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Business › Re: Why Does KFC Only Sell Pepsi And Not Coke? by Shellsploit: 9:26pm On Aug 30, 2021
Mr Biggs nko shocked
Agriculture › Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Shellsploit: 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2021
zikodem:
this birds don't look like broilers
Noiler...
Health › Re: Lady Slumps At A Drinking Spot In Ebonyi After Taking Alcohol (Photo) by Shellsploit: 2:46pm On Aug 30, 2021
Where is sef shocked
Science/Technology › Re: Hedgehog Saved From Sticky Situation After Getting Totally Encased In Clay(Pix) by Shellsploit: 2:46pm On Aug 30, 2021
iamyemiakins:
It would've ended in the pot after rescuing it from the sticky situation in this our country. grin

No be only Clayla, na Potla


That game is one super adventurous game wey dey gimme joy back then, the one released for Android later on no just sweet like that one again.

There's this special feeling of joy that comes with collecting those rings back then.

SEGA na baba, cartridge days!!
Also reminds me of [i]International Superstar Soccer, Deluxe! [/i] grin
He shoot!!! He shoot!!! GOAL...
Agriculture › Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Shellsploit:
Been following this thread as a ghost reader..

My 1week Amo noiler seems not to be growing. Feed them 3 times a day. Total number of Birds are 100

Crime › Re: Newborn Baby Abandoned At Dump Site In Bayelsa Cries To Death (Disturbing Photo) by Shellsploit: 2:14pm On Aug 30, 2021
This is how who ever dropped the baby will cry to death whilst passerby catches a glimpse!!


This i have seen!
Science/Technology › Re: Hedgehog Saved From Sticky Situation After Getting Totally Encased In Clay(Pix) by Shellsploit: 10:46pm On Aug 28, 2021
JennyOfOldstones:
Hedgehogs are so cute! I'd really love to have one as a pet
Not until it digs their teeth in to your flesh
Science/Technology › Re: Hedgehog Saved From Sticky Situation After Getting Totally Encased In Clay(Pix) by Shellsploit: 10:45pm On Aug 28, 2021
Who remembers sonic the hedgehog
From SEGA Mega drive console grin
Travel › Re: World's Oldest Hotel Has Been Receiving Guests Since 705AD In Japan(Pics) by Shellsploit: 8:37pm On Aug 28, 2021
I once lodged there in 15BC
Phones › Re: Glo Surprises Customers With FREE N200, 200mb & 6mins Free Call (Screenshot) by Shellsploit: 8:35pm On Aug 28, 2021
... And NTEL is giving out N5000 worth of airtime valid for 1 month.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Water Corporation Office Vs Anambra Water Corporation Office Picture by Shellsploit: 8:32pm On Aug 28, 2021
GerogeI:
The idiot does not know the difference between a pump station and office. Lagos water treatment and pump station is in Akute, almost IOgun state.


In between, it's not about fanciful office. For your own good never drink pipe born water in Lagos. They are not fit for drinking by animals.
Once rented a house is surulere, near Fasholas house before he became the then Governor. Apparrently, the so called water corporation disconnected the compound by using a machete to slash the pvc pipe entering the compound. So if you do not know, know it now that 90% of Lagos water distribution pipes lies inside those gutters you see all over the place. So after slashing the pipe, they left an opening for sewage to ozo into the pipe when they are not pumping water, when they start pumping water, they distribute the accumulated sewage to the whole neighbour hood as sparkling water. Me I did not stay there for one day.

It's not Lagos Water Coporation, but Lagos Sewage Corporation.

If you live in the almighty Lekki, from Agungi down to Chevron. Most of the houses do not have septic systems for sewage. Those that do, never repair it once it spoil due to the high water table. They all subsequently install a pump with filter, to pump their shit into the open drainage along the road. Then plant flowers to hide the discharge. So if you walk in those flood waters when it rains, just know you are swimming in sewage. If your house gets flooded when its rains, it's not flood water only but 30% somebody's sewage. Someone that has a big beautiful house. Never trust professionals that run portable water line through soggy drainage filled with green algae and human faeces.
You said it all
Family › Re: Rwandan Dad Calls His Deformed Baby 'Devil Spawn', Tells Wife To Kill Him (Pics) by Shellsploit: 6:10pm On Aug 28, 2021
"Head be like bemuda traingle"
Too much water retention in the head.


Kill him straight...
Ask questions later!!!
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For August 27 2021 In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 10:36am On Aug 28, 2021
delzbaba:
na club u go or night vigil?
I go do formula 1
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For August 27 2021 In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 3:43am On Aug 28, 2021
Useless analysis!
Na now Mods dey resume morning shift for Nairaland undecided


Abeg who dey third mainland bridge, my steering just pulled off on motion.
Family › Re: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Shellsploit: 3:25am On Aug 28, 2021
Better than sleeping om my rafia leaves
Politics › Re: Video: Ooni Of Ife Receives Professor Eleka, Prays For Him by Shellsploit: 3:15am On Aug 28, 2021
My nigga!

