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Ndibuna:
I mean my friend went for a thick lady with big front and back without considering that after childbirth things will increase beyond proportion. I mean even slim girls tend to add weight after childbirth but my friend thought his wife will remain that way not knowing what was waiting for him.

It's even better to marry a slim woman of which you know after childbirth she will still add weight but this time it will be to your taste

How does this improve the economy

DSC7:
During the week i was invited to a church program...

I had the intentions to attend but what turned me off was the Venue which happens to be one of the bubbling Hotel in the Vicinity...

And i was like why will i attend a church that is located in an Hotel where all sort of immortality takes place?


Though i ain't a saint but i don't understand why a so called house of God should be in an unholy ground..


To me it doesn't make sense,,,

Brethrens what do you have to say?

Were you expecting it to be close to a mechanic workshop or bakery?

I love the yoruba culture

Prayfortheworld:
Lol this one wey carry problem full body you dy show me
Niggq go get a good car leave rubbish.
No be everything you see for mechanic you buy dy boost for person wey no Sabi car

Na poor man say timberland dey heavy for leg

Prayfortheworld:
Go throwaway that rubbish you call car.
Na that rubbish you dy use compare glk 2015 model ode
I drive that glk last year you can't even maintain it

You drive glk last year, you drive civic this year and next year na c300

Now I know an dealing with a road side mechanic



My Q7 is my first and only car for now

From my observation and the way your rant, you've never own a car in your entire life and will never own one till you clock 80, then you will die at 82

Wasted sperm

Prayfortheworld:
Go throwaway that rubbish you call car.
Na that rubbish you dy use compare glk 2015 model ode
I drive that glk last year you can't even maintain it

Your entire generation, living, dead and yet to die can't afford a glk




You just dey yeye your self here


Ode comparing 2012 audi Q7 to 2019 civic


You really give teachers headache

[quote author=Prayfortheworld post=114167128]Go throwaway that rubbish you call car.
Na that rubbish you dy use compare glk 2015 model ode
I drive that glk last year you can't even maintain it[/quo


You drive everything

Prayfortheworld:
Mumu you dy compare you old 2012 car to a 2019 civic.. you should drive one someday and experience luxury
Lol i bought my dad a 78 years old man es350 your poor dad dy village dy treck go help that poor man stop comparing my dad to you Una no be mate even your old poor dad can't compare.
I thought you get talk you come dy talk about old cars. I move forward man next is c300 2020
Anyways clean up your wife she looks dirty.
I can't even look her twice.
Clean up too you look dirty

Hype man

I wouldn't enter your car even with a space suit or touch it with gloves

Am glad you want to port to 2020 benz c300, you dan dey get sense small small

Go buy better phone make you see clearly. Stop using Sony ericson 750i

Am glad other nairalanders have better eyes than you to see my angel.


You're still yet to know the difference between quality and quantity

An your type uncle dey collect en 100naira give am 6 10naira notes

Ode

Prayfortheworld abi pray for you

Shedrill:
E pain am

I can smell low self esteem from many miles away

The excuse-for-a-man went straight to check my profile picture to rate me

In all you said, which is entirely your opinion, it still doesn't change the fact that your dad still can't rub shoulders with me and you just listed your self with your 2019 civic ; cos I will still stand out and even race to fvck your sister and get away before you and your dad gets there with your jalopies.

My Q7 is 2012 and it will buy your overpriced piece of Japanese apology (were your expecting me to type technology)

My side mirror will fuel your 2.0litre low-budget-lamborghini-wannabe for months, check am for Amazon. Am sure you even drive the 1.5 litre variant (Mr fuel efficient and availability of parts) just imagine a jeep liberty giving you a run for your money. premium shame

No be your mate Dey Drive V8s V10s and V12s

Having money and having taste are not identical twins, so don't fool your self!! Learn to leave the crowd and stand by your self this boy
When you go get sense you leave Range Rover sports, jaguar XF, benz S550 or even the 2008 bmw335i coupe that will leave you with plenty of change to even buy a 9ja used es350, go Dey Drive a mean looking 2019 keke wey pontiac vibe go give tough time for road, You need help

This one is going for 4million here on nairaland

Bad maintenance culture and abuse have pushed people like you to buying Japanese junks, making beasts like this rare and available to enthusiasts like us

The price doesn't indicate low quality, but low interest from the market, and that's where we the standout crew comes in

In all, peeps like you know that maintainance isn't beans


Sell that your piece of junk and get a real life

Prayfortheworld:
Mumu and you and your wife look that dirty with your oversize suit and your low budget wedding go make money i drive a 2019 honda civic you can check the price

E pain am

I can smell low self esteem from many miles away

The excuse-for-a-man went straight to check my profile picture to rate me

In all you said, which is entirely your opinion, it still doesn't change the fact that your dad still can't rub shoulders with me and you just listed your self with your 2019 civic ; cos I will still stand out and even race to fvck your sister and get away before you and your dad gets there with your jalopies.

