₦airaland Forum

Merimental:
cloned

phintohlar:
Hahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha

mimimile93:
Anything that will make PMB wins 2019 election is allowed..

Jerrick:
Summary

1) she’s a chronic liar
2) she’s seeking attention
3) she’s desperately searching for husband
4) she’s broke
5) she’s very stupid

TarOrfeek:
MUMU


Because corruption is giving you 3 square meals.


IDIOT.

safarigirl:
This her response is flat.

She should go and ask Jim Iyke for tutorials on clapbacks.

lefulefu:
Yu cant date a guy a cant play FIFA? Wat of if im sabi play only earth ball..u go gree date am?

twerkjack:
HEY GUYS AM PRECIOUS, AM A WEED SMOKER AND THIS IS " MY PERCEPTION OF WEED".

MIND U, THIS PIECE WAS WRITTEN UNDER THE DIRECT INFLUENCE OF WEED..THIS MEANS THAT IM ON "CLOUD NINE", "HIGHNESS" "HEAVENS GATE"...HOPE U GET ONE OF THOSE...

OK! MOVING ON....

I WANT TO CORRECT A COMMON MUSCONCEPTION OF WEED..

WEED IS MOSTLY MISUNDERSTOOD AS "NEGATIVE " AND ASSOCIATED WITH BAD PPL, LIKE CRIMINALS, DRUG ADDICTS, PROSTITUTES AND GENERALLY PPL WHO PERPETRATE VICES. IM TELLING U THAT 'IT'S NOT TRUE'.....

NOW ALLOW ME TO TELL U "WHY"

WEED IS NOT A BAD THING..... IT DOES NOT CAUSE ANY HARM TO THE BRAIN (U CAN RESEARCH ABT IT),..... BUT JUST LIKE SEX, DRUGS, ALCOHOL, LOVE AND EVEN FOOD THAT ARE ORIGINALLY MEANT FOR OUR WELL BEING, WEED CAN ALSO BE ABUSED...

NOW, THE ABUSE OF WEED IS USING IT FOR THE WRONG PURPOSE.. U'L UNDERSTAND HOW WEED CAN BE ABUSED BY THE TIME U FINISH READING THIS PIECE..

NOW LEMME TELL U THE MOST IMPORTANT BENEFIT OF SMOKING WEED.

*"CREATIVITY"

"there is a special wisdom u get when u 'WEEDsome" ~~ Bob Marley~~


NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, IM NOT SAYING THAT U HAVE TO SMOKE TO GET CREATIVE, IM JUST SAYING THAT EVERYONE IS NATURALLY BLESSED WITH THE GIFT OF ""CREATIVITY" BUT Y IS IT THAT VERY FEW PPL EVER COME UP AS BEING CREATIVE?? THE ANSWER IS "WORRY"

EVERYBODY WORRIES ABT A THING OR TWO AT EVERY SINGLE POINT OF OUR LIVES.. IT HAS EVEN BEEN PROVEN THAT A 'DAY OLD BABY' WORRIES..... PROBABLY ABT WHEN NEXT ITS GOING TO SEE IT MUM OR WHEN ITS GOING TO BE CUDDLED,,,,,, I DONT KNOW.......BUT ISNT IT AMAZING??

NOW, WHAT WORRY DOES IS SHIFT YOUR ATTENTION FROM SOLUTIONS AND PLACES THEM IN THAT STATE OF CONSTANT RESTLESSNESS THAT U BECOME FRUSTRATED...
WHAT WEED DOES, IS TO SHIFT UR MIND FROM THOSE THINGS THAT WORRY U AND IT THEN PUTS U IN A PLACE OF ABSOLUTE RELAXATION FOR A FEW HOURS... AND AT THAT MOMENT WHEN UR MIND IS RELAXED, THAT TEMPORAL MOMENT WHEN U DONT HV A WORRY ANYMORE ..... THATS WHEN YOU'LL REALIZE THAT THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN LOCKED SOMEWHERE INSIDE UR HEAD AND U DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT ALL U HAD TO DO WAS CALM DOWN AND MEDITATE TO COLLECT THEM....

EVEN THE MASTERS OF MIND CONTROL, THE BUDDHIST AND HINDU WHO ORIGINATED "YOGA" MAKE USE OF "INDIAN HEMP" BURNED AS INCENSE AND PLACED AT THE YOGA HALLS TO FURTHER ELEVATE THEIR MINDS...

