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Legionx:
Went to a brothel

Got into the business... then the condom burst in doggy

The girl was the one who noticed and jumped up. Although she claimed that my dlck was out and it touched her lap which caused it to rip... She said I didn't go in...

I asked her twice if she was clean and she said yes, she said that the condom didn't rip inside but when my dlck touched her lap (my dlck fell out many times during the business). She said that's why she isn't angry sef...

What do you think guys?

pls no matter wat u do,dnt google symptoms of hiv

ceyrahtlk:
Thanks for your response. Did ICES send you a message concerning the verification sent to your school? Or did you have to follow up with them before the email?

I will also like to know which department the verification request was sent to in your school. Your department or exams and records?

Thanks

they first sent an email for verification to my school, my school responded to their email that a fee was needed before they would answer them. ICES sent me an email with my school ‘s email attached to theirs. They were surprised that a fee is being charged for verification and they told me to contact my school which i did.

It was sent to either the registrar’s office or records office. But i know the response was from records office.

ceyrahtlk:
So have you got your ECA? Wanted to know what form of 'verification' they are carrying out now. Chose ICES for my spouse to avoid all these double verification wahala o

yes
They sent an email to my school,so i had to pay extra money for my school to reply. I think they finished my case two days after they got the reply from my school. One thing I realized when i used ices was that they don’t notify you about anything. If you don’t email them to know how far,they won’t send you. Unless they might have changed now

55emem55:
After what seems like 11weeks, ICES comes back to say they've sent my credentials to my school for further verification. I dont even understand again. When did that one start? First they said they've been Bamboozled with over 300 applications in the last 3weeks from West Africa hence the delay. Una well done oh! My transcript has been with them since November 13th, and now they are saying they want to do further verification.

yes they did that with me

obembet:
Why are u so care about the money, what about the quality time.we spend together, if he failed to.do so, God will send someone else

i know u mean sex.
Sex isn’t a big deal this days. He can get sex anywhere but it would be rare for u to get someone who would train you in school for just mare sex. One can get sex for as little as #1500

obembet:
I.just like him not love

better find money and refund him and be free

chiomadim:
If you have done long distance relationship, how did you get successful at it.

Me and my bf having dating for sometime now,and I really love him and I know he does too. Our communication OK,we talk almost daily chats,calls,video calls. I am a very monogamous person especially when I really love someone,a lot of cheating temptations have come but I get pass it,is not easy. I have been celibate for almost 2 yes but right now my body is revolting it...is crazy. My sister told me that's no way on earth he is doing same. I can't say because I haven't seen the signs.
I have done trial breakup with him recently, those few days I was depressed,unhappy & irritable like if you're around me u will notice that something is wrong.

Before o I use to love with my head but this one have got stamped in my heart.

Of course we have discussed this and he said I should have more patience that living in a foreign country is not easy.

my sister go an f**k joor

xpac01:
If only you had trained your English in school, maybe just maybe, she wouldn't have put you in pains.

Your Grammar is painful.

i don’t know why people are like this. Didn’t you understand the message he was trying to pass. You that trained your english in school, i hope you are working in shell now

melayemi:
Hi everyone am gonna keep it short ,have known these babe for some years now as I have always crushed on her , now things seems to be getting better as we spend time together more often now but she wants a no Sex relationship, her reasons are religion based ,like we kiss and smooch and all sort but when it comes to the main deal she backs off...If you where in this situation what's the best decision to make even when you are madly in love with her and you like sex and wont want to cheat on her ....

does she collect money from you?

obembet:
Must I marry my boyfriend that trained me in school. What if he is not God's will for me?

Nairalanders please advice me

so its now u are asking if its God’s will for you. Why didn’t you end it since. If dis guy kills u they would say he dis bad

Dare002:
Dear all,

We submitted our profile last Saturday, 19th of Jan, and had a Crs of 474, but we have not received ITA. Anything to worry about?

calm down u go see am

topeolu1:
Good afternoon people, I need an advice.

