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Romance › Re: Terry G Shaves Off His Dreadlocks After Many Years With It by Shellsploit: 12:57pm On Aug 09, 2020
Seen
Properties › Re: Can 2M Naira Build Well Finished Three Bedroom In Abuja!!! by Shellsploit: 12:22pm On Aug 09, 2020
phrancys001:
Bros maka why na? if 1M dey build two bedroom na all of us for be duplex landlord with 1.2M, Unless shaa o! If d guy wan pack in at linter level.
This your comment cracked me up! "Linter level"
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Erica Finally Accepts To Date Laycon Told Kiddwaya To Fu¢k Off(video) by Shellsploit: 11:44am On Aug 09, 2020
Righteousness89:
Hmmmmm
Bro you no go church?
Politics › Re: LAWMA Clamps Down on Cart Pushers in Somolu, Bariga by Shellsploit: 11:26am On Aug 09, 2020
ThatFairGuy:
Talk with sense. Why is the Government useless with this
Kindly run along before i...
Where is your sense?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Beautiful Hyper Realistic Pencil Portraits by Shellsploit: 11:20am On Aug 09, 2020
Wehdone sir!
You are doing well..
Romance › Re: Lady's Sex Life 'Exposed' In A Congratulatory Message On Her Engagement (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:17am On Aug 09, 2020
internationalman:
Why are theses vagina people's lives so complicated.

Romance › Re: Lady's Sex Life 'Exposed' In A Congratulatory Message On Her Engagement (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:13am On Aug 09, 2020
Which kain wahala be dis sef!
Woman on top... Hope it's not what am thinking.




Lalasticlala sef!

Politics › Re: LAWMA Clamps Down on Cart Pushers in Somolu, Bariga by Shellsploit: 11:11am On Aug 09, 2020
Useless government
Education › Re: Chimpanzees in a Russian zoo watch cartoons during the lockdown by Shellsploit: 12:07am On Aug 09, 2020
Amotolongbo:
This time last week Saturday, We wanted to visit the OAU zoo. When we got to the front of the gate just before EDM faculty. I noticed the place was locked and seemed like no activity had happened for long.
Maybe the animals sef don stroll go watch Big Brother Naija cheesy

Education › Re: Chimpanzees in a Russian zoo watch cartoons during the lockdown by Shellsploit: 12:01am On Aug 09, 2020
dem fit don dey open gate for naija zoo
make dem stroll go hustle food by themselves grin


Lalasticlala sef.

Celebrities › Re: Meet Bayo Omoboriowo Personal Professional Photographer To President Muhammad Bu by Shellsploit: 9:58pm On Aug 08, 2020
Great! That camerain the 3rd pics looks like a canon 1Dx III
Business › Re: Lady Loses Her Life Investments To Flood In Nibo, Anambra (Pictures) by Shellsploit:
If only those fishes where insured sad



Wheres Lalasticlala sef

Romance › Re: Sex Workers In Serious Relationships Show Off Their Partners And Reveal How Long by Shellsploit: 6:43pm On Aug 08, 2020
Who else zoomed the other pics
Health › Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Shellsploit: 10:36am On Aug 08, 2020
See as guys full this thread shocked
Sey una sef don dey use sanitary pad

Make una just calm down abit.

Travel › Re: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Pictures) by Shellsploit: 10:17am On Aug 08, 2020
friday2011:
grin grin

Una no go wound person with laff for nairaland.
grin
Travel › Re: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Pictures) by Shellsploit: 10:04am On Aug 08, 2020
... and i thought they want to rebuild the entire bridge from scratch

Family › Re: Another Testimony by Shellsploit: 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2020
shocked
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Shellsploit: 10:45pm On Aug 07, 2020
SPOLO:
I staked a running ticket with my last #500 and the last game was europa league game shakter donestk vs wolfsburg and i picked X or under 2.5 .
match was approaching 80 mins and i did already concluded that yes it won already, i even went to my mama sikira to get some spaghetti and beans on credit with some cold ice fish then on putting the beans on fire then i said let me check livescore again...guess what 89 mins 1-0.....i said no wahala but another notification came in from futbol24 livescore app only to see 2-0 90 mins...then i knew i was on a hot seat....na so i dey sweat under cold weather begin they speak in tongue""that oh lord let it end like this,forgive me my sins and make them no add 1 again.....piammm d killer notification came in at 90+mins 3-0......that moment i dont know if i should drop my food on fire or cook it and take it to the seller that sold it on credit for me make E chop am so that my money go reduce.........then i started praying for away team to equalize all goals to make it draw.......

las las i have sold my android phone charger to pay the mama wey sell am on credit for me...


in my life if i ever go for that option again make thunder fire my tesicles embarassed embarassed embarassed

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Klint Da Drunk Loses His Dad by Shellsploit: 10:26pm On Aug 07, 2020
Our condolences
Education › Re: Why Airplanes Are White by Shellsploit: 9:26pm On Aug 07, 2020
DHL nko
Romance › Re: Lady Fights Boyfriend For Using The Money She Borrowed Him To Flirt With Girls by Shellsploit: 9:23pm On Aug 07, 2020
Robing peter to pay pauline..
Romance › Re: Advice me on what to do, I'm confused on who to choose by Shellsploit: 6:01pm On Aug 07, 2020
Great read!

Celebrities › Re: Porn Star, Kingtblakhoc Explains Why He Is Always Looking Dirty And Unkempt by Shellsploit: 4:21pm On Aug 07, 2020
otipoju:
Squeeze me! I don't speak Spanish? Comprendè?
squeeze me pls.. grin


Mind ur language grin
TV/Movies › Re: Photos Of BBNaija’s Lucy Selling Plantain by Shellsploit: 4:14pm On Aug 07, 2020
ninocia18:
No offense but it's really inappropriate to use s this picture for a meme.
really?

Family › Re: Husband Faints In Labour Room by Shellsploit: 3:31pm On Aug 07, 2020
Jh0wsef:
I'm on 4G+ and this guy above me still beat me in FTC

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT USING NASA AEROSPACE NETWORK?
Lol.. na zoom network i dey use.. grin
No vex.

Business › Re: Bet9ja Expert Please Help. by Shellsploit: 12:07pm On Aug 07, 2020
majamajic:
U try but u wrong
Oya explain bro mesef dey learn
Business › Re: Bet9ja Expert Please Help. by Shellsploit: 11:50am On Aug 07, 2020
First halv ended 0-0
Then match ended 1-0 which is X/1

Hence you chose Home to win first half and draw the second half of the match which is 1/X
Celebrities › Re: Porn Star, Kingtblakhoc Explains Why He Is Always Looking Dirty And Unkempt by Shellsploit: 11:46am On Aug 07, 2020
Na work the guy dey learn now for ewata, osun saw mill
Family › Re: Husband Faints In Labour Room by Shellsploit:
Lalasticlala can relate..

Modified: Me stopping the poster below me for FTC!

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Engaged To Abel, Her German Boyfriend (Video) by Shellsploit: 11:26am On Aug 07, 2020
Eureka!
Me looking at the first pics while doing 180mph on Ore bypass..

TV/Movies › Re: Photos Of BBNaija’s Lucy Selling Plantain by Shellsploit: 11:18am On Aug 07, 2020
Kriss216:
That's not plantain! It's called Bó lè.
Kriss216 the Bó lè expert grin

TV/Movies › Re: Photos Of BBNaija’s Lucy Selling Plantain by Shellsploit: 11:17am On Aug 07, 2020
... and this thrash made frontpage shocked shocked
Whoever pushed this thread to FP needs this..

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