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Travel › Re: Car Wash Attendant Crashes A Client’s Benz On His Way To Get Soap In Edo State by Shellsploit: 1:51pm On Sep 11, 2021
smithmoi:
This happened to me after the birth of my son, my wife had CS, i had spent so much. While doing the normal run arounds after birth, i felt like the car was too dirty, so i just jejely branched a car wash, while the guy was washing, i noticed there was a steam wash beside them. So i asked the steam was guy to wash my engine when he was done. I wnt to relax somewhere to cool my head o while my car is being washed next thing i see all boys coming towards me apologising. Aparently the guy washing wanted to shift the car towards the steam wash guy, obviously not used to cars with soft pedals, over pressed and bashed my car. Mehn..you can imagine how my world crashed... A car i had repaired, and sprayed in preperation for my new born. Omo i repaired the car myself, buh i broke down sha.
God will repay you for your kind gesture!
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Isa Kaita College of Education, Katsina, Kidnap Children by Shellsploit: 9:44pm On Sep 07, 2021
angry
Politics › Re: Open Grazing Ban: Lagos Proposes 21-Year Jail Term For Armed Herders by Shellsploit: 9:43pm On Sep 07, 2021
KingOKON:
.

Man from Guinea Bissau talking
Very useless quote
Politics › Re: Open Grazing Ban: Lagos Proposes 21-Year Jail Term For Armed Herders by Shellsploit: 9:32pm On Sep 07, 2021
Kolewerk
Investment › Re: SEC Creates A Special Division To Study The Crypto Market by Shellsploit: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2021
A very lalastic move!
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:53am On Sep 07, 2021
Weedhustler:
. Na poverty dey worry u mugu...whoever don suck her breast blow!
Weyrey!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Check Out This Special Offer To Casa Del Papa In Benin Republic by Shellsploit: 11:49am On Sep 07, 2021
Here go make sense for my retirement plans with my ex!!
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:44am On Sep 07, 2021
Weedhustler:
[s]With her nonsense breast wey don loose alignment![/s]
Very useless post!!!
If she open the bwest, u go run open mouth wide like aluminum basin undecided
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2021
Fahdiga:
Fat Olosho
Useless post
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2021
phenomental40:
shocked omo see breasts
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2021
Romanoff:
In the display of indecency?

Thankfully not.
Amazing response!!
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Vision AVTR: Car Controlled By Reading Driver's Mind by Shellsploit: 10:21am On Sep 07, 2021
slowice:
It will drive straight to a brothel grin
Weyrey grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Vision AVTR: Car Controlled By Reading Driver's Mind by Shellsploit: 10:21am On Sep 07, 2021
This kain motor + mindset no go work for matogun okearo road...

Ordinary drivers mindset for that road, fiam, before you know it potopoto done carry the motor enter pigfarm cheesy
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by Shellsploit: 10:19am On Sep 07, 2021
I wonder why no one uses sim puk for the simcards shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked




Make i see who go come steal my phone, buy credit or borrow loan from sokoloan.



I dey wait!!!!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Mounts Air, Land Offensive Against Bandits In Zamfara by Shellsploit: 8:58pm On Sep 06, 2021
Amazing!!!
Lets wait after 4days to hear the true story!!!

If u know u know... grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga: Chidinma, Quadri With Murder By Lagos State by Shellsploit: 8:46pm On Sep 06, 2021
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

She will be pardoned!
This i havent seen.
Phones › Re: See What I Saw On My SMS Delivery Report. by Shellsploit: 8:43pm On Sep 06, 2021
tosaino95:
does phone use CMOS battery guy you funny aswear grin
grin grin grin
Crime › Re: HELP!!! Summons At A Shrine In Abia State. by Shellsploit: 10:16pm On Sep 05, 2021
Lalasticlacla sef
Celebrities › Re: Breast Cancer: Sarah Harding Is Dead (Pictures) by Shellsploit:
Death is inevitable..
Even our darling potato head can testify
Travel › Re: Plane Falls Into Water As Wing Walker And Pilot Scream In The UK (Pics, Video) by Shellsploit: 9:46pm On Sep 05, 2021
Engine failure?
Abi na ladipo tokumbo engine dem fix inside shocked
Politics › Re: Second Niger Bridge To Open By February 2022 - George Moghalu by Shellsploit: 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2021
Future continuous tense.
Romance › Re: I Visited The Garden Of Eden After Church It's Sight Was Just To Beautiful - Pix by Shellsploit: 8:37pm On Sep 05, 2021
Lastmankc:
If truly it's the garden of Eden,then where is the snake?
E go soon come back
E go hustle for food grin
Romance › Re: I Visited The Garden Of Eden After Church It's Sight Was Just To Beautiful - Pix by Shellsploit: 8:35pm On Sep 05, 2021
See as weather be shocked
Better than lagos and its environs.





Lalasticlacla sef!
Romance › Re: This Single Picture Shows How Stupid Men Are by Shellsploit: 8:32pm On Sep 05, 2021
Onyi22:
They are all Useless
Very useless post.
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-at-home Continues: South-east Traders, Others Lament Huge Losses by Shellsploit: 5:17am On Sep 05, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Hian, Udi ke, cheesy
Lol.. i meant ndi
Romance › Re: This Picture Is Deep by Shellsploit: 9:57pm On Sep 04, 2021
God bless our parents!
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-at-home Continues: South-east Traders, Others Lament Huge Losses by Shellsploit: 9:54pm On Sep 04, 2021
Hunger never catch una
Make una continue to dey read book of lamentation*



Udi Uchi
grin grin grin grin grin
Agriculture › Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Shellsploit: 5:16pm On Sep 04, 2021
jidestroud:
So oga shellsploit, just feed your birds good broiler starter feeds available and observe their vaccination/medication chart given to you. Your birds should do just fine.
Ok, thanks.
Here is a pics of one of the noiler chicks at 11days

Forum Games › Share Your Month Of Birth. by Shellsploit(op): 9:52am On Sep 04, 2021
Can you marry your birthday mate?
Lets see who will get connected!

Mine: August 01
Nairaland General › Re: Who Still Wears This Underskirt? by Shellsploit: 4:53pm On Sep 03, 2021
Olumighty123:
You eehn grin grin ban awaits you shocked shocked
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Who Still Wears This Underskirt? by Shellsploit: 1:46pm On Sep 03, 2021
Lalasticlacla does!
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Oraimo 2baba Edition For Sale For 6k by Shellsploit: 1:03am On Sep 03, 2021
sunshineV:
go buy "yur bluetut dewise ix readi tu pearl"
Hahahahahahahaha
This na reply na savage grin

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