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[color=olive]Brid,

You're complainin bout things moving slow but here you are -tying me and Flowshow down for 2 days without a result, we can't battle anyone else now. . Please speed up ur process. Peace![/color]

[quote="Chronique"]its so pathetic how you guys come here to post crap.90% of all these posts don't make sense.if you guys are so tight,then lets see what u gat.if u got notin then plz shut up and lets appreciate others for their work.eedris has done his thing;if u don't like him plz look else where.its not a must u come here and run your mouths ruff.u all talking about copyrights but don't even know what the law states.i really think the moderators on this forum should screen people before they register because a lot of this posts sounds kindergarten.plz lets have some form of tranquility here.i want to believe nairaland is not for touts,period.[/quote][color=olive] Supposedly first speech on the matter [/color]

[quote="Chronique"]hey ,here u guys go about spitting and all that.first of all,not all rappers are hardcore.not all rappers spit all them punchies and methaps.some rappers are party styled.yeah just a song for the dance floor.diddy,loon,jibbs,souljaboy nd co.someare deep lyricists.kwali.kanye,nas ,game,kisss and co.if we had only the likes of mode 9 doing rap.i swear music would be boring.yeah i say it again because when u go to the club,u don't dance to cry or some deep lyrically infected songs.don't say eedris is crap.his got alot of delivery when it comes to rap style.smooth flowing delivs.yeah obviously not a lyricist but has his game locked when it comes to passing message with his rhymes.most rap songs in naija don't.all u gat is the rhythm.i can tell a lot.where u for get that yansh by six o and kshow,yeberiba from sauce kid,that ibo boy from ill bliss.yeah but this not tryin to say dey can't rap.[b]rap is diff from msg.[/b]period.and for most nairalanders.i bet all dey can do is type shit.most of this cats can't do jack.someone is asking for some rap battle from chronique.i bet i will leave u dead even before u get started.that is a promise.don't let the world know how weak u can be."save your strenght so u can battle them little kids in your hood because that is where your game is tight" a word is a nuff 4 d wise even though u might not be intelligent enough to decode that.[/quote][color=olive]Yo, for starters, we were down to analysing the track - Welcome to Africa not comparing artistes, so Chronique, U'RE REALLY OFFTOPIC NOW. But to do justice to your 'word' that is meant to be 'enough' for the 'wise', I'm abe doin a few critiques. .

Your first post, you said if you're tight show us what u got or shut the fc*uk up - where's ur isht? Huh?

Secondly, you come lecturing about rap styles and sh*it and you can't spell metaphors

Nobody was really into whether Mode 9 is better (when i say nobody, I mean out of the Eedris stan's that have got good points) or sh*it. . It's all about is his track tight or not. And your making reference to rap-party tracks: IS 'WELCOME TO AFRICA' A SONG THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF DANCING TO IN UR RAVE??

Yo, you said 'rap is different from msg'. Dude, are you sure this was not just another attempt at increasing your post count?? Cuz rap means rhymes and pattern don't mean that's all to it. The main reason for any song is to pass a message - dance, think, introspect, beef, whuteva.

Dude, I wonder who invited you to battle but damn, if you ain't a chicken with the mouth of a peacock, honour that battle.

PLACE YOUR MOUTH WHERE YO MONEY IS, EEDRIS IS WACK[/color]

[quote="Flowshow"]flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic 
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself bleeped up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
shaz got skills?~her pussi tight~Bleep her pussi bloody with cruel intentions
keep your eyes open~watch me turn your bar to a blindman stick~ walkin with no directions
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt  'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
gaddamnit~flowshow bout to rip it~flowshow da illest~flows bout to fall sick
lets face the facts ~flowshows got the balls that this virgin lacks
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ Bleep u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life**
even if shaz walks on project fame she would still come lame
slap you in the boobs to make your 'ass' pop outtta your bakassi
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
when u see flowshow da gangsta~ recognise its time for danger
because am bout to rip shaz like a horse in a dog's manger
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly board  **   
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**       
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness ![/quote][center]FU*CK THA LITERATURE
[color=orange]Tune: Ether[/color][/center]

