₦airaland Forum

ArchangeLucifer:
Even if it did, would you have recognized it as moonstone?

Abi you go don use am stone lizard since 1999...

Lol. You are right Lucifer.. But don't quote me next time. Last thing I need right now is Satan quoting me. I have enough trouble in my life already
BTW, how is Babangida?

Wow.

But God, why didn't this one mistakenly fall for my compound? Abi my forefathers juju no gree?

neonly:
One day went to work with no money to buy fuel for d car entered public bus
Coming home was short on cash no bar for acc
Check my bad found one paper wrapped a little big open saw 1500 inside with a letter address to me
DADDY TAKE I DASH U FROM YUR DAUGHTER
dat day I nearly cried on d road pple were just looking at me
One of d reason I will give my children my last penny to be happy nd charter for der needs

sir, I would like to marry your daughter someday. she has a big heart.

LemuelIrabor:
Do you have a daughter? ☺

yes. She, like me, is still looking for a good mummy.

Nothing.. They are still sperms.

Aunty looks older than I expected. I bet calling her Mama Emma makes her feel even older.

It's good to live large,
It's better to spend wisely
It's best to invest and save for the future
I hope he doesn't go broke later in life like Muhammed Alli, Mike Tyson and others.. .
#TmT #b!tches

QueenBelle:
So soldier wire too day tap current?

lol

My forever crush.

Nwata chukwu kechalu si men chuba...

Udala mmicha m

Tomato Jos m

Ugegbe m

Elelebe eje olu

And..... Under Buhari's administration, the United States President for the first time tagged an African leader....."L I F E L E S S"

Mugabe has more respect in the international community than that herdsman.

Total rubbish.
Keep deceiving yourselves.
Buhari is a failure.
Full stop.

This is heart breaking.
Firstly, I must commed this man for seeking professional help instead of letting anger take the best of him. Most women end up in the hospital or even get beaten to death for committing abominable acts like this.

Secondly, I pray everything works out fine for both of you.

My advice? If you have other children by her, apart from the one she currently carries... Check their DNA, when she finally gives birth.... Check the baby's DNA.

So pastor Ogbonnaya, even with a head that big, God didn't add small sense to it?
Next time, mind your business. Isi Ukwa

For those of us insulting this man of God for insulting a man of God, may gods forgive us. Iseee.

The last thing we need right now is more mad people on the streets.
We are still dealing with the mad people shouting "Sai Baba" chasing everybody with brooms.

How my day went?

Well, I thank God for the umbrella given to me by my friend, rain would've beaten me today.

If you know, you know.

iamJ:
one time I wanted my nebo's wife so bad, as my chick was giving me head, I was looking at the womans what's app profile pix

lol. I look at the picture of my gf when my side chick blows me.... It makes me feel less guilty.

Lol. Nkea atoo m iche. 2ol9 don reach una don remember Igbo ba?
Come to my hood with brooms again, I will show you people gutter wey una go sweep with am.. Ndi iberibe ....
Nkita lachaa gi anya there.... Waka!

Poooooooo
Poooooooo

'' 9II what's your emergency?''

"Please I would like to request permission to fvck a wh()re I just picked up the street"

"Sir, could you repeat what you just said, I didn't get you the first time?"

" kilode? I say I wan Bleep olosho now, konji hol'me, I really need your permission"

"Sir, this an emergency line, and I can't really understanding ... Sorry...understand a word you're saying, could you..... Hello? Sir? Sir? Hello?

"Thunder fire you. I don try..... Baebis, lie down and spread your legs"

Newsblogger:
Vaseline crew biko this small girl is too young for you guy's!

who Masturbates to someone's face? Anu

.

Lol.

He looks more like a mad being beaten and dragged to a psychiatric hospital.

But seriously, who has sex without first checking out the pvssy?

Dear parents, Sex Education is not all about "don't have sex, avoid sex, sex is bad" You guys must teach your children how to behave when having sex.
Rule one...... Always check out the pvssy first.
Some pvssies are just fvckable only, while some are both fvckable and edible. Some.... You can't even finger.

Why is Banky turning his head? Did someone call him headmaster?

falcon01:
What's the importance of like on nairaland??

goodness and mercy follows you, all the days of your life.

kennygee:
If you give me evidence that it can be converted to money payable into my bank account, I'll tell you.

lol. Come to my house lemme show you the evidence. Be careful though, it's 6 inches long...

How can you let yourself marry someone as ugly as you are?

Anyways, the good thing is she finally settled down with herself.

Mine is

Fynestboi

Mynd44

Lalasticlala

Seun.

Can anyone beat this?

Chiemerie8:
Gifty has her olosho business but it's not selling. Same thing with tboss

Bisola is working hard as a career woman and that is impressive

Don't bother about me, I'm in the best of places to be.

it is selling my brother, it is selling. Codedly.

Do you know the worst part? If he goes to school with his dad to complain the next day, the soldier will punish him again. He might even extend the punishment to his dad.
These soldiers are animals.
I hope the picture circulates till it reaches the appropriate authorities.

P.s thank God for social media.... Incidents like this wouldn't have seen the light of the day some years back.

Hang him.

Chiemerie8:
She is the only ex BBN housemate that has something doing

Kudos to her

Gifty has something doing too.

I don't know about you.....but I like those nudes of hers.

Always looking fvckable. ...... Oops!

And..... My diiiiiik is at it again.... Always reacting before my brain at the sight of sexy women...

coluka:
Na so e dey start, before you know it, he will declare his intention to contest for one political position

so rich people cannot be charitable again? Not all givings from affluent members of the society is politically motivated.
I don't expect you to understand, people like you only give when they want something in return.