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Anything Interracial is always a pleasure to behold. Even porn. |
thesicilian:they still dey championship, abi you promote them? |
Public service announcement kor, Civil service denouncement ni. Yeye girl. |
Publicity stunt, she wants to trend. Even Baba does that sometimes by including name(s) of dead people on his lists. In a society like ours, only bad things trend...that's why Baba and APC keeps trending 24/7. |
Like Trump, my love for Kanye knows no bounds. If he says Fela is living inside him, I believe him. If you don't, like that negro calling him out, fvck you too. |
If they can't pay, Take them to the swimming pool and order them to drink the whole water. If they can't... Pour water inside bucket, give each of them a fork and order them to use the fork to drink the whole water inside it within I hr. If they can't Collect all their clothes, including their boxers, put them inside Car, drive to the nearest market, then order them to get down If they can't, Order them to enter the the nearest army barracks with a Biafran flag, shouting #free KANU If they can't Forgive them biko, our politicans commit worse crimes |
Their sponsors are channelling their time and money to the upcoming elections. |
His political views are highly based on sentiments and prejudice, thus, irrelevant. His vote counts, but it won't solely decide the outcome of the elections. Tell him to Atikulate, it'll cure his soul of hate. |
I love this. We mustn't abandon the ways of our fore fathers. Substituting our culture and values with that of the White man has been our greatest sin as Africans. Religion has destroyed us. Our fore fathers were spiritual, not religious. There is a huge difference between a spiritual mind and a religious one. Colonization was possible in Africa, not by military strength of the so-called White missionaries(we were militarily equipped too), but through religion. They brainwashed us. We abandoned our spirituality and chose their religion. Right now, religion has killed more people than the spiritual activities carried out by our fore fathers ever did. Say no to religion. Embrace your African culture. A religious man is more evil than a spiritual man. A spiritual man is more powerful than a religious man. |
Looks more like an initiation to me. They look ppretty though. I hope the spirit in that water doesn't marry you too |
What of the man that spends up to N700m annually cutting his bald hair? Baba for the girls. |
If he truely loves the girl, let him confront her and hear her own side of the story. I know it would be hard for him to believe whatever she has to say but, nobody is perfect. We are all sinners. Some of us are just unlucky to be caught. It's gonna be hard to build that trust again but it ain't impossible. Here's what he's gonna do: Meet the girl, hear from her, collect the number of the dude he saw her with, call the guy and ask him who she is to him( after she don answer her own question o) If they both say the same thing ..... He should forgive, but not forget in a hurry. If their story differs..... He should consult the Guy up stairs for wisdom. |
ArchangeLucifer:Rubbish. Between Oshiomole and Ben Bruce who fresh pass? Between Buhari and Trump who strong pass? About his priick being black, who told you? Your sis? |
Who asked you? We are Atikulating and you are there talking about women. Buhari economy no dey touch your body.... I dont blame you |
Nobodys:I will never hit my kids nor allow my wife hit them in my presence. There are more effective ways to discipline children. I'll never forgive him, I just pray God forgives him for all his sins. |
BigbamoAYO:but he had sex with her? |
BigbamoAYO:the king of rapists you mean? |
Rapist. I wonder how much you will pay to die the matter this time. |
Should I also Throwback to all the promises Buhari made when he was campaigning for votes? Nwoke m, there are no permanent friends or enemies in politics, just permanent interests. I'm still Atikulating how to design an Obi poster for the lifeless one. |
Do you know the funny part? They will always look down on people, no matter how humble they are. Do you know the worst part? This man can never commit crime and hide from the police. He is probably going to be a good boy for life. Do you know the confusing part? How is his blokos not the longest in the world? Cos I know the not-so-tall man that holds the record. Mynd44, Lalasticlala |
Lovely couple. I've never seen a professional footballer from Igbo land with an ugly wife. Igbo girls are the most beautiful girls in Nigeria. |
Too much of everything is bad. Except Bum Bum. +****modified++ Tell that preacher above me to take his judgemental ass off social media. People should be free to express themselves. People like you should stay in the religious section. If you are holy like you claim to be, you shouldn't have opened the post, besides, you knew what you were coming in to see. But you had to check that ass too, right? Everybody is not gonna be Jesus Christ, we all need Judas so that the scriptures would be fulfilled. Every girl is not gonna be holy, the world will bore us to death. Mind you preacher, even in the time of Jesus Christ, hoes still roamed the earth. If you think hoes are bad.... Ask Joshua who saved the spies he sent to Jericho. Shalom. |
My father told me that this picture was taken after one of Gen Gowon boys telephoned him and said "the 30 billion we buried in that farm has been destroyed by fire during the war" It was Col. Adeleke who called Baba to inform him about the burnt money and he never returned to Base to this day. P.s it was my dad who took the picture. Verify from mynd44 or lalasticlala Where I'm lying from? I'm lying from Bendel state and you? |
internationalman:you heard it from APC, I guess. |
braveboy64:hatred will not even allow you type correct English. Next time, Atikulate before you type. About 2ol9, it's an OBItuary for Buhari |
Sir, it's "When" not "If" Nigerians elect you as our President. We can't wait to bury the already lifeless one come 2ol9. Thank you for announcing his Obi |
Last time, it was Lola Rae in the studio, now it's Tecno at the beach Who's looking after the baby? |
timibare:ma nigga |
They go from Daddy to Dad.... Then.... Pops. Then... Pops man. Then... Oko man. Then... That man. Some Fathers think you owe them for bringing you into this world. They maltreat you They abuse you They insult you They hit you They say bad about you Why?..... All because you want to be yourself. You want to live your life, make your own choices, chose your own path, Find your own destiny.. They hate you for trying to be like you and not like them. They do this forgetting one thing..... We never forget. One day, you wske up looking at your dad with so much hatred that it suffocates you. Bro, my dad was my first hater.....but my mom's love kept me going |
His Royal Highness The weed Burna. It's all about the Green and white.... If you know, you know. |
kongashare01:no, we cannot. |