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WORDSMITH

THE EULOGY. . .

See, i stays grounded like roadblocks/
on toppa that, the show stops when i blow hot/
[color=olive]Nice metaphors and rhymes[/color]

metas? Lol, only time u +Worked at a Punch+ is when u give blowjobs/
[color=olive]Nice punchline there[/color]

why rush for a bloodbath when your guts i'm spilling it/
your rhymes are like coma patients, son, i ain't feeling it/
[color=olive]Meta-punch[/color]

flip sick verses and watch the crowd cheer [chair] like tables/
trick, i'm the truth, u's nothing but a made up fable/
[color=olive]'cheer like tables' was dope. . i wasnt feeling the second line, it could have hit harder[/color]

The Warcraft? Yeah, i know my role and your's is on em poles/
you see ho, u swing low, then finally dip low on a Love Machine/
[color=olive]Just a filler bar, nothing WOW!ing[/color]

similar to prank calls, i called your bluff off/
cremated u to sawdust//get used to a fuse when u get plugged off/
[color=olive]Dope metaphors[/color]

trick, this ain't some english-speaking contest/
more like a d!€k drillin, in your chick seed spillin slugfest/
[color=olive]Filler bar to me[/color]

get a cue like an 8 ball, why resist when u done deceased?/
last but not the least. . . u're the last and much the least/
[color=olive]Second line Could have hit harder[/color]

this Bleep's dismissedthat's what u get when u war wit 'Smith/


HANNIBAL

Hannisis Chapter One. . . .

Lemme start this off by completely pulling off WordSmith's gruff
This ain't no bluff so stop jerking off about 1st round because enough is enough.
[color=olive]If flipping was allowed, I'd give you one for that. It's a OKAY opener - nuthin much[/color]

The satanic lyrics i spew, float with the buoyancy of a boat
With the potency of a black mamba's bite on your throat.
[color=olive]Inferences are tight on the metaphors - but this is self-glamourization, it's not necessary in a battle[/color]

I am Nairaland's undisputed 1st class spitter
Painting graphic pictures with words for intelligent listeners.
[color=olive]Same with above[/color]

Wordsmith's begging for a time-out because his life is being timed out
The side effects of battling Hannibal would make u gassed out.
[color=olive]Ditto above. No punches, just metaphors[/color]

Symptoms include pinkeye, nausea and drymouth
The antidote is concentrating on what ma poetry is really about.
[color=olive]Damn - again? No punchlines, dood.[/color]

This ain't no contest because i am getting your ass gashed
Practisin subliminal lyrical witchcraft on your ranting bitch-ass
[color=olive]I'm tired of saying this - Where's ya punch?[/color]

Fucking with me, you'll catch a free plane trip to the morgue
Leave your fibres shunted like a malfunctioning cyborg.
[color=olive]Coulda hit harder if you worded this bar properly[/color]

Wordsmith, your rhymes are average, u need nordic track to boost your lyrical leverage
Vintage rhythmic high intensity of a Taliban bomb carnage makes me a fucking savage.
[color=olive]DAng! This closer was nice, I wish the other bars were as tight.

[center]My verdict

Punchlines - Wordsmith
Metaphors - Both
Wordplays - None
Rhymes - Wordsmith by a bit
Vocabs - Hannibal
Multies - None
Creativity - Wordsmith

My final vote = Wordsmith[/center]

To be honest, this is far below ma expectation from y'all vets. You guys just focused on metaphors and some few punchlines. Where are the multis, the wordplays, the nameplays, in-rhymes, the complex punches? Where are the main metaphorical inferences? What happened to the cracking openers and smashing closers? Left for me, I'd say y'all have a third round.

Peace![/color]

[color=olive]Brid,

It's all good.

@Malthuss,

Where u @?[/color]

[color=olive]Y'all could try hiding ya email addresses and save yourself the stress[/color]

[color=olive][center]THREAD CLOSED AND UPDATED[/center][/color]

[color=olive]@ Poster, It means he's a two-faced liar that keeps his second face in the box.