With crs of 440, is it OK to book medical now ahead? Or must one wait for ITA to do the medicals. Thought there was something like upfront medical Kindly assist with this information. Txd

wait
Medicals isn’t ur main issue now. You should be thinking of how to boost that score while you’re in the pool because, going by the recent score, it might take a while before the score would drop to that level again

Abascoh:
Fake story, Anambra people and Imo inter marry regularly. My Dad is from Anambra and My mum is from imo. Two of my cousins are married to Imo men. My uncle (mum's younger brother) being from Imo is married to an Anambra woman and I have never heard anything of these so called hatred you talk about. I only know that there is a cliché that Imo people collect more as bride price than Anambra do but even that is not an issue when you see who you want to marry. I will advise you to go and find out why your woman's people don't want her to marry you, it has nothing to do with any alleged hatred Anambra people have for imo people because there is nothing like that

shhhhhhhuuuuu
It happens. Because you haven’t heard of it doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen

Ewilonco:
Inside this kind hardship.. my brother your parents should be ashamed of you.them never born pikin...you monitoring a girl on Facebook, shows you are either jobless or useless.better work on your life..you dey spend 50k untop woman wey you never marry..how much you dey give your younger ones? pussy Nigga like you..guys won't learn,[b]the pussy is never yours, na just your turn[\b]you better dedicate your time to more productive ventures..she is probably screwing another guy dick right now..work on yourself and leave women alone una no go hear...my guy wise up..this na 2019..if you calculate the kain money wey you don invest inside Toto,that money don reach you buy Land for some community. it is well with your soul..

they don’t know

Originalsly:
..... and @ chocolateme......

...what can help.... for heat... hot air will rise....it will be cooler if you sleep on the floor... the higher off the floor the hotter it will be. Mosquitoes...... spraying the room is not good.... you will also be breathing in the insecticide which can cause cancer later in life. I suggest you get neem leaves... crush and soak in oil /water...rub on your skin...I'll guarantee you mosquitoes or any insect will flee from you. Neem is a natural insect repellant.

wer can i get neem leave

coolluk:
Hi Guys

I have a job and i earn 100k per month and i am thinking of getting a car(been on the job for a bit), but i am planning maybe year ending, i want some advise from my good people in the house if it would be advisable.

P.S - i dont have much responsiblity at the moment i am 25 and i am also bettering myself with some certifications.

Thanks as you advise and not insult me, lol

Please can this topic get to front page? thanks

its even better you buy it now, bfor u get married bcus it is really important in marriage. Guy if ur moni reach buy am, u only live once.

Liliyann:
Try and use onion....just cut onion and place it beside your bed and corners in your room and watch how mosquito will run

u sure?

seedsower:
Education is good sha, otherwise why will I leave my village come lagos go pay someone to enter bush?

so u mean those going are uneducated? Smh
If so that means those going to cinemas are fools because they can actually buy it later

semyman:
Admins should save this forum and commence to ban anyone with poorly written English especially for topics on the front page.

This will give it more credibility and less careless comments.
It will also encourage the persons involved to improve and develop themselves.

We do spend some quality time here and these poorly put together comments can corrupt and adulterate the English of the not so well grounded

is that your problem currently?

chocolateme:
Greetings to anyone reading this, please pardon my grammatical errors as I bare my heart in this write up. We live in a down floor flat in a three storeyed building and as you know how most compounds in Surulere is without space, ours is surrounded by other tall buildings so to get fresh air especially at night is zero possible.
The state Government has not been forthcoming with pipe borne water these days despite knowing how important water is to human life, the power supply company are making it harder too, you go to bed at night, you won't sleep well due excess heat, you won't see water to at least bath throughout the night to keep cool till morning.
This has been going on in our area in Surulere around Itire/Ishaga. Last night, I thought I was going to die oh God!! We have generator set but the engine is very faulty and very expensive to repair besides, we can't be spending money on fuel on daily basis coupled with the fact that there are other expenses at home to run.
Last night, I was awake till 3am dot, I kept fanning myself and sweating profusely, at a point, I felt I was loosing my breath, I stood up, laid down, sat down, I did everything I could to feel OK but to no avail, my hand was aching me too.
I slept off for about 12minutes only to suddenly jerk up from bed and feel sweat running down my face and body like a cup of water was poured on me hmm.. The mattress was soaked at different sections and I couldn't lie down on it again. The one that scared me most was that I observed that fluid came up into my mouth from my stomach and I rushed to go and spill it out, dehydration too, I kept drinking water and trying to stay alive.
By exactly 3am dot, they brought the light, I wasn't feeling happy because there was no morale for excitement anymore but I finally managed to sleep off, i woke up again as they took it by past 4 again till now. I sleep by 3 or 4 almost every night and I am feeling frustrated. I felt I should share it, I am tired, God please help me, I am always scared once the night approaches on daily basis.. The Government should help the masses with light and water for healthy living.

