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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija’s Jackie B Celebrates Her 30th Birthday (Photos) by Shedking(m): 11:10am On Dec 02, 2021

Omor see fine girl na.

Doggy won't be bad shall

Politics › Re: Hoodlums Kill Kunle Ajibade (NURTW Boss) In Lagos Hospital by Shedking(m): 10:50am On Dec 02, 2021

InoGetJoy:
Plenty bad news from Afonjanistan these days. If they're not mining someone's head, they're busy killing each other over a bottle of beer.
A state of emergency should be declared in that region before they turn each other to endangered species

Na true you talk shall

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Politics › Re: Yul Edochie: I Supported Atiku's Presidential Campaign, I Hope He Supports Mine by Shedking(m): 4:59pm On Dec 01, 2021

What's this one feeling like? Make Atiku support you for President? grin

Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualists Kill Four In Ogun, Sell Body Parts by Shedking(m): 3:36pm On Dec 01, 2021

Who are they mining the skull for?
Who patronize them?

These questions should be addressed.

� Skull miners are 90% Yoruba people.
I pray that nobody related to me should have his or her skull minned

Crime › Re: 21-Year-Old Photographer Kills Pregnant Girlfriend In Adamawa With Abortion Drug by Shedking(m): 9:11am On Dec 01, 2021

Why are photographers and Bleep like 5 and 6? Them be pure womanizer

Politics › Government Special Announcement. by Shedking(op): 3:35pm On Nov 29, 2021

To ensure activities are functioning efficiently and effectively, the Governor of Rivers State has announced the creation of the Office of the Deputy Chief of Staff, Government House, Port Harcourt.

The Deputy Chief of Staff will be in charge of the Logistics, Correspondence of the Governor and Legal Matters.

Similarly, he has also announced the creation of the Office of the Special Adviser on Aviation.

Kelvin Ebiri.
Special Assistant,
Media to the Rivers State Governor.

November 29, 2021.

Romance › Re: 'I Choose Him'- Woman Battered By Her Fiancé Announces She's Going To Marry Him by Shedking(m): 10:11pm On Nov 27, 2021

Why you come Deh post the beating on social media when you like it?

This isn't Love but a death wish

Celebrities › Re: The Okoye Wives, Anita And Lola, Celebrate Thanksgiving Together (Photos) by Shedking(m): 1:12pm On Nov 27, 2021

Scientists:
I feel like dicking person wife

Na so e deh start oh. Like this like this, you go chop food way go huck ya throat

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Reconnects With Former UNIPORT School Mates 40 Years Later by Shedking(m): 12:58pm On Nov 27, 2021

Very soon, Tinubu will snap and show us too.

Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Kneels For Her Husband To Prove That She Doesn't Control Him (Pix) by Shedking(m): 12:52pm On Nov 27, 2021

Those of you disagreeing with her, maybe love never catch una.

I've been there before, love made me do things that are stupid to ordinary people, but I'm doing that to keep her, showing her how much I love her in different ways.

Na only love way make me wash my woman undies and spread for rope. grin

but I use washing machine shall

Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda Risks Losing Only International Airport Over Chinese Loan by Shedking(m): 7:27pm On Nov 26, 2021

And this is what they took the loan for! They want to expand it to what's obtained in this photo

Christianity Etc › Re: Moment Pastor Tried To Heal Mad Man In Public (Video) by Shedking(m): 3:31pm On Nov 26, 2021

Where's Righteousness 2 huh

Celebrities › Re: Rema Calls Out DJ Neptune Over His Intellectual Property (Pics) by Shedking(m): 9:53am On Nov 26, 2021

Just look at!!

Let Rema sue that poor Bastard's soul.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Explosion Hits Siberia Coal Mine In Russia. 52 Dead, Many Injured (pix, Video) by Shedking(m): 9:46am On Nov 26, 2021

[center] Everywhere you go, you must see death news and bad news. When shall we stop typing RIP. [/center]

Politics › Re: I Will Relocate To The U.S. After My Tenure - Obiano Replies EFCC by Shedking(m): 9:38am On Nov 26, 2021

Why would EFCC alert someone that they're watching you? How do you tell a rat that you are going to watch him so that he won't steal fish again, the rat will only device another means to steal and cover his old tracks

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Romance › Re: 'I'm A Beautiful Woman But The Men Aren't Coming' Is Only A Big Lie - Opinion by Shedking(m): 9:32am On Nov 26, 2021

This one no concern me for now.

Crime › Re: Young Couple Found Dead In A Toilet In Ondo State (Photos) by Shedking(m): 9:28am On Nov 26, 2021

Thank God � they didn't die in the hands of skull miners.

But I'm tired of typing RIP, everyday na one bad news to another.

Crime › EFCC Has Arrested Former Aviation Minister. by Shedking(op): 6:22pm On Nov 23, 2021

EFCC has reportedly arrested Former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode. According to Channels television, FFK arrived at the Lagos office of the anti-graft agency at about 1pm on Tuesday in the company of his lawyer. He is accused of forgery and manipulation of documents. It's not the first time the aviation minister is being grilled by the EFCC.