@brine,

Thank you. God bless u x10[/color]

[color=olive]I Know, I Know. .

I know that whatever is happening btw them cannot fetch y'all no doughs so abeg - it's not a matter.[/color]

[color=olive]
London Racer Police Madness

Jump Free Running

Syyro Eternal[/color]

[color=olive]I play games cuz I've been playing em since I was like 2.

Cuz it occupies me on my journeys during the day.

Cuz it's fun, duH!

But I aint never done it cuz i'm angry.[/color]

[color=olive]Yeah, I know, just stay active![/color]

[color=olive]Shit! I was gonn drop my vote now after thoroughly reading. . next round, then[/color]

[color=olive]@Brid,

Sorry the girl's been busy - Chiogo can testify to that.

Honestly, I need to know how this thread is different from Menike's one cuz I think people's got it all jumbled up. Please.[/color]

[color=olive]Y'all are welcome - I'm wondering where the influx is from . . lol. . Stay Active[/color]

[color=olive]@Chiogo,

I told ya, innit?

Making metaphorical inferences like a Pastor to the Bible
Undercoving the details tryin to define who??
The lyrical 'House' - strapping patients to drugs against their will
Aint't like I can help it, Y'all mofos know the drill

Damn, i'm gettin rusty now. . I'MA B BAQ[/color]

[color=olive]Hmmn. . King/Kwin of Bodega - Best Lyricist Overall[/color]

[color=olive]Most Analytic steppin into here . .lol. . Okay, lets give it a face.[/color]

[color=olive]@Chiccy,

I meant that I'll announce if there is another category that I aint stated yet, i will post it.

@J UNit,

You don't have to nominate if you choose not to - the polls are coming up soon. Nomination is just to select the people whose names are going to be up in the polls. Hope you understand now.

@All,

My nominations

1. Illest punchliners - Wordsmith, Alexpissu, Tianshe
2. Metaphor Champ - Tianshie, Alexpissu, Menike
3. Illest Rhymer - Wordsmith, Mailmalc, Rapsody
4. Most Consistent - Shaz, Menike, Hybrid-X
5. King/Kwin of Bodega - Wordsmith, Tianshie, Alexpissu
6. Most Improved - Makavele, Crude, Alexpissu, Mailmalc, Shaz
7. Most Creative - Shaz (Touch IT RMX), HyBrid-X (Star Wars), Eldee (Warcraft), Chiogo (rap Retrospective), Menike (Rap Freestyle), Alexpissu (2 Bars Diss, Pidgin cypher)
8. Poet Generale - Rapsody, Shaz, Menike
9. Most educative - Chiogo (Rap Retrospective), Shaz (Ask for feed), [/color]

[color=olive]Lol . . @ Po Deep, let's see how far thatz goin'[/color]

[color=olive]@Chiogo,
I told you so. . lol

@Po Deep,
Welcome baq fam.

@Segzi,
'bitches don't say no to me like a wedding ring'

Nice metaphor. . stay active on here

@All,
Keep it guanin'[/color]

[color=olive]Welcome to tha Arena, . stay active[/color]

[color=olive]Lol @ statistics. . it's all gud tho no source[/color]

[color=olive]@Osaz,
Welcome here. . or shld I say welcome back? All the same. . Stay Active or I'm put the Malc on you . . lol[/color]

[color=olive]Lol[/color]

[color=olive]Funny idea. . but me thinks you shouldn't have structured ya joke this simple[/color]

[color=olive]Mad jokes, Ty. Tx 4 d laugh[/color]

[color=olive]LOoooooooooooooooool. . [/color]

[color=olive]Lmaooooooooo. . Ituen, no vex . . I had to laff. . nice one, poster[/color]

[color=olive]Simple one. . cool[/color]

[color=olive]Ribadu[/color]

[color=olive]FLo Rida - In the Ayer ft. Will.I.Am[/color]

[color=olive]The Olowoshibis' ofcourse - the women[/color]

[color=olive]Congrats, Seun[/color]