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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Seizes UAE Ship For Violating Its Waters & Killing Two Fishermen by Shellsploit: 6:09pm On Aug 20, 2020
Nairalanders, lets welcome Righteousness 89 with an amazing standing ovation as we welcome him to this thread..
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 7 Yahoo Boys In Enugu (Photo) by Shellsploit:
IamSalt:
NCAN reporting for duty, we are on a hot pursuit running down east of a certain cunt-ree. We need backup, over!
Foxtrot 3, backup on the way. 3 minutes to ETA.
Over and out!

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 7 Yahoo Boys In Enugu (Photo) by Shellsploit:
Kudos to all real hustlers...
God no go ever shame us.. Amen!

See dem, awon working Gees!!!

Crime › Re: Young Man "Swims" On Bare Floor Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs by Shellsploit: 4:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
Gbese ko te su mole...

Christianity Etc › Re: Masquerade Pictured Holding A Bible And Crucifix by Shellsploit:
E resemble one nairaland moderator wey seun just sacked recently.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali Coup: UN Security Council Orders Soldiers To Return To Barracks by Shellsploit: 9:43pm On Aug 19, 2020
shocked
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Who Know Anything About This Company ,they Sent Me Job Invite by Shellsploit: 3:04pm On Aug 19, 2020
Beside Avis petrol station, that place is always used for seminars...



I smell GNLD!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Wathoni's Armpit Causes Outrage On Social Media (Viewers Discretion) by Shellsploit: 1:25pm On Aug 19, 2020
Looks like someone with frequent reverse psoriasis...









Wait lemme look at it again.. shocked

Travel › Re: FG Begins Movement Of Cargoes From Lagos To Onitsha Port To Ease Apapa Traffic by Shellsploit:
Onitsha amaka!
Itesiwaju ipinile "Anambra state"






Wheres Lalasticlala sef

Business › Re: Lagos Stadium: Business Owners Lament Seven-day Eviction Notice by Shellsploit:
National stadium turn business hub..

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by Shellsploit: 9:34am On Aug 19, 2020
weyreypey:
Leave those cars alone. Manual automatic or semi automatic
Pls do you own or used any of the aforementioned mazda mpv's
Family › Re: The Ridiculous Amount You Ever Paid For A Facemask During Lockdown by Shellsploit: 2:29pm On Aug 18, 2020
Something wey full my glove compartment
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Soldier And 26 Others For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photos) by Shellsploit: 2:23pm On Aug 18, 2020
See as them lineup like konami winning eleven.
Health › Re: 5 Animals You Are Advised Not To Touch [photos] by Shellsploit: 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2020
Where's Lalasticlala sef...
Op add snail to that list!
Car Talk › Re: How God Saved Me From Kazeemizing My Engine/buying New Engine by Shellsploit: 10:15pm On Aug 17, 2020
Useless set of Kareem's!
Lalasticlala can attest to this claims... cheesy
Romance › Re: Couple Caught Making Love During Zoom Call [PHOTOS] by Shellsploit: 10:08pm On Aug 17, 2020
Party after party
Celebrities › Re: Why I Enjoy Using intimacy gadget – Kemi Olunloyo by Shellsploit: 8:39am On Aug 17, 2020
Ike oponku..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Shellsploit: 8:22pm On Aug 16, 2020
final scores: 3-1
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Only In Yemen" Charging A Car Battery With Ak 47(pic) by Shellsploit: 7:29pm On Aug 16, 2020
Make the gun mistaking touch the cars body..

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Speaking from experience!

Romance › Re: Lady Laments Over Barca’s Loss, Says Her Man Bet N1m Meant For Her Bride Price by Shellsploit: 7:22pm On Aug 16, 2020
He should just calm down!
Will advice him to kindly send a mail to bookmarkers customer service stating he mistaking funded his bet acct with 1m instead of 100k. A refund shld be initiated after 7 working days. Speaking from experience.

Phones › Re: Xiaomi Launches World's First Mass-produced Transparent TV by Shellsploit: 7:18pm On Aug 16, 2020
Infinix tv users right now...

Crime › Re: House Help Stole 3 Laptops A Day After Resuming Work In Ado Ekiti by Shellsploit: 4:37pm On Aug 16, 2020
sad
Family › Re: MAN Narrates How He Had A Baby With A Ghost. by Shellsploit: 4:34pm On Aug 16, 2020
Softapplez:
People will Come here and start saying, it is a tale by moonlight story, this people are usually ignorant of the world they live in.

Even lucky Dube said we are living in a crazy world. There are things happening in this world that is beyond science.

Some people have been trying to tell us with their movies and books but as usual we still have not read in between the lines.

Where do you think the knowledge of ghosts movies and books came From?

Do you think they are mere fiction? But what you all do not know is that they were all gotten from real life experiences.

People do not know that we still have vampires even till today.

Are Aliens real? Yes they are real.

A girl In school once told me she is from the Indian Ocean. This is not hearsay.

Nor be everything Dem dey talk Sha.

Our prayer is may we never experienced such things or come across such people and this is why i always tell my friends.

Wherever you go in life, always be good to people, don't delibrately offend people and always be humble, do away with pride.

This was how James in school said in broad day light that no witch can harm him in our hostel.

But he got the beaten of his life in his dream and lo and behold, he couldn't get up from bed the next day. Me i just looked at him, shake my head and Said to him. "James na small picking dey worry you" next time be careful how you boast.

One of The worst place you can show arrogance and pride in life is in school.

If you know, you know.


by the order of the Peaky blinders.
I doff my facecap for u!
Family › Re: MAN Narrates How He Had A Baby With A Ghost. by Shellsploit: 4:30pm On Aug 16, 2020
etrange:
Legends have it that the baby would later grow up to become Casper, the friendly ghost.

Family › Re: MAN Narrates How He Had A Baby With A Ghost. by Shellsploit: 4:29pm On Aug 16, 2020
Some Nairalander's can attest to this, especially those that reside near burial grounds...

Speaking from experience huh

Lalasticlala sef... shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: Somaliland: regional council meeting fight chairman and dupity fighting (Video) by Shellsploit: 3:09pm On Aug 15, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagining Osibanjo and Buhari exchanging blows in Aso rock grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Business › Re: LASG Meets E-hailing Taxi Operators, Approves 20% Reduction In Operation Fee by Shellsploit: 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2020
Next target is cabu cabu drivers...

Nairaland General › Re: If You Had Super Power, What Would It Be? by Shellsploit: 2:56pm On Aug 15, 2020
To beat up that spambot that banned me for 87 years

Crime › Re: Enugu Govt. Demolishes Twin Duplex Allegedly Built On Waterway (photos) by Shellsploit: 8:46am On Aug 15, 2020
Who else thought it was built ontop of lagoon!
Politics › Re: Which Photo Shows That Time Have Changed In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2020
Where's Lalasticlala sef

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