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Romance / Re: Lady Holds Onto Her Man Who Tries To Run In Pre-Wedding Photos by Shelloween(m): 1:21pm On Oct 15, 2018
Anything Interracial is always a pleasure to behold. Even porn.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shades Speed Darlington, Corrects Him On How Her Name Is Pronounced by Shelloween(m): 12:19pm On Oct 15, 2018
thesicilian:
This is like a football match between the two bottom teams of the EPL table.
they still dey championship, abi you promote them?

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shades Speed Darlington, Corrects Him On How Her Name Is Pronounced by Shelloween(m): 12:09pm On Oct 15, 2018
Public service announcement kor, Civil service denouncement ni.

Yeye girl.

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Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ogbonna Removes Her Husband’s Name, Sparks Breakup Rumour by Shelloween(m): 6:50am On Oct 15, 2018
Publicity stunt, she wants to trend. Even Baba does that sometimes by including name(s) of dead people on his lists.
In a society like ours, only bad things trend...that's why Baba and APC keeps trending 24/7.

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Calls Out Kanye West Over Comments About Fela by Shelloween(m): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2018
Like Trump, my love for Kanye knows no bounds. If he says Fela is living inside him, I believe him. If you don't, like that negro calling him out, fvck you too.
Crime / Re: Slay Kings Nabbed While Trying To Flee Hotel Without Paying . by Shelloween(m): 6:22pm On Oct 14, 2018
If they can't pay,

Take them to the swimming pool and order them to drink the whole water.
If they can't...
Pour water inside bucket, give each of them a fork and order them to use the fork to drink the whole water inside it within I hr.
If they can't
Collect all their clothes, including their boxers, put them inside Car, drive to the nearest market, then order them to get down
If they can't,
Order them to enter the the nearest army barracks with a Biafran flag, shouting #free KANU
If they can't
Forgive them biko, our politicans commit worse crimes

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Politics / Re: Anyone Noticed Fulani Herdsmen Menace Reduced Recently? by Shelloween(m): 6:13pm On Oct 14, 2018
Their sponsors are channelling their time and money to the upcoming elections.
Politics / Re: What My Friend In The North Shehu Bello Just Sent Me. by Shelloween(m): 6:09pm On Oct 14, 2018
His political views are highly based on sentiments and prejudice, thus, irrelevant. His vote counts, but it won't solely decide the outcome of the elections. Tell him to Atikulate, it'll cure his soul of hate.

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Religion / Re: Sàngó Worshippers Perform Rituals As Thunder Strikes Victim In Oyo. Photos by Shelloween(m): 6:54pm On Oct 13, 2018
I love this.
We mustn't abandon the ways of our fore fathers. Substituting our culture and values with that of the White man has been our greatest sin as Africans.
Religion has destroyed us. Our fore fathers were spiritual, not religious. There is a huge difference between a spiritual mind and a religious one.
Colonization was possible in Africa, not by military strength of the so-called White missionaries(we were militarily equipped too), but through religion. They brainwashed us.
We abandoned our spirituality and chose their religion. Right now, religion has killed more people than the spiritual activities carried out by our fore fathers ever did.

Say no to religion. Embrace your African culture.
A religious man is more evil than a spiritual man.
A spiritual man is more powerful than a religious man.

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Events / Re: Lady Takes 'Bridal Shower' To A Big River With Her Friends (Photos) by Shelloween(m): 6:41pm On Oct 13, 2018
Looks more like an initiation to me.
They look ppretty though.
I hope the spirit in that water doesn't marry you too

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Fashion / Re: Most Expensive Salon In The World Where You Get A Haircut For N9.5 Million by Shelloween(m): 6:24pm On Oct 13, 2018
What of the man that spends up to N700m annually cutting his bald hair?

Baba for the girls.
Romance / Re: He Wanted To Propose, But Now He Is Confused. by Shelloween(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2018
If he truely loves the girl, let him confront her and hear her own side of the story. I know it would be hard for him to believe whatever she has to say but, nobody is perfect. We are all sinners. Some of us are just unlucky to be caught.
It's gonna be hard to build that trust again but it ain't impossible.

Here's what he's gonna do:

Meet the girl, hear from her, collect the number of the dude he saw her with, call the guy and ask him who she is to him( after she don answer her own question o)

If they both say the same thing ..... He should forgive, but not forget in a hurry.
If their story differs..... He should consult the Guy up stairs for wisdom.

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Shows Off His Flawless Skin, Says 'Dark Knuckles Done Full Industry' by Shelloween(m): 1:23pm On Oct 13, 2018
ArchangeLucifer:
But being fair complexioned as a man doesn't equate to 'freshness', instead it implies weakness.

A true African is dark in complexion.

Besides, what's the point?
His preeq is still black.
Rubbish.

Between Oshiomole and Ben Bruce who fresh pass?

Between Buhari and Trump who strong pass?

About his priick being black, who told you? Your sis?

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Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga On Losing A Good Woman, Recalls How It Happened by Shelloween(m): 8:12am On Oct 13, 2018
Who asked you?
We are Atikulating and you are there talking about women.
Buhari economy no dey touch your body.... I dont blame you

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Celebrities / Re: Leo Dasilva And His Late Father, Leo Babarinde Dasilva Snr (Throwback Photo) by Shelloween(m): 7:58am On Oct 13, 2018
Nobodys:
...Let it go Dear.. Forgive him if you can.. and make sure you don't treat your kids the same way......
I will never hit my kids nor allow my wife hit them in my presence. There are more effective ways to discipline children. I'll never forgive him, I just pray God forgives him for all his sins.