Ki ade pe lori
Ki bata pe le se smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: No One Has Money.' Under Taliban Rule, Afghanistan's Banking System Is Imploding by Shellsploit: 3:10am On Aug 28, 2021
It is completely finished for Afghanistan!!!
Allah akhubar
Romance › Re: 9 Different Shapes And Sizes Of A Woman Vagina As Reveled By Doctors (photos) by Shellsploit: 3:21pm On Aug 27, 2021
OkuFaba:
10; THE BOREHOLE PIT.

This type is rare and only applicable to Nigerian girls into Clitocurrency.
This type of vagina when looked from outside, you'll see her whole reproductive system to her womb by just peeping.
If you shout on this vagina entrance, your voice would echo back

It is also dangerous cos it can swallow up a full grown man.
Borehole vagina, just pray you don't meet such cos it would swallow you and your destiny.
Konga aso grin
Science/Technology › Re: This Four-legged Whale Discovered In Egypt Is Named After The God Of Death (Pix) by Shellsploit: 3:19pm On Aug 27, 2021
Useless Discovery!!
Something wey full okearo river undecided
Travel › Re: Avoid Saminaka Road If You Are Travelling From Kano To Jos (Security Alert) by Shellsploit: 3:13pm On Aug 27, 2021
Someone posted the video on whatsapp...
More than 100 armed bandits on motorbike sad
Travel › Re: Fiberesima Ama: A Hidden Island In Rivers State (Video) by Shellsploit: 1:03pm On Aug 27, 2021
xynerise:
I thought an island is supposed to be all green and beautiful? grin
Na plateau be dis ... cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: 15ft Snake Swallows Entire Cow Before Its Stomach Bursts Open In Thailand by Shellsploit: 8:44am On Aug 27, 2021
Zico777:
Oga,u kain double meal?
One is not expected to eat such abeg,it's dangerous and highly unhealthy.
Issokay!!!
Wait until u see someone butchering it with sheer amazement cheesy
Phones › Re: I Just Bought A 22500mah Powerbank and this happened by Shellsploit: 8:39am On Aug 27, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Same here, I got mine in February. I've been so disappointed ever since then, it charges my 4,000mah battery twice.

You can imagine charging a 12,500mah powerbank for that long only for it to charge a 4,000mah battery twice and I school in an area with no electricity for over 10 years now, just relying on generators and solar.
That means all those 22500 mAh is not even up to 15000mah grin

Heres a pics of 12500mah i purchased.

Phones › Re: I Just Bought A 22500mah Powerbank and this happened by Shellsploit: 8:36am On Aug 27, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Same here, I got mine in February. I've been so disappointed ever since then, it charges my 4,000mah battery twice.

You can imagine charging a 12,500mah powerbank for that long only for it to charge a 4,000mah battery twice and I school in an area with no electricity for over 10 years now, just relying on generators and solar.
Phones › Re: I Need Help Pls I Want To Know The Name Of This Person by Shellsploit: 10:49pm On Aug 26, 2021
ouvredeparis:
Let's help you keep the girl busy....

Go to pornhub or xvideos.... Open a male profile and put her number there that she's available for gay, party, BDSM and horror sex.... Indians and Arabs will finish the job from there... Thank me later... cheesy
You wan make she commit suicide ?
grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Porn And Masturbating by Shellsploit: 10:35pm On Aug 26, 2021
Mehn... The kind of spirit behind pornography and masturbation is on a kentro level!






It takes divine mercy of God to stop.
Science/Technology › Re: 15ft Snake Swallows Entire Cow Before Its Stomach Bursts Open In Thailand by Shellsploit: 10:32pm On Aug 26, 2021
Greediness!
Now na double meat for the hunter grin
Phones › Re: I Just Bought A 22500mah Powerbank and this happened by Shellsploit: 10:09pm On Aug 26, 2021
Kernalboy:
i bought this same powerbank last year mine was 10kmah somethink like that i didnt use it upto 2months it got spoiled and my 5k naira just wasted, nexttime am geting powerbank am not going for new age
How many times did it charge your battery before it was completely discharged?
Phones › Re: I Just Bought A 22500mah Powerbank and this happened by Shellsploit: 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2021
iTroll:
Try again
Why would Nee Age lie?
The CK-02 is a 22500mah model
Stop saying what you don’t know undecided
I bought a new age power bank 12500mah some days ago and it charges my 4000mah battery twice before the last battery indicator started blinking. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: IGP Receives NPF Panel Report On DCP Abba Kyari by Shellsploit: 9:59pm On Aug 26, 2021
Person wey done japa sad
Properties › Re: Agents And Landlords Exploit House Seekers In Lagos by Shellsploit: 9:56pm On Aug 26, 2021
Epeegee:
Matogun,legun,osere,maidan should be much more better,��
Those areas are even worst compared to okearo cheesy
Investment › Re: Where Can I Buy ATM Machine by Shellsploit: 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2021
ATM machine?
This matter get as e be...




Lemme call lalasticlacla!

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