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Okoroawusa:
I like your hustle though. It's innovative.

Oh thanks!

Okoroawusa:
That's why I modified.

Take care.

Thanks

Albertone:
Can you come to be cooking for me in Kubwa,Abuja??
Sponsored flight though.

If you won't mind me running my security check on you cause of security measures,then I can be available

Okoroawusa:
Cook,sex, companionship,No strings attached relationship,Can hold your own in a conversation
Modified: I just saw your personal thread. Sorry I don't think you are what I am looking.

I'm very sure I placed emphasis on the no single form of intimacy,if I didn't,I'm very sorry about that.No Sir any form of intimacy is fully not involved

Ategberoson:
how much for efo riro? can you cook Igbo soup too?

#2000 for 1 litre
Yes I can cook Igbo Soup's also.
Please give me till tomorrow to work on my price list for the ready made soups,so I don't under charge or over charge
Thanks soo much for your interest

Albertone:
We don't mind the grammar.We are learned.

Hmm mother experience sounds cool.I just remembered the experience I had when my mother fed me with breast milk...Oh what an experience!


By the way,you never stated a location.

You'd have to be that small a Baby again or go back in time
Alimosho Lagos

Albertone:
Hehehe...You better cook in your place and do delivery at their home.
By cooking in my place,you're giving me a girlfriend experience,only few have self control and can keep it strictly business.

By the way,Your use of yoruba language is too much,no be everybody sabi yourba na abi kilo feel?

I use it for humour sake,don't mind me,you don't want to hear too much grammar if I speak only English
I don't mind doing deliveries at all,so sorry,a girlfriend experience is the last thing I'd ever want to give you,I'd rather choose the Mother experience but this one na paid Mother

Okoroawusa:
You say you cook for a fee? What else can you do?

I'm an Entrepreneur
I do other things I don't want to list here but I'm good at other legal stuffs
I can be a brainy,I'm presently majorly looking for good side hustles,I have a main field already.
I'd love to know what you have in mind you think I can do

Forzeenab:
Thank you so much. Pls reply my DM.

So happy I met you on this thread and yes I can buy food from you, I rarely cook cos of work and no motivation to eat alone after I stress myself to cook.

Ope ooo
Oluwa seun oo
I'm equally happy
In fact you just aggravated my happiness with that food part,I'm sure you'd be a wonderful person to be with

Forzeenab:
If I ask for your number, will you give me?

Yes but privately
Any other person it is to cook for you ni o,Mon wawo

zakkyzakes:
and here comes a real textrovert

Make yourself at Home

chukwuibuipob:
Wetin daddy freezer don contribute so far ? Yeye man

His voice,I'm sure that's just about what you've also contributed

Forzeenab:
Please just follow me back

I've done that

Forzeenab:
I run away from WhatsApp. People actually try to chat with me but I prefer reading or writing stuff to chatting. I will try and start chatting with people. My god!

I read a foreign blog somewhere about the term "Textrovert" let me paraphrase concisely
"Living your social live in texts"
At times you feel comfortable texting strangers,to me I feel it stems from a little bit of low self esteem issues,we think we're one way but search within yourself deeply,you might realize one incident or situation caused that way to happen,so we get soo comfortable in this sort of life,we lock up and even build our confidence right back but only on the surrounding of this comfort zone we've made happen.
You would be surprised you love other things when you start giving them a trial

Forzeenab:
LOL I will just faint doing all these

Start with the WhatsApp message,at times we think we don't have friends when we actually have a list of contacts we can turn to friends.
Take it one by one,you have time Dear,trust me the crazy stuff s would make you giggle,like you've just been a villain

Forzeenab:
I don't even like talking to people. I rarely talk. I just want to be left alone and be in my own space. I clearly have a lot of work to do on myself. I don't have siblings.

See, you are so knowledgeable about this thing and all your words are true. Thank you

You actually don't have much work to do,trust me
Start by not getting worked up about it at all and say mehnn this is just me jare,embrace the fact that you don't like talking and all,be comfortable with it like totally,cause you would have to admire your present self for a change to happen
Send a general message to all your WhatsApp contacts with "I hope your day is going great"
Watch what happens next,when next you go out wear a smirk and a bright smile and get ready to verbally admire things,go to the swimming pool and say yeh and I don't like water o,let the person next to you say "why did you now come here" continue from there
Also get ready to be relevant in people's lives,friendship is sustained by two sided value adding
You don't just want to be a "contact" to someone else,you want to be thoughtful enough for someone else to call you "his or her friend"
Be interested in making someone else happy

Forzeenab:
Asocial? I'll look that up. Can you suggest some causes cos I don't even know where to look. Also I seem not to be able to hold on to friends cos I always want to be indoor.

