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Education › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by Shellsploit: 7:23pm On Sep 28, 2021
CondemnBattery:
Abeg, what is penetration tester?
Penetration testing (or pen testing) is a security exercise where a cyber-security expert attempts to find and exploit vulnerabilities in a computer system. The purpose of this simulated attack is to identify any weak spots in a system’s defenses which attackers could take advantage of.

https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/security/glossary/what-is-penetration-testing/
Family › Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by Shellsploit: 7:20pm On Sep 28, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Hian, you no dey taya to chop guava for okearo farm, you better look for correct ofe owerri soup loaded with kpomo, ogunfe, Turkey, bokoto, chicken with akpu, eat and drink fresh orange juice, thank me later tongue
grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Oyo Resident Kills Mother For Refusing To Give Him Food by Shellsploit: 7:19pm On Sep 28, 2021
Gotze1:
Mumu, I know you are blind to see the name is from osu republic.
onuku, is oyo in osu republic?
Family › Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by Shellsploit:
Let us wait to hear from lalasticlacla
Lemme go and plug guava, will be back.


Back to the topic..
So your wife shouldn't kiss her own baby again? Wait, who is the mother of the baby?

Wahala no dey finish for marriage!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (2 - 0) On 28th September 2021 by Shellsploit: 5:31pm On Sep 28, 2021
Athemisia:
Lol... No just try am... Goals no go plenty.
Issokay.. grin
Sports › Re: Match-Fixing Scandal Trails Anthony Joshua Vs Usyk Fight by Shellsploit: 5:31pm On Sep 28, 2021
shocked
Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by Shellsploit:
shocked

Keep waving, until she approaches you.


That was how i invested 400k into snail business, woke up the next morning, the snails are no where to be found. They all strolled away!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Best Means To Join The Nigerian Police As Graduate? by Shellsploit: 5:26pm On Sep 28, 2021
CandyOps:
To make it easier for you.. get ready with your #300k entrance fee. It's like an open secret.

It's usually 300k. Them go put your name for special list. If list comes out you go just come your norma 3 months police training.

After then na to begin chase case. Well if you be police you no need to find case. Na case go dey pursue you before u go know am I go recover that money wey u pay... That is if u dey beta state
Correct guy.
Health › Re: Help,my Lungs Is Producing Alot Mucus by Shellsploit: 5:25pm On Sep 28, 2021
Corea4king:
Shellsploit

I know all the asthmatic rules and regulations and I observe them,concerning the drugs I use to take ventoline,amino,control inhaler predisoline etc but all these drugs are no more working for me


You were once asthmatic?
During your childhood, what drugs were given to u for asthma.. franol, Ventolin inhaler / accuinhaler?
With time you will outgrow it.
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bank In Osun, Kill One by Shellsploit: 5:21pm On Sep 28, 2021
shocked
Education › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by Shellsploit: 5:20pm On Sep 28, 2021
Athemisia:
Just come clean. You are a porn.STAR!
Penetration tester shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Porto Vs Liverpool UCL (1 - 5) On 28th September 2021 by Shellsploit: 5:15pm On Sep 28, 2021
RadioMOUTH:
Liverpool go walk alone today grin
Na only u and them go walk alone grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Porto Vs Liverpool UCL (1 - 5) On 28th September 2021 by Shellsploit: 5:15pm On Sep 28, 2021
I see own goal from Liverpool... embarassed
Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Shellsploit: 5:15pm On Sep 28, 2021
mightyhaze:
grin




Why una no install tracker for their backs? grin
U be real weyrey!!
Tracker for snail back grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (2 - 0) On 28th September 2021 by Shellsploit: 5:14pm On Sep 28, 2021
Over 6.5 goals
This i have seen
Politics › Re: See How Much Cooking Gas Cost In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by Shellsploit: 5:08pm On Sep 28, 2021
Firewood to the rescue..
Science/Technology › Re: Mystery As Hundreds Of Dead Ravens Fall Out Of The Sky In Russia ( Pics, Video) by Shellsploit: 4:55pm On Sep 28, 2021
Na sign of second cumming of Jesus!
Oh yea repent of your sins cheesy


If na naija, food done set...
Na to dey gather them all. roast am with firewood.
Business › Re: Enaira Website Goes Live, Displays CBN Digital Currency Features by Shellsploit: 4:50pm On Sep 28, 2021
Dead on arrival grin
Crime › Re: Ferrari Sprayed With Bullets 2-weeks After Mustang Assassination In Soweto (PIX) by Shellsploit: 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2021
angry
Romance › Re: Women Ride Motorcycles In Brazil(photo) by Shellsploit: 4:24pm On Sep 28, 2021
Winningbot:
especially nnewi grin
Something wey full Aguileri
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Police Arrest Six Nigerians For Selling Black Market Fuel by Shellsploit: 4:20pm On Sep 28, 2021
grin
Politics › Re: Soldiers Beat Up Shiites Women Along Abuja-Kaduna Expressway by Shellsploit: 4:15pm On Sep 28, 2021
grin
Crime › Re: Oyo Resident Kills Mother For Refusing To Give Him Food by Shellsploit: 4:09pm On Sep 28, 2021
Na wa oo..
Ndi brown roof republic of Oyo state.
Health › Re: Help,my Lungs Is Producing Alot Mucus by Shellsploit: 4:03pm On Sep 28, 2021
shocked

You were once asthmatic?
During your childhood, what drugs were given to u for asthma.. franol, Ventolin inhaler / accuinhaler?
Education › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by Shellsploit: 3:57pm On Sep 28, 2021
Amazing ...
I no buy ordinary handout for all the courses in my year one, naso all the lecturers gather give me 12 carry-over for all their courses!


I quit school and became a penetration tester!
Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Shellsploit: 3:56pm On Sep 28, 2021
usj:
sorry. What really happened, did they crawl away or stolen by people?
They all strolled away peacefuly.
Phones › Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by Shellsploit:
TOR! for people wey sabi
Travel › Re: Traffic On Abuja-Keffi Expressway As Army Blocks Road To Stop Shiites (Photos) by Shellsploit: 3:43pm On Sep 28, 2021
Taliban's!
Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Shellsploit: 3:32pm On Sep 28, 2021
sylve11:
Like the snails evaporated? shocked cool
They strolled away.
Crime › Re: Norah Okafor Sues EFCC, Demands N20m Compensation Over Home Invasion [pix] by Shellsploit: 3:27pm On Sep 28, 2021
Amazing!
Romance › Re: Share An Experience Of How You managed to escape an Embarrassing Situation by Shellsploit: 3:25pm On Sep 28, 2021
Benki003:
The day i was walking with my crush,
As a bad guy I wanted to cross a gutter, then boom I fell inside gutter like Nigeria economy grin grin with dirty water and breeding mosquito, omo na so my crush just use laugh run leave only me, I swear for am sha from the day on i de fear gutter like mad wink smiley
Lwtmp

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