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Education › Re: FG: Schools Remain Closed! Why Universities Are Not Reopening Yet by Shellsploit: 3:30pm On Aug 25, 2020
Ogamysamo:
I see!
Govt owned are on 50-50 because they stil recieve their salary
Privately owned are fully ready because they need salary
Pets › Re: Nairalanders Help My Puppy by Shellsploit: 12:42pm On Aug 25, 2020
Pictures?
Travel › Re: My First Visit To The Eko Atlantic City (pictures And Video) by Shellsploit: 12:41pm On Aug 25, 2020
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Romance › Re: Lady Extremely Long Hair Gets Stuck Inside The Wheels Of An Okada!!! (video) by Shellsploit: 12:33pm On Aug 25, 2020
Make dem find scissors cut off the damn hair sad

If that bikeman mistaking accelerate that bike, her skull will just remove diagonally.. sad

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Can't Hold 2020 Holy Ghost Service As Usual Due To Coronavirus by Shellsploit: 12:19pm On Aug 25, 2020
When will government reopen police stations sef
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Reportedly Tease Their Host Citizens With Money Dropped On Sidewalk by Shellsploit: 12:18pm On Aug 25, 2020
Dont just try this in Okearo..
Speaking from experience.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And His Crew Visit Ned Nwoko And His Wife, Regina Daniels by Shellsploit: 11:48am On Aug 25, 2020
Nairaland mods sef... Na fire suit trouser that wan wear for the second pics shocked
Seun Osewa, see wetin ur moderators dey move go Frontpage.. shocked



Chai... Quora sef!

Education › Re: Stop Sending Children To Schools In Northern Cyprus, NIDCOM Warns Parents by Shellsploit: 10:50pm On Aug 24, 2020
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Crime › Re: Serious Unrest In Ijegun Satellite Town Lagos by Shellsploit: 10:39pm On Aug 24, 2020
Omoobong1:
There is a serious unrest in Ijegun Satellite Town Lagos.

Bale street, Upper Room Bus stop to be precise.

Some hoodlums are fighting and vandalising people's properties.

I have personally called 112 Lagos emergency number twice to report the incident but the so call Police officers that went there, could not do anything and left.

Imagine police telling residents to go into their homes and allow the hoodlums to kill them.

The area is full of cultists and they operate in broad daylight

There is no security in this country, we're just on our own.
Snap pics upload na sad

Crime › Re: Serious Unrest In Ijegun Satellite Town Lagos by Shellsploit: 10:38pm On Aug 24, 2020
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Romance › Re: My Neighbor And Sex Romp by Shellsploit: 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2020
PIXSPEAKS:
chaii this life no just balance oo.
I hear some guys say that em babe had one relationship/boyfriend before am and in his mind,the body count is commendable.
My brothers,it doesn't matter oo.
Before now,I had a thought that if I don't get a virgin,I might settle for a girl with less body count but this my neighbor has changed my mind.
My neighbors girl came around March from univ, a girl of 22 at most before the lockdown.
From march till date, she has been around
(of course,thats not the problem).
the problem is from that date till now, a day hardly pass without a round of loud sex.
I live in a 2 room self con apartment and same with my neighbor in the compound(only us)
While trying to work with my system in the evening,babe go dey shout.(Oga has big #200 cucumber size gbola) Night,the same..

One thought keeps running through my mind, who will inherit this girl later?
they will say sheepishly'My babe had one ex, do u know how many time the pussy was bleeped recklessly'
A girl that will not say no to at least a day off, can she be trusted to stay while you travel?

So I would advice girls, keep your milage low for you future hubby..
Chaii each time I sees this babe,I feel like vomiting..its too much.

They have started for night shift now.. So annoying..
Family › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Lady Dat Attract Goodluck? by Shellsploit: 10:17pm On Aug 24, 2020
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Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Asks Sanwo-Olu To Account For State’s 3 Helicopters by Shellsploit: 10:12pm On Aug 24, 2020
pyyxxaro:
I saw one in MC Oluomo’s Compound
Behave!

Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Asks Sanwo-Olu To Account For State’s 3 Helicopters by Shellsploit:
Make dem check government house. E fit dey ontop helipad or dem fit don scrap am for parts at owode onirin.