Crime › Re: Bandits Kill Man One Month To His Wedding In Kaduna (Photos) by Shedking(m): 2:19pm On Nov 23, 2021

I'm fucking tired of typing RIP on social media! Everyday, one must type Rest in peace and must read sad news from the Northern Nigeria filled with Boko Haram and bandits, or Eastern Nigeria filled with Unknown gun men and Fulani herdsmen or snake killing people.

Righteousness, over to you

Health › Re: Snake Bites Married Woman To Death In Obudu, Cross River State (Photo) by Shedking(m): 1:46pm On Nov 23, 2021

Rest in Peace woman.
How the snakes been Deh fight or what?

Why are many dieing in the hands of snake?

Abi them snakes wan to do revenge mission for all the killings we have been doing to them? grin

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Health › Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by Shedking(m): 6:19pm On Nov 21, 2021

SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.

First I won't judge him for sinning differently.
Second, STDs are not transmitted via handshake or airborne.
Third, hanging out with him won't give you STDs too.
I will advise he go to blood test to know exactly which one he contacted, but already it's showing the symptoms of Gonorrhea and Staphylococcus aureus. It's treatable but very stubborn.

Education › Examination Malpractice In Nigeria Schools by Shedking(op): 5:07pm On Nov 17, 2021

During Maths WAEC exam

External Invigilator: This is not ordinary schooI exam. I want to remind you all that you're writing WAEC and I won't tolerate cheating.

Me and my mates:

External Invigilator: Ask around about me, aside invigilating, I tear exam papers for a living. Try me and see

Me and my mates: *still writing while sweating*

External Invigilator: Hey you! yes you at the window! You think I'm joking?? Hehe, it's like you want to walk out of this hall before your mates. I will repeat myself again for the last time. I don't condone cheating!! and I don't accept bribery. I believe in doing it yourself...so if you're hoping on your teachers to save you, hehehe then your plan has failed!

*Principal walks in*

Principal: Good morning sir, I want to see you

Invigilator: Okay sir, hold on... Students, If you try any nonsense while I'm talking, I will know. I have eyes everywhere.

*Principal and invigilator talks for ten minutes and then he goes back to his sit*

Invigilator: *sits down and clears throat*

*some junior students walks in with a tray of rice, beans, stew and two turkey alongside Eva wine, Gulder and 5 alive..then drop it on the invigilator table*

Invigilator: *smiling*...Ahnahn, this is too much nau, thank you o.

*Maths teacher walks in with an exercise book*

Maths teacher: We don't have much time. I will attend to the objective questions first. No 1. C. No 2. A. No 3. D ....

Me: Ahhh...but sir, the invigilator sai...

Invigilator: There is no time o, you people should write fast... Listen to your maths teacher. Na invigilator wey never chop dey dey strict for exam Hall.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Hails Goodluck Jonathan At 64 by Shedking(m): 7:50am On Nov 17, 2021

[b][/b]But GEJ Birthday is on November 20th and not today undecided

Education › EKSU VC, Edward Olanipekun's Son Graduates From UK University by Shedking(op): 6:06pm On Nov 16, 2021

PHOTOS: EKSU VC’s son graduates from Oxford University

A son to Edward Olanipekun, the vice-chancellor at the Ekiti State University (EKSU), has graduated from the University of Oxford.

Oxford varsity in the United Kingdom is regarded as one of the leading academic institutions in the world.

Tom Olanipekun, a relative of the family, took to social media to share photos from the graduation ceremony in the UK.

Olanipekun became the VC of EKSU after Kayode Fayemi, the Ekiti state governor, approved his appointment in 2019.

He is a professor of chemistry and a former dean, school of post graduate studies of the varsity.

See photos below:

https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/photos-eksu-vcs-son-graduates-from-oxford-university/

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Politics › Re: ₦50,000 For Eunice Onuegbusi Who Rejected ₦5000 To Vote For A Party In Anambra by Shedking(m): 11:52am On Nov 13, 2021

Joysticks:
Will this stop Charles soludo from stealing Anambra money like other governors are doing to their states?It seems this is even staged.

One of Andy Uba supporter identified. As e deh pain you, na so e deh sweet us.

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Pets › Re: Heartbreaking Photos Of Owners Saying Goodbye To Their Pets( Pics) by Shedking(m): 8:39pm On Nov 12, 2021

;DWhy the thing enter front page na? This is nonsense, since it doesn't help improve the cost of living in Nigeria

Crime › Re: Pastor Chris Simon Amadi Strangles His Wife To Death In Rivers State (Photos) by Shedking(m): 11:33am On Nov 11, 2021

This Aluu is a caused town in Rivers State.

20% of bad news coming from Rivers State is emanating from this Aluu.

They killed 4 University of Port Harcourt students for no reason.

Someone donated school, hospital and accomodations for free, yet the town almost destroyed everything.
Killing is in their DNA.

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