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[color=olive]But y'all try to be fair and read the guy's opinion

[quote="Davidif"]The most annoying part of it is when my siblings or my  friends back home tell me to buy them baggy jeans or jordan snickers which usually cost over $200!!!!! (snickers ko, sandals ni).[/quote]He doesn't want to spend on his siblings that's why he's cussin RAP. . stingy man[/color]

[color=olive]Thanks, Mactao & Chiogo, I couldn't have put it better. YES! RAP IS HORRIBLE to HoRrIBl3 P3opl3[/color]

[color=olive]I thought I said no disses, no speeches to me like I'm ya missus (Mrs)
I drop the bait like the fishes aint bizness today, so no fillitz (fillets)[/color]

[color=olive]@Menike, Makavele & Flow

Thanks a lot. . The awards would proceed with the next step now[/color]

[color=olive]Glad to have another vocab constable on Nl, Nosa. . Sorry i've not been able to drop feed for your verse, i've been busy. . But i'll do it before the end of the week, iite? ;-)[/color]

[color=olive]Hey. . What's good, y'all? As some of you prolly know, I battled Tianshie on the Star Wars thread and he started feelin all props cuz he won a fluke. I ain't up for that.

Ok, to cut the thing short, i'ma legalize it. This is a callout to Tianshie. . I know you're on this site like ei'day. . You got a week to reply. . And yeah, NL is not the only place this is going down.[/color]

[color=olive]Lies are made up[/color]

[color=olive]let's start over. .

Time to wake up[/color]

[color=olive]got insinuations that he could stop wasteful radio emissions

_{yo brid, you can't blame an overworking brain. . Lol. I got ya. I'm gon act on it. Thanks}[/color]

[color=olive]thank you for the truth, my brother. . Lol. Nigerians too dey vex, na wetin dey make us die quick[/color]

[color=olive]Thanks for the shout, Rhaps. Keep keepin it real[/color]

[color=olive]yo. . Proper unconditioned Nigerian hair is hard now, so why the raised eyebrows? It's just a simile. . It's not like he said nigerians are mad or are all fraudsters. . Get over it. [/color]

[color=olive]Ma bad, crude. I'll drop a verse later, i'm on my mobile now.[/color]

[color=olive]Never minding the impending temptations and accusations[/color]

[color=olive]Then, he turned to the Son for redemption

_{ONE LINE ONLY PLEASE}[/color]

[color=olive]yo, coolboy. . Your lines are cool. . But not unbelievable. Be sure to stick wit us here, together'll elevate. [/color]

[color=olive]Robbed an old man down the street and earned him a restriction[/color]

[color=olive]lol. . funny, but i do know a guy who doesn't watch footy much - he's also a Man Utd fan but gets bored of chasing a round object for 90 minutes - i dont think you can hate football, tho[/color]

[color=oive]Yo! I'ma keep ya in mind cuz I got an album coming out. . I'd need a marketer that can do the Naija runz[/color]

[color=olive]Sorry to startle y'all (lol). It's a new phenomenon that me 'n' Eldee's been working on. WE think it'll peng if we organised an award ceremony or something to celebrate hardwork on Nairaland, Rap Battles to be precise.

If you got any suggestions, please feel free to indicate them below and also, state the various categories you think should be included in the awards - we'll talk about the nominees later.

Thank ya! [/color]

[color=olive]Yo crude, you can post this in the thread - Producer's Lounge. . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-110330.0.html

Thank ya! [/color]

[color=olive]Yo. . whatcha need do is remix the song above you and drop a track for the next person to remix

NEXT: One Mic[/color]

[color=olive]Yo, your thread intro ain't introductory enuff, but I got ya![/color]

[color=olive]Diss ma bank? Lol. . I dunno which one to start with
The HSBC, the Halifax, Natwest or Barclays - I'm askin?
I ain't really got no negative thingz to say
I aint got nothin but luv 4 ya, especially the guy I saw behind ya counter today [/color]

[color=olive]If me don't make it as a rapper, I'll dive into RnB
I don't care if y'all fuckers get mad with me
I'll do a lil Snoop Doggy with the 'sexual seduction'
Censor it a lil' bit and put an extra induction[/color]

[color=olive]Yo, makavele you can't go having tournys anyhow, that's what makes it special. . it'll take a while for Star Wars to come up again, but sure Brid's still got more tricks under his sleeve.

@Menike,
Wha it do? [/color]

[color=olive]Simply drop a bar about any random topic, NO DISSES PLEASE but the rhyming skills should be there, here I go -

Trying kick real shit in Nairaland, trying kick a ballad
Flossing on the Throw Some Ds song, spit ill like I just ingest spoilt salad[/color]

[color=olive]This is one line only - I'll start a story with one line and y'all will continue adding one line each to it, make sure y'all rhyme . I'ma go now

There was this lil boy on the road without a vision[/color]

[color=olive] I'll make another thread for that, thanks for the tip

Guns trippin, shootin off[/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . finished iSKUL like two years ago. .but that verse I dropped was fictional - maybe I'd drop a lil' real thang now

Placing for stability, credibility in my works and agility
Putting my abilities to test, aviodin the world's famous frivolities
Gettin to learn the ways of the world through a lil confinement called a class
Perfected the act of using glasses, gettin assignments done in a dash
Did an illegal stunt - went to three secondary schools in one year
OK, after all the shiftings, got settled to one school, the Principal didnt have no hair
I got kicked in the right leg for having shoe liners - i was meant to have socks
But school sucks like the Red Sox, I was new, had to act kool by absorbing the shocks
Then I started gettin boy troubles - no the boyz had the troubles
The nerd ones sent letters, the others came forward, some stalked me on the double
I felt 'Oh, well, I'm stuck in the royal rumble', Queen of the pack
I kept turning 'em down but this stubborn one kept on coming back
So one 'fortunate' day, he threw me a Powerpointed paper ball
Give some recitions of sweet nothings and duh! This fool expected moi to fall
He was a friend of a cousin, he was as short as a dwarf
And all the many reasons, he weren't even cute enuff
So I threw his ball back at him and watched him rage
Then he came up to ma desk, by this time - ma desk was a stage
He threw a slap and punch, gave me a red spot on my eye
I took his fat soul and tossed him out of the school aisle
Everyone was interested, the girlz with me for moral support
Till the teacher came in and made the yell die in one accord
To cut the long story short, this stupid saga continued til I left
Then the school started uppin up and I was like 2000 Wyclef
I did talkshows, I did the sports, I did rapshows, damn I did everything
I was in a league of my own like Chipmunk, showcased everything I had within
The wits, the talents, the rhymings and the chimings
I learnt to put my rhaps to test and got engulfed with my 'mates in cypher freestylings
Got serious and made and album and put some mates on it
Got D Law on the case, while I did a bit of hummings
Well, so much to say and so little time
Take this as the superficial part 1 of my iSKUL in rhymes[/color]