My Q7 is 2012 and it will buy your overpriced piece of Japanese apology (were your expecting me to type technology)

My side mirror will fuel your 2.0litre low-budget-lamborghini-wannabe for months, check am for Amazon. Am sure you even drive the 1.5 litre variant (Mr fuel efficient and availability of parts) just imagine a jeep liberty giving you a run for your money. premium shame

No be your mate Dey Drive V8s V10s and V12s

Having money and having taste are not identical twins, so don't fool your self!! Learn to leave the crowd and stand by your self this boy
When you go get sense you leave Range Rover sports, jaguar XF, benz S550 or even the 2008 bmw335i coupe that will leave you with plenty of change to even buy a 9ja used es350, go Dey Drive a mean looking 2019 keke wey pontiac vibe go give tough time for road, You need help

Prayfortheworld:
Lol you should get a cheap car first before talking about es350
Anywhere you see those teenagers hail them because you can't maintain that Lexus or GLK

Sorry dude I am not your everyday guy, I drive a q7

Even your dad can't rub shoulders

Chew that

Prayfortheworld:
Nigga if he don't mind all of that he wouldn't have come here for advice.
Advice someone like a reasonable person which one be yahoo boys car.
Dy reason like a human being na
Na you write am yahoo boys car
My dad wey dy drive am na yahoo man
Omo eeh

My guy na band agonism dey worry you.

Why should I buy a car bastardised by teenagers?

Especially that GLK and ES350

Prayfortheworld:
Lexus na for yahoo boys na you make the car write am yahoo boys .. if that sonata stop you for road were will you get mechanic to repair it ?
Consider availablity of parts this is Nigeria
You guys should stop giving advice base on sentiment.

So people that drives Rolls Royce and other rare cars have beds at every junction abi??

Nigerians and band wagonism

Stand out and get the sonata, especially the 2015 models up. (Not common)


Lexus na yahoo boys car, am sure you're a man and not boy?

ValarinzAutos:
SOLD!! SOLD!!!

Congrats boss!!

Very soon you will get me mine

Burnt offerings

She's simply trying to let you know she's expecting a ring on her fingers not later than this year. When i talk about ring, i don't mean engagement ring. Engagement ring will only extend the date your premium tears will flow by 3months, but it must surely flow because that girl will surely use monday hammer and scatter your heart.

So comrade if your mission is to love without marriage 100meters close to the radar, ABORT MISSION AND BRACE FOR IMPACT.

Which "Yahoo" pass this one?

2million dollars na your mate?

Proud of you boy!!!

There's this aura soldiers have!

AmazingELixir:



Times have really changed...there was a time i was so crazy about EOD, I even dream about owning it on several occasions...now all I dream about is 2011 or 2012 Rav4 & 2011 Venza.

You're not in a deep sleep yet.

BMW for life!

VeryWickedMan:
I like him.

Caesarian operation that other women pay through their teeth and bleed for is what he gave her for free and she had the balls to report him.


Humans are ingrates!

Mumu wey de worry you get fast charge

BloomingDale:
No one is obligated to buy you a new tanker, so go away with your sense of entitlement.

He will get a new tanker faster than you will get a husband

Praisles:
Rate this brain!!

0.000%

I think the 3.5 is for the ML350 and XC90

Who ever designed this car should be fired

Audio missed it

They think death is the ultimate


Smh


Bunch of retarded mother fuckers

lagusboyyy:
Solid Machine.

The day this car revved on top speed beside me.. Na that day i confirm difference between motor and car. Lol..

One over rated car.

Bros an exhaust not thrill you, nothing else. It's a fast car tho

But most people don't get to push these cars to their limits except when the are just steaming it with gears disengaged.

Some one like davido will never see his Lamborghini finish the speedometer

PavillionEnergy:



'A man that talks too much won't know when he is insulting others.'

Wike is a vibrant Nigerian politician but he has made enough enemies even in the South where he comes from.

You won't blame Atiku for fielding Okowa. Wike is not even sellable in the South East. Someone who has consistently denied his Igbo heritage.

he denied something that you were told by your fathers. You have no first class evidence that wike as an ikwerre man has igbo heritage.

does speaking english or bearing hebrew names make you an israelite?

Stop this rubbish

Lightway:
Yahoo boys should understand that education is more important than money....

That's why they go broke after 5 years...

E dey reach 5 years?

These boys can burn 100million in 3months

Even twins that shared one placenta in the womb, gets to go their seperate ways after birth and hardly die same day.

Life is a race for one.

Don't try to own anybody.

people change, so enjoy their loyalty while they still have it and bounce when they feel you no longer deserve their loyalty.

In all, make money and enjoy your money. If anything should give you headache, it should be your lamborghini or what colour you should paint your mansion

Said by someone who's dad think Rolls Royce is a new type of condom