[color=olive]You got a flow problem? Bring it to the bank
Got enough punches to hook u by the balls you barely had
Yeah, people are really all on your limp little delapidated di*ck
you don't even know the true meaning, a decapitated prick
no head, no brain, you just a pathetic excuse of an ebonix major
You're not a hustler, if anything, you've got a chronic pager
and to be honest, majorly you deal with the swag, like your woman
bringing her in to get support cause you can't do this on your own-man
Go on, let edosioo write your verse for you, since she's better
Flowshow is nothing but a pathetic fake, like cheap car leather
I keep u amazed and reminiscin like "damn, u got ass ma`"
got u on lock your breathing's real stifled like u got asthma
Look, it's nothing to rip u, it's not like none of ya stuff is ill
Pumpin steel?? I'll leave this "bird in a box" like "KFC bucket meals"
Me no know why he's actin hard, in this race u can't pass me sir
You ain't even pass the par, You'll get popped & ripped Like acne Scars
You'so full of shit, you must the new-age soakaway
Made me go all vernacular, made me say 'ori e o pe'*
This half-a-line is for your grave, FI *****************************************
Whatever happened to edosioo - lol, fuckin' NY (the NY design, the way Y is on top of N)
Tha Way I Flow, it's Nairaland's Headlines, When He Flow, it's Red Lines (Flow's the pussy he got, he's got the curse - menses)
Heat blow, You're a dead dime, not only would you be unheard of, you'll be nowhere to be found like Ne-Yo's hairline**
You shouldn't have risked coming to the battlefield, now you're long gone
Now you've left poor edosioo & chasisgirl singin the Diddy song (I'll be missing you, honestly one tear dropped from me)

* vernacular for 'you're stupid'
** he wrote a line - 'flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father'[/color]

[color=olive]Mr. Flowshow, holla baq. . you got 24 hours bruv, good luck[/color]

[color=olive]@nt4dmasses,

We get your point, iite? But seriously, dude, this is your first post ever on the rap Battles section - why tryina pick a fight, with one of the vets for that matter?

Or did you think that would boost your post count??

For whatever reason, this is Menike's thread, he can stunt however he wants on it. . it u can rap, drop 16s or sumn, we need more rapheads on Nl.

Peace![/color]

[color=olive]

Hook: The chef's here, where the sauce at?

I'll sweep this cat off his feet like the Burma floods, hear the sounds of defeat
I'ma bout to do something drastic - adding 'sauce' to the 'beef'(chef!!)
Just a glance at Suck-Kid's line was enough for Nas to conclude on hip-hop(Long Dead)
Damn, do I really need 16s [/b]2 do this job? [b]This 4 is enough work
Consulted your ghost writers on this? h'vnly mess, this guy is a mess
You can't lay tracks even if you were a pregnant bird in a nest(Damn!)
The only time sauce ain't a gay is being a gay (lmao!)
Saucekid? Nah! Punches smacked into your tooth, misplace your swag
Battling Sauce has been my greatest pleasure - all i need is lack of effort
One advice: GO BACK TO UR R'N'Bs, the least rap could use is another Eddie Levert*
You really gots go back now, as you said your momma's watching, ready to flog u(Sauce is a pu*ssy)
If that's what your 'old lady' can do, now think how much more I can do 2 you
Snitch!! has his arms open-to-sirens, gay loves to ride di*ck like its a Mouth Action in a stable
Try me, i'll leave u scarred and unable, knock[/b]ed the [b]sauce out of the jar, now it's poured all over the table[b]!(now, he really can't feel his face)[/b]
Ask those before you, i'm the lyrical Osama, remember Ayangba (Ayangba girlz are dangerous, lol)
I won this again, Leave you hungry for votes like Hillary & Obama

Outro: Lagbaja - Gra GRa
_{*no do gra gra for me ah! because if u vex me and i talk, your mama no go know u again*}

* he's always complaining that he's into r'n'b not rap, that's why he's not hot - STALE NEWS


Now, mr. sauce, there u go. . have a nice day [/color]

[color=olive]@SauceKid,
Did I keep yer waiting? Soz, weekends are my busiest days. . Anyhoo, I'ma juss drop a keystyle, wif a nu style later in the day.