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable New Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family by Shelloween(m): 7:47am On Oct 13, 2018
BigbamoAYO:
It's just propaganda he did'nt rape dat old woman
but he had sex with her?
Celebrities / Re: 'Finest Man Ever': Annie Idibia Gushes Over Her Husband by Shelloween(m): 7:44am On Oct 13, 2018
BigbamoAYO:
He no fine reach me
Na money be fine bobo.

So, shut up.

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable New Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family by Shelloween(m): 7:42am On Oct 13, 2018
BigbamoAYO:
Ororo,the king of football
the king of rapists you mean?
Celebrities / Re: Adorable New Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family by Shelloween(m): 7:40am On Oct 13, 2018
Rapist. I wonder how much you will pay to die the matter this time.
Politics / Re: Throwback:See What Obasanjo Said Abt Atiku In His Book 'My Watch' On Pages 31-32 by Shelloween(m): 7:22am On Oct 13, 2018
Should I also Throwback to all the promises Buhari made when he was campaigning for votes?
Nwoke m, there are no permanent friends or enemies in politics, just permanent interests.

I'm still Atikulating how to design an Obi poster for the lifeless one.
Celebrities / Re: Meet The World's Tallest Married Couple (photos) by Shelloween(m): 6:49am On Oct 13, 2018
Do you know the funny part? They will always look down on people, no matter how humble they are.

Do you know the worst part? This man can never commit crime and hide from the police. He is probably going to be a good boy for life.

Do you know the confusing part? How is his blokos not the longest in the world? Cos I know the not-so-tall man that holds the record.

Mynd44,
Lalasticlala

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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Emenike Shows Off His Curvy Wife As They Hang Out (PHOTO) by Shelloween(m): 6:35am On Oct 13, 2018
Lovely couple. I've never seen a professional footballer from Igbo land with an ugly wife.

Igbo girls are the most beautiful girls in Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: Lady Who Claims To Have The Biggest Bum In Africa Shares Underwear Pictures. by Shelloween(m): 9:31pm On Oct 12, 2018
Too much of everything is bad.



Except Bum Bum.

+****modified++

Tell that preacher above me to take his judgemental ass off social media. People should be free to express themselves. People like you should stay in the religious section. If you are holy like you claim to be, you shouldn't have opened the post, besides, you knew what you were coming in to see. But you had to check that ass too, right?
Everybody is not gonna be Jesus Christ, we all need Judas so that the scriptures would be fulfilled. Every girl is not gonna be holy, the world will bore us to death.
Mind you preacher, even in the time of Jesus Christ, hoes still roamed the earth. If you think hoes are bad.... Ask Joshua who saved the spies he sent to Jericho.
Shalom.
Politics / Re: Checkout 1969 Throwback Pic Of Gowon,azikiwe & Son Praying 4 End Of Civil War by Shelloween(m): 9:02pm On Oct 12, 2018
My father told me that this picture was taken after one of Gen Gowon boys telephoned him and said "the 30 billion we buried in that farm has been destroyed by fire during the war"
It was Col. Adeleke who called Baba to inform him about the burnt money and he never returned to Base to this day.

P.s it was my dad who took the picture. Verify from mynd44 or lalasticlala

Where I'm lying from?
I'm lying from Bendel state and you?
Celebrities / Re: White Rapper Eminem's Daughter Is All Grown Up (picture) by Shelloween(m): 8:56pm On Oct 12, 2018
internationalman:
I heard Jay Z has a grown up daughter too
you heard it from APC, I guess.

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Politics / Re: Elect Me As President, I Will Not Take 6 Months Before Naming My Cabinet - Atiku by Shelloween(m): 8:13pm On Oct 12, 2018
braveboy64:
story for the gods
when you and baba were their for 8 years what did you do
Sai Baba 2019
hatred will not even allow you type correct English. Next time, Atikulate before you type.

About 2ol9, it's an OBItuary for Buhari
Politics / Re: Elect Me As President, I Will Not Take 6 Months Before Naming My Cabinet - Atiku by Shelloween(m): 8:12pm On Oct 12, 2018
Sir, it's "When" not "If" Nigerians elect you as our President.
We can't wait to bury the already lifeless one come 2ol9. Thank you for announcing his Obi
Celebrities / Re: Singer Tekno Hits The Beach (photos) by Shelloween(m): 8:06pm On Oct 12, 2018
Last time, it was Lola Rae in the studio, now it's Tecno at the beach

Who's looking after the baby?
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Shows Off His o2 Brixton Academy 'Sold Out' Status Plaque by Shelloween(m): 7:15am On Oct 12, 2018
timibare:
nor b all of dem dey white, some na brown......if u know , you know
ma nigga
Celebrities / Re: Leo Dasilva And His Late Father, Leo Babarinde Dasilva Snr (Throwback Photo) by Shelloween(m): 6:07pm On Oct 11, 2018
They go from Daddy to Dad....
Then.... Pops.
Then... Pops man.
Then... Oko man.
Then... That man.
Some Fathers think you owe them for bringing you into this world. They maltreat you
They abuse you
They insult you
They hit you
They say bad about you
Why?..... All because you want to be yourself.
You want to live your life,
make your own choices,
chose your own path,
Find your own destiny..
They hate you for trying to be like you and not like them.
They do this forgetting one thing..... We never forget.
One day, you wske up looking at your dad with so much hatred that it suffocates you.
Bro, my dad was my first hater.....but my mom's love kept me going

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Shows Off His o2 Brixton Academy 'Sold Out' Status Plaque by Shelloween(m): 5:56pm On Oct 11, 2018
His Royal Highness

The weed Burna.

It's all about the Green and white.... If you know, you know.

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Romance / Re: See What Young Lady Posts Almost-unclad Photos To Mark Birthday! Photos by Shelloween(m): 5:54pm On Oct 11, 2018
kongashare01:
Can we call this Bad celebration?
no, we cannot.

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