WEED IS ALSO A "DRIVER"

IT PUSHES U TO ACHIEVE... DEPENDS ON WHR U PLACE UR MIND.... IF A THIEF IS INTENT ON ROBBING AND HE SMOKES WEED, HE GETS MORE MORALE TO DO IT, WHEREAS IF AN ARTIST OR PRODUCER OR DESIGNER FOCUSES ON THEIR CRAFT AND SMOKE WEED, IT ENHANCES THEIR CREATIVITY IN THEIR ARTS AND OPENS THEIR MINDS TO NEW AND UNCONVENTIONAL IDEAS AND IT DRIVES THEM TO ACHIEVE IT...

MOST VERY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE U KNOW, SMOKE WEED OR DID IT SOMETIME IN THEIR LIVES.;
*Wole Soyinka
*bob marley
*Nelson Mandela
*Fela Kuti
*Lil Wayne
*Ronald Reagan (THIRTEENTH PRESIDENT OF THE USA)
*Wizkid
*Channel Coco
*Earnest Hemingway
*Aristotle (wiki -"Aristotle burned incense that contained marijuana while medidating"
*Barrack Obama JUST TO MENTION A FEW..

NOW U MAY NOT LIKE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE BUT U CANT DENY THAT THEY ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR FIELDS..

DON'T DISMISS A WEED SMOKER AS "USELESS" U MAY THINK THEY'R CRAZY BUT THEIR MIND IS WIDER THAN URS BELIEVE OR NOT... IT ONLY DEPENDS ON HOW ITS USED...

ANYTHING U FOCUS UR MIND ON AND THEN SMOKE WEED..... HAS U SURPRISING URSELF...

I'M NOT A WRITER AND APART FROM EXAMS I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING THIS MUCH FROM MY MIND..., BUT TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER AFTER SMOKING A JOINT... FOR THE FIRST TIME I FOCUSED MY MIND ON WRITING SOMETHING AND FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER WRITTEN BEFORE, I AM SURPRISING MYSELF WITH THIS PIECE, I MEAN I FEEL MY LEVEL OF CREATIVITY ON WRITING GROWING.....


NOW LIKE I SAID, THIS THREAD IS NOT TO ENCOURAGE U TO SMOKE IF U DON'T.... BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DO SMOKE WEED, LEARN TO USE IT FOR THE POSITIVE AND YOU'L START SEEING POSITIVE VIBES AROUND U.


WIZKID WON AN INTL AWARD, PRESIDENTS CONGRATULATE HIM BUT NO ONE MENTIONED THE FACT THAT HE SMOKES IN FACT ONE EX PRESIDENT SAID HE WISHES FOR OTHER YOUTHS TO FOLLOW IN HIS PATH....THAT'S because HE IS USING THE HERB POSITIVELY TO BETTER HIS CAREER AND LIFE.....

WEED ENHANCES UR APPETITE IF UR LOOKING TO ADD WEIGHT.....

PLUS THE SEX IS WAYYYYYYYYY BETTER AFTER SMOKING A JOINT OR TWO...... IT JUST GOES ON......

MAKE UR CHOICE BUT DON'T JUDGE OTHERS FOR THEIR'S

PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE THE LESS PPL WHO SMOKE WEED THE BETTER SO.,...

THANX FOR UR TIME...

Gloriousgud:
welcome to world baby J. pikin Wey no get papa. wait o! so Linda na olosho she be dey form big girl.

risi66:
The GOAT.

reyscrub:
This old fella politicians are highly bullshit for our dear country.

Enough of recycling this waste old dude menh.

Here I present before you the fresh programme loaded gentle guy from new era thinking world.

Meet Toye Akingbola as Nigeria next President (#TA4P) for good tomorrow to give us:

S. Security
H. Health
A. Agriculture
P. Power
E. Education
S. Shelters

http://toyeakingbola.com.ng

zolajpower:

Ftc......but really this is true.

emeijeh:
You seem pained. I hope you had lunch today?

emeijeh:
Serves her right

samuelkingz:
my sis checked her but what was written was 'congratulations, your provisional admission is in progress'. what does it mean pls.

kimbraa:
Nigeria, a dysfunctional state. To him, it seems cool, and there's a body in charge of things like this.