Good night, Nairaland[/color]

[color=olive]Cool down, flow. . I got drop a verse against Sauce, he's to post any minute from now[/color]

[color=olive]Ibk, that's out of order. I no go gree that one. Al hail King MJ[/color]

[color=olive]Too bad, i can't listen to it. . I don't stay in NG, Ty anyways[/color]

[color=olive]Too bad, i can't listen to it. . I don't stay in NG, Ty anyways[/color]

[color=olive]thanks. You got cool's number? [/color]

[color=olive]thegirlthatwhoopedyourassbad@yahoozee.co.naija [/color]

Lol, iite. . I was juss wonderin cuz her name still ain't on the staff list

[color=olive]There was this presenter, Vicky, on cool FM some two years ago. She used to host Love Zone or sumn from 10pm - 1:30am Mondays thru Thursdays. . Came to Lag them and used to listen to it. When i got back here, i tried tracing Cool FM on internet radio, to no avail. Then, i went to Cool FM's website and found her name missing on the staff list. Who knows the story i'm missing here[/color]

[color=olive]Juss what we needed cuz yo so called 2-star generals are takin a piss, rate for the 2 that battled. . And yo brid, i accepted sauce's invitation like 2days ago but if ain't dropped nothing yet. . Should i juss drop my verse and wait for juss 24 hours more?[/color]

[color=olive]Juss what we needed cuz yo so called 2-star generals are takin a piss, rate for the 2 that battled. . And yo brid, i accepted sauce's invitation like 2days ago but if ain't dropped nothing yet. . Should i juss drop my verse and wait for juss 24 hours more?[/color]

[color=olive]NUFF RESPECT[/color]

[color=olive]Thanks, Eldee. Couldn't have said it better. Lol.[/color]

[color=olive]Eshelogy - the study of punches.[/color]

[color=olive]TBH, that RATHER BE song is not mixed well, especially the chorus bit. And I think the 'with you' bit was not all that nice, sounded like an excerpt from Chris Brown's one. Compare this song to their former ones. "baby don't you know. . That i. . I really luv u so. . And i. . Would never let you go. . And I[/color]

[color=olive]TBH, that RATHER BE song is not mixed well, especially the chorus bit. And I think the 'with you' bit was not all that nice, sounded like an excerpt from Chris Brown's one. Compare this song to their former ones. "baby don't you know. . That i. . I really luv u so. . And i. . Would never let you go. . And I[/color]

[color=olive]Sauce, it's been over 24 hours since i took your challenge and you still haven't dropped your verse. Whats up with that?
@simmy, you can do nameplays but don't try gettin rude at me cuz u ain't know me, for starters[/color]

[color=olive]Loooooooool. . nice one[/color]

[color=olive]Ecology - the study of 'eko'- pap[/color]

[color=olive]I was browsing thru a friend's MP3 when I saw the Plan B album which was supposedly released last year and I thought, "Can Plantashun Boiz live it up to their former name?"

This is the question I'm throwing at y'all. . Can they?[/color]

[color=olive] Nas - Got Yourself A Gun[/color]

[color=olive]

There's this song 'Jigidem' I heard on Youtube but I can't like remember who sang it and the video quality doesn't match the song at all.

