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ELectricians Cellotape kwa!!if dis z nt ara I dunno wat eLse to call it

Jesusloveyou:
Bedc also restore their fake light by 1am

Which area is dat cuz it seems they 4got us here..

Only one gen on 4 my area..its dat bad.

For 2weeks nw most of ma dreams come true.....y

MeandSum:
Good lord! Can you use google translate to translate this to whichever language you understand well? Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa.

Seen nw..thnkz

Easy biko,just read through n noticed ma mistk.thnkz

D english ll kill d thief b4 u get to enugu..

Biko sahara una enter d 1st class wif em cuz I no understand dis amebo story..

Dem no want mk oga jonah com bck to otuoke o...mk dem let dis man rest nah..

Choii if na sm1 else preach against fornication I go hear buh u oshio! biko talk another thing..

Wetin doctor never see or hear b4..4 me I hide nothing from a doc.

According to d husband when he didn't find his wife,he traced d venue n was told d wife showed up but left immediately..if d wife was unconscious in dat car n later found hersef in a room,what time did she get to the party cuz her friends said she was there abi na her spirit go represent amwhat do I know biko!

How did he know when d gang killed 2 policemen n civilians while he was in d boat .hmmm ok abi CCtv dae d boat..anyway what do I know kwa

Low self esteem z d reson y a gurl ll do all of this..

Ewwwwww nt nice @ aLl,if freezer b like dis how d house go b??

Ronke I fear ur english paSs d kidnapping story

Yam+indomie spice=yam peppersoup

Whc umuahia z beautiful,d one I just left on monday??biko nwannem say smtin else..as 4 d war museum dae should fix those things outside..

1 year jail term,500 thousand naira bail

D green mango does nt purge..i take a lot of it

Thread style:after loading d paper wif enough expo u tie wit a thread,leave d paper outside n d tip of the thread inside d class so u can draw it..if smone cuts d paper/thread from outside blame d witches in ur village

'Uncle plz tell us a story'

Wall nor dae d office??y place pictures dat close to a blind?

Na panel beater mk wetin dem tk serve dat naija food?.. whc kin erosion beans b dat?

Shop owner biko no allow her pass d door if she no pay+no gree if she offer u cheque...I no wan hear story

Camphor

So MR X cldnt pay 4 tontos bags,abi his own kinda success is nt sexually transmited..

It was chemistry exam..as a good student I sit 4 front maeanwhile my lap was loaded wif enough chukuli.exam start I jeje dae write my thing,invigilators pack go back sit..na wen principal enter hall I nor know,he just walked up to me n said he saw my chukuli in my lap..chooi fear catch me but then wetin e eye carry com under my skirt,i made sure I embarassed him first o..b4 a female teacher was asked 2 search me I cleaned d expo wif ma skirt n sweat..lol didn't try lap style again

Last time I fried garri was 2yrs ago.....mehn dat was nt easy at all

Let me goan check if ours z still there,no light since yesterday..

Wait oh,dem tie d gurl hand??...person wae they 4 use beating design he body...mtchewwwww