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[color=olive]I think you have a valid point.[/color]

[color=olive]Hey Cayon, I've been asked by the Admin to answer certain questions posted on here. Here goes:[/color]

1)
Are the$e rule$ for the $afety and comfort of all member$?.
[color=olive]Yes, they are. [/color]

2)
I$ it politically correct for the admin to a$k a que$tion or make a $tatement and not giving the member$ the opportunity to re$pond? For example locking the thread.
[color=olive]The thread was locked due to the influx on questions, which are usually left unanswered. If you have questions to ask, you can wait a while for the thread to be opened or in the meantime, create your own thread.[/color]

3)
the letter ES fell off my key board. . . . hence I have to u$e the dollar $ign. $eun, what $hould i do?
[color=olive]I think you can ask this question at the Computers Childboard: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-22.0.html for an appropriate reply.[/color]

[color=olive]ife-eco-06,
Been there, done that- I mean the addiction thing, around last year. but afterwhile i got used to it. I guess you will too.[/color]

[color=olive]The best thing is to hide your mail and have a different ID on the same account for purposes of instant messaging. I used to get a lot of these spam messages till I adopted this technique.[/color]

[color=olive]Hey y'all.Welcome to Nairaland. If you find anything confusing, check this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-162414.0.html. And if you don't find your answer, you can make a post and you'll bre replied as soon as possible.[/color]

[color=olive]@Nosa101,
Sorry, I'll have to do your verse after this. I'm so sorry.

@Edosioo,
I guess u're lucky.[/color]


QUARTERFINAL 1 FLOWSHOW VS J-UNIT

FLOWSHOW @J-UNIT

in the quarterfinals/'flowshow' aint a newbie/punchlines like queen bee/
no one knows who this mic checker be/goodness me/
[color=olive]The opener aint that clear - sounds like a self-diss, i mean the second line. But similes are A-OK[/color]

lyrically born to wreck this/metaphors in full force /busts your testis
check this/am da illest mc/even with all the pieces u would still puzzle
[color=olive]Okay![/color]

i don't mumble /my rhymes don't fumble/flow is laid back/boy am so humble
i don't grumble /flowshow comes unexpected like a ghastly accident/
[color=olive]A try on multis - but they are elementary. Nice metaphor on second line.[/color]

You said your 'evil' this aint playstation doug /so it can't your ''resident''
i push bricks /i aint talking bout the one your brothers play on tetris
[color=olive]The wordplay intended in line one was sh*t, honest. . the second one was self-hyping and too decipherable.[/color]

don't vex this/your better off being a houseboy washing laundries
flowshows' pen the pound beater like peter /flowshowing rhymes aint lenghty
[color=olive]No elements - okay - one simile[/color]

punches in serenity /u is the mini version of humpty dumpty
flowshows' lounging/nigga i spit more venoms than indian cobras
[color=olive]WHY are YOU chanting NURSERY RHYMES? Second line was manageable.[/color]

u is nofing but a shoemaker somm like an illiterate ojuelegba shoe cobbler
nigga u lame like a lepper/even when u were caught eatin chocolates u STILL couldnt spit bars
[color=olive]I do not appreciate the first line . . NO WAY, I'D SAY! but the second one was okay[/color]

judgements like the nigerian bar/i aint talking bout where your mother works
naija rocks/no wonder his defeat looks fixed like chinese olympic fireworks
[color=olive]Cool, I guess - the rest has been *ahem*[/color]

call me the rap tudor/am the one rappers worship like a nairaland rap idol
like somm big brother shit/hommie am watching u like your fathers' roof
[color=olive]The worst lines are made by wackers - especially those that lie when they rap. . read between the line. . And hey, there was nothing in this bar. . [/color]

u battlin flows?/nigga beating me needs more than scientific proof
i don't bark woof/cuzz i aint a dog like u/am a DOGG thats doug with a double g
[color=olive]SH*T[/color]

i talk smack like dvds/u talk too much words/that is why doggs can't bite u
the quantity of the rubbish u talk determines how much flowshow smack you
[color=olive]'Smack' like 'dvds@ make no sense, sorry. . silly bar[/color]

am sick with it/ thats why the nairaland crowd is screaming
the only times he comes real with it is when he is dreaming
[color=olive]Damn, you're like a 'tse-tse fly' Cuz all your bars make me drowsy[/color]

flowshow multis are way better/ more freindly than fair weather
personal vendetta/flowshow multis come with a capital 'M' letter
[color=olive]Erm. . Remind me later . . *YAwwwwwwwwwwn![/color]

like cream cheddars/flowshow gets paid more than nigerian bank tellers/
[color=olive]Incomplete bar - means the filler aint what its meant to be . . tho the line was okay[/color]