Romance › Re: What's Your Greatest Fear In Getting Married by Shellsploit: 9:55pm On Aug 24, 2020
realized non of the kids are yours.... embarassed







And that was how my neighbor here in matogbun has been fathering a bastard for the past 12 years.. embarassed

Celebrities › Re: Blogger Vivian Gist Welcomes Her First Child With Husband - Pictures by Shellsploit: 9:50pm On Aug 24, 2020
Marveworld:
When are we seeing the baby's Pic?
Congrats
So that you can compare and contrast shocked
Behave yourself grin

Travel › Re: Intl Flights: FG To Fine Airlines $3,500 Per Passenger For Non-compliance by Shellsploit: 9:48pm On Aug 24, 2020
O set ti go...


First it was Wuber drivers, and now international flights...
Travel › Re: 11 Units Of Locomotives Meant For Nigeria Departs China (Pictures) by Shellsploit:
Great development.
But wait, locomotive train. Hope it's not the one that uses chimney grin grin


Who else noticed the 3rd pics shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: Drivers Seen Stunting Wth Cars And Brandishing Guns On Abuja Road by Shellsploit: 9:27pm On Aug 24, 2020
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Food › Re: Help Me, My Tigernut Milk Doesn't Last A Day. by Shellsploit: 9:26pm On Aug 24, 2020
okirewaju:
I make mine for family use and not for sale but what I noticed about it is that it's better stored in the fridge and not freezer as when it turns to ice, it's difficult to thaw back to its original state

Fridge must be already cold and you drop each bottle as you package.

I'm sure more experienced persons will turn up soon.
My thoughts exactly.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2020 Police Recruitment: IGP Suspends Entry Requirements For Candidates by Shellsploit:
Lets see how it goes..
Kudos to Men in Black!

Food › Re: Help Me, My Tigernut Milk Doesn't Last A Day. by Shellsploit: 9:02pm On Aug 24, 2020
Pictures?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment: 15,000 Apply For 140 Slots In Gombe by Shellsploit: 8:55pm On Aug 24, 2020
15,000 applicants are to be screened for the ongoing 140 police recruitment slots in Gombe State...



Who una wan deceive sef...
Slot that has been filled in already before making it open to the public..
Politics › Re: Umahi Celebrates New Yam Festival (Photos) by Shellsploit: 8:52pm On Aug 24, 2020
I just dey salivate here....
See yam grin grin grin


Hungerbad madt gan
Family › Re: N30000 Feeding Allowance by Shellsploit: 8:51pm On Aug 24, 2020
This country sef!

Op is you are in lagos, try buyin your foodstuffs at oyinbo market.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels' Son, Munir Nwoko In New Photo by Shellsploit: 8:49pm On Aug 24, 2020
zeusV:
Muniru grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels' Son, Munir Nwoko In New Photo by Shellsploit:
Babies are cute!
Babies are cute!!



To all aspiring mother's and those trying to conceive, God will in his infinte mercy grant u all ur hearty desires / safe delivery! Amen.
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Vivian Gist Welcomes Her First Child With Husband - Pictures by Shellsploit:
Congratulations on safe delivery.
Welcome to motherhood! wink


To all aspiring mother's and those trying to conceive, God will in his infinte mercy grant u all ur hearty desires. Amen.

Lets hear what our daddy in the Lord, Pastor Righteousness 89 has to say in the comments section below...
Education › Re: Please Can He Apply For Medicine With This Result by Shellsploit: 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2020
patd113:
My Brother wrote NECO last Year cuz of some financial issue he could not apply for any school so we are financially stable now and he is planning to write jamb but he is not sure if he will get admitted with this Result if he score high in jamb.
Maths C6
Physics C6
Chem C6
Bio C5
English C4
agric C5
Civic C5
Animal husbandry C5
CRS C6
Crime › Re: Man Caught Raping An 8-year Old Girl In An Uncompleted Building by Shellsploit: 8:31pm On Aug 24, 2020
That aboki should be castrated already.

Btw..

Op na java phone u use snap this pics?

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