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Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Shellsploit:
Amazing!


Me wey invest 400k into snail business, woke up the next morning, the snails are no where to be found. They all strolled away!
Pets › Re: Baby Snake by Shellsploit: 3:12pm On Sep 28, 2021
LilMissFavvy:
Of all the animals one can rear to make money, it is this slimy*evil creature you want to rear, looks like you ain't okay.
Slimy evil creature... *Grims
Pets › Re: Baby Snake by Shellsploit: 3:11pm On Sep 28, 2021
Andyvilly:
Snake feed, growers Marsh, to make it big enough before December time
Snake sef don get feed for growers mash grin
Wetin person no go see for Nairaland.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Fuel Scarcity: Customers Fight In Fuel Station by Shellsploit: 3:03pm On Sep 28, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Hian, you have started again, sell fuel in jerrycan in England, UK no be banana Republic oo, if you sell fuel for jerrycan, get ready for koboko laden with chilly pepper for your back grin
grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Delta Police Quash Cult Initiation Ceremony, Arrest Cult Members With Weapons by Shellsploit: 3:01pm On Sep 28, 2021
Kill them all and ask questions later!
Useless cacophonies.
Politics › Re: Can You Build This Type Of Hospital In China- Yahaya Bello Ask Contractors by Shellsploit: 2:56pm On Sep 28, 2021
shocked shocked shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: How The U.K Ended Up In A Fuel And Food Shortage by Shellsploit: 2:41pm On Sep 28, 2021
angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Fuel Scarcity: Customers Fight In Fuel Station by Shellsploit: 2:40pm On Sep 28, 2021
I see Nigerians selling black market with jerrycan. This i have vehemently seen!
Crime › Re: How I Was Kidnapped, Beaten And Robbed On My Way To Work In Lagos by Shellsploit: 2:37pm On Sep 28, 2021
Thank God for your life bro...
Travel › Re: Tanker Laden With Diesel Upturns Content On Apapa Road, Lagos by Shellsploit: 8:43pm On Sep 22, 2021
See as awon omo oluwabi carry jerry can to scoop diesel shocked shocked shocked shocked


Nkan nbe!!!
Crime › Re: UK Police Seek Information On Nigerian Boy Killed For Ritual In London by Shellsploit: 7:38am On Sep 22, 2021
Nigeria govt sef.
Politics › Re: Throwback:Major Mustapha Spoke Angrily Of MKO Abiola's Death At Oputa Panel by Shellsploit: 11:17pm On Sep 21, 2021
See Lower third caption shocked shocked shocked
NTA Abeokuta sef
Crime › Re: Gabby Petito: This Is How U.S. Is Searching For A Missing Citizen(Pics) by Shellsploit: 10:41pm On Sep 21, 2021
Nigeria Police Force.. To protect and serve with integrity grin grin
Travel › Re: The Poor State Of Umuahia/lkwuano-lkot Ekpene Road (Pictures) by Shellsploit: 10:14pm On Sep 21, 2021
Okearo road is better than this sef...
Romance › Re: This is one major reason I will always remain Single Now (pics). by Shellsploit: 9:12pm On Sep 21, 2021
Abeg when you are done reading that book on your table "self confidence".. I go like borrow am read! smiley smiley smiley
Celebrities › Re: Davido Loses Another Aide 3 Months After Obama Dmw’s Death by Shellsploit: 9:07pm On Sep 21, 2021
MrBrownJay1:
is it me or....

[img]https://c./nrZnjXnvcS0AAAAM/osita-aki-and-paw-paw.gif[/img]
This your meme eh...
Lwkmd
Politics › Re: Banks, Markets, Schools Open As Sit-At-Home Fails In Imo State by Shellsploit: 10:03pm On Sep 20, 2021
Failed nomenclature
Family › Re: Kenyan Puts Up His Kidney For Sale To Raise Money For His Brother’s School Fees by Shellsploit: 9:57pm On Sep 20, 2021
I see someone selling his left auricle on nairaland for 400k..

This i have vehemently seen!!
Science/Technology › Re: Super-chilled Chameleon Leans On His Arm As He Reclines In The Sunshine(Pics) by Shellsploit: 9:25pm On Sep 20, 2021
MrBONE2:
Bwana I got picture of this below chilling in Cool Savanah area of KiVuKi Land grin
This one be like Rango
Science/Technology › Re: Super-chilled Chameleon Leans On His Arm As He Reclines In The Sunshine(Pics) by Shellsploit: 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2021
See as e be like one Nairaland moderator wey ban my moniker for 81yrs.
Autos › Re: Covid-19: Hundreds Of Exotic Taxis Turned To Vegetable Farm In Thailand (Pics) by Shellsploit: 9:41am On Sep 18, 2021
See taxi's shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Better than the entire uber fleet in Nigeria grin
Education › Re: UNIBEN Students Told To Resume As University Cancels ₦20,000 Registration Fee by Shellsploit: 7:53am On Sep 18, 2021
Confusing picstory shocked
Crime › Re: My Niece Has Been Kidnapped On Her Way To ABSU! by Shellsploit: 7:39am On Sep 18, 2021
shocked
Celebrities › Re: Craze Clown Shares Reason For Not Taking His Daughter To A Lekki Hospital (Pix) by Shellsploit: 10:15pm On Sep 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Like someone said, he should have told the person that a toddler is a baby toad.
U say wetin grin grin grin grin
Lalasticlacla kindly ba*n this poster for 67years
Celebrities › Re: Craze Clown Shares Reason For Not Taking His Daughter To A Lekki Hospital (Pix) by Shellsploit: 10:14pm On Sep 17, 2021
chatinent:
It could be over phonetics.

Maybe he said toOoDDla, and the receptionist knows of toddLA. Expecially brewing a simple English word with your nativity due to emergency. Eg. nEss, nex, nus, NUS, NURSE o, it's my tOODDla o (with a reckless abandon on the pitch)...and the nurse is like “oga, calm down. The toad bit you?”

We like to dey phoney na. Na so one nurse wey come my ward that year dey tell me “thrust me, it will be fine.”

I'm like, wtf.
Chatinent grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Craze Clown Shares Reason For Not Taking His Daughter To A Lekki Hospital (Pix) by Shellsploit: 10:13pm On Sep 17, 2021
Abeg which font dey that picture... shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: O.m.g See What Megan Fox Wore To The MTV Awards by Shellsploit: 10:11pm On Sep 17, 2021
Oponku united!!!
Dry bones shall rise again..
Education › Re: This Is The World Largest Immersed Tunnel Connecting Denmark And Germany by Shellsploit: 10:05pm On Sep 17, 2021
Mrkumareze:
One day, one stupid Muslim will scream Allhahu Arkbar and bomb it shocked
Education › Re: This Is The World Largest Immersed Tunnel Connecting Denmark And Germany by Shellsploit: 10:04pm On Sep 17, 2021
Lagos Independence tunnel sef cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Orumba North And South Join Forces, Vow To Deliver Orumba Son Maduka At Anambra by Shellsploit: 2:53pm On Sep 17, 2021
Make e dey waste money upandan...
APGA sef.
Science/Technology › Re: Manatee: This Creature Was Killed In Badagry Yesterday. Who Knows The Name? by Shellsploit: 12:30pm On Sep 17, 2021
Looks like "Seal"

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