J-UNIT @ flowshow

new sound click n wer gowin on sik\
man don't want to test cus he will get slit\
nar not wid a blade wid ma bars u tit\
so don't try n mess cus man will get ripped\
[color=olive]*Stiff yawn* . . DAmn![/color]

, ull get torn apart\
got bars that wil put a hole in ya heart\
from da first to da last my flow is dark\
so don't try n test ull get ripped like a fart\
[color=olive]Ripped like a fart - now, that's some sick metaphor[/color]

, n am far from cheerful\
man wants bars so i give him an earfull\
truama, is making manz fearfull\
catch manz on road n dey starts gettin tearfull\
[color=olive]Nah . . [/color]

cus, im a nasty lad\
far from sane no am gowin on mad\
so don't chat shit bowt how ya manz stab\
cus when it cums to u your far from bad
[color=olive]Sounds more like a lullaby than a battle verse, i'm afraid[/color]

Bleep battlin' cats, I’m J Uniting cats, which means single-handedly I’m embarrassing cats
Why you cummin up short like a million midgets masturbatin ~ flowhoe
[color=olive]DAmn! Where'd you get that from? That was ill!!![/color]

After the fight, I might kiss my opponent, maybe” ~ flowshow
If it wasn’t for our opponents, we’d be nobody. They’re the ones who enhance our victories.
I’m a lyrical pirahna
Strapped with a grenade in the pool with your momma
Attack her by the legs and I pull her to the bottom."
so let the next cat bring it on.
[color=olive]Erm. . was that a speech or what? You need to structure ya verse to make it interesting

Punchlines - Flowshow
Multis - Flowshow
Flow - None, Both were off
Personals - None
Wordplay - J unit
Metaphors - Flowshow
Vocabs - None
Structure - None
Creativity - Both

VERDICT - Flowshow[/color]

[color=olive]lol. . I couldn't be bothered to watch cuz I saw this ahead.[/color]

[color=olive]Hey Tondo, Welcome to nairaland! Try to Stay Active. In order to find your way around, follow this link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-162414.0.html. I hope you find it cool.[/color]

[color=olive]Damn! Malc. .[/color]

[color=olive]Awww, Menike haz to go. .

Erm. . okay, I'ma do as you said. Stay fly. . Your absence would be felt.[/color]

[color=olive]Irritating. . . . I mean the polls - but since your contestants ain't complaining, no probs[/color]

[color=olive]Hey Mariab, welcome to Nairaland. Do stay active. And down to your question, if you're asking of how to use the forum, follow this link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-162414.0.html[/color]

[color=olive]How To Set Your Time According to Your Time Zone

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-82326.0.html#msg1548079[/color]

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[color=olive]How To Add Pictures To Your Profile

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-138741.0.html#msg2375983[/color]

[color=olive]How To Create A Topic

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-142313.0.html[/color]

[color=olive]Forum Abbreviations and Their Meanings

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-95670.0.html[/color]

[color=olive]I thought it'll be clumsy to keep all the informative threads sticky so I'll post all the links here. [/color]

[color=olive]True say, Gamine[/color]

[color=olive]I don't fancy Xbox 360 - the pads are 'arggggh' . . lol[/color]

It's most definitely mot owned by me, but I can't waste my time trying to prosecute people

[color=olive]Hope you got your back-up plan incase they decide to play tricks?[/color]

[color=olive]@Gabcool, drop ya e-mail addy[/color]

[color=olive]You can alter this yourself.

1. Click on the Profile tab on the top of the page.

2. You'll see a column which says: Modify Profile. Click on Look and Layout preferences.

3. Then, tick the box which has Show most recent posts at the top in front of it.

4. Remember to click on the Change Profile TAB on the bottom of that page. Then, your change would be made.

No need for the arrogance.[/color]

[color=olive]Good to come baq to the hood tho I'm way beyond this
Don't overstep - or i'ma put a tag on ya like Londis[/color]

[color=olive]If you're new to Nairaland, please introduce yourself here. Thanks[/color]

[color=olive]lol. . [/color]

[color=olive]Hmmn . . are u sure?[/color]

[color=olive]hmmn. . [/color]

[color=olive]Skeleton[/color]

[color=olive]I don see am - na from your ear them dey run come[/color]

[color=olive]Brothas abi Uncles. . let us know o![/color]