You don't want to have a list of contacts and not friends
You really don't need much people,you only need the right people and only consistency can make this happen.
Silence can be golden,you don't need to talk 2/4 trying to be social or go to loud concerts and all
Start exploring your silence,go to the Waterfalls.
It's one of these 3
Either start all over again by taking yourself to good places and try striking a conversation,infact a safe protest ground is also an option,try as much as possible to be free,don't be uptight,be ready to smile at the person you perceive to be reasonable
Lurk eyes with someone,say they look familiar (na lie o)dare yourself to do crazy stuffs and you'll naturally sieve out the relevant contacts

Forzeenab:
This is so spot on. Thank you so much.

I try to do things by myself but seeking a companion is for motivation. Like going to the gym for instance or exercising, I need someone to push me by getting involved. I don't like going out. I have not attended a single party in years. I hate noise, I don't even attend office parties, I am so introverted, I feel it's now getting out of hand.

I go to the Cinema by myself cos I like movies but can't seem to get the energy to do other stuff

Trust me in each of these outings you went alone,someone was sitting next to you
Knowing your outdoor self as to do with how you explore your environment.
You went to the Cinema,but did you exclaim over a scene or give a comment that was loud enough for the next person to hear to be interested in giving a response?
Also be selective with the places you go to and the days you go.
You don't wanna meet the wrong people.
Try to go for a function,do a change and look your best for yourself,go with a sibling or go alone,you might just be convinced "you actually love this right now" dance and try to be free like you're once again alone in your room

Alexgman1:
You can we have so many whatsapp group online even international depending on the one you want.

Lovely can I have them
Could you send it to me through a pm or something?
I'd love that
Thanks in advance

Forzeenab:
I really don't think I sound entitled. But if you read it this way, I guess I can't change your mind. Sometimes we mean one thing and people interpret differently.

Let me just give you a tip
I'm as anti-social as you are
The day it struck me that I have not even one friend was intriguing
I really understand your list which to me is meant to be natural but due to the economy and things won't come out being natural
I'd advice you to first start being social with your own self first
It might sound weird but start by doing all those things to yourself by yourself,you'll have to get used to your own company outdoor first before bringing someone else into your circle,if you don't go this way,it might cause a drag in this online friendship after you see one and might just fade away.
Some of us are fully comfortable with the way we are but I fully understand it causes psychological and emotional issues at times,get to know yourself outdoor first before bringing someone else into your status quo

FanOfMyself:
Will give it a thought and consequently pm you

You won't regret doing that
Thanks

FanOfMyself:
You don't give up do you? How much if I may ask

Just #10,000 a month (transport exclusive)
I prepare varieties of exotic dishes once a week for you,so you store it up in your refrigerator
No shy emoji(hands on her eyes)

Forzeenab:
I am not even angry that you came to my thread when you could have created your own thread.

Anyways, good luck.

I'm really soo sorry
I should have figured it was an issue
Really sorry about it

FanOfMyself:
Nice try, but I eat out sometimes and I do cook from time to time. I'm a software engineer and I do work from home since covid-19 lock down.
Besides, you might put some love portion inside my food one day. My dad's nickname is "Fear woman" for real! Though I haven't really asked him how and why he bears that alias

I'm sure you work soo hard and you deserve better drooling dishes so why deprive yourself of enriched homemade meals and I bet my meals tastes wayyy better than yours
Concerning the love portion,if it was someone else maybe you should worry,but me,my prayer is for you never to find me appealing so you really have nothing to worry about in that aspect.
Whereas I'm affordable

FanOfMyself:
I fit the picture for real, but you are already coming off as a lady who is looking for a man to foot her bills somehow! Next time present yourself better.
Thanks

You fit the picture
Who cooks for you abeg,I can be doing your cook day for you for a fee also another thing I can do is be a companion,nothing intimate at all,I'm intellectual,in case you need someone to talk to or its sorts.
Also for a fee

iddonla:
nothing intimate from me too..

just twerk for me and cook and am good

Walahi you're making me laugh
Employ someone else for that one,while I do the cooking

iddonla:
can u twerk?

Not part of my job description
But I can keep you company for a fee,nothing intimate
I'm very intellectual,like if you need a companion or someone to talk to
I know how to go about verbally making you feel better,sure for a fee.

Seriously ehn they should organise the deployment of legal security agents capable of taking actions in issues like this,people with legal backings to maim any thug,we really need them to be deployed to protest grounds,preferably private security organizations,this is getting too much

gvmachance:
Package urself and find ur way to the island that is where ur target customers live.

Sebi
I'll just take Lekki/Ajah at Oshodi under bridge,drop at maybe Chevron drive or Lekki Phase 1,stand on the road and probably write I can cook superbly
Then start legging it to those Estates that have securities,when they say call the person to call the Gate or show your entry text,I'll say ah Sir I'm just looking for the person
You know it doesn't work like that na

Peritome:
Yeah!

Sometimes I cry in my closet for being nice & quiet to a fault.

You like crying ni,that should be the last thing to make you cry,learn to say no because people might tend to take advantage of you

OZOnNengiTheory:
Wahala dey o!

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Is she in Lagos?
I can get her a surprise teddy or gift