lol yours is just heat. Mine is heat and mosquitoes. I almost cried two nights ago. If we don’t have light at night, I always feel depressed. I had to spray my room around 2am when I couldn’t take it any more. The heat too was unbearable. I just tire for this country

uthlaw:
going to USA guarantee him of winning the election or what....we are not voting PDP simple.

speak for ur self

Make dem ask that lady wetin do am?

tamethem:
What's your Zodiac symbol, I'm trying to see if the stars has anything to do with this. I'm like this too.

u know d truth is I’m impatient with girls. I don’t like making them feel like one can’t do without them. The moment i just sense that she’s forming hard to get, i leave her. I know some people would say push harder, some girls just do it but why would i push so hard when ur not the only girl in the world

krissconnect:
Hy, sorry to bother you, I don't know if anyone of you here is peculiar with my situation. I tend to give up on people easily, like a minor misunderstanding with the person, I clear their memory from my head instantly and it never comes back. My 5 yrs old gf broke up with me earlier this year and I acted like nothing happened, I didn't even reply her breakup WhatsApp message. I have a friend today and next day, I quit them and it doesn't even bother me. Since I'm growing older, it's started to bother me and I'm deeply worried prior to my relationship life. I met a girl last week and cos she couldn't reply me on time on WhatsApp, I deleted her number and everything. It happens to me every time.

Pls I don't think this is normal, I need help.

@lalasticlala @mynd44 @tosyne2much @toks2008 dominique

lol almost same thing happens to me. If i chat a girl i just met and he reply isn’t cool. Instantly i del her number

ChiefAzubuike:
You have sex with 14 and 15 year olds in the university but people will see nothing wrong because they're university girls. Same category of girls you'd sleep with on the street and everyone will be making a big deal out of it.

i swear

OluwasureGig:
bro you didn't commit no crime. in 2017 I banged a 14 year old with the body of a 20 year old. she even rode me on our subsequent sessions.yeah!! you read that, right. she's got mad curves, perky boobs and very beautiful and guess what she wasn't a virgin when I got in there . she actually lied to me about her age . told me she was 18 until I got to find out her real age from my cousin and that didn't make me stop. pussy was so tight and cleannnnn..I was 22 then. no regrets on my side bro. she actually was the one that went for it. N.B: I Swear with my life this is no made up story.

haahaaha

Quality20:
To clear urself ,just report to NAPTIP or any NGO that's into child abuse cases and demand to b prosecuted.

lol

dairykidd:
If only we are as holy as we all portray on NL this country for too good... And we all know 90% of those teenage girls don't get dis virgined by their age mates na always bros dem dey run am so who come be those bros them if everybody for this thread dey form holy & perfect... Abeg lemme be going to church. Make we dey talk true or no talk at all because u want to deceive online girls..

I don't do underage or little girls... Not my spec. You must be thick, voluptous, well rounded thighs & a little on the wild side

Church oo!

dats the simple truth
My problem with him is that why is he thinking about it now.

Mekanus:
I'm interested in traveling to Canada, could you point me to where and what to read?

express entry

ZaOzaRoom:
A girl is considered underage if she is not up to 18 years. As a young man of 30 ( Although, I have past that age now) a 17 year old girl fell in love with me. Realizing she was still an underage, I ignored her. The more I ignored her, the more her love for me intensified. At that time, I wasn't in any relationship. They had television at home but she preferred watching mine, she would spend many hours at my place watching television. Mind you, she just finished secondary school.
I couldn't resist her advances no more and one evening had a consensual sex with her. We continued like that until she turned 22 and I moved out of the state.
What I want to know now is did I commit any crime by sleeping with her?

i have a question
Why are you bringing dis up after all dis years?

Barryston:
Me I put unemployed because I read somewhere that it wasn't an employment oo but I put my ppa and used an in my LOE I explained that "NYSC is a compulsory scheme for all graduates in Nigeria...and I did my service in (name of the state)....This service lasted for one year...then I mentioned the date I started to when I did my POP

I hope I'm safe?

but wat was the need for that?