Others:

[list]
[li]Sitting on Top - Naeto C[/li]
[li]Move Your Body - D'Banj[/li]
[li]Pick It Up - Sanchez[/li]
[li]Sorrow, Tears & Blood - Fela (Tha Regular Trademark)[/li]
[/list]

There's stil more but I'll prolly post it later.[/color]

[quote="Chronique"]its so pathetic how you guys come here to post crap.90% of all these posts don't make sense.

u all talking about copyrights but don't even know what the law states.i really think the moderators on this forum should screen people before they register because a lot of this posts sounds kindergarten.plz lets have some form of tranquility here.[/quote][color=olive] Word![/color]

[quote="Chronique"]if you guys are so tight,then lets see what u gat.if u got notin then plz shut up and lets appreciate others for their work.eedris has done his thing;if u don't like him plz look else where[/quote][color=olive]First and foremost, this thread was asking for views, iite??
Plus, yeah, it's good to put your mouth where your money is. If you can't rap, shut up. Wanna see what I got, it won't take nada to click on the 'Rap Battles' forum and check. Or better still, if you want sumthing audio, ask 4 links in person or check ma forum for them[/color]

[color=olive] [center][size=18pt]The Unseen Battle - Tianshie & Menike(Trailer)[/size][/center] [/color]

TIANSHIE - - -> T
MENIKE - - - > M

T:
@Menike
[b]I'm droppin this like arsenic in tea
Bleep u menike you can die from this catch your RIP
we control this like valves in weak hearts
you couldn spit half what we spit if you was pregnant with retards
we firebrands like tha IRA
you couldn't replicate this shit if your anus was christened RNA
I got game like a voodoo hunter
plus I slayed an elephant so now you know I got tha king's daughter
you're a loser Uncle Sam butt licker
you couldn't spell sh*t if I pushed a dictionary up your ass like a critter
you dumber than 10 siamese dumbmutes
only time you rip a crowd is when they find out 'this slowpoke is no good'
you need to step your game up like that jaguar wit a doe on a tree branch
or get played out like workers at michael jackson's ranch
best wear a vest when you bust back check tha clip on ya tech
won't say I rhyme tight but cracker check that noose on ya neck.

My prediction hommies is that this idiot won't show up because he lacks ammunition,his brain is an empty glock [/b]


M:

[b]They call me the Honourable Menike aka. Menses
Cusz I'm the only Nigga that take the Menses of their bi*tches
And when I come tru to tear her middle spot
You 3 cowards cud say menike is wack but she still come n' make me lick that spot
Look You 3 ya shine is mine but ya game ain't tight tight
Talk bout ya comeback I guarantee You I stripe You down in Pride's Park
Nigga I ain't white n' never rhyme like Bubba Sparks
Ask New York they all kno in Queens I run my spot
You'z in Philly or Oshodi, Germany or Atl - Nigga You ain't worth my time
Menike be the same O. G who kill You for fun
You fishscale gays rhyme like som' Vietnamese lookin' Big Pun
Nigga I'm from Jamaica , Queens home to rappers who rap like Rappers
So goin' to war with my I suggest You quit ya job at that famous Whoppers
You need not to see my smiles, cribs or my goddamn choppers
Cusz when I'm online I never feel like I the DON wit som fake dollars

So I suggest to You - That tatto n' whips You got give it to ya friends cusz the look too poor

Seen a pic of one of em' - Haha - Them girls on Nairaland cursed him out
Now he among the clicks that claim they callin' me out
Call me names - Cusz my entire rap career is all bout different names
That's why when I hit You , You look like some alzhemer patient who forgot his name
The METHS in ya style don't even mean sh*t to me
Ask that fat KUSHI BASTARD what he got when he fu*cks wit me
Never been a buster till I bust ya fake ass
You gays get ya mind right cusz I'ma certfied buster cusz I bust ya ass
Apologies to my dead people cusz I'm bout to send y'all three them people
But the only reason the dead never want y'all three cusz ya face filled wit pimples
So do me a favour n' tuck ya ass like a dimple
You silly mouth F's never call a Nigga out unless You ready to get rattled by my people[/b]


[color=olive]Whatever happened? ? Watchout for the main thang, y'all[/color]

[color=olive]Step up? We'll see 'bout that. . Drop your verse within 24hrs, dude[/color]

[color=olive][quote="kNiFe"]I bleeped with the President, now he's the first lady[/quote][/color]