakes i wreck damage
[color=olive]hmmn. . not cool

VERDICT

Metaphors - Crude
Wordplays - Crude
Rhymes - Both
Structure - None
Vocabs - None
Punchlines - Crude
Personals - None
Flow - None
Creativity - Both

[center]My VOTE - Crude[/center][/color]

[color=olive]How to hide your e-mail address from your profile

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1517.160.html#msg2739799[/color]

[color=olive][center]HOW TO HIDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS FROM YOUR PROFILE[/center]

1. Click on the Profile tab on the top of the page.

2. You'll see a column which says: Account Related Settings. Click on it.

3. Then, read the page till you get to the Hide your address from Public Column.

4. Click on the box in front of it. A tick will be indicated in the box after this action.

5. Remember to click on the Change Profile TAB on the bottom of that page. Then, your change will be accepted. Check your profile summary to view the change.

Hope you find this useful. [/color]

[color=olive]Yo. . J unit, some of us have lives outside the net, iite? And yeah, check when i posted last on NHH.

@y'all,
Yeah, sorry but I've been busy, God knows and I didnt want to do no rush job but i'll just 'NIKE' it.[/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . okay, you guys should stop taking the mickey . . you can't be conversant with everything. [/color]

[color=olive]For other forum abbreviations and their meanings, check https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-95670.0.html[/color]

[color=olive]LOL means 'Laughing out loud.' It's used as a reply to comments you find funny. [/color]

[color=olive]2Timothy 2:5
Psalms 21:11[/color]

[color=olive]no insults! It's not bad to be a fresher[/color]

[color=olive]@Riskie,
Nice one. Just keep on practicing.

@edosioo,
Been busy - gimme a few more hours. Sorry for the delay.[/color]

[color=olive]@Brid,
Waitin on Mal to shown sown readiness.

@Ganja,
Keep it dope - we about to 'lounge on lyricists' aha

@All,
I'll get back atcha[/color]

[color=olive]Thanks, 'Smith. . I must admit I wondered about that verse - I mean the lower bit. I googled the first line then I just let it be. [/color]

[color=olive]Erm, Caf, We already got a thread for that - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-158682.0.html[/color]

[color=olive]Hey Caf, you're new here, yeah? We grab. But we don't run things like that here.

Drop a verse. If people say you're good, you're good. If they say you're wack - ya know. You don't diss for no reason, iite? The highest you can do is call your challenger to a battle or resort to elevatin' ya skills.

Respect others and you just might get there.[/color]

[color=olive][/color]

[color=olive]Okay, I'll be replying the questions I can while the Admin will do the 'personal ones'.

1. Author - Eldee[/color]
Q: Why is there no action when I click on the 'report this user' link in the whole forum?
[color=olive]A: There is a 'report to moderator' link at the bottom right corner of each post of every poster. please, you this wisely.

2. Author - Eldee[/color]
Q: Why do you get punished for sumn when you're in the romance section and you go scot free when you do the same thing in sum other section?
[color=olive]A: All sorted now.

3. Author - Eldee[/color]
Q: Why can't some specialist section like the'Computers' and 'Rap Battle' section have a special moderator, nominated by fellow members there, cus it's obvious only sumone in the business can handle offences that don't apply everywhere. They don't have to necessarily possess the right to ban but they could report to you with their own opinions accepted.
[color=olive]A: All sorted.

4. Author - Ztyle[/color]
Q: No Support Section in Nairaland? Where all members can chat with you.
[color=olive]A: This section, Nairaland - www. nairaland.com/nigeria/board-18.0.html, is meant for these issues; issues that concern Nairaland and Nairaland alone.

5. Author - Aladunni[/color]
Q: Please why this discrepancy in the orginal number of posts and what appears beside one's ID.
[color=olive]A: Certain forum posts do not count in Nairaland - Rap Battles, Forum Games etc.

6. Author - Nella[/color]
Q: How come I'm unable to remove my e-mail 4rom my profile? -- Help?
[color=olive]A: It is required by the forum. You can only HIDE it from your profile.

I hope your questions have been answered. [/color]

Gamine:
Which Minority

44% is hardly a minority

[color=olive]Preach it! How can 44% be a minority? [/color]

[color=olive]Damn![/color]

[color=olive]YOU! . . lol . . can't diss, sorry.[/color]

[color=olive]Erm. . Caf, YOU should be the one droppin' a verse [/color]

[color=olive]@SeanT21,
Thanks for helping but the poster's asking for a different thing.

@Jbzcc,
[center]HOW TO MAKE A SIGNATURE[/center]

1. Click on the Profile tab on the top of the page.

2. You'll see a column which says: Modify Profile. Click on Forum Profile information

3. Then, scroll down the page until you get to the Signature Column.

4. Enter the details you want into the blank space. You cannot enter more than 72 characters; spaces include.

5. Remember to click on the Change Profile TAB on the bottom of that page. Then, your signature is ready, check your next post.

Hope you find this useful. [/color]

[color=olive]I AM a Nigerian. I just have priorities than watching a match at 5am. By the way, I lost interest in Nigerian Matches since February 6th, 2006: when they played Tunisia and lost (1:1; Penalties 6:5). And also, when they came to England for the 'Nigeria VS Ghana match, February 6th, 2007. I wasted my time to go to the stad and we were beaten 4:1.

I just don't see the point. I'm better off flying the Nigerian flag while playing PES or LMA, at least i'm in control .[/color]