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slickbak:
Very Dread.

Seems like you should mind your business really.

Guy you just stand in between a double barrel pump action and a machine gun

Bro if yawa gas, you too go collect.

Take the advice above

deavicky:
I was minding my business in my office trying to get out of tedious drawing I was doing, suddenly my phone rang. I checked, it was an unknown number so I ignored the call and continued with my work. The phone rang again I still did not pick. About 15 minutes later a text came from the same number that she is Mr X (my friend) wife that if I'm free I should call her back.

Immediately I had to call back.
She picked and start by apologising for calling but she couldn't just help it. That they are very broke at the moment even their little baby food is finished and no money to buy it that she had asked her husband to call me but he said he doesn't want bother me. She just had to take my number from his phone to secretly call me. She said I should send them any amount I can and I should please not let her husband know she called me that I can also send the money to his account.

I was not having much at that time so I sent 20k to his account only for my friend to call me later to thank me and also indirectly warn me not ever listen to such call from his wife.

My concern here is, why is that the same person that asked me not to tell her husband be the same person to tell her husband or is she trying to cause problem between us?

Bro don't reflect too much on this else you will mistake an ant hill for a mountain.

Hatred is a feeling you get when you take poison and expect the other person to die

EmiDon11:
i dont know why i find the bolded funny

Tooooo much vawulence

Trustme2:
My bro don't mind fools who just open their mouth to speak anyhow. As at today a $ is N710. At this rate a toks of 2005-2007 Toyota Corolla will sell at N4m

Who will buy that piece of crap for 4m

fvck:
The rate at which people die these days... You never could tell if u next,or is on the queue,my dear NLanders make we low key prepare for where we dey go after this life. And deep down we know say na Jesus be the way and not one of the ways.

True talk

Dreey:
i know just know why i dont really like/fancy port harcourt...

always that disgusting feeling toward the state

pH doesn't like you either

The state ain't for faint hearts

peepydelano:
Bad project as a result of bad governance. Failed system.

Even if you are given a billion dollars, sense will never come cheap to you

No be only 2011

Drove a Lamborghini but your shit still dey smell and you still dey piss

So much for a yardstick

Am waiting for when apple will get tired of this madness

Justice long overdue

Dis boy suppose Dan rotten finish by now na

Well, make we give am next few weeks

Yeye

Go and say hi to your Hunter father in the village and leave the gentle man alone

Bitch be filming with a phone probably bought for her by a man

Account balance be looking like radio station frequency and her flat nose like carpet

Olam09:
I think this is kind of cheap

Beans - #200
Fish and egg - 300
Bread - #150 ×2

Way to cheap, delicious and satisfying compared to the lady who bought a plate of fufu and fish for #1,500 Damn..

Wetin be this??

And tomorrow you will blame this young man if he turns racist?

Ehismarkninetee:
Before you start to judge me, remember that the girl you are sleeping with now is also someone’s Ex. Well I cannot say I am totally in the right for sleeping with my friends Ex girl friend- They broke up 2 years ago.

So coincidentally she rented an apartment close to my house. As I was driving I saw her on the way I offered her a ride and that was how it started. That same evening she called me that she is coming to know my house and I accepted. When she came I noticed she was giving me the green light. I took the opportunity and slept with her so good.

Now she cannot get enough from me. She asked if we could date officially. I told her it will be difficult since she was the one who broke up with my friend. I will not lie to myself I have developed feelings for here. And I think I will give Love a chance.

Marry her abeg make you rest

IbrahimSkiba:
Ahh that one be say me and you for be enemies.

Because I personally use my money to buy 100naira chewing and keep in my pocket

I am addicted to chewing gum

I fit chew one gum for like 3/4days till e expires

If I no chew gum, e go be like say I want run mad

I need help

OP say en fit run mad if person chew gum near am,

You talk say you fit run mad if you no chew gum

I think the problem na madness, no be gum.

Conformists

With maltina you Dan fvck these ones

SARS oh SARS

Las Las na them fit G guys

You can't hate this dude

If you find your self hating him, pinch your self cos you're dead

It's the aura of his goodness that gave him away, not that the girls have good eyes

Dikaveli:
Arrogant fool

Aboki used and dump you

After you don mess up with rivers money

Amechi will be better than you

Just the way amaka dumped you for Kelvin who is better than you

The topic is about intelligent people, now you will see people trying to be more intelligent than the other here

Op wasn't talking about you oo

Benwallt:
They vomited the questions I guess

You're very unteachable

Abeg shift

Benwallt:
Your first two paragraphs detailed the attributes of a talkative. Intelligent people listen and process

He didn't say intelligent people ask 14 questions in 0.6 sec

No be Lamborghini OP de talk about

See wetin Benz dey cause

belej2:

Still available??

Godoverevery:
Am sharing this with a sad heart and using this to beg people to please stay away from drugs.

I never liked weed or anything smoke growing up.... the first time I smoked in 2007 (100l) I didn't like the feeling at all so it was never my thing, I loved alcohol and I drank alot then....in my final year first semester I was introduce to something that almost killed me.

We were preparing for exams so night class was the thing....for ladokites in the building y"all know night class is something very common during exams....one day I attended one at (mko lecture theatre)....it was a group reading for a general course (basic in accounting.....imagine we mech engine student were force to do management courses in our finals) ...I was feeling sleepy so I beg a guy to give me some water to rinse my face to clear away sleep...they all laffed and told me to take something instead that wont make me sleep (I was giving tramaldo 50mg) and that was the beginning of my addiction to this drug......I was so addicted that I was even buying packs (it was very cheap then).

The feeling was great at first when I started using but has years roll by I started having health issues.....the major one was difficulty in sleeping.
After my nysc (2013) I was in my parent house.....I took about 300mg a night before, when I woke up, went outside to check why the dogs were barking seriously, I got back in my room and I had serious seizures ......I was unconscious for about 30min.
I saw my mum crying and my dad holding me when i opened my eye....I was already very wet ,urinated on myself with spoon in my mouth.
I could have died that day......but God safe me...I guess my parent prayers brought me back.

I asked my mum what happened she was just rolling on the floor thanking God....my dad pulled me up, I felt pains around my right shoulder, I have dislocated my shoulder during the seizures.(Till today that shoulder stills give me issues).

My parent thought it was a spiritual attack but I knew it was the drugs I took that nite before....I actually OD on.

I vow never to take it or any other drugs again and am still holding on to it.

Am sharing this because I lost a childhood friend on Sunday......he died from drug abuse.

His liver was 3 times the normal size and divided......Crystal meth was the drug that actually nailed him.

He was from a rich home and last child.....I cried when I saw his corpse because I remember the first time I saw him smoke a cigarette In 2005....that night I was really shocked and he told me this what big boys take in boarding school.

Please stay away from drugs.......you might not be lucky like my friend.....you have the power to beat the addiction by just making up your mind and cutting off friends that can influence you.

RIP Ayobami.....dead at 32yrs.

Am happy for your bro

May you never return to it IJN amen

Wisetrue99:
Ada died when her only daughter left this world. She was just keaving on a borrowed life

Watch how nobody will question that oil magnate in Warri

Let it be that it happened in a poor producer/man house

Are you thinking what am thinking

Bro na only you dey think your rubbish ooo

Totilopussylick:
There is serious genocide going on in the whole of south east

They murder her citizens and tags them ESN miscreants .

You dey drive Lamborghini for PS4 dey form davido?

How you take know this shit when you no dey the battle zone

Chai

See as that guy for picture dey use Tecno phone dey snap am now

kingreign:
Joke will be on you when the reality dawns!

Biko enjoy your Japanese junk

You can't hate this guy