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me dat I m sooo frightened by height. if you are out dere am also scared of heights you have every right to be. COS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. airplanes, lifts,storey buildings

I DON COME WITH ANOTHER DIMENSION OF JOKE...!!! GENESIS TO REVELATION - JOKE KINDLY LEAVE WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING NOW AND READ THIS!!! Our FAMOUS journey began at Genesis through Exodus. On the way, we saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly " Samuel, Samuel ".At a stage, the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother.Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel their friend. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem . Moreover, Habakkuk visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi. Immediately after the old tradition, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts with the Romans who were behaving like the Corinthians, who were also always at loggerhead with the Galatians. At that time too, the Ephesians realizing that the Philippians were close to the Colossians, suggested to theThessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who had gone to the house of Titus to teach Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in Hebrew. On hearing this, James asked Peter to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST...!!! Love ya all... Thanks for your time!!!
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mikezuruki:
YOU'RE ON A CROSSROAD: guy cross the road na!

Guy go America before them go ban Nigeria from travelling over there.


Now away from my dry jokes, go to America. Aside football, it provides more opportunities for other things. Just in case you no make am for ball. LOL

Also, in America, you only need to be an average footballer before making it to stardom...unlike Spain. Where you must be technically excellent, as a black man. LOL. Choose America guy

thanks a lot guy, as for technicality I am quite sound. but wat I am thinking is how many American football matches do people, watch? is football like popular over dere

mikezuruki:
YOU'RE ON A CROSSROAD: guy cross the road na!

please any candid advice?

Lalasticlala I will be forever greatful if this can reach the frontpage, I pray your kids won't take the wrong decisions in life.

Yes, my fellow N_lers, I have come to you today to seek for advice. I am a footballer and I have been planning to go abroad for a while now ( spain) to find a way for myself in football since they are much opportunities over there, I found a university in Spain also to pursue a degree( my parents wants this by force). Now another opportunity as opened for me to chase the same career in America but in an Academy tho . I ought to have come to a conclusion by nextweek and I am so confused on what to choose.


please I need advice on which one I should choose I am just 16years, I don't know how football is in America. please I need sincere advice... please don't ignore

this information can't be used to bring down the price of foreign rice .so fvck off

na only Taylor Swift I sabi o ND hin no Naija

osheyyyy



meme alert!!!

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meme alert!!!

we go into the room n fvck

I knew it was going to be killed.
I didn't expect any less from poverty stricken freaks, that call themselves human beings

if this is true.... AYE E MA BAJE NII

gbogbo yin ti MAD OH

after reading so many comments under this thread, I have come to a conclusion that Nairaland is the home of sickos

.

it all stops when you born

please free the snake let it go

#FREELALA #LETLALAGO

that's a black mamba, very potent venom which kill within 20mins, a drrop is enough to kill 20 fully grown adult men, it is expected since you have a poultry, you can't really prevent dem from coming but you can atleast get snake traps or plant a particulr leaf called taba leaf it wards dem off

Voda PHONE

Onyi22:
Holosho way worth more than ur entire family.... U r really stupid nigga

please small small na

good jokes keep it up but abeg reduce your 'god' jokes it's kinda blasphemous

really good more of that but reduce your 'God ' jokes it's blasphemous

wetin dey do me no dey do you
na money I dey find now

Oluwasaeon:
Photoshopped. Read what's on the banner and you'll understand why her pictures were used there. People are wicked

ori e wa nibe!

softwerk:
Send me his account details and phone number.

Those children must not be allowed to become Malians!

MR woman WHAT YOU MEAN?




M.A.R.L.I.A.Ns come forward the rest f*ck off

rather than taking innocent souls with you,you can aswell buy petrol go to a coded area and do justice to yourself or you can buy a helicopter or private jet (depends on your pocket o) learn how to take off (only) do not learn how to land o.








CASE SETTLED

this has potential to reach the promise land

lemme park here

small manhood for that age

hospital asap




'what happens when one insert dick into every possible hole without protection'
just saying o

so what u ar telling me is dat ur HAND sweet pass ur wife PUNA #thallywacker